Mary Sue Assassin
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Joined 03-04-03, id: 352029
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*Ahem* This account was expressly set up for the elimination of Mary-Sues. Despite the many great forces of anti-Mary-Sueism existing on ff.net, the villainous beast continues to plague honest and original writers. I concentrate mainly in the LOTR section which is currently experiencing an epidemic but also may service Harry Potter and Artemis Fowl among others in the future. I also go by the anonymous reviewing name weirdo. No reviews from me are flames. All are constructive criticism or praise (I don't JUST review Mary-Sues. I'd get sick). I write a little fanfiction too.
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What that means is that I don't like Mary-Sues. I used to eat them for lunch but they make me gag. Now I just kill them. And if I'm really hungry, I might take a bite...

ALERT* I've recently noticed that though anti-Mary Sue authors write vivid and wonderful Mary-Sue parody pieces (which I love reading), they don't perform the most important of tasks: actually review and eliminate the Mary-Sues or give writing advice to the authors (without flaming or crushing their spirits! It's called constructive criticism and it does a lot more good than "I hate you!!!1111 Never write agen1!" and is also nicer). So remember activists! Review before you write! (I might sound like a hypocrite, but I review a lot too)*END ALERT*