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Author has written 3 stories for Song of the Lioness.

Hello, my name is Jessica andI am a nymphomaniac. Just kidding.I am fifteen years old, andI have nothing better to do than to write fanfiction.i live in one of Canada's smallest town, there are only seventy-five kids in the high school, and i take some arguements i have and out them inmy story.I have, one cat, one dog, one guinea pig, all hate me severely. sometimes i will take names, looks and personality traitswhenI make original characters. (the character Isabelle was taken rom my friend Sabrina, who actually was in counselling for suicide)read, write and review Tamora Pierce stories. So, please read my stories, tell me if you like them

Liked Couples:

Alanna/ Raoul

Alanna/Gary

occasionally Alanna/ George

Kel/ Neal

Kel/ Roald,

Kel/ Seaver

Hated Couples:

Alanna/ Jon

normally Alanna/ George

Kel/ Dom

Basically any couple that is odd, or not really mentioned in the story.

Alrighty, not much to me, but still now you know this author.

Just as a sub note, i will never, ever, write an Alanna/Jon... unless it has them fighting about one thing or another. i'm not much of a Jon fan. sorry to those people. and i'm nota Dom fan either. occasionally there will be a good fic about Kel and Dom, but i'm not a huge fan of the couple.

Thank you, please continue to read and review my work.

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Old Thoughts by Tortallan Shadow reviews
Squire Keladry of Mindelan is greeted by a friendly Neal after being bored out of her mind in the castle alone during the summer months. Will her treacherous thoughts ruin their friendship or improve it? Rated for some stuff maybe to come.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,196 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Tortall, Neal
Alanna The Lady by KeeperofthePineNeedles reviews
This is about Alanna going to the convent except she actually wants to go. THIS IS NOT GOING TO BE AN ALANNA AND JON FIC! It is probably going to be Alanna and Gary and or George.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,977 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Tortall, Tortall
Prophecy of the Sisters by Ecks88 reviews
This is the next girl after Alanna, Daine, Kel, and Aly. Takes place during the rule of Roald and Shinko. There is a prophecy that 5 sisters born human with immortal blood will save the world from darkness. The Heroine of this story is Tye, a middle class
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 59,433 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Tortall, Tortall
The Knight and The Spy by Poetic License reviews
Kel is sent to the Copper Isle on a Dipolmatic mission, where she meets the Lioness's daughter, Aly. Together they help save the Isles from a not so new enemy.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,243 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 3/20/2005 - Tortall
The Yamani by Internal Ecstasy reviews
The Yamani: a title entrusted to the Emperor's best and most trusted female-warrior. In his eyes, she would be the fairest one of all; intelligent and strategic; possess the strength and skills of a man; and the most loyal and faithful servant. She is Keladry of Mindelan.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/10/2006 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Keladry, OC
Shadows See All by Trickstergal33 reviews
During her training, Alanna had a lot of close calls that almost revealed her as a girl. Luckily for her no one other than Myles ever guessed her true identity. Or did they? Her friend Francis of Nond was shy and quiet, and a very observant shadow…
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,207 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/8/2006 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Francis, Alanna
My Greatest Fear by Lady Knight 1512 reviews
Neal is taking his final steps towards knighthood in the Chamber of the Ordeal. Little does he know what awaits him there. A sight that will surely haunt him for the rest of his days and change his life forever. CHAPTER 10 UP! FINISHED!
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,706 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 4/15/2005 - Nealan, Keladry - Complete
On Ponies by Strapless reviews
A discussion at Midwinter: Evin thinks he's right, Miri knows he's wrong.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Tortall - Complete
Health Class by Sunkissed Guacamole reviews
Wyldon has decided to put Kel and the gang in Health Class. Fun ensues, romance blooms, and homework assignments that have EVERYONE embarrassed. K&N ABANDONED, DISCONTINUED, ON HIATUS AND SUCH!
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,096 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/29/2006 - Published: 5/26/2005 - Complete
Stitches by Strapless reviews
Some things are unavoidable when Evin Larse is involved, as Miri finds out.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Tortall - Complete
Trickster's games by Tarzia reviews
This is an alternative ending to Trickster's Queen. It occurs after the final battle that secures the rebellions victory. Parts of it I wrote with a friend who has the pen name Achenar. Ta sweetie!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,476 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/13/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Tortall
Much Ado About Shorts by Confusedknight reviews
Tortall is a modernising realm. What happens when our heroic ladies decide they want to take it one step further and wear shorts? And what happens to the little relationship Dom and Kel have when he sees her in hotpants?
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 39,800 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Tortall - Complete
Stuck In a Hole by Sunkissed Guacamole reviews
Kel gets stuck in a hole. Who else falls in? And who will get her out? And of course, what happens after? And what about poor Tobe? K&D ABANDONED, DISCONTINUED, ON HIATUS AND SUCH!
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,830 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 3/27/2005
Trust Betrayed by jessalae reviews
Formerly untitled as of yet. Take two angsty young knights, a hidden attraction, three cups of humor, and a dash of sarcasm. Stir in one meddling younger sister and microwave on medium high for... about 18 chapters, I think. Serves no particular purpose.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,763 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/26/2005 - Published: 3/7/2003
Ghost Of The Past by winky-wink reviews
Someone returns to haunt Alanna from the past. Havoc is reaked and soon the Lioness finds herself dressing up, falling under the orders of enemies and...engaged? Through all this chaos, could she actually fall in love?
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 151,082 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/24/2005 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Tortall
Burnt by Erkith reviews
Neal finds Kel grief striken, discouraged, and defeated.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Tortall - Complete
Silent Eyes: Part two of the Crossover series by Sandry of Ruatha reviews
Sequel to Violet Eyes. Follows the gang through marriages, arguments, jokes and duels... We keep up with the married lives of our happy couples, and some new romance as well!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,054 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Tortall, Circle of Magic
A year with the Own by On top of cloud 9 reviews
This is basically about Kel's squire years with the King's Own. One year in particular. It involves our favorite blue eyed Sergeant, and our beloved Meathead. Enjoy! R&R!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,320 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/21/2005 - Published: 8/9/2005
Dealing with the Devil by green pea soup reviews
What if Roger found out that Alanna was a girl before she told everyone? What if he blackmailed her to do things for him? But you can't possibly blackmail someone into loving you? Can you? R&R
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/19/2005 - Published: 6/18/2005
So Wrong, Yet So Right by The Hobbit Lass reviews
Neal and Kel share an accidental kiss that sets off a long string of problems. Neal is engaged to Yuki, Yuki refuses to break off their engagement, and Dom has finally noticed Kel. Difficult decision making ensues.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,157 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/12/2005 - Published: 9/2/2005 - Tortall
Pregnancy Tales by Sunkissed Guacamole reviews
What will happen when Alanna gets pregnant? Will she wreak havoc and kill George? A series of ministories starring: Alanna, Daine, Kel, Thayet, Aly, Yuki, Buri, Rispah, Shinko, and of course, Owen! ABANDONED, DISCONTINUED, ON HIATUS AND SUCH!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,060 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/10/2005 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Tortall, Tortall
Faithful by Erkith reviews
Faithful's bored up in the Realm of the Gods, so when our mischievious little cat sees something interesting in the Mortal Realm not even the Goddess is going to stop him. Through Faithful's eyes we see his mistress the cat way.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/3/2005 - Tortall
99 Days by Destined Angels reviews
With a sealed fate, a punctured heart and George’s death how could the Lioness carry on when everything had been taken away from her? She, the great lioness was going to die… and there is no going back... R&R! special thx to the reviewers!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,953 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/14/2005 - Published: 12/29/2004 - Tortall, Tortall
Thorns revised by hannirose reviews
I almost had to fight Gary for you.-Jonathan, A:TFA. What if Jon hadn't been Alanna's knight-master. What if it had been Gary? This is the revised version, and very much improved!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,648 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/9/2005 - Published: 4/11/2005 - Tortall
Farewell the Lioness by Apollo's Chariot reviews
Yes, this story follows the 'Alanna goes to the convent' line, but with Daine evil, Alanna And Raoul in love and another "Rowling" to be pulled on J--never mind...CHAPTER ELEVEN POSTED! YAY! WARNING: ch. 11 contains bouncing boy, a kiss & moodswings!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,057 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/15/2004 - Published: 7/27/2003
TwentySeven by AlmightyChrissy reviews
The realm reacts to the death of a quieter brand of hero. Very very very mild slash.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/17/2003 - Tortall
Changing Realities by A Rose By Any Other Name reviews
COMPLETE IN ONE. Someone meddled with history. Alanna fic, I think it's worth reading. Oh, btw, FLUFF! RR
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2002 - Complete
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Golden Squire reviews
Raoul went behind Jon and Gary's backs and took Alanna as a squire. Probably going to end up AlannaRaoul. If I ever find out the difference between fluff and sweet littel things, I'll add some.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,401 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/19/2006 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Tortall
Midwinter reviews
A one shot of Kel and someone else not Dom!. I am a fan of arguements, so there will be some. i'm not sure of the rating, so i put it as T, just to be on the very safe side.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Tortall - Complete
Mirror reviews
a songfic about Alanna before she left for the palace. set to the song Breathe No More by Evanescence. please read and review.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Tortall - Complete