JunidiAppleseed
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Joined 10-05-15, id: 7187352, Profile Updated: 10-08-15
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Yo folks, my name is Alex. My buds call me Junidi.

I'm a rising college student eager to learn more about English Composition. When it comes to reading other people's work, I'm a sucker for narrative pieces. Some people ask me about the things I do daily and this is what I tell them: I do improv and eat Chobani yogurt all-day, everyday. Chobani, packed with protien, allows me to go to the gym. As for Improv, We're talkin bout acting technique: I'm not that good at it, but people tell me I'm gettin' there. So there you have it, that's me. Check out my fanfics and you won't regret it.

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Jesus and Satan by cyanidemoonpie reviews
Adventures of Jesus and Satan. Smokin' weed, Fine Honeys, Snowbunny neighbor with the Dreads, Santa is a Mexican Druglord, and the Easter Bunny is a Pimp.
Bible - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/15/2015 - Jesus
Falling in Love by GWTWfangirl reviews
What happens when Scarlett's baby survives the fall she took after admited to Rhett that she was pregnant.
Gone with the Wind - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/12/2015 - Scarlett O., Rhett B., Mammy - Complete
Poison Darts by SofterSoftest reviews
On the night Count Olaf's parents are murdered, Beatrice Baudelaire meets with a certain Snicket in a crowded opera house.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/12/2015 - Complete
Humanity by GameOfAlex1307 reviews
Set after book. Dantes is laying awake in bed, reflecting on himself and all he has done. Was it all worth it?
Count of Monte Cristo - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/10/2015 - Complete
Stranger in Paradise by VampirePam reviews
Shipwrecked on a deserted island, Sebastian and Antonio find themselves with no more excuses left. Sebastian/Antonio.
Twelfth Night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/10/2014 - Complete
The Brieble: Old Cheese by Astavir reviews
This book is a combination of the biggest nonsense in the world and fierce critisism on the society. It is about the Brie, the allmighty and only true Lord. The creator of all that exists. The Cheeses are his people and they worship him faithfully. Just like Old Testament is about the Jewish history, this book is about the history of the Cheeses. You might recognize some characters
Bible - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2014
Unchanging Love by Molly's Monsters reviews
Olivia is still in love with Viola.
Twelfth Night - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/11/2014 - Complete
Catcher In The Rye Creative Writing by CobainMonroe96 reviews
Basically I wrote this for an old Englsih assiment where I had to add something to the book of The Catcher in the Rye in 850 words. I got fairly good praise and I just wanted to see what others thought :)
Catcher in the Rye - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Holden C. - Complete
jesus loses his patience with flappy birds by afred reviews
jesus goes cray cray
Bible - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Complete
The First Joke by The Lonely God With a Box reviews
A poem about creation. Unexpected ending! Humorous, non-offensive. Not meant to be literal or serious, just for a laugh. More details inside.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Adam, Eve - Complete
Prince Charming to Prince Failure
Bianca and Lucentio plan to rid of Hortensio's interest in Bianca by making-out in front of him. Unfortunately, Lucentio's wife enters instead - Lucentio failed to mention he had a wife. Bianca, then, leaves Lucentio but Lucentio still wants Bianca, so Lucentio tries to convince Petrucio to forget about marrying Katerina to prevent any suitor from marrying Bianca.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,277 - Published: 10/30/2015 - Complete