![]() I am cute very determined rude when i need to be i watch almost every reality show loyal loving im team cullen and volturi. This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died.Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love. I promise to remember Bella Each time I carelessly fall down And I promise to remember Edward When ever I'm out of town I promise to obey traffic laws For Charlie's sake of course And I promise to remember Jacob When my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Carlisle When ever I am in the Emergency Room And I promise to remember Emmett Every time there's a huge boom I promise to to remember Rosalie When ever I see something that holds pure beauty And I promise to remember Alice When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me I promise to remember Renesmee When I see that beautiful bronze hair. And I promise to remember Esme When someone tells me they care I promise to remember Jasper Whenever my stomach isn't curled And I promise to remember the Volturi When someone speaks of dominating the world Yes I promise to love Twilight Wherever I may go So that all may see my obsession Because I know what the Twilighters know. I have been diagnosed with Obsessive Cullen Disorder. Put this on your profile if you have it too :D |
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