AmazingGrace91
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Joined 09-10-05, id: 894847, Profile Updated: 10-30-15

Welcome to my profile! I'm AmazingGrace91 (although you probably already know that, seeing as how you clicked on the link to my name!) I also have an account on fictionpress; I have the same pen name there. I have original stories posted and many more ideas forming. Since I don't write stories on here, you can check out my other account if you want to see what my writing style is like!

Some interesting things about me:

I love reading and writing.

I've been writing stories for over 10 years.

I'm 24 and graduated from college on May 10th, 2014 with a B.A. degree in Professional Writing and English.

I'm a Christian.

I don't have a specific fandom that I like to read. I read whatever fits my current mood and I enjoy all sorts of stories.

I HATE TWILIGHT. No offense to those who like it, but I honestly can't stand that series or anything remotely related to it.

I love Casting Crowns and My Chemical Romance. (Yeah...that's a really WTF? inducing combination! xD) However, I despise Miley Cyrus more than anyone else you'll ever meet in your entire life. Justin Bieber is making his way up my hate list as well.

I hate people who flame stories; the only time they're okay is if they're attacking a troll fic. Otherwise, they suck.

I won't tell you my name or physical description unless I know you personally. But, if you want a hint as to what my name is, just listen to the song "Mambo Number 5". My name is somewhere within that song. :)

I love helping people become better writers.

Johnny Depp is my favorite actor. My favorite movie series are the Pirates of the Caribbean movies and my favorite single movies are Disturbia, Shutter Island, The Clue Movie (based on the board game), How to Train Your Dragon, Rat Race, A Nightmare on Elm Street (the original), and Warm Bodies.

My favorite authors are David Sedaris and Agatha Christie. My favorite books are "When You Are Engulfed in Flames" by David Sedaris and "And Then There Were None" by Agatha Christie. I highly recommend both of them.

My favorite genres are comedy and horror. (Yeah, that's a strange combination, but I'm a strange person!)

Extra amusing things you might find cool or funny:

I once danced along to Michael Jackson's "Thriller" outside of a Wal-Mart with my church youth group as part of a scavenger hunt we did for Halloween. Someone had to record it to prove we actually did it, and my group was the only group that had the guts to do that particular dare.

I met John Grogan (the man who wrote "Marley and Me"). He's really sweet and funny and I loved his speech about his life with Marley. I got to talk to him after his presentation and he signed my copy of "Marley and Me" without me even asking him to! I was also lucky enough to meet David Sedaris (my previously mentioned favorite author). He signed every one of his books for me with different messages in each one. He's a wonderful man! I met Sarah Vowell as well. She's the women who voiced Violet in the movie "The Incredibles". I had to read a book that she wrote for my freshman literature class in college.

I was a stripper in my school's spring play when I was a junior in high school. Yes, I literally tore my clothes off during my dance and I had to dance around in a skimpy bathing-suit type thing with a mini skirt that barely covered my hips. GREAT TIMES! The play was "Guys and Dolls".

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Best Damn Titanic by PigNAPoke22 reviews
You know that scene toward the end of Titanic when Jack and Rose definitely would have both fit on that wooden thing but instead he lets Rose hog the whole thing and he just floats in the freezing sea and dies? What the hell? And why isn't Jack more amazed by all the food when he eats in the fancy first-class dining room? We think the story should have gone a little more like this:
Titanic - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 106,553 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/21/2015 - Published: 4/25/2015 - Rose D., Jack D., Cal H., Thomas A. - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1992 - Favs: 2,186 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Jigsaw's Dinner Party by Ba'alzamon reviews
Jigsaw, now retired from teaching people life lessons, invites a few of his past victims to an apologetic dinner he’s holding at his hideout in the old mannequin factory. Enjoy.
Saw - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,731 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Complete
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