I am a Banana
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ba·nan·a n.

1. Any of several treelike Asian herbs of the genus Musa, especially M. acuminata, having a terminal crown of large, entire leaves and a hanging cluster of fruits.
2. The elongated, edible fruit of these plants, having a thick yellowish to reddish skin and white, aromatic, seedless pulp.
In addition to the idiom beginning with banana, also see drive someone crazy (bananas); go bananas, top banana.

The banana is a delicious, succulent and yellow fruit the size of a Bubotuber.

Now, while I am none of the above, I do have the tendancy to drive people bananas, eat bananas and would like to think of myself as a top banana.
Therefore, according to the theory of the insane, I am a Banana.

I live in 'sunny' Wellington, (hah.) New Zealand. I'm a rabid fangirl. I'm married to Mr Teatime. And Bartimaeus. They're both trying to kill one another. Poor Teatime is a bit confused as to whether his advisary is an anthropomorphic personification, and keeps trying to steal his teeth.

Assassins pwn pirates AND ninjas.

I like caffiene, chocolate, marshmallows and bananas. Most of my fics are written under the influence of at least one of those substances. I dislike broccoli, butter en masse, people who like math, people who teach math, math in general, l33tspekrz, High School Musical and George of the Jungle 2 (That movie sucked balls off a tree made of loser). Harmonians are a waste of server space and R/S is practically canon.

I read everything. I review most of it. I flam-- I mean, concrit some of the sketchier stuff. 'Cest is for 'Cestards. Snape should not be paired with anyone. The Faquarl/Bartimaeus plot bunnies won't stop nibbling. No, Ramblings isn't returning for a while. And now I have to go and fold some laundry. So goodbye to you all.

xxxooo

Banana


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Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1992 - Favs: 2,186 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
A Keen Observer by DeepDownSlytherin reviews
Andromeda says little, but she sees everything. Through their years at Hogwarts, she watches her sisters as one falls in love and one falls into madness, and doesn't see as a muggleborn boy breaks into her sheltered life. Now Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 149,784 - Reviews: 1495 - Favs: 1,794 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Andromeda T., Ted T. - Complete
A Bit of Advice by DJ Clawson reviews
Three days before his wedding, Bingley goes to the only man who can give him the advice he needs: the unfortunate Mr. Darcy.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,621 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Complete
Counting Beads by Zevazo reviews
Follows over twenty years of Remus's life as he discovers lycanthropy, friendship, sex, love, betrayal, hope and despair. First person vignettes run from MWPP era to post PoA. Visits the bite, school years, the first Order of the Phoenix, and Greyback.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,293 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/28/2006 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Remus L.
Black by Tom O'Bedlam reviews
A tribute to the Ancient and Most Noble House of Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Remus L. - Complete
For Never Was There A Tale of More Pants... by Frozen Samosas reviews
What happens when I take lines from Romeo and Juliet, and replace key words with the word "pants?" No, seriously
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/11/2002
Ramblings reviews
In which Lily fears for her sanity, Remus tries to ignore the little voices in his head, James drools over an obviously oblivious Lily, and Sirius sits back and laughs at them all. The Marauders, life, love and the utterly stupid things they did.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,204 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Remus L., Lily Evans P.