Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter. ba·nan·a n. 1. Any of several treelike Asian herbs of the genus Musa, especially M. acuminata, having a terminal crown of large, entire leaves and a hanging cluster of fruits. The banana is a delicious, succulent and yellow fruit the size of a Bubotuber. Now, while I am none of the above, I do have the tendancy to drive people bananas, eat bananas and would like to think of myself as a top banana. I live in 'sunny' Wellington, (hah.) New Zealand. I'm a rabid fangirl. I'm married to Mr Teatime. And Bartimaeus. They're both trying to kill one another. Poor Teatime is a bit confused as to whether his advisary is an anthropomorphic personification, and keeps trying to steal his teeth. Assassins pwn pirates AND ninjas. I like caffiene, chocolate, marshmallows and bananas. Most of my fics are written under the influence of at least one of those substances. I dislike broccoli, butter en masse, people who like math, people who teach math, math in general, l33tspekrz, High School Musical and George of the Jungle 2 (That movie sucked balls off a tree made of loser). Harmonians are a waste of server space and R/S is practically canon. I read everything. I review most of it. I flam-- I mean, concrit some of the sketchier stuff. 'Cest is for 'Cestards. Snape should not be paired with anyone. The Faquarl/Bartimaeus plot bunnies won't stop nibbling. No, Ramblings isn't returning for a while. And now I have to go and fold some laundry. So goodbye to you all. xxxooo Banana |
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