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Joined 03-21-03, id: 358809

I'm that kid, who lives in that house by that street, in that country. 'Ello.

My favorite past-time is to annoy Tara/Ebony/Enony/Ebony/Enoby/Whatevernoby. And draw. I suck at both of them.

This is that kid's likes list:

Reading. Anything good, be it a book or a fanfic.

Art, manga and comics. I'm a sucker for comics or mangas with good plot. Good art doesn't hurt, thou. Among my favorite artists are Tom Grummet, Yukiru Sugisaki and Hiromu Arakawa. I also like Tony Fuckile and Glen Keane, being fully conscious that they are animators and not comic artists. Disney animators on top pf that. I still like them, thou.

Music. Almost every genre. The only exceptions would be Cumbia, Axé, samba and s'me pop. I preffer punk or rock, no matter the language. Some of my favorite bands would be MCR, Simple Plan, Siam Shade and Pierrot. And The Silent Hill games Soundtrack. Yep. Love that.

Drumming: I'm not good at it, and I'll never be. I still like them.

Gaming: ooh, yeah! I love videogames. I have a special place in my cold, black and whithered heart for RPGs and Horror Survival games. Specially the Silent Hill saga. It makes Resident Evil look like My Little Pony. I love Silent Hill.

Cartoons: Yep. I'm a sucker for those, too. Love them. I'm pretty sure I have a shrine to Mandy somewhere around my room. The ones I love the most are Disney movies and The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy. Thou as of lately I've been getting a lot into Beetlejuice and Daria. Lalalalala.

Trolling: Is there anything funnier than trolling? Yes, but trolling is still amusing.

Now let's hop onto that kid absolute hate list:

Canon-rape: I can't stand it. If they're gonna ruin existent characters, why not make their own characters to ruin? Or at least keep their canon-rapes to themselves.

Bad Grammar: I can stand it better than canon-rape, but I still don't like it.

Mary Sues: They are a most definite pain in the patella, are they not? They're the reason I hate my name. Which is Sue, not Mary Sue. That'd be about as gross as the smell of Beetlejuice's socks.

People who can't hold a civilized argument/are dumb: Hate it when someone can't find a plausible argument and ends a discussion with "U SUK LOLOLOLOLOL!1eleventy hundred." Don't you?

Chat Speak in fanfiction: LYK OMG DO U LIEK TO RAD FINGZ LYK DIS I DUN IT SUXXORZ!11111111 LOLOLOL OMG IM LYK DUBM RITE?////// LOLOLOLOL!1111111 OMGWTFBBQSAUCEWIFCHEEZ!1111

A final message arrives from the Christopher Titus Studios to us, Suethors and Stuthors who can't seem to accept criticism: QUIT BEING A WUSSY! Have a nice day. =)

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Girl Days by Kenko reviews
People keep telling me to put this here. Well, all right. It's basically the often used 'Ranma has to be a girl for a while' plot... but, well, not that after all. Because I'm a humorist, I do it without angst. If you haven't seen it before... get rea
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 110,866 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 6/18/2016 - Published: 7/7/2001
Don't Stop the Music by RadiantBeam reviews
Music plays from the heart. ::Drakken x Shego:: ::One-shot, iPod challenge::
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Drakken, Shego - Complete
Cosas que he aprendido a traves de los fics de HP by Sashka reviews
¡¡¡¡¡ACTUALIZADO! De las creadoras de Cosas Que He... y de... este... Cosas que He… llega COSAS QUE HE... RECARGADO!... que no es más que el refrito de cosas que he nada más que borrados todos lo errores y actualizado a nuestros tiempos seis meses despu
Harry Potter - Rated: M - Spanish - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,282 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 8/11/2003
Deontology and Utilitarianism by Ninnik Nishukan reviews
Drakken and Shego have finally managed to take over the world. Set in some sort of random, postseason 3 future, an alternate season 4 or something— take your pick. The robots mentioned in the story are not the Little Diablos.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,488 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/23/2007 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Drakken, Shego - Complete
The Taste of Pomegranates by Doormouse reviews
Abandon hope all ye who enter here! A GrimMandy Romance set against a backdrop of Dante Alighieri's version of Hell with twists of Greek mythology scattered throughout.
Grim and Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,584 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 1/17/2006 - Complete
The Broken Locket by DarthRoden76 reviews
Arnold begins to see the real Helga in his dreams and starts to wonder about his arch nemesis. A love story by DarthRoden. Enjoy! Read and Review!
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,800 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 1/23/2007 - Published: 2/28/2003 - Arnold, Helga
What? I'm A Pureblood! by sellthelie reviews
Hermione discovers a family secret…WARNING: Much parody, and many DHr fandom clichés are mocked, read at own peril…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Humidity by S-Michael reviews
Something is different between Timmy and Vicky. Timmy's parents never figure out what, but somehow I don't doubt that you will. [i can't believe this was deleted!]
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Vicki, Timmy - Complete
Potential One Shot by blazing wickedness reviews
A Helga and Arnold fic...
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Arnold, Helga
Curse Breaker by darthjag reviews
Sure,copying the video is one way .....
Ring/Ringu - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Complete
A Sure Thing by Zero to Hero reviews
In a moment of irrational thinking, Arnold agrees to let Helga help him get Lila to fall for him. However, he soon learns the hard way the nothing is ever a sure thing. H & A
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,662 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 1/2/2006 - Published: 9/8/2003 - Arnold, Helga
The Meeting of Minds by Argiope Aurantia reviews
Crossover with the Addams Family. Wednesday and Pugsley watch a movie. . . and the fun begins.
Ring/Ringu - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/22/2005
Letter by ThuhJesheekuh reviews
Oneshot, folks. Link left Outset Island at the end of his first adventure. His little sister, Aryll, misses him dearly and writes to him every once in a while. What happens when Link doesn't like what's going on back home?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Link, Aryll - Complete
Death and the Maiden by TheMagicKumquat reviews
A poem based on the popular Death and the Maiden theme.
Grim and Evil - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/12/2005
How low can you go? by ThuhJesheekuh reviews
A simple enough question not unheard of during a contest of limbo and so much more. Just how low can Mandy go? Grim receives several answers. Oneshot, nonfluff
Grim and Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Complete
Los cuentos de Ichigo by Malale reviews
[OneShot] Isshin obliga a Ichigo para que pase más tiempo con sus hermanas, contandoles cuentos por la noche. ¿Pero de verdad alguien cree que Kurosaki Ichigo va a contar cuentos normales? [FicRegalo para Rank n0n ¡Felicidades! Tu ya sabes cuanto te quier
Bleach - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Complete
New Orders by Ninja Elsa reviews
The Date! Part Two! They actually leave the apartment.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,644 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/6/2005 - Published: 2/10/2003
Hogwarts Never Stood a Chance by NotDoomie reviews
Mary Sue parody. Rated for crude references and humor
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/22/2005
Hammers are Useful by Hysteria82 reviews
A story in which Ed's hormons kick in and automail is abused.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2005 - Edward E., Winry R.
Yin and Yang by Catwho reviews
An ancient symbol representing the war between the Mazoku and Ryuuzoku may very well hold the key to their reconciliation. Lime warning.
Slayers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,278 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/15/2004 - Published: 4/3/2003 - Xelloss M., Filia Ul Copt - Complete
Half Empty Teacup by Komillia reviews
Filia and Xellos have an honest conversation over tea. Sequel to Spilt Tea.
Slayers - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2004 - Filia Ul Copt, Xelloss M. - Complete
Snapshot by smarty007 reviews
Ah, the joys of photography.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2003 - Complete
The Venice Incident by Apple-chan reviews
Celebrations Side Story 1. LysergXJeanne, ten years after the Anime. Set in Venice, Italy. Falling over a gondola into the Grand Canal: disaster, or blessing in disguise? We'll find out!:) [COMPLETED]
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,141 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/24/2003 - Published: 9/28/2003 - Complete
Cuentos populares by Malale reviews
¡¡Último capítulo!. Ginny descubre que le han quitado el cuaderno y no esta muy contenta. Nunca hay que enfadar a una Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,073 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/31/2003 - Published: 8/2/2003 - Complete
Lo que nunca se contó de Hogwarts by Malale reviews
[OneShot] Todo colegio tiene una historia que nadie conoce. Incluso la mas famosa escuela de Magia y Hechicería. No recomendado para personas sensibles
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2003 - Complete
When Penguins Attack by Miss. Hermione G-Malfoy reviews
Penguins appear out of nowhere in Hogwarts? Over Christmas Vaca. The dream team and Draco have to solve what is happening to Hogwarts. PLEASE Read to find out!!! FUNNY!...I hope! R/R maybe?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/12/2003 - Published: 4/24/2003
The Spirit Crystal by Ginny6 reviews
Only a person with the purest heart can find the Spirit Crystal... and now Doll Master is out looking for the one... Rue and Mint finally realise their feelings for each other... (R/M)
Threads of Fate - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,631 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/21/2002 - Published: 7/12/2002
Traitor in the Midst-A Rue+Mint Story by Saria2 reviews
Valen is resurected by a traitor. Taking Claire's body, he attempts to kill Rue and Mint. (COMPLETE)
Threads of Fate - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,030 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 6/8/2002 - Published: 4/18/2002 - Complete
Stalling by Heidi Patacki reviews
After graduation, Helga spends her last night in town with Arnold.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,371 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/18/2001
Who Needs Birthcontrol? I Baby-sit! by Hysteria82 reviews
Team Rocket does the unthinkable!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/22/2001