Author has written 1 story for Alvin and the chipmunks. Dia duit! Cad e mar ata tu? As you can guess I like the stories people put up on this site and thought that I should give it go as well. There's not much to tell about myself bar the basics. I'm from Ireland, I'm a teenager and I typically enjoy Irish pastimes. I enjoy most Gaelic games, though football is my favourite, and I can speak a good bit of Irish. I've noticed some people have included people from Ireland or of Irish origin in their stories, so, here are a few tips: 1) We do not say ye; unless we are drunk. 2) We like to party (You could have guessed that though, with us being the nation of beer). 3) We are very independent, traditionalist and annoying (It's in our genes). 4) We do eat potatoes every day. In my country, we consider them a necessary food that goes with every meal 5) We do not consider potatoes to be a vegetable, because vegetables are side orders while potatoes are necessary to the cause (Whatever cause that may be). 6) We generally say cheers instead of thanks (It's a pub thing). 7) We are fond of our traditional language and games (To the point were we become crazy!) 8) We consider all nations brothers (With the emphasis on ALL) 9) We are quite peaceful outside our country (We were one of the founding members of the peace treaties in Europe), but inside it we like to batter the head of one another. 10) Batter is a brilliant verb (Just saying). 11) We are very lucky, I mean, who wouldn't be after 30 pints! Interesting fact: 70 million people in the world are of Irish origin, yet there are only 6 million people on our entire island. If you are wondering what my first statement means, don't go to Google translate. It just means hello and how are you. I hope you guys enjoy my stories-I'll be sure to enjoy yours! Oh I'm a male just incase anyone is wandering. "An optimist is someone who sees a darker future tomorrow and so they enjoy today. While a pessimist is someone who only sees a brighter future tomorrow and so, they dislike today" 1. Age? Of little necessity 2. Height? 5'11 1/2 3. Eyes? Blue 4. Have any tattoos? No thank you 5. And piercings? Once again...no thank you 6. Fave food? 7. Fave pizza topping? Cheese 8. Fave drink? Milk 9. Siblings? Three little bundles of joy (I've only tried to kill them a couple of times) 10. Been in a fight? I don't think so though I might have short term amnesia from it! 11. Serious relationships or one-night stands? Serious all the way 12. Weight? An odd question, approx 5000 stone on Jupiter, that's about...none of your business in stone on earth 13. Fave snack? Apple Danish pastry 14. Fave candy? What's candy? I ain't American! 15. Fave movie? Don't have one 16. Fave show? The Big Bang Theory 17. Do you smoke? Tar, cancer, emphysema, nicotine, bad breath, yello teeth, less money, carbon monoxide, paralysing gases...yeah I'm big into quick death! 18. Blondes or brunettes? I'm more of a 'I like content over looks' kinda guy 19. Any scars? Several 20. Fave music? The chipmunks 21. Fave actor? Don't have one...I don't get out much 22. Where do you live? Right now, Neptune but Mars looks good this time of year so maybe I'll move there for a while 23. Do you miss anyone right now? Many people, most of them don't know me mwahahaha 24. Last person who made you cry? I don't cry, I'm devoid of emotion 25. Do you enjoy school? Quite 26. Desires? Don't have many 27. Fave fast food joint? The Blue Print Pizza 28. What's the last thing you drank? Robinson's Orange 29. What are you doing right now? Answering stupid questions that no one will ever view 30. Where would you like to go? To America and France. It's the reason I now learn French...and American! 31. Are you in a relationship? Several, I have many family members and friends, other than that no and never have been 32. Ever been arrested? Yeah I accidentally shot the creator of these questions from up close and in the back of the head...my finger slipped 33. Ever had a stalker? I'll ask her 34. Ever gone sky-diving? Would love to 35. Where do you think you'll go when you die? That depends 36. Is there a god? Hopefully 37. Do you have a cell phone? If you are going to try and call it no...other than that yes 38. Are you squeamish? Nope, it's an opportunity missed if one does not view a lamb's heart 39. Are you a human? That also depends on the definition of human 40. Fastest speed you've ever experienced in a car? 100mph...my friend's da is crazy 41. Stupidest thing you've ever thought about doing? Quitting school 42. Do people find you attractive? I have limited social interaction so I'll ask my psychological twin Jimmy! 43. What annoys you? My friends 44. What are you afraid of? Very little, but I'm sure ther's something out there 45. Gold or silver? Franceium 46. Are people afraid of you? No, I'm to forgiving and laugh at mosty things that happen to me 47. Do you sing in public? I did, I don't, I may do 48. Ever been screwed over? I'm not sure what this entails but I'll go with a no 49. Does money make people happy? No, it simply makes emotionally unstable people believe they 50. Do you have any hope left for the human race? We spent $28 billion on a moon project, we are advancing faster and faster and faster each day and we have peace treaties set in place to stop Nuclear warfare...yet some people can't point to France on a map. 51. What's your hair look like? Flat and brown 52. First job? Backroom staff 53. Do you like meeting new people? If they're interesting 54. Do you get along with your parents? Not much choice in the matter...of course 55. Ever played strip poker? Nope, we don't have it over here 56. Ever get into an argument with a cop? If you are referring to the police, then no for me personally no, my people on the other hand... 57. Ever been in a car accident? Not yet 58. Most flights of stairs you've ever fallen down? Sixteen 59. Do you care what people think of you? Not particurally 60. Where do you see yourself five years down the line? In University 61. Are you afraid of the dark? No, but I should be considering that's where balck holes reside 62. What kind of car do you have? A 1960s camero, whatever the hell that is 63. Time you were born? 1910 64. Ever break any bones? Me no, you... 65. Fave childhood toy? Thomas the tank engine...best; train; ever 66. Fave author? Tough contest 67. Are you a paranoid person? Ehhh, I don't know, am I Jimmy? 68. Have any enemies? Nope everyone is a friend, except Jimmy 69. Are you afraid of heights? I live on a 60ft drop, i hope not 70. Last movie you watched? Skyfall, sadly it didn't 71. Most disturbing movie you've ever seen? Inception 72. Chocolate or vanilla? Orange 73. Favorite color? Green 74. What time do you usually wake up? 6:30...school time 75. What are you doing? The same thing I was doing 74 questions ago 76. What is something that you keep in your purse/wallet? A key...to the world 77. What is the longest work shift you've ever worked? 13 hours...extra curricular activities 78. How many days have you gone to work consecutively before having a day off? 2,000,000 79. Can you do a handstand? I can do a stand if that helps 80. Are you an angry person? Only with you 81. Is there anyone out there who you would like to personally kill? Not yet 82. Do you talk in your sleep? Yes, I generally mutter Irish 83. Have you ever gotten so drunk that you couldn't remember what happened the night before? I don't drink...or is that the anemsia talking again 84. Can you break a piece of wood with your forehead? Yeah, I do that aaallll the time... 85. Are you delusional? Slightly 86. What is something that you are horrible at? Taking stupid orders that I can't question 87. What is the most boring thing you've ever done? This 88. Can you lift up someone who is twice your weight? I doubt it...unless 89. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate? A Jamaican 90. What is the worst movie you've ever seen? How to stab repeatedly...epic failure 91. Are you right-handed or left-handed? righty, tidy 92. Do you suffer from short-term memory loss? I don't know, I can't seem to remember 93. How are you feeling right now? Tired because of you 94. What annoys you about people? The inablilty of some people to express their argument in words instead of guns 95. Do you dislike children? I'll go check 96. Can you climb a fence or would you fall off? Climb it to the top then fall off 97. Would you like to own a pair of brass knuckles? No 98. Can you smile for me? Only if you buy£1 fish 99. What do you do if you can't fall asleep at night? Talk to myself 100. When was the last time you fell off a bike? Never...I don't like them |
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