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Another Brother by AvocadoLove reviews
It was a mission of revenge. There weren't supposed to be any survivors, but Chief Hakoda couldn't bring himself to kill the Fire Nation boy. Against his better judgment, he brought him home. A Zuko joins the Water Tribe story.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 291,778 - Reviews: 4637 - Favs: 6,295 - Follows: 6,104 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Aang, Sokka, Zuko, Katara
The Ninja All Stars Tournament by Hana-01 reviews
*Collaboration with Inuyonas!* With the impending doom of the 4th Ninja World War, Madara Uchiha will make an announcement to SHOCK the 5 great shinobi nations when he suggests an alternative to the war...with ulterior motives, of course...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,370 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Hostage by lostcard reviews
Nami should've thought twice before jumping aboard a certain yellow submarine. Now she's held hostage by the notorious Heart Pirates. But what does the "Surgeon of Death" want with her? Nami doesn't plan to wait and find out! A hostage story with a twist! An AU that eventually falls into the canon timeline. Beware of dark themes and strong language damnit!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,797 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Nami, T. Law
The Chaos Theory by BWL reviews
"If you die, I die," he mentioned. "Tell me when you're ready." Time travel story. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,814 - Reviews: 1939 - Favs: 1,341 - Follows: 1,189 - Updated: 12/12/2018 - Published: 1/1/2010 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.]
Marrow by DeGlace reviews
Kimimaro x Sakura. Because some things you feel in your bones.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 144,307 - Reviews: 2668 - Favs: 3,127 - Follows: 2,809 - Updated: 7/28/2018 - Published: 7/16/2006 - [Kimimaro K., Sakura H.]
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1519 - Favs: 8,715 - Follows: 2,905 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
pretence by reeroy reviews
Love Potion. Two weeks. Sasuke Uchiha is 'in love' and Hinata Hyuga is the unfortunate young lady. AU. INCOMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,575 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 12/7/2017 - Published: 10/27/2007 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.]
Forbidden Fruit by Trinity Effect reviews
(Formerly known as Libido) "I can't control my body anymore. My veins...they're burning…" He closed his eyes, swallowing his pride as he continued. He never talked this much. The words spilled forth from his mouth, unbidden. "The only time it stops is when I indulge in these foreign thoughts in my head." So he kissed her.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,347 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 11/29/2017 - Published: 3/19/2010 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.]
The Wedding by Fairheartstrife reviews
A week long pre-wedding celebration turns into something unexpected for two of the guests. Old friends, rivalries, and romance blend together for an eventful ceremony. Sasuke x Hinata along with some side pairings . Modern Day AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,923 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 7/23/2017 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Be On Guard, Kids Learn Quickly by Neospice12 reviews
Kyouta, the pride and joy of the Cloud guardian, Hibari, and the cosplay lover, Haru. Read to follow this family's working and witness how Hibari's own personal hell has started. 1886
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 73,179 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/30/2016 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Haru M., K. Hibari
Mistake? by love comes and goes reviews
There was nothing left to live for. Nowhere to go, no vengeance to seek. His life's goal had been completed and in its wake was bareness. The truth of the matter was that his goal had given him no true closure, simply made him hollow and lifeless. And then Hinata became pregnant.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,327 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 2/29/2016 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Sleepwalking by love comes and goes reviews
In which Ino wakes up one morning and finds herself in the arms of one Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,730 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 1,308 - Updated: 2/29/2016 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Ino Y., Naruto U.
Tell Yourself by Princess Kitty1 reviews
They've survived the war. He's gained a heart. Now Ulquiorra and Orihime get to face their most interesting challenge yet: living together. A series of drabbles and interrelated one-shots in which shenanigans ensue.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 186,726 - Reviews: 3821 - Favs: 1,839 - Follows: 1,173 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Uneasy coexistence by DeGlace reviews
One grinning shark–man. One pink–haired medic. Ankles. Teeth. Kisame x Sakura. Yes, you read that right.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 70,111 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 2,266 - Follows: 1,366 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 7/9/2006 - [Kisame H., Sakura H.] - Complete
The Bride of the Death God by caledon reviews
AU. A plague descended upon the village, and to appease the God of Death they offered him a bride as a sacrifice. (FINISHED! FINALLY!)
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 112,844 - Reviews: 1225 - Favs: 1,220 - Follows: 957 - Updated: 11/2/2015 - Published: 12/31/2010 - [Ichigo K., Orihime I.] - Complete
Operation Ice Princess by Anonymous Dream Echo reviews
Alfred F. Jones is the hero! He helps those in dire need and his brother's (lack of a) love life is on the line. Matthew has the attention of the hottest girl in school, Katyusha. One problem: she can't date until her younger sister Natalya does. Cue Alfred; he has to melt the bitter ice princess so his brother can get his happily ever after. It's harder than he expects. AmeriBel
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,052 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/20/2015 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Belarus, America
Prey for the Hunted by Airyo reviews
SasuHina. Once upon a time, there was a princess who was exiled...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 258,581 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 10/5/2015 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Tiny Pearl by Stitchpuppy01 reviews
She never looks at anything but Naruto, but when she finally catches someone else's eye, Hinata finds that maybe someone's been watching her too.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 93,001 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 10/5/2015 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Awaken Sleeper by Water Mage reviews
For years Harrison Potter has been in a mental institution living dreams of magic, wizards, and dark lords. Eventually the dreamer has to awaken. His reality has to be accepted as fantasy. Although some things stay the same... Dresden Files xover.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 194,549 - Reviews: 1852 - Favs: 3,795 - Follows: 3,838 - Updated: 10/4/2015 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Harry P.
Reverse by Lady Moonglow reviews
Hermione is unexpectedly swept into a dystopian world of opposites where Dumbledore reigns as Dark Lord and Muggle technology and the Dark Arts have revolutionized Britain. A Light wizard resistance led by Tom Riddle and the Malfoys has been left to a nightmarish fate. Can Hermione, posing as her darker incarnation, help save a world more shattered than her own? HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 414,245 - Reviews: 4550 - Favs: 3,749 - Follows: 4,465 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 1/21/2008 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Sunrise, Sunset by balthezarian reviews
A series of short stories revolving around Vegeta's relationships with his children.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 96,780 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 7/4/2015 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Vegeta, Bra
Omiai by eriloca reviews
Two strangers have 10 days to get to know each other and decide if they will get married or not. AU. Sasuhina yay!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,367 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 6/26/2015 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,415 - Reviews: 1466 - Favs: 1,318 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 1/1/2008
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 15063 - Favs: 22,126 - Follows: 19,429 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Reverse the Flow by lord of the land of fire reviews
A re-imagining of the Rosario Vampire story with the genders reversed. Things play out a little differently as a group of monsters fight for the attention of the girl they all want.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,017 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 4/6/2015 - Published: 2/16/2012
Mind Games by WynterSky reviews
It was a bit ironic, Deidara thought, that he didn't want the voice in his head to think he was crazy.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,996 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/17/2015 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Ino Y., Deidara
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35023 - Favs: 24,908 - Follows: 18,605 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Serious by Zerbinetta reviews
When Misa gets dumped by Light because he wants someone "serious" to pursue a law career at To-Oh, the perky model decides to swap her Lolita outfits for law books and prove to her love that she is more than serious enough. DN/Legally Blonde, 2011-rewrite
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,289 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Misa A., L
Naruto: Ninja Burger Chronicles by Kaori reviews
We've fused the worlds of Ninja Burger and Naruto together to form a positively wacky Naruto parody! Naruto, orphaned at a young age due to drunken idiocy and now company property, dreams of becoming Franchise Manager! What wacky hi jinks will ensue? You WILL taste the Ninja Burger difference...or else!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 66,486 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Team Seven - Complete
One Chance by MeeMooMaa reviews
However, there was a day coming up, that would help Haru. It was a day of chocolate, and roses, and confessions. No, not Mother's Day, idiot. Valentine's Day. Yes, this day, Haru thought, was going to be perfect. IN THE PROCESS OF BEING REWRITTEN!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/24/2014 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Haru M., K. Hibari
Rings, Rejection, and an Unintentional Fiancé by Anonymous Dream Echo reviews
When Belarus wakes up from a nasty fall she doesn't remember being angrily rejected by Russia, or anything else for that matter. She does however come to the conclusion Lithuania is her fiancé. How can the Lithuanian get himself out of this mess? Does he even want to? How long until it blows up in his face? LietBel
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,946 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Lithuania, Belarus - Complete
Courtship by FanficMonster101 reviews
He's definitely a genius. Just...not when it comes to his feelings. Frankly, Hinata isn't helping anything either. ::SasuHina::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,519 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
The Hand of Lady Hyuga by the point reviews
In a world where daughters are favoured over sons and women rule over men, the primary topic is the mysterious Lady Hyuga. With news of her arrival in the capital, clans scramble to present their marriageable sons and political intrigue is rife. HinataHarem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,513 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 11/28/2010 - [Hinata H., Kiba I.]
Destined by ichilover3 reviews
It's not the destination that matters, it's the journey- and the Konoha 9 are in for a wild ride. Sorta-sequel to Into the Future. Series of oneshots set in Futureverse. Multiple pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,619 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 3/28/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Shikamaru N., Temari] - Complete
My One In A Million by Renoa Heartilly reviews
In a world of many options, he only really needs one. In-Universe, post-War Sasuhina. Finished.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 126,403 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 1,571 - Follows: 899 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 1/16/2011 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Freudian Slip by Rubadub reviews
Hinata just wanted to go back in time to save Naruto, but she didn't expect sentient breasts to be part of the deal. This is all Kushina's fault, so don't be a boob about it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,116 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Hinata H., Kushina U.
Ultimate Ninja Storm by Pressing Point reviews
At school she was the shy and petite Hyuuga heiress. On her Kinect Xbox 360, she was Solice- the #1 player of the world famous game, Ultimate Ninja Storm. Solice is two words: completely badass. She's Hinata's alter ego. Welcome, to her world. NaruHinaSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,700 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 11/19/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H., Sasuke U.]
A Man's World by Asphalt Love reviews
AU. Hinata has always lived a sheltered life, but due to unforeseen circumstances that puts her life in danger, she is sent to a boarding school disguised as a boy, which is the least of her worries when her new roommate is none other than Uchiha Sasuke. Sasuhina and other pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 129,246 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 9/20/2005 - Sasuke U., Hinata H., Gaara
Random Stranger by BlackKitt reviews
In a desperate attempt to get Tristan and Duke to back off, Serenity grabs the arm of a random stranger and says that he's her boyfriend. Unfortunately for her, the random stranger she picked isn't as random as she'd like him to be. Silentshipping.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 81,206 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 2/28/2010 - [S. Kaiba, Shizuka K./Serenity W.]
The Supernova Eleven by Phalanx reviews
In any other reality, they would have been called the Eleven Supernovas, and each of them would be notorious in their own right. In THIS reality however, they would come together under the same captain, be part of the same crew: The Straw-Hat Pirates. AU
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 56,430 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 1,416 - Follows: 1,442 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 10/10/2010 - J. Bonney, T. Law, X Drake, Eleven Supernovas
White Nights: Summer Solstice by BLSUGS30 reviews
“…you’re a Hyuuga.“ He was bent on killing her entire clan. The entire school was a dichotomy of Hyuuga versus Uchiha. Once in a year, night never fell. Once in a year, bodies fell. And she decided to stay. SasuHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 162,923 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
A Special Guest by Xelan reviews
AU. On a field trip to Grimmauld Museum, an unexpected but special guest is coincidentally there at the same time. The-Boy-Who-Lived Novel series is all these kids know. What questions will they ask? If you liked Delusions of Granger... then try this. V2 As a special service, Ch. 2 Hermione A History. See what led up to the events of Ch. 1
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,558 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Different Dursley Family by Lucillia reviews
Getting expelled from Smeltings was probably the best thing to happen to Vernon. Finishing her Nursing degree was probably the best thing to happen to Petunia. In this universe, Harry Potter is left on the doorstep of a very different Dursley family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,280 - Reviews: 1269 - Favs: 3,768 - Follows: 5,093 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Vernon D., Harry P.
Marie D Suesse And The Mystery New Pirate Age! by Phalanx reviews
A girl from the real world falls into the One Piece world and finds herself on the Thousand Sunny. But why is the ship deserted? What happened to the crew? And how do Trafalgar Law, the Heart Pirates, and the so-called Pirate Queen factor in all of this? A contemplative, comprehensive take on OCs, Mary Sues and their parodies, all deconstructed with a macabre twist. Not a bashfic!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 34 - Words: 134,267 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 9/16/2010 - T. Law, Straw Hats P., Heart P., Eleven Supernovas - Complete
So You're Getting Married by siqwithaQ reviews
30 different letters for 30 different husbands.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 3/5/2012 - E. Kidd, Killer
Of Sparrows and Princes by sllebswap reviews
BelHaru TYL ficlet. Various one-shots depicting the complicated relationship between Belphegor and Haru.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 322,269 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 9/22/2009 - [Belphegor, Haru M.] - Complete
Selling Souls by Anniah reviews
Hermione sells her soul to Draco to prove a point. But weird things start happening and she soon finds out that she shouldn't have been so hasty. She knows she has to get Draco to give her back her soul before things go too far, but Draco is enjoying his new found power over her. To what lengths will Hermione go to get back what is rightfully hers? HGxDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,878 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Konoha Cruise Ship by Hana-01 reviews
After an encounter with a fortune teller Sasuke finds his whole world changing, he's paranoid about people with red hair and he wants something he's never wanted before, Naruto and Sakura will help him in his attempts to get it, on board a crazy cruise!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,332 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Forbidden Desire by Casey Stardust reviews
"I've seen the way you look at me, Hermione." Drawled Draco, causing Hermione to stutter "I, I don't know what you're talking about Malfoy." Draco smirked "Oh, I think you do." Dramione Fluff. PWP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,976 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Better Off Dead by wingedmercury reviews
When Hinata leaves Konoha, heartbroken but resolute, the last person she expects to see over the rim of her tea cup is him. "You look like you've just seen a ghost," he smirks, and Hinata thinks that some people are just better off dead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 68,768 - Reviews: 1538 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Bad Assery Of Neville Longbottom by JEDIJESSICUH reviews
Chuck Norris jokes are so before that one time Neville cut off Nagini's head. Summoning amusement from the web and various sources, I bring you the bad assery of the one, the only: Neville Longbottom.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Neville L., Nagini
Took Your Star Hostage by Byakuzee reviews
Yamamoto, like most of the times with Tsuna, couldn't help but to smile fondly and accept. TYL 8027. Oneshot.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/29/2012 - T. Yamamoto, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Rules Meant to Be Broken by onlyDEARest reviews
Oshida, Risuka is the perfect definition of a paradox. She's the daughter of a detective, but is truly a passionate rebel at heart, who isn't afraid to break a few rules, especially when her mysterious mother is involved. She becomes further entangled with the Vongola in order to find more answers about her mother, but soon becomes a key family member in the Vongola. Yamamoto x OC!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/27/2012 - T. Yamamoto
Hermione Malfoy by superscar reviews
At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 5362 - Favs: 6,368 - Follows: 3,471 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
This Incarnation by frostykitten reviews
"It must be terrifying to hate someone so much but still want to keep them safe," I said through chattering teeth as he left. I wasn't freezing anymore, but I was still cold. My words actually stopped him in his tracks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,759 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Summoner Nin by the point reviews
Her mother gave her a scroll to sign in blood. A scroll she kept hidden. Years flew by and she found herself signing more and more scrolls in blood. She soon became something even demons feared. Hinata Hyuga, the summoner nin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 35 - Words: 146,883 - Reviews: 1965 - Favs: 2,003 - Follows: 1,762 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Hinata H.
He Who Fights Monsters by hawker-748 reviews
Tsukune Aono. An ordinary human in a dangerous place. When your life's on the line, there's nothing that you won't do to survive.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 93,163 - Reviews: 1882 - Favs: 3,702 - Follows: 1,917 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Tsukune A. - Complete
Fifty Days by ohgoditsbriony reviews
"In fifty days, Uchiha Sasuke will be executed." For fifty days, she will visit him. For fifty days, he will fall steadily in love. —Sasuke/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 148,998 - Reviews: 1290 - Favs: 1,235 - Follows: 1,198 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
The Path You Choose by JayBirdJoker reviews
*Currently being rewritten* "I never thought you were this naive." "Naive?" "Trusting. Innocent." "I like to see the good in people, what's wrong with that?" CoS AU. Being stuck in a diary for 50 years can make one lonely, but growing too attached to your prey can be dangerous. A story told in 100-word snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 325 - Words: 35,271 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.
Awakening by Hana-01 reviews
Kiba has to go away on a month-long mission leaving Hinata without her best friend, someone to confide in and he leaves her with an important decision to make. She finds solace in talking to Sasuke Uchiha, the only problem is...he's in a coma.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,780 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Pictures on the Wall by Tea's reviews
A different story of another time in the HYD universe. The original F4 has graduated and the title has been passed down to the generations after, bringing along new beginnings.
Hana Yori Dango - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,834 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 3/21/2002
I'm The Only One by Lyzzybelle reviews
Buffy is a Vampire and has spent the first 6 months of her unlife looking for her mother's killers. Sunnydale doesn't have a Slayer, but it has 16 year old Spike Pratt. What happens when they meet? Rated M - Language and some violence
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,442 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Buffy S., Spike
They'll Never Know by imjustamuggle reviews
Innocence combined with blissful ignorance equals Hermione Granger. They'll never know how wrong that statement really is. Or will they?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,332 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
99 Reasons by makoshark reviews
Rukia gives 99 reasons why a relationship between them would never work. Ichigo has an answer for every one.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,016 - Reviews: 1009 - Favs: 1,713 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Acquired Taste by Kyocera's Vendetta reviews
Maka hated dogs. Always had. This dog wasn't an exception, even if he was under a curse.. and was actually human. SoMa. Semi-AU. COMPLETED.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,785 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
The Parody of the Hunger Games by The Hash Slinging Slasher reviews
Katniss Everdeen is on her own against twenty three other tributes, but at least she has her talking backpack to keep her company. An all-around parody that explores Katniss's philosophical battle with murder, as well as the origin of Peeta's hilarious bakery themed name.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,316 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Stages of Hope by kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 4169 - Favs: 7,697 - Follows: 3,442 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
When In Doubt, Obliviate by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 2797 - Favs: 3,155 - Follows: 1,982 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Vital Organs by A.Sedusaint reviews
"Would you care that much if I died?" Through the pain that burns me, I answer him. "Malfoy, she wasn't just any Death Eater. She was my mother."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Parody of the Phoenix by The Hash Slinging Slasher reviews
It's Harry's fifth year at Hogwarts, but he has more on his mind than school; starting fight clubs and discovering confusing back-stories are at the top of his priority list. A complete parody of the angstiest, caps-lockiest book in the series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 17,891 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Pandemonium by Zwei Shonagon reviews
In another universe’s logic Uchiha Sasuke wasn’t allowed to languish alone in the empty halls of the Uchiha. No, instead, he was thrown capriciously into the house of Hyuuga. Power's fickle, but not as fickle as emotions. //co-write clockwork starlight//
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,894 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Teenager Feud by tsubakitea reviews
Due to a UchihaHyuuga feud, Sasuke's a Premadonna, Neji's a jerk, Hinata's a mouse. What happens to them when you mash them together in one team? Itachi becomes Itachi sensei. CRACKFIC.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,355 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Hinata H., Itachi U.
I Owe It All to You, Naruto by LightBender reviews
Naruto's mistake becomes Sasuke's gain when the stakes are high. NaruHinaSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,856 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Curse of Curves by tsubakitea reviews
Everyone knows that the Uchihas are closet perverts. So when Sasuke falls in love with a certain busty kunoichi, of course fate wants to screw him over. CRACKFIC. Oneshot. Slight AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,801 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
White Horse by Lordess Meep reviews
"You're such a cliché, Cavallone." Dino x Bianchi.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Dino, Bianchi - Complete
Spank Not The Dragon by snappleducated reviews
Wherein Tahno forces his way onto Team Avatar, those caught in the crossfire struggle to decide if they should be aroused or appalled, and Korra discovers migraines. — Korra, Tahno, Mako
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Tahno, Korra - Complete
Silhouettes by Bex-chan reviews
"He would've known her silhouette in a room made of shadows." A ghost story that's not about ghosts at all. Dramione one-shot. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,842 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 1,592 - Follows: 269 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Two by makoshark reviews
When Fred was four he learned to count to ten. After that Fred began to notice that his Dad had a peculiar obsession with the number two.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Fred W. II, George W.
More by nitefang reviews
Whether it be in the past, the present, or the future, people have always wanted one thing, and no matter how much Derek Venturi and Casey McDonald argue that they're above everyone else, they still want the same thing as the rest of humanity—more.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,650 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 4/22/2011 - [Derek V., Casey M.]
A Different Halloween by RobSt reviews
Could a chance meeting change history? What would a different Halloween in 1981 mean for wizarding Britain?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 124,549 - Reviews: 4449 - Favs: 9,501 - Follows: 5,012 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Dangers of Meddlesome Redheads by frostykitten reviews
Ginny thinks Hermione needs to stop waiting around to be swept off her feet, but when she casts a spell on her friend to help her get that special someone, things don't go exactly as she'd planned... Hermione may just kill her for her meddling.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,453 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Benefits of Amnesia by BWL reviews
After developing amnesia in Konoha, Hinata is sent back to Suna, unaware of her life there, or that she's married to the Kazekage. GaaraHina, some SasuHina, slight KabuHina and NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,541 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 1/15/2010 - [Gaara, Hinata H.] - Complete
The Invisible by CaptainInappropriate reviews
After having a serious accident, Derek looms around the house unseen, learning things about his family he never expected. Eventual Dasey. R&R Please!
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,723 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 11/7/2007
I'm Fine by Romantic Silence reviews
Ginny is attending Harry and Hermione's wedding and her thoughts during the reception.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 61 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Chocolate Handprints by wubbzy reviews
Harry and Hermione are seen as the most boring couple among their peers, and Hermione is determined to prove them wrong. AU. HarryHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,613 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 90 - Published: 4/29/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Poker Night With The Straw Hats by Lordess Meep reviews
"Captain, I have a bad feeling about this." He ignored Bepo's instincts as he neared the ship, though they had always been accurate. His urge to best a certain navigator, it seemed, was far stronger than any animalistic impulse. Law x Nami.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/22/2012 - T. Law, Nami - Complete
Dinner Date by Lordess Meep reviews
If all else failed, she decided that Denial was going to become her best friend. Law x Nami
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,525 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Nami, T. Law - Complete
Serious Business by snappleducated reviews
Avatar Korra turns to her past lives for help with regards to seducing a certain fire-bender. Alternate Title: "Aang is the Love-Guru." — Korra/Mako
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 164 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Mako, Korra - Complete
We go wandering at night and are consumed by fire by LizDarcy1 reviews
"She rolls her eyes and starts up the stairs with only a quick glance behind her, but he's never had a problem taking hints." Darkish Dasey. M for a reason. One shot. Posting problem fixed.
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Gotta Love Life by DontCountOnTomorrow reviews
"Hey Granger. How much do you love me?" "Well, look at the stars. Count them. That's how much I love you." "But...It's morning." "Exactly." Little memorable moments between Draco and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Day in the Life of a Tree by frostykitten reviews
Strange things are happening in the Forbidden Forest. Hogwarts might never be the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 51 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Who Needs Obliviators? by Drauchenfyre reviews
British Aurors Obliviate Muggles to keep magic a secret. What if other countries did it differently?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 171 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Uncomfortable Parallels by Queen of the Castle reviews
Cracky drabble written for the prompt 'Buffy/Angel watching Twilight'.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Buffy S., Angel - Complete
The Problem with Homonyms by Polydicta reviews
He shall have the power he knows not. Simple, right? Wrong …
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 52 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
the other half by smartalker reviews
And then he kisses her, because he smells like a dirty aquarium and he knows it'll gross her out. She gets lipstick all over his face.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Coming Back Wrong by A Dreamweaver reviews
After the destruction of Sunnydale and the Hellmouth, Spike comes back wrong.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 48,815 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
All You Need to Know About Wizardkind by Polydicta reviews
Nicholas Flamel and Albus Dumbledore were wrong – there is an arithmantically satisfying and most important thirteenth use for Dragon's Blood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 72 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Epiphania by Polydicta reviews
The trio are brewing a very special potion in Slughorn's class ...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hockey Girls by bsloths reviews
Derek and Casey are off to Kingston for university. Assumptions are made, conclusions are drawn, issues arise, and problems ensue. Multichapter. Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,212 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
What Really Matters by StrawberryMerry reviews
Recently, Orihime has been receiving a lot of confessions from boys at school, and when Ulquiorra finds a love letter from one of her admirers, he's not too pleased.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,104 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Another Super Harry Parody by Sarcasm Dragon reviews
Harry Potter goes after all the evil, manipulative, or even slightly annoying people in his life with a vengeance. Cliche fanfiction gets hit in the cross-fire. Super!Harry crack fic. Evil!Dumbledore. 4th wall? I don't see one.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,616 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Becoming A Man by Phooka reviews
An All Grown Up oneshot. Angelica has been visiting Chuckie at work a lot lately, and for once, Chuckie mans up.
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,928 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Angelica P., Chuckie F. - Complete
Whilst Time Turns by Zwei Shonagon reviews
It was not ironic that Nara Shikamaru, Uchiha Sasuke, and Hyuuga Hinata alone had survive. What was ironic was that Naruto seemed intent on correcting the wrongs even if it meant throwing them back into the past for the bitter task of saving the world. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,260 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Letters To The Editor by JEDIJESSICUH reviews
A series of short, humorous letters from pissed off characters to fanfic writers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Marietta Edgecombe's Valentine Revenge by Rumaan reviews
One-Shot. Marietta Edgecombe has been waiting for years to get her revenge on Hermione Granger. Narcissa Malfoy soon presents the perfect opportunity and Marietta is going to grab it with both hands.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,008 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 109 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Apples Are Forever by frostykitten reviews
Draco is eating breakfast one morning when he picks up a green apple and realizes that she's everything he's been missing. My attempt at Drapple
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Draco M. - Complete
Change Partners and Dance by A Dreamweaver reviews
What if when Buffy first arrived in Sunnydale, instead of a souled Angel meaning to help her, she was faced with a soulless Spike, looking to cause trouble and kill his third Slayer?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,591 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Firewhiskey Fic: You Gotta Know When to Break 'Em by UnseenLibrarian reviews
Hermione discovers that her willpower is not omnipotent. A Jan 2012 Firewhiskey Fic entry - drunken misspellings are part of the charm!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
It's Easy by Romantic Silence reviews
Harry proves to Ron that asking a girl out is easier than he thinks it is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 270 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Letting Loose by Lady Azura reviews
"You found a LOOPHOLE to suit your own needs? Why, Casey, I think I've been a bad influence on you." Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Upholding the Law by frostykitten reviews
Hermione takes over the files of a coworker while he goes on vacation and notices something odd. How could Malfoy have been doing his community service at the same time as he was trying to pick her up in a Muggle cafe? She investigates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,105 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Big Bad L by Sashocirrione reviews
Misa is delivering something important when she runs into wolf!L in the woods. Based on Little Red Riding Hood. Dubious consent.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,253 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 9/26/2011 - L, Misa A. - Complete
You Like Gummi Worms, Don't You, Malfoy? A OneShot by MissChocklitMilk reviews
When Hermione receives a package from her parents containing the addictive Muggle Gummi Worms, things lead to another and ends with 37 people pouring in the Heads' Common Room expecting to witness the most intense shag session of all Hogwarts. PG13.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Mudbloods and VPF's by frostykitten reviews
"Hermione, that's a little messed up." "Maybe, but did you see his reaction? It was worth it."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Ponderings Of Good and Strong by FanficMonster101 reviews
Sometimes the only thing we need to improve ourselves...is someone else. ::slight SasuHina::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
That Time of Year by elleurs reviews
"That's disgusting. Did you just mix the Ceasar dressing with the ice cream?" au. ooc. dmhg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
All Malfoys are Ferrets by YWotW reviews
All Malfoys are Ferrets. No Grangers are Ferrets. Unless a certain Granger is a Malfoy. Then that Granger is a Ferret. Too bad that Granger was soon to be a Weasel. Then that Weasel cannot be a Ferret. Which is why something had to be done. Fast.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
everything in moderation by smartalker reviews
Love potions are used as a plot device, Lucy learns how to instantly acquire a harem, several characters utterly embarrass themselves, and the only reason Happy isn't humping anyone's leg is because he's a cat, aye.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 67 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Lucy H. - Complete
Akai Ito by Morijun reviews
Hinata started talking to him because he caught her spying on Naruto. Sasuke didn't expect their interaction to go beyond that. But apparently, she had other ideas. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,160 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
In the Same Candlelight by Like A Dove reviews
In a world where there is no war, Zuko and Katara spend their summers together. Growing up is messy, embarrassing, and at times sad, but they think it might be okay because they have each other. Edited summary.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,747 - Reviews: 1604 - Favs: 2,006 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Print Warfare by frostykitten reviews
Taking advantage of her position at the Prophet, Hermione gets creative with her revenge on a certain blond. Unfortunately, things get a little out of hand when he retaliates.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,964 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Stop Shaking The Table by Catching A Common Cold reviews
"Stop shaking the table." "No." "Why not?" "Because if I stop shaking the table then I will just end up shaking the Weasel instead."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
charms by ohlookrandom reviews
In which Green attempts to buy a birthday gift for Blue, and Red is of no help. OldRivalshipping!
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Anthea/Verbena, Concordia/Helena - Complete
Say what? by BlondeGinger711 reviews
'HERMIONE, COME HERE! GET AWAY FROM THAT PHYCO,' Ron demanded. 'THERE'S EVEN A FREE SEAT' He screamed shoving Harry of his chair. What happens when Snape reads Dramione's notes? **3RD CHAPTER NOW UP** T for Swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,393 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sasuke Oniichan by Khmerfujoshi reviews
After accidentally hitting Hinata with an experimental jutsu, Sakura was beyond horrified to find out who would have to take care of the seven-year old girl. And to make things worse, Sasuke doesn't seem to mind. Sasuhina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,451 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Dramione Drabbles: Boxing Day by RZZMG reviews
A 100-word drabble featuring Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger. The prompt was 'BOXING DAY'. Post-Hogwarts,EWE. For the monthly DMHGChallenge on LJ. WON THIRD PRIZE & MOD'S CHOICE in the competition! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Candy Cane Kisses by frostykitten reviews
Draco hated candy canes. While most would assume that he hated them on principle for their whimsical, festive nature, this was not the true reason. No, the true reason was walking beside him, absently running the candy over her lips before licking it off.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,515 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 81 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Making Merry by Love Tifa reviews
In which Ino schemes, Hinata dons a sexy Santa outfit, and nothing goes as planned; — sasuhina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,245 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
In The End by FanficMonster101 reviews
Sakura thinks on popularity. 5 years old, it was pretty Ino. 15 years old, it was cute Sakura. And in the end, it was just Hinata. She ponders Sasuke's fascination with Hinata, and wonders why, in the end, she lost. Sasuhina, slight Sakura bashing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,847 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Stares and Bunsen Burners by ModernForest reviews
Sasuke hates doing labs with Naruto. He never follows instructions, especially if they're for his own safety. Who would ever like an idiot like him? -SasuHina, AU-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,627 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
A True Map of the World by Bedelia reviews
Remus sabotages Hermione's attempt to make the Wolfsbane Potion more palatable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Wrong Name by Mae Snapdragon reviews
The closet was dark and he could feel her breath against his ear and she was calling him Truman. Something was very, very wrong here.
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Faint Heart by forthright reviews
AU. Sometimes puppy love grows up, maturing into something steady and true. Kohaku has quietly admired his big sister's best friend since they were kids, but he's having trouble finding the courage to tell her so. Kohaku x Kagome.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 33,269 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Kagome H., Kohaku
Teenageris Confusingis by bsloths reviews
Lizzie and Edwin use the Super Sleuth 3000 to learn something new about their siblings. Set during "Things That Go Bump In the Night." Oneshot. Dasey, of course.
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,615 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Lizzie M., Edwin V. - Complete
The Long Way Home by Seynee reviews
And then she says yes. — Green, Blue.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Blue O./Green O. (male), Green/Blue (female) - Complete
Pathways by Morijun reviews
He kidnapped her per Orochimaru's orders. Now he was posing as her sibling. Sasuke wasn't quite sure what happened in between, but he rather thought it involved blood and his psychotic ex-brother. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,344 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Neighbour by Irradiance reviews
He shoots them all down. Except her.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/4/2011 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Craving by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
A short drabble in which Remus craves his wife's attentions, but Hermione has other things on her mind. Gift for remuslives. RemusHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Remus L., Hermione G. - Complete
Determining by Probability by Romantic Silence reviews
Harry and Ron settles who gets to date Hermione by playing a single game of Rock-Paper-Scissors.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Forever and a Day by November Romeo reviews
Two years after they broke things off, Ruka and Hotaru meet again at a Charity Ball. Sparks fly as they continue a dance they started years ago. If they don't watch their step, they're in for quite a fall.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,533 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Ruka N., Hotaru I. - Complete
Perfection by hinatafan711 reviews
Hinata gets a phsyc. evaluation from Ibiki after her almost kidnapping; which leads to her becoming his apprentice at age four.This is the story of Hinata's change from a small scared girl to one of the strongest ninja in all the nations. Strong Hinata RR
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,192 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Hinata H.
Aromatic by Romantic Silence reviews
Harry and Hermione has been disappearing lately. They would later return together, albeit with an odd, pleasant scent around them. It's up to Ron to figure out what exactly they're up to! With the help of other Gryffindors, Ron will unravel the mystery!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 60 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Misconstrued Misconceptions by Romantic Silence reviews
Harry Potter is trouble. At least, that's what Hermione's father thinks. After all, if Hermione never told her parents about all the dangerous moments that happened at Hogwarts, then they also probably never heard about all the wonderful things about him!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 151 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
In Her Place by 99cherries reviews
When Draco's perfect plan - to masquerade as a Gryffindor student using polyjuice potion and steal their Quidditch strategies - goes horribly awry, he finds himself in the body of Hermione Granger and realizes that life in her shoes is just as difficult.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,200 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Iris by StoryBard reviews
AU/AR Gaara adopts a pet unlike any other.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 17 - Words: 84,452 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Naruto U., Gaara
Dramione Drabbles: Beedle The Bard by RZZMG reviews
A 100-word drabble featuring Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger. The prompt was 'BEEDLE THE BARD'. Post-Hogwarts-EWE. For the monthly DMHGChallenge on LJ. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Love Notes in Literature by Against the Evening Sky reviews
A tale of purloined laundry, provoked Literature teachers, and passionately uttered vocalizations of "Der-ek!" DerekCasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
A Shadowed Dream by SnuggleKitten reviews
Kagome makes a decision she will regret for, possibly, as long as she lives. But, will Inuyasha be there to save her in time?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,802 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
The Cursed Monk by forthright reviews
CU. Kagome finds a brochure describing a cave with the statue. Thinking it might be Midoriko's cave, she plans a trip to revisit the site. However, this cave doesn't contain the legendary miko; instead, it's an amorous monk. Miroku x Kagome. COMPLETE.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,346 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Miroku, Kagome H. - Complete
Notes by sunshard reviews
Hinata stared in confusion. In the margin of Sasuke's notes, underlined several times, was a name: Uchiha Hinata. AU, sillyfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,345 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
How a Slytherin Deals With a Troll by Drauchenfyre reviews
You would think outsmarting a Troll wouldn't be all that impressive...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 91 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Peripheral Hindsight by Lookoutthewindow reviews
"So what do you think this whiteness represents about me, Mister Rokudo?" She laughed scornfully. "Purity? Innocence? Or..." She turned around, staring conspicuously at her shadow. "Death?" "Neither." And she whispered into his ear: "Insanity."AU/Dropped
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,064 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Kyōko S., Mukuro R.
going nowhere, going somewhere by asdfqwert reviews
Edward, and self-discovery. Bella taught him how to love; his new college roommate may just be the one to teach him how to live. The twenty-first century, Edward is beginning to realise, is actually kind of...awesome.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,171 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Edward - Complete
A Seemingly Simple Game by Sarah1281 reviews
Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 2,162 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Tale From Within the Well by MeeMooMaa reviews
Crack fic. Request to my friend. Don't like don't read. I wrote this for my friend. Disclaimer.. I do not own Inuyasha.. I forgot to put it in the beginning of the story. Such a fail.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Sesshōmaru, Jaken - Complete
A Travel Through Time by SnuggleKitten reviews
What happens, when a group of friends who are full blown, well most of them are, otakus are pulled into the Feudal era? What happens when it was the cause of one clutzy mistake! Oh, who knows who fall in love with who now?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Inuyasha
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 4,092 - Follows: 844 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Not Listening by TheBucketWoman reviews
"In American Sign Language there was more than one way to say what she said. She used the three part sign, pointing to herself, crossing her arms over her chest, then pointing at him." AU Dasey, among other pairings.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 262,841 - Reviews: 1356 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Derek V., Casey M.
Harry Potter and the Parody of the Deathly Hallows by The Hash Slinging Slasher reviews
Harry, Ron, and Hermione set out on an epic search to find all of the horcruxes, camp, and pursue random side things. A complete combined parody of the book and movies.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,448 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Tsuki no Hanayome 月の花嫁 by FanficMonster101 reviews
Marriage is a many-faceted thing. Thoughts on the marriage of Hyuga Hinata and Uchiha Sasuke, from those closest to them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,689 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Learning the Dance by A Dreamweaver reviews
An accidental wish makes Buffy switch places with her future self.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,515 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Monster at Malfoy Manor by frostykitten reviews
Hermione glanced at Malfoy, who looked shaken but not all that surprised with what they'd just witnessed. "Why do I get the feeling you know more about what just happened than you're letting on?" she asked.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,153 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 45 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
against everything natural by smartalker reviews
In which Hermione totally goes there, and transforms Draco's "Little Malfoy" into an umbrella.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fabula Rasa by clockwork starlight reviews
A blank story. Because physics doesn't apply to relationships, so I can totally make something out of nothing. DevArt 100themes. A serious attempt at a mostly serious story. I wandered away from canon in 2009 and I am not going back. Just so you know.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 80 - Words: 68,649 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
sordid behavior by smartalker reviews
Nami's mean, Zoro likes it, leashes are involved.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Zoro, Nami - Complete
in front of the children by smartalker reviews
Gray and Lucy watch porn. And take notes.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 45 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Gray F., Lucy H. - Complete
If Bella Were Sane by The One Called Demetra reviews
The events of Twilight, had Bella been the only sane woman in the Twilight universe. Diarystyle. T because normal teenagers don't say 'Holy crow' when they swear.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,675 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
After The Book by Mae Snapdragon reviews
Soul's secret is out: Maka has realized how much he looked like her in the Lust chapter of the Book of Eibon, and the distance between them is greater than ever. Is there anything Soul can do to close the gap?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Her Sweet, Decadent Smile by thecellarfloor reviews
"Princess," Draco's voice sliced through the silence, dangerously close to where she was hiding, "I know you're here somewhere." Hermione muffled her ragged breaths. He was clearly enjoying this. "Come out, come out, wherever you are..." A sequel to HBHE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,005 - Reviews: 2422 - Favs: 3,396 - Follows: 1,441 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
One Good Snog by RZZMG reviews
October, 2011 FirewhiskeyFic Fest entry - won "MOST COHERENT" award. Hermione & Draco end up in a much-too-close encounter when Malfoy decides to play around with the Mummy that's on-loan to Hogwarts for study. One good snog, coming right up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 189 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Passing Notes by stay.traught.i'm.deactivated reviews
In which Hermione and Draco play Hangman, The Boy Who Lived is "hung", and Draco is obsessed with the word asinine. Oh, and before you ask, it's a ONESHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sugar Quills by Read Me And Weep reviews
'"You're so sensitive, Granger." He grinned into her neck. "It's…oh…all the…ah…the sugar…" she said in between gasps as he began to trail kisses from her ear to her collarbone. He moved his face so that it was level with hers."Sure it is," he smirked.'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,930 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 69 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
move in circles around you by jaegermighty reviews
disasters are kind of their specialty. casey/derek.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,253 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
What If by Ilalay reviews
Draco writing letters to Voldemort, just asking a quick 'what if.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pedestal by Digital Skitty reviews
For some people, training isn't easy. For some people, training is beyond easy. Unfortunately, for me, training is beyond hard. Double weaknesses, attacked by wild Pokemon, mistrust of trainers, and much more. I just CAN'T catch a break, can I?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 160 - Words: 545,006 - Reviews: 4113 - Favs: 2,965 - Follows: 1,287 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 2/17/2009 - OC - Complete
Star of Her Own Fairytale by Mind's Eye View reviews
AU. She'd always dreamed of being rescued from a dragon by her handsome Prince Charming. But when Hinata's fantasies turn into reality, she begins to realize that her prince isn't all that charming, and that perhaps living with the dragon wasn't so bad.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,436 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
A Frustrated Irishman by Romantic Silence reviews
Hello, my name is Seamus Finnigan. I'm the only one in my year that thinks that Harry Potter and Hermione Granger should be together. For years, I grew up watching them tiptoe around each other. I am sick and tired of all this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 90 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
water stalker by dreamscapenymph reviews
Wherein Ino has a disembodied voice for a stalker. Wherein Inoichi becomes a homophobe. Wherein Shikamaru, well, gets the girl. As usual.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Scary Movies Suck! by Eoeo reviews
He had meant for it to be a date with just him and the girl he liked. So what was the infamous lazy teen doing there? SasuHinaShika. TIME-LIMIT FIC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Sasuke U., Hinata H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Dramione Drabbles: Weather The Storm by RZZMG reviews
A 100-word drabble featuring Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger. The prompt was 'WEATHER THE STORM'. Post-Hogwarts, EWE format. For the monthly DMHGChallenge on LJ. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Thank Merlin for Ringpops by CherriLuvsMusic reviews
"I've got everything ready for Hermione's birthday and the proposal." "Er...about the ring..." "TOMORROW MORNING? But it has to be today!" "Well..." said Blaise. He handed Draco a small package. "Good luck, mate." he said, before disappearing. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Taking Care of Their Own by apAidan reviews
There are times when it doesn't pay to leave anything to chance, sometimes witches need to step in and take care of things. Take care of their own. H/Hr Note - oblique reference to plural marriage in story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,263 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 83 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Conversion by MizSphinx reviews
FIN. Hermione Granger has developed a crush on Draco Malfoy. She wants him to notice her, so she sets out to find ways to do so. But there's one small problem: Draco Malfoy is gay.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,200 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
This Curse to Bear by frostykitten reviews
"You're going to help me kiss all the girls in Hogwarts until I find the one that's going to save my life?" He asked. She wrinkled her nose in distaste, knowing she was going to regret this. "Yes." Draco's a Veela, Hermione helps him find his mate. DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,492 - Reviews: 1671 - Favs: 4,640 - Follows: 1,690 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Cruising For Love by StrawberryMerry reviews
Orihime asks Ulquiorra to accompany her on a cruise to Hawaii. Unbeknownst to them, it's a couple's cruise. Forced to share a bed and pretend they're married, the two struggle with their growing feelings for each other.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 134,367 - Reviews: 1443 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 1,013 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 6/2/2010 - [Orihime I., Ulquiorra]
Quarrels & Quaffles by Draconian Scribe reviews
Some say that love is a battlefield, but for Draco, it might as well be a Quidditch field. And if only Hermione were a Quaffle, he would score with her. If she wanted him to play Chaser, then, by Salazar, he would stop at nothing to win. WARNING: MATURE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,560 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by lilachues reviews
Because eavesdropping is not the right thing to do. Jiraiya finds this out the hard way.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Orochimaru, Anko M. - Complete
Against the Wall with Draco Malfoy by Laurielove reviews
When an unexpected candidate turns up to be interviewed by Hermione, she finds herself reacting in an even more unexpected way. Shortish. Older readers, please. DM/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 113 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Seriously, Sirius? by chem prof reviews
What if Sirius didn't fall through the veil at the Department of Mysteries in OOTP? An altered sequence of events leads to a much more pleasant summer for Harry. And a marriage contract?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,257 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 314 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Surprise by BlueRain09 reviews
It's Shikamaru and Ino's anniversary, and Shika gets a text from his girlfriend, telling him about a lucky surprise he was in store for. But the surprise isn't the one he thought he'd get xX. Shikaino. one-shot.humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
100 Times by Green Flames reviews
100 moments in time shared by Sasuke and Hinata. The first time he marked her, he made sure it would be visible to all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,937 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Poor Visibility by So Beyond Crazy reviews
"Need something, Miss?"
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,075 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - T. Law, Nami - Complete
As Soft As Eyebrow Hair by Andreya Halms reviews
Hinata swallowed. 'I see you are-' 'A very hairy man.' Sakura completed dreamily. Hinata and Sakura try to sell Sasuke some shampoo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Contract by apAidan reviews
Harry and Hermione have a plan to derail Dolores Umbridge's reign of terror before it goes any further. With the help of Lady Longbottom, Harry goes to Gringotts to put it into action. With one slight complication, a 10 century old marriage contract.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,293 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 2,056 - Follows: 614 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Because They Said So by xtiffany reviews
DerekCasey; "I swear, you two are more dense than your swimming pool of unresolved sexual tension." The bet had gotten the better of them.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,086 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 8/8/2007
The Devil's Secretary by frostykitten reviews
Malfoy ran his eyes over her from foot to hair. "I told her big breasts," he muttered irritably before putting his head back down on the desk, looking entirely uninterested and hungover. Hermione added sexual harassment to the growing list against him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,303 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 2,189 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
In Memory of Kuina by freakinscarykid reviews
Zoro saves Nami from falling down the stairs, which leaves Nami to wonder why he overreacted so much. Written for Merucha.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,051 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Nami, Zoro - Complete
iTake a Chance by bsloths reviews
Freddie tries to sort out his feelings after his mood app reveals that Sam is in love with him. Set during "iLost My Mind." Oneshot. Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Caller IDK by Orange Sherbet reviews
"Sir, is your refrigerator running?" "It was, but then I broke both it's legs." In which Ino and Sakura discover the joy of prank calling.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,761 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Life With Casey Alternate Reality by w0nd3r-R23 reviews
Derek wakes up in an alternate reality where his life seems to be backwards. The biggest difference is that Casey is the prankster and Derek is the keener whom she preys on.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,322 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
I'm Marrying the Sexiest One by CherryWolf-chan reviews
Hermione's wedding is in three days and her entire house is in shambles. But worst of all, her bitchy cousins are part of the bridal party and are driving poor Hermione mad. However, Hermione will find, their simple mindedness works to her advantage...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,969 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 1,512 - Follows: 202 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hate Is Misguided Love by MermaidMidna reviews
They've always been attracted to each other. It's just a matter of the whole stepsibling issue. But there's no denying that there's something there. What we didn't see with our eyes, we saw with our hearts.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 70,355 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Casey M., Derek V.
Neji's Bingo Book by Rhinst reviews
When Neji finally figures out that his sweet little cousin ain't that little anymore, he does what any overprotective brother figure does. Buy a little black book, make a hit list, and stalk-err supervise... Hinata x Anyone Neji can come up with
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,949 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Hinata H.
Mayhem, Mischief and Marriage, Oh My by atruwriter reviews
After the war, Hermione is restless; she soon finds her salvation in the form of Fred Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,332 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 153 - Published: 7/30/2011 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] - Complete
CATaclysm by LifesADarkArt reviews
Sequel to CATastrophe. Hermione finds her Animagus cat self in another predicament with Draco. had a lot of requests for this so here you go. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,219 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 61 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Record Breaker by DieEierVonSatanSatanBalls reviews
ANBU team number 37 was in need of the Byakugan. Under extraordinary circumstances, Hyuuga Hinata was the only available carrier at the time. The Hokage must make one of the most difficult decisions of his career. With startling results.SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,738 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Dramione Drabbles: Lipstick Stain by RZZMG reviews
A 100-word drabble featuring Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger. The prompt was 'LIPSTICK STAIN'. Post-Hogwarts, EWE format. For the monthly DMHGChallenge on LJ. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
iKnow I'm Short by lovingmylife reviews
Sam knows she's short but it only seems to be a problem when Freddie is around to point it out. Cute and Fluffy. Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,837 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
SURPRISE! YOU'RE A DADDY! by Neospice12 reviews
Lambo is being whinny and accidently sends Haru to the future, and her future self is carrying a baby? They try to figure out who is the father. Hibari x Haru 1886 Guest appearnce: Kyouta from "Be On Guard, Kids Learn Quickly."
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Haru M., K. Hibari - Complete
Sober Hearts by human28 reviews
Draco rescues a drunk Hermione dancing on top of a table. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Zenith by Romantic Silence reviews
As a fan walks out of the cinema, he realizes that it is all over. His dream of Harry and Hermione getting together is still nothing more than a dream. But an unexpected run-in with a stranger gives him hope that, maybe, he had been too quick to give up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Muzzled by Velkyn Karma reviews
Santoryuu has a few other advantages, although it's funny how often nobody sees them coming. Completely random story-set pondering. Set pre-timeskip. One-shot, complete.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,603 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 85 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Zoro, Usopp - Complete
The Girl with Flaxen Hair by Unbridled Brunette reviews
As he succumbs to the same illness that robbed him of his family, a lonely man finds solace in a dream...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,227 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Buffy S., William
I'm Marrying your Imaginary Boyfriend by Wolf Blossom reviews
Hermione Granger is getting married and her cousins have never met her fiancé. A day before the wedding, Tamara Granger tells Hermione that she is dating Draco Malfoy and that he is a lot more charming than Hermione's "ugly" fiancé. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 1,829 - Follows: 338 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Princess Purple by SoulLidify reviews
...Where Ino sits down at three in the morning to cut a deal with the Akatsuki. Not that she has much of a choice, either way. CRACKFIC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Akatsuki, Ino Y. - Complete
Hourglass by smellslikecorruption reviews
The first night he's human is full of tests.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Moonlit Introductions by atruwriter reviews
An ill thought out walk through the woods has a newly graduated Hufflepuff girl stumbling upon a werewolf and his family. :RL/HG:
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 58 - Published: 6/22/2011 - [Hermione G., Remus L.] - Complete
Too Little, Too Late by atruwriter reviews
When Ron returns from tour with the Chudley Cannons, he thinks to look up Hermione for a try at a relationship... Unfortunately for him, she's already found the right man for her and he's not about to let Ron have a second chance. :SB/HG:
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 153 - Published: 6/22/2011 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] - Complete
Fox Games by Farla reviews
The last two tributes may both make it home. Peeta tries one of the berries when he finds the bushes, and Katniss is left to decide.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,178 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Katniss E., Foxface - Complete
Pansy's Revenge by frostykitten reviews
An angry 12 year old Pansy gets her revenge on Draco and drags poor Hermione into her scheme. It's not until 5 years later that the forgotten incident resurfaces. Will the threat of death bring them together, or will they murder each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 92,604 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 2,155 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Nineteen Years by Greenaleydis reviews
Nineteen years later, things were as they were meant to be. But the journey tells a different tale. A Dramione one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,286 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Unspoiled by forthright reviews
Something goes awry during a trip through the Well, and Kagome is stranded in the distant past where she encounters a familiar face. When a very young Sesshoumaru decides to keep her, the consequences ripple through time. SK. COMPLETE.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 167,228 - Reviews: 11728 - Favs: 9,696 - Follows: 4,027 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Good News Travels Fast by angelically-devilish reviews
RemusHermione - Hermione has great news to impart, but finds some stumbling blocks along the way. Enter her knight in shining armour...or rather, her werewolf. BIRTHDAY FIC FOR GrandeVanilleSkimLatte
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Clutter by forthright reviews
AU. Mrs. Higurashi decides to help her daughter put her life together; enter Sesshoumaru, professional organizer extraordinaire. A romantic comedy told in 100 word snippets. COMPLETE
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 200 - Words: 33,491 - Reviews: 4258 - Favs: 1,912 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Gotta do the Cooking by the Book by Masu Trout reviews
In which Anko is blindingly adorable and Orochimaru is quietly insufferable. A preseries genfic proving that cookies are far more powerful than any jutsu.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Anko M., Orochimaru - Complete
Umber and Toadstools by Marmalade Fever reviews
Draco and Hermione do not agree about the mannerisms of owls or the state of Hermione's hair, or anything else, actually. Written originally as a set of shoutbox fics at Hawthorn and Vine.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Journal by heavenlyhuntress reviews
ø ºAU• Hinata's your average shy timid girl. Sasuke's your cold, unafflictive guy. They meet on the first day of school when Hinata breaks his nose. Funny dished out randomly. ø
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,393 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Shadow No Longer by frostykitten reviews
Companion one-shot to Lifelike Shadows. Draco's been very, very good and Hermione decides to reward him with something Luna suggested.Chris comes to stay with his cousin and chaos ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,051 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Let The Games Begin by MermaidMidna reviews
Derek and Casey find themselves playing a series of games that reveal secrets they never planned on sharing with each other. Sometimes it's better just to confess... other times you should learn to keep your mouth shut.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,432 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Morning After by dracoaddicted reviews
"What would you like to do today, Mrs. Malfoy?" Draco's mouth curved into a suggestive smirk, shortly before leaning over and kissing her neck. D/Hr banter and teasing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Nice Comeback by Artemis Day reviews
AU. On the last day of school before summer, Misa Amane can't wait to enjoy her time off, hang out with her friends, and most of all, be away from the weird, infuriating kid she sits next to in class. LxMisa.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/19/2011 - [Misa A., L] - Complete
Being an Idiot Can Pay Off by DarthMittens reviews
One-shot. Harry's in love with Hermione, who doesn't seem to see him as anything other than a friend. To impress her, he decides to jump into the lake in the middle of Winter. What. An. Idiot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 42 - Published: 5/19/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Trainer Blue Used Thief by shashautl reviews
"…Why do you always talk so much?" "Dohohoho! You're too cute. You know you love it." A diversion, but she doesn't fall for it. Annoying woman. - OldRivalShipping; Green Oak & Blue.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Blue O./Green O. (male), Green/Blue (female) - Complete
Hell's Chance by Thorncastor2 reviews
Orihime gets a new babysitter. And Grimmjow is thrilled as bubbly with the arrangement. Grimmhime.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,065 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Grimmjow J., Orihime I.
Lifelike Shadows by frostykitten reviews
A scream tore from her lips when something grabbed her and hauled her to her feet."Tell me you can see me!" A frantic voice said. The last thing Hermione expected to find while helping her Muggle cousin was the missing Malfoy, now she's stuck with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,260 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Braceface by Rot-Chan reviews
Kabuto's master plan to make himself prettier than Orochimaru's precious Sasuke: braces. Sasuke endures a mouth full of metal to fix some crooked teeth...for seven and a half days? ::Sasuke crack/humor one-shot.::
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
A Proper Expression of Gratitude by greenschist reviews
Never again will Hermione leave Draco alone with a stack of blank cards and their address book.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,740 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 107 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
WEPS by JodieLove reviews
To the Minister of Magic: S.P.E.W. needs their funding! Your blasphemous bureaucracy is hindering the rights and lives of elves everywhere. Please remedy this immediately. Sincerely, Anonymous. A series of letters between DM and HG. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Means to an End by DarthMittens reviews
What happens when there's a party in the Gryffindor common room and Harry accidentally drinks a truth serum developed by the Weasley twins? Weasley-bashing galore. One-shot. A touch of crude language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 1,832 - Follows: 466 - Published: 4/27/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Curiosity Killed the Cat by make-loove-not-horcruxes reviews
Harry attempts to explain to his and Hermiones' five year old daughter, Lily, what sex is when she begins asking questions. Short one-shot! H/Hr Rated T for mentions of sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Nerd Jokes by Dr. Stilla Live reviews
Sasuke made a grave mistake at dinner when he brought up the subject of how stupid chicken jokes were.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete
In Their Shoes by Moscow Watcher reviews
Role-playing games are more effective than a shrink's couch - especially in Buffy and Spike's case.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,645 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Not Quite Dreaming by Twilight to Midnight reviews
A lighthearted summer romp on the grounds of Malfoy Manor. Rain storms and rampant Hippogriffs, several scheming and desperate matchmaking mothers and Draco is making the best of this chaos by stripping and strapping one very reluctant bookworm to his bed
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,900 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 1,142 - Follows: 1,281 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Nightmares of Azkaban by Owl344 reviews
You still dream of Azkaban, sometimes. A probably AU fic about the Aurors set in LessWrong's Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality. DO NOT READ unless you've read up to at least Chapter 56; contains major spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Complete
distractions by stilessttilinski reviews
He teases her about teenage pregnancies- the hand inches up her thigh, and she is momentarily unable to speak. - - DerekCasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
by rote by Phoenix Satori reviews
More cliches than you can shake a stick at. ::Derek/Casey::
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,975 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Casey M., Derek V.
My Lady Sakura by therealesther reviews
AU. She was told that she had been only four years old when a tall, silver-haired young stranger had been found bleeding and unconscious in the rice field of a Haruno serf.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,572 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 1,125 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
A Midas Touch by Miss Bright reviews
At his hands, she turned to gold. One-shot; L x Misa.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/13/2011 - L, Misa A. - Complete
Swordmaster by Velkyn Karma reviews
Zoro smirks widely, and says with all the confidence and contentment in the world, "That kid...is the man that is going to kill me one day." Set post-series. One-shot, complete.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,855 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 100 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Zoro - Complete
But Never Jumping by snappleducated reviews
Derek drops the L word, and everyone else is severely underwhelmed. — CaseyDerek
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
All About the House Unity by Aeris1172 reviews
"Granger, I'm going to kiss you!" He said, grabbing her arm and pulling her to him. DMHG, sequel up now!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,526 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Psychological Thrillers by moonlight gal reviews
"I would like to know, Uchiha-san, why I was lied to about a dirtied shirt, of all things. Forgive me, but it's rather offending." "Do you have the right to talk about offense, Hyuuga, when you've tried to set me up with someone I don't even like?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,376 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Sasuke Wants a Wife by Chibi-Chichan reviews
SasuHina. "Welcome to the #1 show in Konoha! Sasuke-teme Wants a Wife! I'm your host, Uzumaki Naruto!" Sasuke wants to revive his clan. So, what else is there to do but hold a public search for the girl to help him do exactly that?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,592 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
First Times by moonlight gal reviews
"Hyuuga-san, have you and otouto met before?" "Um, no. Not that I can recall." "Strange. It seems so, with the way you interact." "We hardly interact at all, Uchiha-san." "One does not necessarily need to speak to interact, Hyuuga-san." She blushed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,578 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Painting Knows by frostykitten reviews
"Well, I vote we prove destiny wrong. There's no way we're meant to be together or any nonsense like that," Draco said. Hermione forced a smile, knowing that it probably looked like a grimace. "I second that."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 69,604 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 1,265 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Into the Future by ichilover3 reviews
As payment for their last mission, Team 8 receives a device that projects the future. Everyone but Shikamaru is eager to try it, as he is convinced that someone will be embarrassed. And, as usual, he is right. Multiple pairings. *Sequel up*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,015 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 3,781 - Follows: 1,324 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
57: Oddities by cali-chan reviews
They were just odd, Carly decided. Her two best friends were odd people.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
The Day Draco Malfoy Lost Something Very Important by frostykitten reviews
Draco wasn't supposed to go into that room, he knew that. But, like a child drawn to a shiny object, he'd been unable to resist. He stretched his legs out straight and pulled back the waistband of his pants to peek inside. Still gone. This was bad.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 83 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
56: Boyshorts by cali-chan reviews
Sam likes to wear boyshorts. Freddie likes that. He likes that a lot.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,230 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Unveiling the Wallflower by BluAugust reviews
It is the start of senior year and Sasuke finds himself wishing it was already over, while Hinata merely wishes to survive. What neither one counted on was a bet that would bring them together and give them a senior year to remember. SasuHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,530 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
A Study of Mannerisms and Alterations by MissLe reviews
It was a Thursday night at roughly 9:03 p.m. in which Hinata discovered just how magnificent Sasuke Uchiha's nose really was. SasuHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,270 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 77 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Trying by LeSkuh reviews
Fate, in the form of Arnold, collapses onto a twenty-five year old Helga G. Pataki's front step as she runs late for work one fine summer's day - effectively turning her life upside down and then stomping on it for good measure.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,805 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Helga, Arnold
Caught You on the Flip Side by firefly reviews
I knew you once, a long time ago. You were born in a nebula, and I was born in a star, and the spark of our union was enough to ignite a thousand Big Bangs. And though I don't remember you, I've never stopped searching. Deidara/Ino. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 43,430 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Ino Y., Deidara
Hitsuzen by Blue Quartz Foxy reviews
Slightly AU: From Hyuuga heiress to honorary Uchiha, Hinata feels that she has to take care of her two adopted brothers. And unknown to our hapless heroine she is engaged to marry one brother while the other is starting to develop a crush on her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,465 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Evanesce by ChasingAnswers reviews
"Konoha has something that belongs to me," his voice was cold, indifferent as he grabbed her shoulder and roughly pulled her petite frame to him, all in one nimble motion. "I want it back."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Me & You Plus 2 by Marie on the Moon reviews
Ulquihime. Collection of family one-shots. "SORA INOUE CIFER, YOU COME PICK EVERY ONE OF THOSE DEAD BUGS OUT OF MY SHAMPOO, RIGHT NOW!" Yeah. Orihime and that damned ex-espada-now-fukutaicho just HAD to go and procreate.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,915 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
Inhuman by coalitiongirl reviews
In the end, the slayers' greatest foe is indifference. ... A reimagined Season Eight. No spoilers, no canon- aside from a villain called Twilight with pseudo-similar methods- nothing comic-like at all.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,175 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
A Class Act by Blue Quartz Foxy reviews
Collab with Sunny AU: Hinata is determined to become a more confident person. To help reach her goal, she signs up to be student dorm manager. Due to a mix-up, she winds up being in charge of a boy dormitory. Hilarity, crack pairings, and insanity ensues.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,662 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Hinata H.
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 5552 - Favs: 14,124 - Follows: 15,576 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
pinky promises by ohlookrandom reviews
"Course he's scared of you. You did send our herd of Rapidash trampling over him." OldRivalShipping!
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Anthea/Verbena, Concordia/Helena - Complete
On the Care and Maintenance of Small Animals by peroxidepest17 reviews
Hibari has only ever had a soft spot for two things: Namimori and tiny animals.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,016 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 84 - Published: 12/10/2010 - K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Oink! Oink! by November Romeo reviews
That's the sound you hear in the battle for male pride, where points are arbitrary and prizes won't be given away.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,253 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Complete
The Storm Before the Calm by MermaidMidna reviews
"The first time a girl climbs into bed with me, it's not sexy or a precursor to something sexy. I mean, for God's sake it's Casey!" While sharing an apartment at Queen's, Casey seeks comfort in Derek during a thunderstorm.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,568 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Lessons by the silence in between reviews
She's the shell of a demon infected with humanity; there's no core, no center, just choices shaped by poorly-learned lessons. Anya, over the years, trying to fit in and understand.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Anya J. - Complete
Fifty Days by Sashocirrione reviews
L has won and Light is now a useless blabbering idiot who can't do anything, so Misa decides to take L prisoner and get some revenge. Mind games, bondage and manipulation. Has L underestimated Misa, or has Misa underestimated L? A sick, twisted LxMisa.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 194,010 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 9/19/2009 - L, Misa A. - Complete
Till Death Do Us Part by AkashaTheKitty reviews
A killer is on the loose, preying on Muggle-born witches marrying pure-blood wizards. This calls for an elaborate - or rather simple, really - scheme!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,413 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Why is it Orange? by Grinning Lizard reviews
My first ever challenge response, from the Thank God You're Here thread on DLP. Just a little crack!fic oneshot. Reasonably good response for it on there, so please enjoy. The premise: 'A confused Ron finds Hermione's Dildo'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 157 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Complete
Buttsex: The Musical by hetaliareference reviews
America comes up with a cliche game to fill the time. Who will last in an hour of extreme sexual awkwardness! Spoiler: There is really awful sex at the end. US/UK, France/Prussia, Spain/Romano, Sweden/Finland, Germany/Italy, Russia/Liet.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Complete
A Pair Of Brown Eyes by SEZCPL reviews
“You told Nora you were 15 weeks pregnant but you’re 19 weeks. Why?” Casey didn’t answer. Derek answered for her. “Because you knew she would eventually tell me. And 15 weeks means a nephew. 19 weeks means a son.” Casey looked up. “Or daughter.”
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,770 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Death and a Butterbeer Chaser, Hold the Cat by apAidan reviews
It's the night after the Final Battle, and Harry Potter faces Death once more. This time, however, it's quite a different story. Later, the story comes full circle
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,010 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 186 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
All Hallows Eve by apAidan reviews
It's Halloween. The night is clear, the moon is bright, and a witch waits patiently in the graveyard. Harry Potter's been on the run for six months, and that ends tonight. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,560 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 151 - Published: 10/30/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Health With Derek by MermaidMidna reviews
"You walk into class on the first day of the last trimester… and oh god – he's there." What could have happened if Derek was in Casey's high school health class...
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,348 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Filthy Soul by the silence in between reviews
Barcelona, 1900. Angel tries to convince Anyanka to grant him a wish. Anyanka/Angel, mentions of Angel/Darla.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Anya J., Angel - Complete
The Hyuga Garden by the point reviews
The Hyuga is a well-oiled machine; everyone knows their place. But with time, things change, and they become less machine and more man. This is her garden. This is her Hyuga. And she is their gardener that no one must touch - foxes included.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,989 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Voyeur by smellslikecorruption reviews
You do not see the dagger on his belt, or the stake in her boot. You do not see the scar on her neck or the bruise on his stomach. All you see is two people on a bus in the middle of the night.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Aprender el español no es fácil by the silence in between reviews
Anya tries to teach Xander Spanish. It goes about as well as you'd expect. Xander/Anya, with a shocking lack of angst. Plus, Spanish-language humor.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2010 - [Xander H., Anya J.] - Complete
Hermione's Turn by potato4 reviews
"I'll call it... SPBFW!" "Bless you."/ "I thought you were taking us to dinner, not a bloody Hogwarts reunion!"/ "YOU KILLED NEMO!"/ It's Hermione turn to pick where the Trio goes to dinner, and she picks a fancy restaurant. Funny parody fic. R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Introspections of the Innocent by MermaidMidna reviews
"I just need to tell someone this, so… I'm sorry for polluting your virgin ears." Derek tells Casey about his not-so-fortunate... run in with Emily.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Heart Shaped Sticky Notes by the point reviews
Naruto's life had always been spontaneous, always going and doing something. It's good, then, that Hinata's able to give him some stability in the little notes she leaves for him. But one day, there is no note. Suddenly, Naruto's life doesn't make sense.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,377 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 1,074 - Follows: 152 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Closeted by MermaidMidna reviews
She likes to pretend they got together in a different way...
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,106 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Just Practice by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
Isn't this just like being married?" In which Stein questions her motives for staying with him and Marie answers in the most interesting ways possible.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,489 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Marie M., Franken Stein - Complete
My Place or Yours by Spoiled Sweet reviews
Sakura and Kakashi play a twisted game that starts with the question, "What do you think about living together?" Short, one shot, PWP, Fluff for the sake of fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 51 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Homework Assignment by Jan Lee reviews
[ONESHOT.] Ino's smart, but only Inuzuka Kiba can turn a simple homework assignment into an act of revenge. Ino-centric, slightish Kiba/Ino. Pre-Academy graduation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,560 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2010 - [Ino Y., Kiba I.] - Complete
Memory by WishFlower reviews
Casey wakes up with no memory of the past ten years and tries to fit into a grown up world when she feels fifteen. Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,280 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Kiss Me Goodbye by Twilight to Midnight reviews
Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger, happiness found in tragedy and tragedy born from ecstasy. A life lived beyond the realm of reality. EWE. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,007 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 130 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Present Tense by Owl344 reviews
Yagami Light's mother always told him stories of his uncle. "He was a hero," she'd say. "He died confronting a mass murderer." Companion to Later, though it can stand on its own.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Light Y., Matsuda T. - Complete
Waking Up by Cheerful Regression reviews
He felt annoyed. He finally had sex with Ino and he couldn't remember it. ShikaIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,405 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N.
Tell Me More by LF7 reviews
"Okay, it's clear. You love me." She nodded. "But, that doesn't mean you shouldn't remind me sometimes with your WORDS." Dasey. One-shot.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,597 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
A Twisted Perspective by Emma Stargaze reviews
In a world where Angelus never gained his soul, he and his family of four are having a massacre, when they come upon a child... What better way to keep safe from a slayer than to raise her? Spuffy, A us /Darla,slight SDru.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,841 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Spike, Buffy S.
The Breast Exam by Ankomaru reviews
His thumb brushed over her nipple. It hardened. She twitched. He smirked. Featuring a badass Hinata. KabuHinaSasu OroAnko Future Lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Hinata H., Kabuto Y.
Treasure by hewhoistomriddle reviews
The pirate-themed ItaHina that morphed into Akatsuki humor, action and adventure. Pirate!Akatsuki and Captured!Hinata. Discontinued. Outline posted.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 101,517 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Itachi U., Hinata H. - Complete
Busted: Special Edition by EmpressOfEvilBunnies reviews
Where Hidan and Deidara learn that leaving their sisters to live on their own was the worst mistake in the history of mistakes. "AND YOU'RE BUSTED!" "Wha?" Rated for Hidan and Sakura's shameful mouths. NOT YURI
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Curing Insanity by 2Late reviews
She was the knight in shining armor and he was the...damsel in distress? SasuHina. Rated M for mature content. I do not own Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,706 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
A Tail Changes Everything by frostykitten reviews
Hermione was woken by a girlish scream and then loud, stomping footsteps. The first thing she noticed was that her bed was way too small, the second thing she noticed was a very angry Malfoy in a towel standing above her... Rated T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,404 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
It's Not Easy Being Veela by Lineape reviews
Quite a day for Harry; he turns sixteen, gets a few gifts, and finds out he's a Veela... Wait, what? Watch as Harry struggles to beat the perspective suitors off with a bat. This isn't what you're expecting AT ALL. I guarantee it. HP/HG, Veela!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,384 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 125 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Home by bsloths reviews
Casey has a tough decision to make after her week at the Great Blue Heron Lodge. Spoilers for Vacation with Derek. Multichapter. Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,343 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Yes, Dear by Meredith Trainor reviews
After six months of marriage, Aang has learned a valuable lesson about the importance of two little words. Suprisingly, Toph is also learning to use those words on her husband, with startling results. Taang, Zutara implied, rated Kplus for language.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Toph, Aang - Complete
Every Single One by KamiNytha reviews
Casey accidently reveals something to Derek – and she doesn't even realize it. What will Derek do with this new information? Dasey
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Taking Tea in Dreamland by stratusfish reviews
Misa-Misa wasn't always Misa-Misa. Before that, was Amane Misa, waitressing at Cupcakes and Company poised for her big break. There's nothing in the world she wants more then justice for her parents, but meeting L first changes things.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,648 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Misa A., L
Changeover by Snoaz reviews
Personality switches are not the worst thing that can happen to a person. Then again, it isn't the most brilliant thing either. Oldrival / Special / Mangaquest / Frantic.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Complete
Strawhat Theater: The Captain's Privilege by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
A bit of One Piece crack, in the style of the Strawhat Theater television shorts. Enjoy.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,880 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Boa Hancock, Luffy - Complete
Best Mates by chem prof reviews
A humorous one-shot in which Hermione challenges Ron as to which one of them is truly Harry's Best Mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 3,920 - Follows: 825 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Locked in a Broom Closet by Meg1614 reviews
Set during HBP, AU. Draco's at it again stealing away to the Room of Requirement. Harry decides to follow him but ends up getting followed himself and nearly caught! The only way to hide... the broom closet. Result: Hermione and Harry are forever changed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,403 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 216 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Whatever I Want by cecamire reviews
Renesmee *always* gets what she wants.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Backwards by sparzelli reviews
"Do you realize that every time you call me, something bad happens?" Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,814 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Box by JoeMerl reviews
Written for Taang Week, one-shot. Toph ticks off Bumi, but Aang is willing to fight his old friend tooth and nail to get her out of trouble. Humor, light romance.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/25/2010 - [Aang, Toph] Katara, Bumi - Complete
White Snake by ThreeJewels reviews
Hiashi wants nothing to do with Hinata and she ends up as Anko's apprentice. She'll have to learn to be strong to survive in the world of Shinobi. Epic of Hinata becoming one of the most powerful nin of her generation. Strong Hina. AU. R&R Please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 78,276 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Hinata H., Anko M.
Morning Sickness by AdamAddictsAnonymous reviews
"Are you cheating on me with the toilet again?"
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Franken Stein, Marie M. - Complete
so tell me when you're gonna let me in by jaegermighty reviews
In which real, grown-up life is uh, actually not all that fun, sometimes. casey/derek, for phoebep via the help haiti auction
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,887 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Commentating by D.I. Potter reviews
One-shot, Dramione, Smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Stormy Weather by Original Blue reviews
SuiKa. Oneshot. Karin wants to snuggle, but Suigetsu just wants to get out in the rain and figure out why in hell Karin's in his bed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Suigetsu H., Karin U. - Complete
The Bracelet by AkashaTheKitty reviews
Hermione has everything she could possibly want... Except a life. People are getting sick of her superior attitude, especially Draco Malfoy, who schemes to get her down, once and for all. And then there's the thing with The Bracelet... 7th year AR. COMPLETE SINCE 2009 XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 103 - Words: 303,727 - Reviews: 6823 - Favs: 6,265 - Follows: 2,638 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Shambles by Pumpkin Zucchini reviews
Law and Robin mess with everyone for laughs. LawxRobin for Demon Guard666.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/4/2010 - T. Law, Robin - Complete
Ninjas Aren't Bulletproof by sinemoras09 reviews
When a swordsmith invents the revolver, the different clans scramble to adapt. AU. Gen. Crack. Vague spoilers for everything.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Complete
Rainy Days by Is you heart in the game reviews
Follow Soul's rainy day adventures as he discovers a world of things to do when boredom strikes. But, maybe bothering Maka wasn't the smartest idea...
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Last Tuesday's Girl by WhenLighteningStrikes reviews
it's a boy, a girl and an endless loop.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Visitation Rights by firefly reviews
It was ironic that in comparing her friends' lives to soap operas, Ino's own life would suddenly become as surreal as a daytime talk show. Ino. Deidara. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,335 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Ino Y., Deidara
The Thing About Them by MiHnn reviews
University. It's the place where he... touched her back, held her hand, and kissed her cheek. The ridiculous thing is... it shouldn't matter. - One Shot. Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,592 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Plot Holes by Recipe reviews
There's a new marriage law that no one likes. "The board has communed and has voiced a unanimous decision protesting this route, sir. If you proceed as planned, you will lose in the next election." In which there are 82 plot holes and a beta is needed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,070 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Innocence by silverstar94 reviews
One-shot of young Luffy's hilarious innocent understandings of adult speak. remember to read to the end. warning: seriously funny XD rated for language
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Luffy, Shanks - Complete
Hero Trip by Jim Wicked reviews
Spike is a disturbed serial killer, Buffy the psychiatrist who handled his case. Now he's escaped the institution in search of the good doctor, among other things.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,289 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 1/14/2005 - Spike, Buffy S.
How to Fake a Marriage by hermyandronforevr reviews
"What the hell are you talking about?" Hermione questioned. "You are not my husband." "That expensive wedding ring on your finger would prove otherwise," he contradicted. Chapter 18 is up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,126 - Reviews: 1572 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 1,192 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Namesakes by Silver Sailor Ganymede reviews
Albus Severus and Lily Luna Potter are nothing like Severus expected them to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Severus S., Albus S. P. - Complete
Bartering by Radioactive Ferret reviews
Orihime finds herself missing the comforts of home while in Las Noches. So, she decides to do some bartering with the only things she has on her. What are the consequences of giving strange objects to bored Espada? Chaos.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,838 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Orihime I., Grimmjow J.
Mizu by tiny.coco.chan reviews
Recipe for a Relationship: Take one Uchiha Sasuke and one Uchiha Hinata. Just add water. *SasuHina OneShot*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,139 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Fine Art of Poisoning by Silver Sailor Ganymede reviews
Blaise Zabini is eight years old when he witnesses his first murder.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,822 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Blaise Z., Mrs. Zabini - Complete
Misleading Definitions by Sunahu reviews
Shikamaru finds a dictionary. Ino is a pervert. The perfect mix.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Lessons In Love by Jaggarte x reviews
After failing an important mission, Hinata resolves to better herself - the only problem is, who will teach her? Hinata/Jiraiya.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,243 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Hinata H., Jiraiya
Mule by Pumpkin Zucchini reviews
Nami uses Law as her pack mule, and more. NamixLaw for Abra Cadaverous.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Nami, T. Law - Complete
A Marriage of Inconvenience by Silver Sailor Ganymede reviews
It is never a good thing to be attached to one's wife.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Theodore N., Pansy P. - Complete
Beware the Kraken by peroxidepest17 reviews
In which Zoro apologizes like a Man and Sanji's response is appropriately Man Dumb.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
The Symbolism of the Watermelon Flavored Lollipop by Caelice reviews
One shot. High School AU. Suigetsu likes Karin, and has a plan to get her to like him back. Except that Karin loves Sasuke. And she hates Suigetsu. And she's insanely violent. And she hates Suigetsu. SuiKa.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,108 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Suigetsu H., Karin U. - Complete
High School is Just Like the Mafia by peroxidepest17 reviews
Sequel to “High School is All about Cliques and Fear” Jimbo’s absence leaves a hole Tsuna and company are morally obligated to fill.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 169 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
special effects by reeroy reviews
Hinata wonders what exactly possessed her to marry into the dysfunctional Uchiha Clan. non massacre AU. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Bets and Kisses by leiaah reviews
Kiba tells Ino he can pick up any girl at the bar, no matter what he says. Ino bets him 100 Ryo he can't. She creates the world's worst pick-up line and sends him off into the crowd. Oneshot, Kiba/Ino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Kiba I., Ino Y. - Complete
2000 Words: Suigetsu and Karin by existence555 reviews
Just what it sounds like. 20 drabbles, 100 words each, SuiKa. Because we need more of it. Complete!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Suigetsu H., Karin U. - Complete
The Weapon by Icescale reviews
Hinata was never kidnapped by the Cloud at the age of six nor was she returned to her clan. Instead, she was taken hostage by the Akatsuki as their new mound of clay, to be molded and pinched into a weapon of power.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 70,846 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Relative Disparity by Phoenix Satori reviews
“I’m sorry,” Derek says, “was that ‘MacDonald?’ As in the one who had a farm?” -- Where infirm one-shots, AUs, drabbles, and p*rn of the snapshot variety come to DIE. ::Dasey::
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 18,735 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Casey M., Derek V.
Thorns by Silver Sailor Ganymede reviews
Scorpius knows that Rose Weasley by any other name simply wouldn’t be Rose.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Alpha Female by 8sword reviews
Hinata knows the feeling of loving people and having that love disapproved of by others. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,052 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 115 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Encounter by hewhoistomriddle reviews
This is the story no one remembers. ShisuiHinata friendship. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Shisui U., Hinata H.
Muma by Amaiko reviews
When you possess a rare bloodline limit, it's usually best not to fall into the hands of a mad medical genius and his equally deranged master. Pity that Hinata doesn't have a choice in the matter. Spoilers up to the more recent chapters of the manga.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,429 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Hinata H., Kabuto Y.
Moments by ohwhatsherface reviews
And so began the epic showdown between teacher and student. Or, more specifically, a pairing war.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Origins of Betty by Rizzle reviews
Draco, Harry and Ron at the Maternity Ward of St Mungos. Not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Morbidity by Pumpkin Zucchini reviews
Robin finds a decapitated head and Nami freaks out.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Robin, Nami - Complete
Good Fortunes by ClockRepair reviews
Hinata's developed a horrible accent and is pretending to be a fortune teller, Hanabi is kissing strangers and Sasuke's at a carnival? What is in store? Jerks, laughter and most importantly, love. Sasuhina.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,531 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stuck in the Middle with You by EreshkigalGirl reviews
Based on the "Vacation with Derek" trailer. The vacation is all but over, and Derek feels like doing something stupid. What is Casey to do but go with him to keep him from dying? Some pre-Dasey action. Rated T for some cursing and semi-nudity. One-shot.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,736 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
A Certain Reputation by Vera Rozalsky reviews
Lucius Malfoy has a certain reputation; Hermione is moved to investigate, with hopes of hands-on inquiry. A crackfic in three movements. Other pairings: Draco/Hermione, Narcissa/Percy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,265 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Pull Out The Pin by Beer Good reviews
300-word oneshot, post-series. Prompt: "Buffy kills something with a kitchen implement and has sex with Spike afterwards."
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Second Thoughts by BWL reviews
No one gets away with leaving Uchiha Sasuke at the alter. AU. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 58 - Published: 3/15/2010 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Dessert by Jan Lee reviews
[VIGNETTE.] Fluff. Kiba and Ino argue about dessert. Implied Kiba/Ino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2010 - [Kiba I., Ino Y.] - Complete
The Whole of Her by Jan Lee reviews
[VIGNETTE]. Kiba has a discussion with Naruto on Ino. Kiba-centric, Kiba/Ino implied.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2010 - [Kiba I., Ino Y.] - Complete
Is Not Even Weekend by Meteor Beat reviews
After what could be called a bad week Timmy only wants to rest and do nothing, now, his girlfriend also wants to rest with him, sadly things never goes right for Mr. Turner, sometimes you just hate your friends. TimmyxVicky
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Timmy, Vicki - Complete
Prodigal by coalitiongirl reviews
After Angel's death, Buffy ran and never returned. Now, over 3 years later, the next Slayer has been killed by Glory, and Buffy is needed again. But she’s returned to people she barely recognizes anymore, and the darkness that surrounds them is growing...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 65,777 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6436 - Favs: 12,883 - Follows: 5,006 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
911 by MiHnn reviews
Five times that Casey McDonald sent Emily Davis a '911' text, and the one time she didn't. - Dasey. But Emily-centric.
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,296 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Anger Management by writingxonxwalls reviews
Five times in which Draco should've controlled his temper.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sick Day by Jan Lee reviews
[VIGNETTE.] Who takes care of the one who takes care of him? Kiba/Ino, Kiba-centric.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2010 - [Kiba I., Ino Y.] - Complete
The Closure by mayfair22 reviews
“We need to start dating again...” “So that we can break off properly…” Derek finished for her. “How did I ever get caught up in this mess?” Dasey one shot.
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Like Hell by TimelessTears reviews
Minato wishes he was in the Death God's stomach. As it turns out, Heaven's not so much fun.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Chocolate by Oasis Blackmore reviews
It was the best excuse he had. Derek-centric. Mild Dasey. Oneshot. Post-series. Rated T for a double enTendre.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Pimpin' by darkalbino reviews
Because in case you didn't know, Sasuke and Naruto are MASTAH PIMPS. Crack for Skully, it's all crack, idk, it's one am.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Fork in the Road by ibuberu reviews
She stumbles and he marches, they meander somewhere in between. — GreenBlue.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,324 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Anthea/Verbena, Concordia/Helena - Complete
Stolen by Auresque reviews
Blue-centric. Blue may be master thief, but can she steal his heart? BluexGreen
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Anthea/Verbena, Concordia/Helena - Complete
Distraction by WhenLighteningStrikes reviews
It doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday she'll understand that. Casey/Derek/Sally. Post Futuritis.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,244 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Casey M., Derek V.
Mary Sue Must Die by Amethyst Turtle reviews
Miss Mary Sue does not amuse Robin.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,218 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Robin - Complete
What You Do To Me by Anise Nalci reviews
“Wow, Chuckie, you've managed to unhinge the ice queen. I think a medal is due.” He thinks he's becoming quite obsessive. Scratch that. He is becoming quite obsessive. Strange sort of CA.
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Chuckie F., Angelica P. - Complete
A Love Story, Sort Of by ignorethisaccount123 reviews
"I hate you." "Rot in hell." – Whoever said that love stories need to make sense? Not that they have a love story. Because they don't. Not really... Only sort of.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,677 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 55 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
It's a Kidney Love by LF7 reviews
And, he realizes that this whole begging thing, yeah, it’s not for him. Dasey. :
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
The Sorting Hat's Love by hahaharrypulp reviews
This is disturbing, poorly written and discusting! Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Hermione G., Sorting Hat - Complete
Chopsticks by Zwei Shonagon reviews
It should have gone without saying that chopsticks were basic implements that any shinobi worth the name could wield properly. Unfortunately, Naruto was just a bit more desperate than usual. SasuxHina Gift for Bullwinkle's Lady.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pervigilo by attica reviews
Malfoy getting married was just the rescue she needed. DHr. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,162 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 99 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Fermentation by Pet Me Feed Me reviews
Sometimes, the best wines are those left to ferment. SasuHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,248 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Her Breathing by schnook reviews
His breathing was heavy and deep, making her wonder whether he had ran to the spot, forgetting till the last minute, or was breathing deeply through excitement of holding the hand of another girl on their bench." One-shot, unless persuaded otherwise
His Dark Materials - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Lyra B./S./Lizzy B., Will P. - Complete
To Charlottetown by Bloodtoast reviews
Summer break has finally come, and Nora and George are excited about their well-planned road trip to Charlottetown, P.E.I. Who could have predicted how many adventures could spurt from one trip, and what they would bring? Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,034 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Tide by Little Kuriboh reviews
Joey's father watches his children play in the sand in the waning days of his marriage.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/14/2010 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., Shizuka K./Serenity W. - Complete
A Common Language by Hazel-Beka reviews
America and England start a war in a UN meeting over whose English is superior. Germany is slowly driven insane. 'Oh, U,' America moaned mockingly. 'Spank me harder.' Rated for language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 1,219 - Follows: 132 - Published: 1/10/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
a fragment is defined by what it lacks by unoriginal-elizabeth reviews
Ladies and Gentlemen - Derek Venturi, matchmaking eunuch...
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,540 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Complete
Shock Value by visely reviews
Upon meeting his half-sister again after six years, Deidara immediately writes her off as vapid and uninteresting. Ino is determined to prove him wrong, no matter what it takes. Warnings: Alternate mangaverse, crackcest, full warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,988 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Ino Y., Deidara - Complete
My Life Would Suck Without You by WhenLighteningStrikes reviews
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme. Derek/Casey
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,452 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
I Missed You by BWL reviews
Sasuke apologizes. Hinata forgives. Naruto interrupts. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/2/2010 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Rewrite by justaminuet reviews
L x Misa. A moment in time. A chance meeting. Fate turned upside down.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 88,723 - Reviews: 2045 - Favs: 1,852 - Follows: 1,451 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 10/29/2006 - L, Misa A.
Fairytale by Zwei Shonagon reviews
Because back then, even when kingdoms were frequently bartered away to unknown knights and princesses met princes under the discerning eye of dead dragons, there were kings and there were witches. Winner of December Dateme 2009.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,521 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Unfortunate Circumstances by snappleducated reviews
The fifth time they’re found in a broom closet together, the best excuse Draco can think of is that he’s stealing her lunch money. — DracoHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Reasonably Attractive by snappleducated reviews
Casey had somehow destroyed the barrier between fighting and making out. Which wasn’t all that terrible, really, considering how much they fought. — DerekCasey
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Snot Fun to be Sick by tiny.coco.chan reviews
Hinata Hyuuga and Sasuke Uchiha know that love isn't in the air in Konoha; it's the flu. *SasuHina OneShot*
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sweet Like Candy by Lucidique reviews
Misa has something L wants. Bending all the Misa/L haters to my will, one review at a time.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/14/2009 - L, Misa A. - Complete
The Bet by EvylinDevilin reviews
Fred and George have opened their yearly betting pool on the fate of the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. And this year was bringing many takers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Complete
What's Your Fantasy? by Chocolateveela reviews
A conversation between girlfriends, leads to a night she only imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,323 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 53 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Pansy Parkinson’s Perfect Plan by littledollface reviews
Pansy's got a plan to help Draco realize just how much he wants her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
One Plausible Scenario by Phoenix Satori reviews
Derek tries his hand at story-telling and finds himself devilishly proficient. Emphasis on 'devilishly.' rated for adult-type touching. ::Dasey::
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,364 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Casey M., Derek V.
His Inspiration by Bil reviews
A Transfiguration essay is a strange place for a revelation but then Harry's never been particularly normal. HPHG. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 1,379 - Follows: 238 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Playing Favorites by Jan Lee reviews
[VIGNETTE.] Fluffish and drabbly. Kiba's thoughts on, well, Ino and why she wins. Kiba-centric, Kiba/Ino
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2009 - [Kiba I., Ino Y.] - Complete
Beautiful Things Can Come From The Dark by yesterdayschild4 reviews
He finds her, broken and bleeding, and it will change everything. A rape aftermath story told from Draco Malfoy's POV. DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 135,873 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 3,102 - Follows: 1,115 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
All in a Day's Work by November Romeo reviews
A snapshot of married life. One scene. One shot.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
Definition of Normalcy by nine worlds apart reviews
But he must be as embarrassed as she was. They were almost siblings after all; and to find your sister doing...that...had to rank off-the-charts on every embarrassment scale. Derek/Casey
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
All In One Package by Kinky Hyphen reviews
Where Suigetsu finds himself covering his balls with a box of fish flakes. Chapter One: Great. Just freakin' great. The cute redheaded delivery girl freaking saved me from the skanky fangirls, and left me on my doorstep with a really bad erection. SuiKa
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,176 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Karin U., Suigetsu H.
Tender Loving Care by SilverShine reviews
KakaSaku. One-shot. For a man who claimed to hate hospitals so much, Kakashi sure did spend a lot of time in them. And Sakura was finally beginning to understand just why...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,730 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 1,373 - Follows: 195 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Caffeinated by Amethyst Turtle reviews
This is why Robin always drinks her coffee decaffeinated. Crack! OOC Robin! General insanity! Rated for language.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Robin - Complete
Playing Dirty by Zombiegait reviews
KakaSaku. She'd given him three hours. He wouldn't last one. Written for KakaSaku LJ community's word challenge #3.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Always Tomorrow by snappleducated reviews
Casey seduces Derek through the cunning use of pancakes. And skimpy maid outfits. But mostly pancakes. — CaseyDerek
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,355 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
I'm an Idiot by Car reviews
I am," Misty insisted, "I’m the biggest idiot in the world. I do stupid things and get myself into stupid situations because I’m an idiot." Brock smiled to himself, “This involves Ash, doesn’t it?” Pokeshipping, AAML
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,955 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 49 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
The Appeal of Platinum by Angie Tribeca reviews
-Maybe the current shouldn't be broken,- he licked his lips. -Don't you think friction is fun, Casey?-
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1427 - Favs: 1,997 - Follows: 1,597 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
The Dream Machine by BWL reviews
What if your dreams could be recorded on tape...and then shown to all your friends!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,298 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Complete
Neither Heaven nor Hell by Sinnatious reviews
150 years after his death, L finally has a challenge again. One-shot.
Crossover - Bleach & Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 55 - Published: 10/18/2009 - L - Complete
University Steps by Phoenix Satori reviews
And, do me a favor? When you see me in the Quad, pretend you don't know me.' Derek and Casey at University. May god have mercy on us all. ::Dasey One-Shots::
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,207 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Derek V., Casey M.
Laundry Day: Dirty Laundry by clockwork starlight reviews
Sort-of sequel to juliagulia1017's fic Laundry Day. clockwork's take on what happened between the beginning and the end. Because it's jules' birthday and we gon' party.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Later by Owl344 reviews
Matsuda nearly has a heart attack when identical copies of Light and Ryuuzaki walk into his advanced classroom, several years after the Kira case.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Matsuda T., Light Y. - Complete
Retrograde by Guardian Erin reviews
PostChosen. While living in LA, the Scoobies run into a resurrected, amnesiac Spike. As much as they'd like to let him live a normal life, not intervening could get him killed. Adult. COMPLETE! PLEASE R&R TY
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 164,808 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete
the girl at the end of the rainbow by of self reviews
He's finally found what he's been looking for all along. Max/Harper. Slight Justin/Alex. Future fic. Sort of.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Max R., Harper - Complete
VEGETA: The Owner’s Guide and Maintenance Manual by omnipotent Porunga reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a Vegeta unit! To enjoy the benefits of owning your very own Saiyan Prince, read the following guide and learn how to get the most out of the arrogant alien…
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Vegeta - Complete
Detection by diadem-de-amor reviews
Being a good shinobi involves looking past the obvious. And Shikamaru's an expert. Mainly one-sided ShikaxHina oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Hinata H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Shuffling Shifts by juliashappyfish reviews
A strange thought flitters across your mind: it took you a month. You never thought yourself capable. Even with Sally, who made your heart beat a lot faster than you were ever comfortable with, didn’t even come close to what Casey does to you. Derek/Casey
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Tricks by Snoaz reviews
Being bitten by a poison-jabbing Pokémon has its advantages, Blue knows. Oldrivalshipping.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Green/Blue (female), Blue O./Green O. (male) - Complete
Mismatched Affection by xmaybejoleisa reviews
Something is always pulling her to him. One-shot. SamFreddie.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,366 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
On the Contrary by snappleducated reviews
In which Luna and Draco find themselves temporarily engaged. Luna does not particularly care. Draco throws a tantrum. Pansy is on the warpath, Hermione is outraged, Ginny is mocking, Ron is amused, and Harry is just horny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Sparkles by ViDez reviews
The REAL reason why Kira had so many teenage fangirls... was because of a book titled: Twilight.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2009 - L, Misa A. - Complete
Panic! It's a Mary Sue! by Amethyst Turtle reviews
Zoro has an urge to kill, Sanji molests Robin, Chopper cusses repeatedly, Franky strangles Nami and Brook... plays the violin? Why, it's insanity, thanks to one very irritating Mary Sue! Rated for language and the death of a not very important character.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Complete
Things to Look Forward To by darkalbino reviews
Naruto is sick and tired of his noisy neighbors upstairs, so he decides he and Sasuke should make some noise of their own. CRACK, SasuNaruSasu, hard yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 63 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
feminine wiles by smartalker reviews
There could be only one explanation for why Zoro kept on dreaming about Nami: she was obviously brainwashing his subconscious. — ZoroNami
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Zoro, Nami - Complete
Transform by existence555 reviews
Suigetsu has a little fun with Henge no Jutsu, Sasuke's body, and most importantly, Karin. SuiKar oneshot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Suigetsu H., Karin U. - Complete
Swamp by Snoaz reviews
Leave it to Blue to mess up a simple research trip. Oldrivalshipping.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Green/Blue (female), Blue O./Green O. (male) - Complete
Oasis by Nugar reviews
They couldn't break her spirit, so they killed her mind. Dark themed but mostly hopeful/happy. Oneshot, complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,851 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Complete
sunlight through the broken glass by WhenLighteningStrikes reviews
Heartbreak, fixations, pretences. They're a sort of cliché. Except not. Derek/Casey
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,630 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Cross Your Heart by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
Do you swear?” she asked. “I do,” he answered. “Then, cross your heart.” Inspired by the movie “Up”.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Day Dreams by Snoaz reviews
Whatever Blue might say, he still thought he was the handsome one. Gold-centric drabble with hinted Oldrival.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Green/Blue (female) - Complete
Forward to Time Past by Unbridled Brunette reviews
The victim of a spell gone awry, Buffy finds herself trapped in Victorian London, where she meets a man surprisingly familiar to her. Winner of twenty-seven awards, including three Best WIPs. Thanks to all who review!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 270,263 - Reviews: 1463 - Favs: 1,535 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Reason for Absence by firefly reviews
She was already hopelessly late for her court appointment; the last thing she needed was to run down a member of one of the city's most dangerous crime syndicates. Ino. Hidan. Crack AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,668 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 113 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Ino Y., Hidan - Complete
Pavlov's Dog is Chasing Schrodinger's Cat by unoriginal-elizabeth reviews
Derek/Casey. "Seeing more of each other is the ideal way to make us want to see less of each other."
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Complete
Until the End of the World by Unbridled Brunette reviews
I know you'll never love me. I know I'm a monster. But you treat me like a man, and that's... What if Buffy *did* treat Spike like a man? In response to a challenge posted on my livejournal. One-shot. Complete.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,396 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
In Lieu Of Sad Faces by Aeroblitz reviews
The man could cut up puppies in front of children, but this was a little too much. Stein/Marie
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Franken Stein, Marie M. - Complete
Because It's Blue by nakatatakot reviews
All Blue wanted to do was go out with Green to Celadon, but he turned her offer down. She finds out why...
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Concordia/Helena, Anthea/Verbena - Complete
Pregnancy Blues by MiHnn reviews
What does a baby do? Eat, sleep, cry. And in the McDonald Venturi Clan, bring people together. Which was why getting rid of Casey McDonald is so hard. Oneshot. Hint : Not George and Nora's baby
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Practice by Moeyjo reviews
So you think she looks real cool, swinging around a scythe like that? I got dropped on my head fifty-seven times while she was trying to master that trick. What? Don't look so shocked. You didn't think she was a natural, did you?
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Gambling by Snoaz reviews
He knew the stakes and had anticipated all possible outcomes. The only thing he hadn't taken into account was that one feeling. GreenxBlue.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,262 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Green/Blue (female), Blue O./Green O. (male) - Complete
tonight's the night the world begins again by Cela Fille reviews
-"i need some place simple where we could live; and something only you can give; and that's faith and trust and peace while we're alive" :: lyra speaks to him like he's still there. will/lyra. drabble.
His Dark Materials - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Complete
Eight and Eighth by Marmalade Fever reviews
Up from the ashes of seventh year grow the roses of the eighth. Eight students return for their final year at Hogwarts, and Hermione Granger would never have thought Draco Malfoy would or could be one of those roses. DMHG, EWE Dramione Awards winner
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 102,455 - Reviews: 3014 - Favs: 4,841 - Follows: 1,573 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Phone Call by Snoaz reviews
How to let Blue stop talking? Green knows. Oldrivalshipping.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Green/Blue (female), Blue O./Green O. (male) - Complete
Puzzle Piece by Maiden of the Moon reviews
“No, that’s not it. If one piece doesn’t fit in a puzzle, you don’t trash the entire puzzle, you trash the piece. After all, it’s not the puzzle that’s incorrect...” LxMisa.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,274 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/23/2009 - L, Misa A. - Complete
iScream by Auresque reviews
... for ice cream. Out of the three dex holders, Blue had always been the messiest. Happy Belated Birthday jkminimooon!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Anthea/Verbena, Concordia/Helena - Complete
Princess by KJL reviews
It starts with “One more thing? I'm not your princess!” and it ends with “You are so my princess.” But the angst and hell inbetween, ahh, that's what makes the Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Flowers and Stitches by koa-chan reviews
Marie loves flowers. Sunflowers, to be exact. Stein, being an observer, knew that all too well. Marie knows that Stein understood. Though when he stitched up that sunflower pillow... / Stein/Marie
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Franken Stein, Marie M. - Complete
in which you lose your mind by sparzelli reviews
“Pretty please? With chocolate and cherries and whipped cream and nuts on top?” Somewhere along the way, Derek lost the ability to say no. Let the insanity begin. Dasey..sort of.
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Dinner by Snoaz reviews
Green has something important to say; Blue doesn't look too happy. What's dinner without a couple of surprises?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Green/Blue (female), Blue O./Green O. (male) - Complete
How Emily Davis Got Her Groove Back by unoriginal-elizabeth reviews
“So my choices are: a life of fulfilling loneliness, sea-sickness and scurvy…or Edwin.”
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,798 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Emily - Complete
And She Was by WhenLighteningStrikes reviews
And the letter which his sister -his only sister- had pressed into his hands that read "Smerek, you're an idiot. Sincerely- Smarti".
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
A Time to Change by diadem-de-amor reviews
Hinata was used to her heart being set on a certain blonde-haired shinobi. So when the traitorous object began to slowly fall for someone else, she didn't even have a chance to catch it. ShikaxHina. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Hinata H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Uninhibited by Auresque reviews
Sequel to Namecalling; the one where Green finally becomes a woman, Crystal is suffering from PMS and Platina's uncontrollable farts.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Red, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
How Far He Would Go by kaotic312 reviews
Just how lazy is Shikamaru? Ask his wife. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Paul by SEZCPL reviews
Fifteen years after he left SJST, Paul runs into a former student. (Revised 2012)
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 56 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
To Have and to Hold by Vengeful reviews
“But,” he said softly, taking a tentative step towards her, “perhaps we can attempt to change.” Placing a gentle hand upon her swollen stomach, he took a long breath. With a small smile, she let her hand rest upon his own. DASEY, historical AU
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,964 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
Mutual Understanding by koa-chan reviews
Marie moving in, and Stein being accomodating. Yes, they get along quite well, despite the lab hours, the teddy bears and frowning ketchup on sunny-side ups. / Stein/Marie
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Franken Stein, Marie M. - Complete
Tally by ThistleL reviews
Derek likes to score. And keep track of those scores…except Casey keeps scoring more than him.
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,085 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Bantam Eden by firefly reviews
Out of all the little shops and stalls lining the streets of Konoha, Hidan finds it is the Yamanaka flower shop that makes his extended visit worthwhile, particularly when the store owner's daughter is tending his requests. Hidan. Ino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,993 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Hidan, Ino Y. - Complete
Beach Day by Snoaz reviews
The Dex Holders are going to the beach. Warning: don't mess with a bored Blue. Mainly Oldrival; slight MangaQuest
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Blue O./Green O. (male), Green/Blue (female) - Complete
The Ugly Little Boy by whitehound reviews
100-word drabble. She was sure she would love him forever, no matter what her sister thought....
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Petunia D., Vernon D. - Complete
Code Names for Puberty by Lady Azura reviews
Puberty is never easy, and for Edwin Venturi and Lizzie McDonald, things are about to get a lot more interesting… and complicated. Lizwin. Implied Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,326 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Edwin V., Lizzie M. - Complete
Bestfriend Complex by wapulos reviews
Discontinued
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Positive by kthxilyxxx reviews
Crabs, Casey." He paused and she stiffened for a moment, "You have crabs." Derek's avoiding; Casey's in total mood-swing mode; and- why is she straddling him, again? ONE-SHOT. WARNING: RATED M FOR A REASON. ADULT CONTENT.
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Closet Wounds by Religion0 reviews
Gin really wasn't any good at letting people go, but Ran was immensely good at yelling insults through his closet door in Hueco Mundo and making the Arrancars and Tousen laugh. One-shot, plus for insults.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/20/2009 - [G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto] - Complete
Induced with Madness by snappleducated reviews
LWD does The Princess Bride. Sam breaks the fourth wall, Truman dies a couple times, Casey demands a different romantic lead, and Derek keeps on cheating. Yes, there’s still a lot of UST.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,766 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
early and love birds by smartalker reviews
Loki, stop seducing girls when they’re half asleep. It’s not nice. — LokiLucy
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 58 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Loke/Leo, Lucy H. - Complete
Tween Swap by NajikaKitsawa reviews
A spin off of the series 'Wife Swap' but rather than parents, the families trade kids- in this case Sakura and Ino. Dumb summary but i think the story came out pretty funny! Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,083 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
all that's best of dark and bright by Agent of the Apothecary reviews
P.S. I have a life, thank you very much! Just because it doesn’t involve booze and sorority parties doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist. I have a very fulfilling life, full of coffeehouses and poetry readings. What is your life full of, Derek? Hockey? -Future-
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Five Reasons by nyet khan reviews
Five reasons why Naruto will never be like the Fourth Hokage and other tales.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,548 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Antisocial Not by koa-chan reviews
Stein was not antisocial. Chrona isn't too. It's still a deal, though - them staying under one roof for the freaks they are. But well, Marie could do miracles. / implied SteinMarie
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Franken Stein, Marie M. - Complete
Sonny Cooper by sonnycentral reviews
Chad unfolded the paper, and was shocked at what he saw. Sonny had doodled ‘Sonny Cooper’ all over the paper; along with hearts and other random phrases such as ‘sparkly eyes.’ Sonny/Chad fluffy one-shot
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
For Reasons Unknown by snappleducated reviews
It would take exploding pee, a jammed elevator, and phone-sex on conference call to get these two together. — DerekCasey
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,844 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Sympathy Pains by Xipholynx reviews
She mind switched with him. It was then that Hidan learned the true meaning of pain. Ino/Hidan. One Shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Ino Y., Hidan - Complete
Broken Sunsets by D R O W N-I N-S E Q U I N S reviews
The room is set alive in a red glow that they know as their own and it looks like blood and despair and anger and passion and it’s them. It’s when she comes at sunset that the truth comes out. Oneshot. Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,406 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Marriage is a sentence by lafeedeslilas reviews
Marriage is not a word, is a sentence. Why? -Deals with marriage, and everything concerning it: Monthly brides, panty hoes, flowers, ex-boyfriends, strippers, evil stepmothers and more. Beware the random of all pairings!- If you laugh, review!-FCFA!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,042 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Complete
Obsession by koa-chan reviews
Stein is obsessed with something new, and Marie worries over that. / SteinxMarie
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Franken Stein, Marie M. - Complete
Four Times Severus' Love Was Unrequited by Erythros reviews
Four times things were never really understood, and one time he hoped for everything. Severus/Lily
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6845 - Favs: 4,064 - Follows: 2,770 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Literary Devices by Roswalyn reviews
A brief one-shot with a slightly alternate take on the ending of Futuritis. Where Derek is smarter than he seems.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
The Ballad of Green and Blue by Flaming Tigress Mage reviews
Their story could never really be called 'normal' or 'traditional'. It didn't matter. -Vague spoilers through Emerald Arc, nothing definite beyond Volume 15 of the manga. OldRivalShipping, Japanese names.-
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,652 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Anthea/Verbena, Concordia/Helena - Complete
Alpha by ThistleL reviews
Strong M. Dasey. Casey always had to be in control. That had been the problem with all the silly little boys: she was an alpha female. And then Derek broke. Perfect.
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Clinically Insane by Phoenix Satori reviews
This whole insanity thing is a complete and total pain in the ass. --companion fic for WhenLighteningStrikes 'What You Call Winter'-- ::Dasey::
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Dissolution by WhenLighteningStrikes reviews
He's never heard of Mark Twain, and he's been flunking geography continuously since fourth grade. So what are the chances he’ll get ‘Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt’? Derek-centric.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,221 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Derek V., Casey M.
Better Days by welcome to maddieland reviews
-"But ten years is a long time to a thirteen-year-old..." Lyra chose a short life with Will as opposed to a long life in Oxford. -oneshot-
His Dark Materials - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Lyra B./S./Lizzy B., Will P. - Complete
Checkmate by the wild semicolon reviews
Dasey through the eyes of an unnamed individual.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Not Talking to You by Brontesis reviews
Flirty, nostalgic one-shot, pre-college and post-finale… Casey and Derek, of course!
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Stars, I Have Seen Them Fall by WhenLighteningStrikes reviews
He didn't deserve to be ahead of her in anything. What gave him the right to be the first to die? Casey/Derek
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Head Case by Phoenix Satori reviews
A thin contrivance compels Derek to forsake his loyalties. ::Dasey::
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,389 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Under the Olive Tree by Vellona reviews
A drabble about what Gokudera sees in Vongola's gardens. RxR
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Haru M., K. Hibari - Complete
Design of Space by Madea's Rage reviews
In which Draco does not cuddle. Ever. For any reason. He just doesn't.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,784 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
In Flagrante Delicto by Phoenix Satori reviews
Holy Sexcapades, Batman! Rated ‘M’ for Mastectomy. ::Dasey –was there ever any doubt?::
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Casey M., Derek V.
Catalyst by Phoenix Satori reviews
Physics, babies. ::Dasey::
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Casey M., Derek V.
If it's Not Fun, You're Not Doing it Right by D4cHilliN reviews
And to think, it only took him a few years, a food fight and a blue haired, fiery, woman to show him what he'd been missing. V/B Oneshot.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete