Danielle8y4
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Joined 11-20-10, id: 2622583, Profile Updated: 02-18-11

Hate...Bigots, bad drivers, clowns, humid weather, upbeat optimistic morning people, the color orple.

Love...Gin and lime, my adorable, slobbery rottweiler named, Henry, veggie sparkly vampires named Edward and Emmett, eeples and baneenees, The Rolling Stones, all (body) parts belonging to Robert Pattinson, 70 degree weather, slash, weird shades of nailpolish, sparkle peens, tattoos, funny guys, non sparkly peens, guys named Robert Pattinson, oh and apparently Twilight fan fiction... Who knew??!!

I am in my late 20's, married to a man with lots of beautiful tatts, and live on the east coast.

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Uncomfortable by Savannah-Vee reviews
Got 'Best Angst' mention in 'Slash Backslash' contest! 'The way he looks at me makes me feel...uncomfortable.' Jasper's girlfriend's brother, Edward, keeps staring at him. Why? Who knows. Seems like even Edward is confused...SLASH, AH, very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,377 - Reviews: 2990 - Favs: 1,546 - Follows: 1,850 - Updated: 10/21/2016 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Jasper, Edward
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 15061 - Favs: 8,053 - Follows: 7,048 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 19584 - Favs: 6,437 - Follows: 4,409 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4609 - Favs: 8,328 - Follows: 4,504 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Raw and Rosy by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Jasper Hale hates his high school rival Edward Cullen with a passion. What happens when Jasper discovers Edward's little secret? Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,100 - Reviews: 3574 - Favs: 2,530 - Follows: 1,448 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11480 - Favs: 11,905 - Follows: 6,022 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midnight Refreshment by Edward'sLittleTemptress reviews
One night while the family is hunting,a highly frustrated Bella stops by the kitchen for a midnight refreshment to quench her thirst. Little does she know that another one of her cravings is about to get taken care of as well.1shot.Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,680 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Daedalus in Exile by EZRocksAngel reviews
After leaving Forks, Edward follows a path of weakness and isolation while eventually seeking redemption from the only person who can absolve him. Alternate Universe, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 86,525 - Reviews: 4797 - Favs: 2,505 - Follows: 1,381 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5160 - Favs: 3,014 - Follows: 1,480 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete