![]() all you need to know about me is that i'm a girl who lives in Australia. cool webcomic: fanfics i am currently writing/planning to write: i haven't thought of a name- If you cried during/after reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy this to your profile If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this into your profile. If you cried when Fred Weasley died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile. If you cried when Dobby died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), copy and paste this into your profile If you love Harry Potter, copy this into your profile. If you always mentally make the Sirius "serious" pun whenever somebody says, "I'm serious!" copy and paste this into your profile. If you read Deathly Hallows in under a week, copy and paste this (Try 10 hours!) If you think Remus Lupin deserves more cuddles than Jacob Black, copy this to your profile. If you wanted to punch Remus Lupin in the gut for thinking that he was "too old" for Tonks, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you agree that Tonks is a way better nickname than Dora (as in Nymphadora), copy and paste this onto your profile. If you agree Pansy Parkinson should be sent to a Dog Kennel, copy and paste this to your profile. 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4. 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch? 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? 9. What are you wearing? 10. Did you dream last night? 11. When did you last laugh? 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? 13. Seen anything weird lately? 14. What do you think of this quiz? 15. What is the last film you saw? 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: 18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? 19. Do you like to dance? 20. George Bush: 21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? 22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? 23. Would you ever consider living abroad? 24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the "pearly gates"? friends visit you in jail, good friends bail you out of jail, best friends are sitting next to you saying "DUDE! that was amazing!" To put it nicely, I hope you choke Love is giving someone the power to destroy you, but trusting them not to. If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off. friends give you their umbrella when it is raining, best friends steal yours and scream back at you "RUN FOREST, RUN!" Life sucks then you die You're Funny, but looks aren't everything Silence is golden, duck tape is silver People are like slinkies. Absolutely pointless, but funny to watch fall down stairs. I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. I am ready to meet my maker, whether or not my maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is a whole other matter aerodynamically, the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know it, so it keeps flying anyway. It was never love that broke her heart it was losing that love that tore her apart. Are we fighting?" friends comfort you when you're rejected, best friends walk up to him in a public place and say loudly "It's because you're gay isn't it?" Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless. I can't cry hard enough for you to hear me. boys are like purses, cute, full of crap, and easy to replace. One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. friends help you move, best friends help you move the body. friends tell you you're too good for him when your dumped, best friends call him up and say "You're gonna die in seven days." Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. Smile. It confuses people. Bravery is just a nice way of saying stupidity Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. friends ask you why you're crying, best friends already have a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry. Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking. No I won't go to hell! They have a restaining order against me! friends hide you from the cops, best friends are probably the reason you're running from them in the first place. Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. If everything seems to being going well...you have OBVIOUSLY overlooked something. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. You were born an original... don't die a copy. Your right to smoke stops when it interferes with my right to breathe. My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway A day without sunshine is like... night. Everything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening. No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you. It's okay, pluto. I'm not a planet either. God, give me the serenity to accept the things that I cannot change, the strength to change the things that I can, and the wisdom to hide the dead bodies of the people I had to kill because they annoyed me. If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? When life gives you lemons, make apple juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Have you ever wondered which hurts most: Saying something and wishing you hadn't; or saying nothing and wishing you had? "Go forth and set the world on fire." screw the metaphorical, literal all the way. (pyromaniacs FTW!!!) It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it? Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not. I’m not clumsy…the floor just hates me. (YEAH, ALONG WITH EVERY OTHER FREAKING INANIMATE OBJECT!!!) I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. friends will help you find your way when you're lost, best friends will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map and giving you bad directions Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot. I smile because I have no idea what's going on! Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to If you don't like the way I drive, then get off the sidewalk. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. They say "guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the gun helps, cuz if you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think too many people would die. friends will help you learn to drive, best friends will help you roll the car into a lake to collect the insurance money I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to. Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very fraid! Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. if you've ever copied and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile 93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile 92 percent of teens would die if Aeropostle, Abercombe, Hollister, or Fitch told them breathing wasn't cool. If your'e part of the 8 who would sit there wondering why people are so obsessed over clothes or sitting their laughing your guts out, copy and paste this into your pro! If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile If you haven't ever actually killed anyone... YET... copy and paste. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copy this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have too many of these copy-and-paste things in your profile and don't care who dislikes it, copy this into your profile If you love these copy and paste things, even though they aren't that cool to begin with, copy this into your profile. IF YOU LIKE TOKYO MEW MEW THEN COPY AND PASTE THIS ON UR PROFILE IF YOU LOVE ICHIGOXKISH PAIRING COPY AND PASTE THIS ON UR PROFILE IF YOU LOVE TARUTOXPUDDING PAIRING COPY AND PAST THIS ON UR PROFILE If you are against racism, copy this onto your profile. THE ONLY RACE IS HUMANITY! If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. It seems like everyone has a Myspace. If you don't have one, and see no point in having one, copy and paste. (That's why my cat has Facebook) If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile. 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If you feel like ripping off a bank just for the fun of it repost this & put your name below. jay cooper. Nilla Mew Mew chibi stimpy 2 FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR 1.When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. 2.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 3.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. 4.Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on. 5.Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" 6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 7.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. 8.Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment. 9.Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play. 10.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 11.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 12.Ask, "Did you feel that?" 13.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. 14.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!" 15.Swat at flies that don't exist. 16.Tell people that you can see their aura. 17.Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it. 18.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!" 19.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 20.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 21.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 22.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. 23.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope. 24.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 25.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, and sit back and watch as everyone wonders how the hell you did that! Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes. A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?” The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of a fast approaching train. The pessimist sees the darkness inside a tunnel. The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The realist sees the headlight of an approaching train. The engine driver sees three idiots on the railway. Growing older is manditory. Growing up is Optional One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions. It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn. Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying "You can't fire me, I quit!'' The trouble with life is there's no background music. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (my sister, the one with a fanfiction account, was skyping her friend at the time. they both looked at me weirdly... .;) If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. 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If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. Drugs are bad news. Spread the word. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio. If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amianzg huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! 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If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. 98% of teenagers would cry if Edward Cullen was about to jump off a skyscraper. If you're one of the 2% that would get a lawn chair, eat some popcorn and yell "do a flip!", copy/paste this into your profile! If you ever skipped homework to watch anime, add this to your profile. If you love animals copy and paste this on your profile. If you ever stood up for yourself, even though you were scared, add this to your profile. If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile. If you LOVE LOVE LOVE! To scream, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think people are out to get you, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever had problems updating your profile because the computer kept putting the things that you wanted in a diffrent area, copy and paste this on your profile. IF YOU LOVE FANFICTION, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have friends online whom you don't even know in the real world but you don't really care, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you HATE school, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this to your profile. If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have an exceedingly long profile because of copy/paste items, copy this into your profile to make it even longer. If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile. If you think that writing fanfics is fun, put this in your profile!! If you managed to copy and paste to many things, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you want to push a person of a cliff right now but that person happens to not exist, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this into your profile. 5 Truths of Life 1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue. 2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it. 3. The first truth is a lie. 4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Idiot!) 5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face. Now, if you fell for it (I KNOW you did), copy & paste this into your profile. If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile. If you like to copy and paste, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Finch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their heads off at the others. If you have WAY too much time on your hands and your on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction,copy and paste this into your profile. If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. If your profile is way too long,copy and paste this into it to make it longer! For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its cheesy music. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes copy this on your profile If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever had a random laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. If you ever got hit in the face with a soccerball, football, etc., copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profi Some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing...but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. If you agree with this, put this in your profile. IMPORTANT- Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen/ Robert Patterson are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. Quick, we need sponsors! :D:D:D:D:D If you think TV actually makes you smarter, copy and paste this into your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile If you have been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing copy this on your profile If you have ever had an argument with yourself and LOST, copy and paste this on you profile. Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity: 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In." 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso . 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds" 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy." 8. Don't use any punctuation 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go." 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask: Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!" 19. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!! Crazy is when u laugh uncontrolably at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Kingdom Hearts series.Crazy is when your so obsessed with Roxas (KH 2) that you bang on the T.V. every now and then to see if he will come out .(Yes this is the real Sam from Storms; Crossover Mania LOL) I LOVE ROXAS! Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random moments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. Crazy is when you get up in the middle of the night and rearrange your entire room out of boredom. Crazy is when you can talk to yourself for twenty minutes about nothing at all. Crazy is when you find yourself putting your socks into the fridge. Crazy is when you can make conversation happen between a highlighter and a pen. Crazy is when you talk to your naruto cosplay forehead protectors, and appologizing to the fore head protectors you don't pick. Crazy is when you run around laughing and when your friend ask you what your laughing at, you tell them about some random situation your imagination came up with. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! 1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public. 2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public. 3.Do not answer fictional characters in public. 4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public. 5.Do not go out in public. 6.Disregard above note. Perform numbers 1 to 4. 7.Note expressions. 8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you. 9.Floor is slippery when wet. 10.Lake is slippery when dry. 11.Only talk to strangers you know. 12.Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all. 13.For legal purposes be sure to delete above note. 14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you. 15.Kill them for security purposes. 16.Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings. 17.Make a scene whenever humanly possible. 18.The men in white coats are not your friends. 19.Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects. 20.When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket. 21.Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning. 22.Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing. 23.Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age. 24.Always remember, um... um... Damn. 25.Train army of flying monkeys. 26.Goldfish don't like milk. 27.Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits. 28.Find out who invented the word "pianist". 29.People are staring at you. 30.So act insane. 31.People are weird, but not as weird as me. 32.Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth. 33.Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people. 34.Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experiance. Do this as much as possible. 35.You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding. 36.Never pet a burning dog. 37.Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you are wearing a parka. 38.Naked men dig parkas. 39.Beware the naked man who offers you his parka. 40.You know what would look good on you? 41.Immolated cockroaches. 42.Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug. 43.The size of Danny DeVito. 44.Making an amusing facial expression. Like this. 45.Numbers are evil. Count in clovers. 46.Stalking is fun. Do it more. 47.Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree!" 48.No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world. 49.That way is rum. 50.Constipated people don't give a crap. 52.You cannot kill the snow. 53.The snow can kill you. 54.Grass can also kill you. 55.The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms... 56.Catch and castrate leprechaun. 57.HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say. 58.Staple paper in the middle of the page. 59.In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally. 60.You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that. 61.Pretend to be so around teh n00bs. 62.Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon. 63.Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway? 64.Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork. 65.Remember to kill HIM... 66.Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood. 67.Note reactions. Avoid parents. 68.The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory. 69.Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice. 70.Hide the bodies, otherwise peole ask embarressing questions. 71.Eat the evidence. 72.But not if it's broken glass. 73.When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run. 74.Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids. 75.Disregard last note. 76.Note reactions. 77.On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year. 78.Stock up on ball point pens. 79.Learn to fly. Tell no one. 80.The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing. 81.Do not stick fingers into blender. 82.Blender... Bad... Ouch. 83.Blood loss is bad. 84.Find way to re-attatch fingers. 85.Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM. 86.Answer every question with a question. 87.Ask people what gender they are. 88.Note reactions. 89.Refer to people as "mortal". 90.The Seagull From Hell is out to get me. 91.Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible. 92.Start by drowning them in fire ants. 93.Find the creators of pop-up messages. 94.Kill them. 95.Brutally. 96.Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination. 97.Dunk head in boiling water. 98.Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7. 99.Gullible IS written on the ceiling! (where?!) 100.Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down... ()() -YOUR BOY SIDE- You love hoodies. - YOUR GIRL SIDE - You wear lip gloss/stick. boyish side Total: 12 FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella. BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN FOREST RUN!' FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS:Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS:Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS F*CKING AWESOME" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS:Will confort you when the guy rejects you. BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?' FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter. BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crappp!! Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't. this is this cat this is is cat this is how cat this is to cat this is keep cat this is a cat this is retard cat this is busy cat this is for cat this is forty cat this is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on. Funny last words: Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods. On Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: If you have ever been totally embarrassed by a parent, relative, friend, or anyone else, copy and paste this to your profile. If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile. No one believes in the probability of a GaaSaku in the show. If you believe it, then copy and paste this in your profile. If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this into your profile. If you have ever yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! A large percent of writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. Put this on your Akatsukicons! Itachi -/ \- Deidara o\/ Zetsu \o.o/ Tobi @ Sasori -.- Kisame =o_o= Hidan o.o Kakuzu . Konan @o.o Pein o:o Copy and paste this to your profile to help them take over the world!! 10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL 10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks 9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies 8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly 7. Our magazines have horiscopes 6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around 5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm 4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month 3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have 2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket 1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing |
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