If-it-isn't-Mrs.Malfoy
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Joined 01-08-19, id: 11690897, Profile Updated: 01-08-19

What up I'm [someone] I'm [a couple of numbers] years old and I never [frickin] learned how to read [anything but fan fiction]

Harry Potter series

Harry Potter x Cedric Diggory

Hermione Granger x Pansy Parkinson

Ron Weasley x chicken

Draco Malfoy x apple

Draco Malfoy x Neville Longbottom

Ginny Weasley x Luna Lovegood

Oliver Wood x Marcus Flint

Everything sucks:

Kate Messner x Emaline Addario

WOWP:

Alex Russo x Harper Finkle

Victorious:

Jade West x Tori Vega

Friends:

Monica Geller x Rachel Green

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Five Freckles by SlytherinEmo reviews
Pansy hates her five freckles, but Hermione doesn't.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2016 - Hermione G., Pansy P. - Complete
Same Love by Cupcake Sugars reviews
Tori Vega is accepted into a talented high school called Hollywood Arts. Andre begins falling for Tori, and Tori begins falling for Jade West. Does Jade feel the same about Tori? Is she grossed out? How do they get together? How does Andre and Tori get together? Jade/Tori with some Tori/Andrè and Jade/Beck Rated: T for coarse language
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,790 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/22/2016 - Published: 2/22/2016 - Tori V., Jade W., André H.
Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn 1- Part 1: Intruder In The Night by StormCloud7395 reviews
Poison Ivy tries to reveal to Harley Quinn her true feelings for her. While Harley once again screws up for the Joker which leads to all kinds of trouble. WARNING: CONTAINS MATURE CONTENT YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
Batman - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,246 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/13/2015 - Published: 10/21/2013 - [Poison Ivy, Harley Q.] Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Interesting Camping Experience by InfiniteJori reviews
Jade and Tori are forced to go camping along with the rest of the Hollywood Arts gang, and things don't go as expected. Jori smut.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,286 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 84 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Jade W., Tori V.
The Day After Valentines Day by Harper loves Alex reviews
Well it The Day After Valentines Day, Alex and Harper need to figure out what's going on with them and what to do with there boyfriends who want to wine and dine them for leaving them alone on Valentines day.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Alex R., Harper - Complete
Valentines Day by Harper loves Alex reviews
It's Valentines Day and the girl's end up having a romantic dinner with each other instead of there boyfriends.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Alex R., Harper - Complete
For Emeralddusk Halex Contest by Harper loves Alex reviews
Read inside to find out what kind of Halex this is :
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Alex R., Harper
Dripping Wet by roseredsdesire reviews
Sometimes making pizza has some amazing results, and Miley will forever be greatful to Lilly's creative and daring ideas, for ways to spend their night home alone. *ONESHOT* Liley
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,504 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Hannah M./Miley S., Lilly T./Lola L. - Complete
Bath time by Harper loves Alex reviews
It's inside kinda like Locker room fun. Halex as always
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Harper, Alex R. - Complete
Entwined by Morgan WhiteFang reviews
Who would have guessed Granger was a dyke? F/F. Hermansy. Pansy/Hermione. Drabble series. Chapt 3 up now.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Pansy P., Hermione G.
Her Lover by Youngauthor27 reviews
Hermione needs to come clean about her feelings for her friend. *This story is NOT cannon compliant.*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Hermione G., Pansy P. - Complete
Alive by icefire-lioness reviews
Much against her wishes - as she attempts to tell herself - Hermione is roped into tutoring one Pansy Parkinson. The results are far more interesting than anything Hermione could ever have come up with herself. Pansy, on the other hand... HG/PP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Hermione G., Pansy P. - Complete
Please by Crimson Darkness8 reviews
Pansy is not as in control as she would like to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,278 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Hermione G., Pansy P. - Complete
One Night and Many More by Amphitrite II reviews
Pansy visits Hermione at night. :::Hermione/Pansy femslash:::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Hermione G., Pansy P. - Complete