GandaldorePoggins
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Joined 01-04-13, id: 4462321, Profile Updated: 09-17-17
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, High School Musical, Lord of the Rings, Short Circuit, and Game of Thrones.

My name is Jacob Jones and I live in a broken down ice-cream van in the wild heathlands of Wales. My best friend is a silver birch who grows at around 1000 feet above sea level, he used to frighten me at night but it was all in good spirits. Sometimes I like to lie down in a pile of leaves, stretch out my arms and pretend I'm a tree.

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The Agonies of Choice reviews
Jacob has everything, good looks, good dance moves, the love of a good woman, good teeth, goodness... so why does he feel so untouched by it all? Through a series of cunning manoeuvres and some casual bigamy, Jacob attempts to navigate the labyrinth of love, life and addiction; all whilst battling Voldemort and the Night King who plan to unleash the army of the dead on Hogwarts.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,350 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/21/2018 - Published: 9/8/2017 - Hermione G., Draco M., Daenerys T., Sandor C.
A Short School Musical
Troy is down on his luck and down at heel. Having abandoned basketball after a terrible accident, he meets an unlikely companion who hides a secret that will help him get back to the top!
Crossover - High School Musical & Short Circuit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Troy B., Johnny Five, Stephanie S.
Gandalf v Dumbledore reviews
Dumbledore lures Gandalf into an abandoned discotheque, to take part in a cartilage destroying dance-off after Gandalf accidental insults Dumbledore by inviting Harry Potter to mini-golf with him and Frodo. The two men face each other across the dancefloor, ready for war...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Albus D., Gandalf