Author has written 2 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, and Ouran High School Host Club. Ok wow, I am actually updating my bio! QUOTES!! Do not disagree with a dragon, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup! -somewhere In Ancient Egypt cats were worshiped as gods . . . cats have not forgotten this. -shirt? I love my cat, my cat does not care. -'nother shirt? Always practice safe eating, use condiments- Apron! from a Daria episode: (they are all shouting at the top of their lungs, due to amount of noise due to traffic. and they all say it in the same monotone way they usually do. Daria: I SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD THAT TEA. Jane(best/only friend): WHAT'S THE MATTER DARIA? YOU GOTTA GO? THERE ARE SOME TREES OVER THERE, YOU CAN GO IN THOSE TREES. Trent(Jane's brother that Daria has a crush on): WHAT'S WRONG DARIA, YOU GOTTA WHIZ? Jess(some random guy from Trent's band): WHAT'S THE MATTER? Trent: IT'S DARIA, SHE HAS TO PEE! Jess: YOU GOTTA PEE DARIA? THERE ARE SOME TREES OVER THERE, YOU CAN PEE IN THOSE TREES. Marik: My name is Marik Eb: I don't care Eb: I think torturing present day mortals is so much fun don't you think? Tristan: Not really, but that may be because I AM a present day mortal. Marik: What do you think you're doing?! Do you want me to take over your mind and duel for you? Eb: If you could have beaten him yourself, you would have done so by now, Marik. I'll take my chances. (not sure of exact quote) Marik: appears behind Eb in transparent form Eb: Go away Yusuke: If anyone had told me my life was going to be saved by a flying blue penguin that says poo, I woulda killed them. Yusuke: I can kill you all with my finger! Kurama: In some species a child eats their mother (timing is everything!!) Zim: Now, prepare to watch your planet's demise! Dib: I don't wanna watch that . . . Zim: Oh okay turns and walks away, than comes back Wait! Too bad! (Back Seat Drivers From Beyond The Stars) Zim: blah, blah, blah And I shall desroy all humans when I land the Tallest's ship on your hideously huge head! Dib: running out of the garage AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHANDSTOPMAKINGFUNOFMYHEAD! (BSDFBTS) the whole beginning part of BSDFBTS, you know, the 'MY TALLEST!' thing all of Tak: The Hideous New Girl Carver: from the Weekenders Can't talk . . . so tired, I can smell color Strong Bad:POSSUMS!! Strong Mad: DOUGLAS!! Coach Z: I uh, just wanted to tell ya that the sock on your head was a nice touch. Homestar: I have a sock on my head? getitoff, getitoff, getitoff, getitoff, getitoff, getitoff, getitoff, getitoff, getitoff, getitoff, getiitoff, getitoff. Cheerleader: Is'a my under-wears showing? The Ugly One: Yes ma'am Cheerleader: Grood . . . I mean good . . . and great . . . great and good Mouself: CHEESEMOO! Mouself: YAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (stolen from Flaed's bio, but I like it, so there . . . nyah!) Linka: . . . B/k, you are a genius (yeah, I know, strange as it may seem, I did something that she thought was amazing . . . you know, to tell the truth, I forgot what her adjective was) Linka: no, really, she does. Linka: Remember this. It's the people who act sane that are truely insane. It's those who act insane that are the most sane of us all. (Dude. So true.) Linka's away message: Remember this. It's the people who act sane that are truely insane. It's those who act insane that are the most sane of us all. (Duuude . . .so zarking truuue . . . ) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Flave: I'm an optimistic pessimist. Flaed: I'm a pessimistic optimist. Flaed: commenting on stuff on fictionpress.com Kids of eight do not commit suicide. These realist authors need a reality check.(--is deliberately trying to be quotable (note: That was originally an arrow, but ff.net messes up with those.) MrBlackMage5 (3:29:22 PM): Dalerpy. Cpegasus: telling me about the YGO drinking game #12 (not exact number) Kaiba's trench coat defies all laws of gravity B/k: O_O you'd be drunk from that! Seven87Eight (2:42:08 PM): he calls me a meatbag Seven87Eight (10:42:03 AM): but obviously, i had lot of fun writing this chapter D/s: Place lower left limb on the geometrical figure, that is a two-dimensional sphere, that is a combination of blue and yellow. B/k: -_- must you use such words that confuse people? D/s: Yes, yes I must. B/k: getting ready in the morning, and cannot find her glasses Dónde estan mis gafas? DÓNDE ESTAN MIS GAFAS?! translation; Where are my glasses, WHERE ARE MY GLASSES?! B/k: Me falta el helado con mi lapiz! D/s: . . . that means I am lacking ice cream with my pencil. some random people: mostly to themselves Hey, are there any marshmallows here? No, guess not walk away B/k: calling after them, too soft as usual Wait! There is a bag here! shrugs Guess they could not hear me. looks in bag Oh wait, these aren't marshmallows, this is a potato . . . (don't even ask, basically, my camp has this cookout thingy, they have corn on the cob, marshmallows, and potatoes, so there ya go) my sis: CANDEH!! my sis: Hmmm, this tastes a little too tomatoey . . . B/k: pointing I think you taste tomatoey! my sis: we do this all the time, so she knows what to say You know what, your mom tastes tomatoey. B/k: Well she's your mom too Both: laugh B/k: But seriously, I think you taste tomatoey. My sis: we're in the car, I had brought up the subject of how all the cars were grey, black, white, and not too colorful. And that those of other colors were all dark, she she says, in a StrongBad voice, naming colors they could be You know, like StrongBad boxing glove red . . . Pom-pom Orange . . . B/k: thinking of what Homestar could have, figures nothing, so . . . B/k and her sis: simultaniously, in tone, accent, and timing Homestar stupid . . . AHHH! crack up laughing (Yes, Homestar stupid. Stupid; the new official color! Funnier when you were there, trust me.) Noah (my friend from camp, not boyfriend, friend. and no, not Noa Kaiba): My fat bubbles with hatred! 'Zero'(played by Alex): is clearly moving his hands You think my hands are moving, but they're not, it's crazy, crazy like poptarts. I wish they had chicken pot pie flavored poptarts, because then it would be like five second pause pie. (from a video in video production in camp) Morpheus(played by Frank): Here, take this. holds out pieces of chalk Neo(played by my friend Noah): Wait, wait, hold on, I don't take drugs from strangers. Morpheus: Fine . . . it's candeh Neo: Oh really? takes one and takes a bite It tastes like chalk Morpheus: That's becuase it is chalk. Neo: Oh takes 'nother bite Chalky. falls over Morpheus: You dumbcensored (from video production, the Matriks). Morpheus: talking out of the phone Now, into the pond Neo: holding phone What? Morpheus: You heard me, into the pond. Neo: I can't do this! Morpheus: Why not? Neo: I don't wanna get wet. Morpheus: Your shirt says surf on it. Neo: has a shirt that says surf on it Shut up! It says surf, as in surf, with a board, the board is kinda missing in this. (what else? the Matriks) (me and Noah on the phone) B/k: You have a hamburger in your room, No- Noah: Maya . . . give me my hamburger B/k: . . . You know how weird that sounds, ri- Noah: MAYA! GIVE ME MY HAMBURGER AND LEAVE MY ROOM, NOW!! B/k: cannot help but laugh at this Noah: MAYA! NO! MAYA! MY HAMBURGER AND LEAVE! rustling noises are heard . . . Maya? No . . . not the pretty princess. B/k: is cracking up laughing Noah: Maya, no, not the pretty princess, not the- Maya? Put down the necklace, I repeat put DOWN the pearl neckl- MAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! more rustling sounds throughout this Peter Griffin (from Family Guy): They probably made me president because I can say all 50 states in a quarter of a second . . . NAAH! (large yelping noise. I cannot explain it, sorry) CPegasus: with all seriousness in response to the pudding bites commercial Pudding was not meant to be chewy. Daricio, DVD, and Shells: fish (okay, so it is mine, I feel proud people like it so much) Flaed: Something, something, something Yamo (copyright B/k) (whee! I gots a copyright!) Timmy: HE COULD MAKE TWO PLUS TWO EQUAL FISH! (from the fairly odd parents movie) @_@ flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy . . . (heh, my own creation) M/d: warningly Muffins . . . Vixienne: . CHICKEN! Divier: 6.6 'CHICKEN!'? (both Div and Vix belong to KidK) Squee: squee! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Zim: Wellllllll, I slept with KidK last night (not like it sounds folks!) M the B: Ow! Don't bite me! KidK's mom: She's biting you?! M the B: No, Gir is, get off me Gir. KidK's Dad: Hey, how come i don't get chocolate in mine? KidK's Mom: pointing at his 'pancakes' You put chocolate on that, it will explode. Kuzco: I'm an ugly . . .stinky llama?! Pacha: over him Shhh, shh, it's okay, we'll figure this out. Kuzco: kicking his legs, in a tantrum-like way Wahahahaha, llama-face!! (from The Emperors New Groove) Random guard: Ummm, excuse me, I've been turned into a cow, can I go home now? (TENG) Kuzco: throws a rock at Pacha Pacha: looks at Kuzco Kuzco: slurring half of his words together, to make like he be innocent Huh? Ididn'tdoanything . . . Somebody'sthrowingstuff . . . Heyyougonnabuildafireorwhat startswalkingoffscreen What'sgoingonhere . . . END QUOTES!! Oh no téa bashing or any bashing that goes overboard for me. also I HIGHLY dissaprove of yaoi/yuri!! plus, rabidity is never good. Also for my personal stuff Age: 19 Year: Junior Hair: Yes, I mean dark brown w/ hair past my shoulders Eyes: Brown Gender: Female State: New York (well actually Long Island) Other: I have six cats, two hamsters, a sister (23), a mom, a dad, an aunt, and a grandma. I can speak spanish (a bit), I like acting, t.v. (fav shows: Simpson's, YuGiOh, and most other anime and a lot of Nick shows as well as Disney and Cartoon Network), reading (hp), neopets (my name is gelertessness), and I AM JEWISH AND PROUD!! Yami: D/s! _ No item, just yami. She ain't too happy about it, though. _ Hmmm, now let us put in a good word for some fics and/or author(esse)s EthelFlaed: She HATES Normans, and loves humor. Her first words to me were in a review responce 'NOOOOOOOO! NOT BLOOPERS!!' so, we began our friendship with her yelling at me. _' Anyways, she is an amazing authoress. Mouself: Basically same as Flaed, only not the yelling thing, she is best friends with Flaed, and a person called Flavia who does not have an ff.net account. She ish now my friend too. MouseFlaed: A strange combination of Flaed and Mouself, A.K.A. insanity Linka: Okay, I went on a random chat, and I met her. I found she was on ff.net, and we talked a bit. In less than I'd say, around 1 week, we became best online friends. Oh! And her fics . . . ROCK! Go! Go read, and review! She will never get enough reviews . . . NEVER!! _' Gomen. xXxMysticalDreamerxXx: okay, she had an amazing chat room fic, but it was taken off, please PLEASE ask her for it. it is a G rated fic, so no worries . . . maybe PG for the word 'flying spandex' well, rating should actually be PG-13 because of all the overwhelming insanity and what it might cause you to do. but the fic itself is G. oh, and her fic Curse of the Chibis? it is really funny. oooh, and she ish my friend. HighCrystalGuardian: EEEK! SOMETHING ON MY FAVORITES THAT IS NOT HUMOR! dies okay, honestly though, she is really good authoress. her stuff is rated PG-13, but it is quite good. oh, and her one humor fic, 'tis filled with humorey goodness. oh, and she has really long chappies. i ish friendly with her, but only after annoying her with e-mails, heh. CPegasus: okay, honostly, more than half of you will not like her romance fic, so most of you should not read it. everyone should probably read All For You, and than humor yourself with a little . . . well, humor! her stuff is good, and i helped, so you should see me mentioned in lotsa them. also friend. Daricio: FRIEND!! And her fics are great! they are not pure humor, but they are humor, and they are really funny, long, but really funny. it is worth it. she has really good ideas, but she is not getting the response needed. go! go read and review!! katinstyle2: she is my friend also, her fics are humor-fulled. the longer one is really, really funny and good. her glasses one is really good, and the other one gave me the use of the name 'Toes' evil smirk oh, that fic i would actually rate up to PG, it had 'oh fu-nudged by Kat . . . dge' so it has that type of stuff, nothing too bad though. KidKourage: no Yu-Gi-Oh stuff at all, i don't even think she has ever seen it, but she does write kick-butt Invader Zim stuff. you watch it, you read it. GO READ IT NOW! oh, and i am not firends with her directly, but i feel like we would be, and i also am friends with M the B. Red-Eyes Toon Dragon: this be RETD! he awesome! go read his fics! his first who's line fic is a bit . . . bashey. but not Tèa-bashey. he likes Tèa . . . a lot. and if anyone that flames him got to him through me i shall personally harm them. NOW GO READ! oh, also FRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEND! GO! GO READ! NOW! DeliquentDuelistsofDoom: 'tish a combined account of me and lotsa other peoples on my neopian guild. fics . . . What Zim and co think of yaoi: again, invader Zim stuff, but oh so refreshing . . . All That: Anime style: i do not know Gundam Wing, but it is really funny. it has YGO/Pokèmon/GW Pizza Delivery: hmmmmm, crossing Spongebob with YGO. wow, brilliant idea! how does she come up with this stuff?! also, she is my friend. but the fic is good,k but the characters are not the ones they should really be (according to me) but than again, she is going to change that soon. Curse of the Chibi: like i said before, it is really, really good. you will laugh hysterically. friends: M/d (and Reina), Jellybob15, M the B, CPegasus (and Sam), Flaed (and Felix, Sarcastic Wolf, and Beowulf), Mouself (and Silvia and Measle), Linka (and Lina), Daricio, Noah (not on ff.net), Beccamabobbers (her yami, and her chibi, and her chibi yami), RETD (and CA), jeti, DVD, Shells, KawaiiNekoYokai (KNY), Blair (not on ff.net), Jack, Erin, Sam, Alexis, Lily, Eric, The whole hill gang, everyone in my acting class, and everyone in SADD improv (none on ff.net) now featuring the quote of the month, week, day (or so) (updated weekly) Seven87Eight (5:06:38 PM): . i'm smart! |
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