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Username inspired by TheUglyOne's (I'm not making up the username) "The Fool on Melancholy Hill" story. I love the mix of The Beatles song "The Fool on the Hill" and the Gorillaz song "Melancholy Hill." It was so creative, I just had to steal it. :)

Hey guys, so I have about...2 or 3 other fanfiction accounts, but they all have stories (more specifically stories with UP THERE ratings) that I'd rather not offer to the people who I know, so this is my school-influenced account that I'm giving to my awesome classmates taking the time to read this! So, since I've done the whole "profile" thing so many times before, I'm feeling really lazy with this one. Therefore, please don't hold my horrible introduction against me.

Favorite books: Harry Potter, the Merlin Trilogy...um...my brain just had a seizure, so moving on.

Favorite TV shows: (this is the part I'm waiting for, of course): Merlin, Battlestar Galactica, Boys Over Flowers, Merlin, Merlin, Merlin, and a heck of a lot of Merlin!

Favorite bands/musicians: The Beatles (SO yummy...), Florence and The Machine, Regina Spektor, Heather Dale, Gorillaz, Big Bang

Favorite romantic pairings:

Merlin/Arthur (Merlin) A.K.A. Merthur (LET'S CELEBRATE, GUYS! MERTHUR IS OFFICIALLY CANON!!!!! WOOOOOOO!)

Paul McCartney/John Lennon (The Beatles) A.K.A. McLennon

Murdoc/2D (Gorillaz)

Murdoc/Cyborg Noodle (Gorillaz)

William Adama/Saul Thai (Battlestar Galactica)

Bradley James/Colin Morgan (These are actually just the actors who play Arthur and Merlin respectively...-whisper-we all know the two of you are together!!!) A.K.A. Brolin

Aragorn/Legolas (Lord of the Rings)

Amane/Hyoue (Her Majesty's Dog)

Church/Tucker (Red vs. Blue) A.K.A. Chucker (oh, that always cracks me up!)

Simmons/Grif (Red vs. Blue)

Donut/Caboose (Red vs. Blue)

Shilo/Graverobber (Repo! The Genetic Opera)

Graverobber/Nathan Wallace a.k.a. Repo Man (Repo! The Genetic Opera)

Midna/Link (The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess) A.K.A. Mink

Ghirahim/Link (The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword) A.K.A. Ghiralink (Does Ghirahim even REALIZE how many uncomfortable implications he fits into each individual sentence?)

Sirius Black/Remus Lupin (Harry Potter--"Hugged like brothers, my ARSE!")

Harry Potter/Ron Weasley (Harry Potter--This pairing I'm iffy on, but there are points in the movies where I'm like: They're together.)

Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter)

Draco Malfoy/Severus Snape (Harry Potter)

James Potter/Lily Evans (Harry Potter)

Shawn Spencer/Carlton Lassiter a.k.a. Lassie (Psych) A.K.A. Shassie

G-Dragon/T.O.P. a.k.a. Kwon Jiyong/Choi Seung-hyun (Big Bang--I just have to establish: T.O.P., you make me melt. And GD is so CUTE! I can totally understand why you're secretly lovers -just a disclaimer, I have no idea what these two, or any of the Big Bang boys for that matter, do in their spare time-) A.K.A. G-T.O.P.

Kyoya Otori/Tamaki Suou (Ouran High School Host Club) A.K.A. Kyomaki

Sebastian Michaelis/Ciel Phantomhive (Kuroshitsuji--I was iffy on this pairing when I first started the show, do to my wariness of a seemingly pedophilic relationship, but after a lot of hard thought, I've determined that Ciel Phantomhive is clearly meant to have developed past the point of childhood based on his experiences and opinions and lust for revenge, as the whole series is based on. As for the argument that it's gross since Sebastian is supposedly an unknown number of years older than Ciel--We don't know how much older, but I'm guessing a couple centuries since he joked in one episode that he'd met an Egyptian ruler once--I only have one thing to say. In Twilight, Edward is 92 years older than Bella, and we let that slide. Therefore, I think we can cut Sebastian, the demon from hell who's a million times cooler than Edward, a little bit of slack.) A.K.A. Sebaciel

And lots more that I just can't remember right now! :P I apologize in advance to all my classmates in respects to my annoying habit of slashing every boy/boy relationship out there.

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Guys, guess what I just realized:

Merlin plus Arthur = Merthur

Bradley plus Colin = Brolin

And Merthur plus Brolin = MERLIN

OH. MY. GOD.

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My Proof of Merthur Love (I originally wanted to put this on a T-shirt and wear it around school, but apparently it's NOT appropriate to promote a homosexual "homophobes suck" revolution during the day):

1. Arthur gives merlin suggestive remarks.

2. They would risk their lives for each other countless times

3. Merlin moans Arthur's name in his sleep...I could stop right there if I wanted.

4. Despite the fact that they're "just friends" Arthur has a strict rule ONLY with Merlin: no hugging.

5. Arthur never actually says he LOVES Gwen (Because he actually loves Merlin)

6. Even the Slash Dragon and Merlin's own mother know there's something going on. In their own words, "You are two sides of the same coin."

7. Arthur believes Merlin about anything, solely based on his word.

8. Arthur protects Merlin 24/7

9. "Some men are born to plow fields, some live to be great physicians, others to be great kings. Me, I was born to serve you, Arthur. And I'm proud of that. And I wouldn't change a thing." Commence tensional romantic gaze of power!!

10. By the end of the series, Merlin is prepared to murder an innocent if it means keeping Arthur safe...which is super attractive.

11. They confess their love to each other so many times it isn't even funny. Don't deceive yourselves.

12. Merlin makes Arthur whole.
Example:
"How can it be my destiny to protect someone who hates me?"
"One cannot truly hate that which makes it whole. Very soon, you shall learn that, Emrys."

13. Everything Merlin does is for Arthur--his words, not mine.

14. I think it says a lot that, firstly, merlin's little relationship with Freya lasts about one full episode, and secondly, that there is no additional relationship later on in the series.

15. I also think it says a lot that there is no final "I love you" scene between Arthur and Guinever in the finale of the series, yet Arthur dies in Merlin's arms and is saying "Just hold me."

16. They literally ARE each other's destinies, for goodness sakes!

17. The "Arthur and Guinever" theme song, which plays in no other scenes thoughout the whole series besides the "ooey-gooey" scenes between this couple plays for the first time out of that context in the final episode when Arthur tells Melrin he's sorry for how he's always treated him.

18. The Slash Dragon (...Oh, his name is Kilgharrah...?) said they're together, and who are we to deny the almighty Slash Dragon?

19. The producer of the show finalized that Merthur is a canon pairing, and therefore implied throughout the show.

20. Some Princes marry Wizards. GET OVER IT.

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Why the Slash Dragon is awesome:

For all my buddies who have ever seen even one episode of Merlin (or were put apon when I force-fed you information about the show), you may know of the dragon Kilgharrah, who is the "wise old man" in this series that gives Merlin all his advice...except, he's a fire-breathing dragon...anyway.

You may be wondering why I'm calling him the Slash Dragon if you don't typically read fanfictions that have boy/boy pairings in them. Slash, my friends who are totally missing out on something super awesome, is the fanfiction term for a boy/boy pairing. It's become a typicial fad among the Merthur fandom to call Kilgharrah the "Slash Dragon" because he gives us all of our fuel in proving Merthur love.

Seriously, pretty much every time Merlin talks to him he either says something about how Arthur is Merlin's destiny or how Merlin must keep Arthur safe. Anyway, Slash Dragon; you are my hero and the Merthur fandom LOVES YOU!!!!

(P.S. it would be super awesome if you were to sweep in and carry Guinevere away...preferably forever...then she'd stop stealing Arthur's attention from MERLIN.)

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In reference to my Mclennon obession that I haven't paid NEAR enough attention to on this profile:

Mclennon, as is stated at the top of this profile, is Paul McCartney/John Lennon slash, who were both members of The Beatles. A lot of times when I tell people about my obesession with this pairing they say stuff like "that's gross" and "They're like a trillion years old" and all I have to say to that is that Paul McCartney was fifteen and John Lennon was seventeen when they met. That is all.

Anyway, my theory: Yoko Ono ruined EVERYTHING, and were it not for her, the Beatles never would have broken up, consequentially never splitting John up from Paul.

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McLennon quotes that are ADORABLE!!!!:

"When I first auditioned them I said, 'Who's going to be the leader, is it John or Paul?' Such an odd couple really, because they were different and yet very similar, both had big egos, both very good songwriters, but they needed each other like mad."
--George Martin

"Looking back, we were like college kids. We had lots of great times. Sometimes I picture John and I wandering down the streets of Liverpool, dressed in black, in tight trousers--drain pipes, we used to call them--with our guitars slung over our shoulders and without a thought in the world that there was ever going to be this group called the Beatles or that it would be a phenomenon. We were just two kids with no money. One day we walked into a sweet shop, and John bought some chocolate. He said, 'would you like half?' I said, 'Wow you're willing to share your chocolate with me?' What a dude! The things that stay most in my memory ar the smallest things, the ordinary things."
--Paul McCartney

"I remember being shocked one day when John started worrying about how people would remember him when he was gone. It was an incredibly vulnerable thing for him to come out with. I said to him then, 'They'll remember you as a genius because that's what you are. But you won't give a crap because you'll be up there flying across the universe.'"
--Paul McCartney

"I remember I had a girlfriend called Celia. I must have been 16 or 17, about the same age as her...we went out one evening and for some reason John tagged along, I can't remember why it was. I think he'd thought I was going to see him, I thought I'd cancelled it and he showed up at my house. But he was a mate, and he came on a date with this Celia girl, and at the end of the date she said, 'Why did you bring that dreadful guy?' And of course I said, 'Well, he's all right really.' And I think, in many ways, I always found myself doing that. It was always, 'Well, I know he was rude; it was funny, though, wasn't it?'"
--Paul McCartney

"And I was thinking about the way you are in life, and when you're guys you goof around a lot, but you don't actually sit down and say, 'John, let me just tell you: I think you're a terrific person, I think you're a marvelous musician, and I really love you.'"
--Paul McCartney

"In the beginning it was a constant fight between Brian and Paul on one side and me and George on the other. Brian put us in neat suits and shirts and Paul was right behind him. I didn't dig that and I used to try and get George to rebel with me. My little rebellion was to have my tie loose, with the top button of my shirt undone, but Paul'd always come up and put it straight."
--John Lennon

"John: I was trying to put it 'round that I was gay, you know--I thought that it would throw them off...dancing at all the gay clubs in Los Angeles, flirting with the boys, but it never got off the ground.
Q: I think I've only heard that lately about Paul.
John: Oh, I've had him, he's no good."

"I don't often get nostalgic, but the memory of sitting listening to records in John's bedroom is so lovely, a nice nostalgic feeling, because I realise just how close I was to John. It's a lovely thought to think of a friend's bedroom then. A young boy's bedroom is such a comfortable place, like my son's bedroom is now; he's got all his stuff that he needs: a candle, a guitar, a book. John's room was very like that. James reminds me very much of John in many ways: he's got beautiful hands. John had beautiful hands."
--Paul McCartney

"I've got a few heroes, but if I really have to plump for one, well howsabouts...John?"
--Paul McCartney

"John used to say, 'I'm the leader of this group!' and we used to say, 'It's only because you fricking shout louder than anyone else!' It wasn't as if we didn't know how to do that, it was just nobody wanted to shout and be so uptight about it. Nobody cares as much as he did about being the leader. Actually I have always quite enjoyed being second. I realised why it was when I was out riding: whoever is first opens all the gates. If you're second you just get to walk through. They've knocked down all the walls, they've taken all the singing nettles, they take all the crap and whoever's second, which is dang near to first, waltzes through and has an easy life. You're still up with number one. Number one still needs you as his companion, so I think my relationship to John is something to do with his attitude."
--Paul McCartney

"Are you kidding? Of course I bloody miss it. I'm sitting in the room with John, him with me. Believe me, we're both pretty good editors. We were young turks. We were smartallacs. And we did some amazing things. I would love him to be here now, saying, 'Don't bloody do that!'--or, more wonderfully, 'That's great!' So yeah, I really had the greatest writing partner."
--Paul McCartney on working with John Lennon

"At least once a tour, that song just gets me. I'm singing it, and I think I'm OK, and I suddenly realise it's very emotional and John was a great mate and a very important man in my life, and I miss him, you know? It happened at the first show, in Gijon: I was doing fine, and I found myself doing a thing I've done in soundcheck, just repeating one of the lines: 'I love you, I love you, I love you.' I did that and I thought, 'That's nice--that works.' And then I came to finish the song, to do the last verse, and it was, 'Oh crap--I've just totally lost it.'"
--Paul McCartney on "Here Today"

"I was thinking the other day about the achievements people want in life. It was sort of shocking as I started to think of some of mine. Let's say, imagine being the guy who wrote with John Lennon? Jesus Christ, I mean, what about that? The guy. Let's just go over this again: The guy that wrote with John Lennon. Are you kidding? I have such an admiration for John, like most people. But to be the guy who wrote with him--well, that's enough. Right there you could retire, and go, "Jesus, I had a fantastic life. Take me, Lord."
--Paul McCartney

"And, in the same respect, the creativity of songwriting had left Paul and me...well, by the mid-sixties it had become a craft. And yet...a different kind of thing comes in. It's like a love affair. When you first meet, you can have the hots for twenty-four hours a day for each other. But after fifteen or twenty years, a different kind of sexual and intellectual relationship develops, right? It's still love, but it's different. So there's that kind of difference in creativity, too. As in a love affair, two creative people can destroy themselves trying to recapture that youthful spirit, at twenty-one or twenty-four, of creating without even being aware of how it's happening."
--John Lennon

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The reasons that John loves Paul, created with a "little" help from the "Daily Odd Compliment" page;

The reasons I love you, Mister James Paul McCartney:

1. You're more important to me than my favorite pair of socks. And you know how I hate cold feet and love warmth and comfort.

2. Hanging out with you is more fun than playing with a coloring menu at a restaurant. And sometimes those menus have a maze.

3. You're so sexy, I just can't keep my eyes off of you. Unless we decide to play hide and seek. Because I play by the rules, and the rules clearly bloody state, "No peeking."

4. If I were to take all the little things I like about you, and mix 'em up in a blender, the result would be a strawberry milkshake. Because those are friggin' good.

5. I pretty much only feel comfortable when I'm around you. You're like the sweatpants of my life.

6. If you were one of the three little pigs, and I was the big bad wolf, instead of blowing your house down, I would blow you kisses. And I would, like, wink at you and shit.

7. Being with you is fun. I always get in a weird mood and need attention. And you're like, "Okay, I'll give you attention." And I'm like, "Yay! You're so fun."

8. I'd really like to replace my body pillow with you sometime. Or all the time. Or only on the weekends. I'm flexible. And I know you are, too...

9. If airplanes in the night sky were like shooting stars, I would make sure you never went on another flight. Because that sounds really unsafe.

10. If you were a cupcake, I'd definitely eat you. And then I'd feel really guilty, knowing that I ate the best cupcake in the world. And, obviously, that I ate my best friend, as well.

11. Sometimes my brain shuts off, where I sort of just zone out for a while. And it's nice to know that when I snap out of it, I can turn to you and be like, "I think we should by a lion." And you'll give it some serious consideration.

12. It's fun to hang out with you because if I start using an accent, you'll start using an accent, and then it's a game and not weird at all.

13. I love the little things that you do that you don't realize you're doing.

14. It's weird to act cool in front of you because whenever I see you, my brain is like, "This person is good looking, say something stupid." And I'm like, "Awesome idea, brain." And then I want to say something stupid because I'm an idiot.

15. You're brilliant at making it seem like you know what you're talking about.

16. I want to run away with you. Actually, that's not true. I want to walk away with you. Running sucks.

17. I would love to spend every minute of every day with you, but sometimes I actually have to get stuff done.

18. Sometimes when I see you, I just want to run and hug you. But I don't do that because it actually happens all the time, and I don't want to run that much.

19. Sometimes you say things and it makes me think that you know what I'm thinking, and then I start to think that we're the same person, but we're not, but we're close, and that's weird, but it's fun.

20. I really want to tell you how much I like you, but then you'd know.

21. If someone asked me to describe you in one word, I would be like, "What?" Because I'm not that quick on my feet and the first thing that would come to mind would be more than one word and then I'd lose. I'm sorry. You deserve better than that.

22. I don't know how many pillows there are in the world, but I know there aren't enough to replace you. And that's including body pillows.

23. I wish more things smelled like you. Like all of my clothes. Or some of my clothes, and also my pillow.

24. When I'm with you, there's no such thing as a bad day. Okay, that's not true. But when you're around the days suck a lot less.

25. Thank you for not thinking I'm weird. I mean, we both know I'm weird, but you accept it, and that makes me happy.

26. I like that no matter what we're doing, or who we're with, I can just give you a look, and you'll know exactly what I'm thinking.

27. I think the hardest part about being your friend is making it seem as though I like my other friends as much as I like you. Which is just ridiculous.

28. You're like a hug that lasts longer than it should, but it doesn't enter that awkward stage where you're like, "Okay, that's enough." It's more like, "I did not expect this much love."

29. I like holding your hand. Because sometimes I don't know what to do with my hands, and then I see you, and I'm like, "Ah, there we go."

30. I can't sew. But if I could, I would sew your hand into my pocket. Because then I'd always have you by my side.

31. Growing up sucks, and playing with you is so much better. I just want to do that all the time. And it's not fair that I can't. It's like, what was the point of even having birthday wishes?

32. I don't know why, but when you do embarrassing things, I find it strangely attractive.

33. One day, I'm going to own a boat. And you know what I'm gonna put in that boat? You. And also life jackets. I mean, we can have fun and all, but safety comes first.

34. If you were a tree, I would climb the shit out of you. And then play with your branches. And then when your leaves fell off, I would rake them into a large pile and take a picture. Because I don't want to smash your leaves. Those are your leaves. And they're beautiful.

35. I can't imagine my life without you. And I have a very active imagination, so I should totally be able to do it. But I can't.

36. I always think you're attractive. Even on the days when you're like, "Screw it! I'm not trying to bloody impress anybody..." Yeah, even on those days you can color me impressed.

37. If we walked into an elevator together, I would quickly push all the buttons, so I could spend more time with you. That's assuming, of course, that our destination was near the top floor. Otherwise, we'd just be screwing over the next person in the elevator.

38. Not only would I catch a grenade for you, but I'd also toss that shit back. Nobody throws a grenade at you and gets away with it.

39. I know I'm weird, but sometimes it makes you laugh, and that just makes me super happy.

40. Being an adult is hard sometimes. And on days like that, it's nice to know that I can throw a childish tantrum and you won't judge me for it.

41. You're so hot, you could melt the homes of polar bears. But I know you wouldn't do that. And even if you did, the polar bears would understand. That last part is not true, by the way. The polar bears would be upset.

42. I like having you as my friend because if I randomly assign rules to a game I just made up, you'll actually follow those rules and start playing.

43. You know that song we like, "Sweet Caroline"? Well, I think it was written about you. The reason Neil Diamond used "Caroline" instead of your name, is because your beauty was so strong that it put him into a coma. Unfortunately, he couldn't remember your name when he woke up, so he just decided to go with his current location at the time, South Carolina. The misspelling is merely a side effect of the coma.

44. If I had a time machine, I would go back to the Cretaceous period, domesticate your favorite dinosaur, bring him into the future, use their science to miniaturize him, then go back to present day and give him to you as a pet. Because that's what best friends do.

45. I'm so glad we're friends because other people simply do not understand my sense of humor, and then I just come across as weird, when really, what I said should have received a laugh. But with you that's not a problem.

46. You're so sexy, children 17 and under aren't even allowed to look at you, without parental supervision.

47. If I had a nickel for every time I thought about you, people would be like, "What're you doing with all those nickels? That's too many nickels." And they would be wrong.

48. You're as cute as a kitten who fell in the tub and can't get out. Haha. Silly kitten, you don't belong in there.

49. If I could turn you into a dog, I wouldn't. Because dogs die after, like, 10 years, and I'd be pretty upset if that happened to you.

50. I love being on your team for guessing games because we basically have our own code, where I'll just be like, "The opposite of blue." And you'll be like, "Penguin!" And then we'll laugh because that's what it was.

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I guess this is the part where I'm supposed to talk about my actual WRITING (Blah, what a hassle).

Currently, I'm working on a Merthur piece that I'm calling "A is for Arrogant." This was inspired by a sixth grade SS project that I had (classmates reading might remember it) where the objective was to create an alphabet book--just in case I hadn't learned my ABC's by then--of social studies terms that we'd learned throughout the year. I was sort of thinking throughout that day when she gave us the assignment, "I should really write a short and sweet Merthur oneshot..." and thus, A is for Arrogant was born.

It's an alphabetical list of words to describe Arthur all from Merlin's point of view, along with little stories to go along with each. Originally, as I said, it was intended to be a oneshot, but some of the "little" stories turned out to be bloody MONSTERS of chapters (seriously, right now I'm only up to letter G and I have eighteen pages on microsoft, size 11 font) so I'm gonna split it up by letter.

Some of the stories are longer than others--one of them takes up a full THREE LINES!--all of them are Merthur. Once again, ORIGINALLY I was going to keep all of them relatively light-hearted and more humorous than heavy, but my inner obsessive fangirl kicked in while I was writing and I ended up going a lot more in-depth with the relationship than I previously intended. As a result, some of them are modestly cute, some are humorous, some are angsty, and some have enough fluff to form a small kitten!

Anyway, as I said, I'm currently finishing up G, so it'll take a while before I'm comfortable posting it, but I'm trying to keep you guys posted. :)