Ships: Percabeth, Brambleflight(BramblestarxSquirrelflight), Locklyle(OTP!!!), SadiexWalt, Zarter, Anisoka(siblings relationship), Adrienette, Cubbones, Obikinsoka (platonic bickering), Kanej, Wesper, Matthina(Mattina??) Gender: Female There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE its weird. If you agree copy and paste this to your profile. I've always been different from everyone else. I will never be normal. Uniqueness is a gift. If you have it enjoy it. Don't try to be normal it's useless. Be yourself. If other people don't like you that's their problem. If this is true about you copy and paste add your name to the list. Skipper917, Dr.BlowholeLuv, Aquade, ligersrcool, InfinityLocklyle, The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this as you're profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you wont put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will. If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile. Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. Lucy: Do I ever cross your mind? Lockwood: No Lucy: Do you like me? Lockwood: No Lucy: Do you want me? Lockwood: No Lucy: Would you cry if I left? Lockwood: No Lucy: Would you live for me? Lockwood: No Lucy: Would you do anything for me? Lockwood: No Lucy: Choose--me or your life Lockwood: My life Lucy runs away in shock and pain and Lockwood runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile. MEEP PLAGUE!!!!!!! If you have ever said or commented meep, copy and paste this onto your profile. FAKE VS. REAL FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!” FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you. FAKE FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. REAL FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FAKE FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. REAL FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours. FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' ass that left you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!” FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life. FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better! FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out. FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this. REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it. Fanfiction: Because 87% of all original endings suck. Fanfiction: Because 95% of all plot twists are either predictable or stupid. Fanfiction: Because my favorite characters always die. Fanfiction: Because sometimes evil deserves to win. Fanfiction: Because sometimes authors just don't know which of their own characters go together best. Fanfiction: Because most authors aren't willing to write multiple versions of their stories just so we can see every possibility that arises. Fanfiction: Because all stories shouldn't have an ending; there should always be another adventure. Fanfiction: Because sometimes there's no one your age and gender who you can relate to. Fanfiction: Because sometimes you want to be in that story yourself. Fanfiction: Because sometimes you have no other way to express the ideas in your head. Fanfiction: Because it's an escape. Fanfiction: Because it's okay to be trash for a ship. If I was in Star Wars as a Padawan, I would want Anakin Skywalker to be my master. (If you agree, put this on your profile) If you have siblings that drive you crazy copy and paste this into your profile. OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing. Sometimes, a person just needs a sympathetic pat... on the head... with a hammer... I didn't slap you. I just high-fived your face. "Stand up for what you believe in, even if it means standing alone" - Andy Biersack YOU MAY BE OBSESSED WITH STAR WARS IF: (from lunarchroniclesandcockatiels) ... your favorite book of the Bible is Luke. ... you've memorized the Jedi code. ... you refer to children as 'younglings,' elevators as 'turbolifts,' and bathrooms as 'refreshers.' ... you have looked for Ewoks when entering a wooded area. ... you have attempted to use a glowstick as a miniature weapon. ... when an object was out of your reach, you have extended your hand toward it and expected it to come to you. ... you wave you hand in front of you to open automatic doors. ... you have quoted lines from the Star Wars movies unintentionally. ... you have ever been surprised to open a refrigerator and find that the milk is not blue. ... you know how to write in Aurebesh. ... you have ever insulted someone by calling them 'sleemo.' ... you have painted or drawn a picture in which there are at least two suns in the sky. ...every time someone says the words "A long time ago," you have to finish it with "In a galaxy, far, far away..." ... you understand any of this. 36 ways to tick off Darth Vader (Adapted from lunarchroniclesandcockatiels's profile.) 1. Call him Ani. 2. Tell him you've taken up podracing as a hobby. Ask him to give you lessons. 3. Ask him if he ever knew "A cute senator from Naboo." If he says something or stays silent, say, "Ooh, Ani's got a girlfriend!" 4. Walk around tripping every other step. If he asks you what you're doing, say, "Mesa Jar Jar Binks!" 5. Imitate his breathing. 6. Steal his lightsaber and replace it with a hot pink one. 7. Blame it on Tarkin. 8. Show off your toaster that makes your toast shaped like his mask. 9. When he does something really evil, shake your finger and say, "Now, now, Ani, would your mother approve of that?" 10. Have emotional conversations with him. Bring up Qui-Gon. 11. Follow him around singing "The Song That Never Ends." 12. Ask him how he goes to the bathroom in that suit. 13. Paint his TIE fighter yellow. 14. Stare at him. When he asks you what you're doing, say that you can't see how an evil jerk like him could've ever been a Jedi. 15. Whistle in his ear. When he comes after you, hide behind a stormtrooper. 16. Poke his shoulder. 17. Call him an "evil creep with a dysfunctional family." 18. Tell him he looks like a droid. 19. Sign him up for a ballet class. 20. Make up words to the Imperial March (Vader’s Theme). Sing them whenever he enters a room. 21. Jab him with a stick. 22. Talk like Yoda all the time. 23. Ask him to play Battlefront with you. If he does, make him be the Rebels. 24. Tell him his mask looks stupid. 25: Ask him if he's seen Obi-Wan lately. 26: Stick refrigerator magnets to him. 27: Follow him around talking about the similarities between his life and Avatar: the Last Airbender. 28: Talk about how his life was like Luke's. Say, "It's almost like you're related!" 29: Tell him that you find his son attractive. 30: Ask him if he likes twins. 31: Whenever he gets close to you, pretend that you're being Force-choked. Loudly. 32: Have a loud conversation with a wall when he's nearby. If he asks you what you're doing, say that you're talking to Qui-Gon and that he's very disappointed. 33: Call him Dear Old Darthy, especially when you're near someone. 34: Ask him if he wants to buy some death sticks. Be sure to talk like that guy in the bar in Episode II who tried to sell some to Obi-Wan. 35: After doing number 30, tell him that you dumped Luke for Jabba the Hutt. 36: Tell him his Padawan snogged Lux Bonteri. When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. [I HATE it when that happens.] When someone asks for a volunteer, I stand up and yell "I volunteer as tribute!!!" Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. Worst time to have a heart attack: during a game of charades. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 to reach out and slap someone. Don't knock on deaths door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is. The trouble with real life is that there is no background music. If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes. If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with nonsense. I'm the type of girl that manages to plan a whole world domination in History class. A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. "We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do." You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder! -That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before. -Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. -Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls. Whoever said "Words don't hurt" obviously hasn't gotten a hard-back encyclopedia thrown at his head before. Behind every great man is a woman shaking her head and rolling her eyes. I'm gonna live forever!...Or die trying. Anyone else having trouble getting to Narnia? Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies. Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head. Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I will not follow. If you want to walk besides me, go for it, but don't expect a big reaction... Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? Give a person a fish, you feed them for a day. Give a person a computer, they'll order all their food online. Growing old is mandatory . . . but growing up is optional. If you're that person who checks their email every few minutes to see if anyone reviewed/favorite/alerted/PM'd you, copy and paste this onto your profile. There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves. Hardest Job Ever: Working in a bubble wrap factory...Imagine the self-control needed! If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile. If that inanimate object now hates you because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile. The Percy Jackson pledge: I promise to remember Percy Whenever I'm at sea I promise to remember Annabeth Whenever a spider comes at me I promise to protect nature For Grover's sake of course I promise to remember Luke When my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Chiron Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride'' I promise to remember Tyson Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side I promise to remember Thalia Whenever a friend is scared of heights I promise to remember Clarisse Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright I promise to remember Bianca Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother I promise to remember Nico Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others I promise to remember Zoe Whenever I watch the stars I promise to remember Rachel Whenever a limo passes my car. I promise to remember The Stolls when my home is beginning to unsettle. I promise to remember Bekendorf whenever I see someone working metal. I promise to remember Silena whenever a friend takes one for the team I promise to remember Michael Yew whenever I see a smile that gleams. I promise to remember Briares whenever I see someone playing hand games. I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth whenever I see a cloth in flames. I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos whenever I see someone go against the odds. Yes I promise to remember PJO Wherever I may go FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), ChiyoChiyamamoto (USA), Crazy-Monkey13 (USA) Mittensx7768 (USA), Darkness Incarnated (USA), monkeygirl77 (USA), Secret (Scotland UK), dragonswoe (England), awesomeninja09 (USA), lunarchroniclesandcockatiels (USA) -If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. -IF Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3. Never annoy a writer. She may put you in a book and kill you. BE WARNED! Only some people can find the the error in this message A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z So what's the error? In the first sentence there are 2 "the". Weird how you haven't noticed until you read the answer... If you did get the answer on the first try you're a genius!!! -If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. -If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile. -If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. -If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer. -If you have ever copy and pasted something copy and paste this onto your profile. -If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace and Facebook, copy this onto your profile. -If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this onto your profile. -If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this onto your profile. -If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours. -If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile. -If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put this on your profile. -If you have your own little world, copy and paste this onto your profile. -If you have a very wide range of interests, copy this onto your profile. -If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this onto your profile -If you squeal/nyah/make any high pitched noise after seeing something really, really cute, copy and paste this onto your profile -If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that needs to exist, PLEASE copy and paste this onto your profile -If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this onto your profile. -If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word and you do at random moments, copy and paste this onto your profile -If you have added the names of characters of any anime/game/ect. to your word dictionary because you were getting sick of seeing that stupid red squiggly line all over the place while writing fanfiction, copy and paste this onto your profile. -If you're a fangirl and freakin' proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile.-You post this in your profile with names of people who did this as well. (yay! Spread the...list!XD) Stickbug11, Iris Princess 6-7, Waterfall13, SilverWaterBombadil (:3), hiddeninthelibrary, Queen Of the Hippocrates, Booknerds22202, lunarchroniclesandcockatiels, InfinityLocklyle "There's a light at the end of the hallway." "I don't see it." "That's because your eyes are closed." If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile\ I am that girl, The one who likes book more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy The one who always wonders what she did wrong The one who writes to escape The one who just wants to help The one that really wants to make a difference The one that sticks to her values The one that refuses to believe that this is it The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow The one who won't give in The one won't give up -by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this. How to tell you're an Author 1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written. 2. You spend a long time coming up with your character's names 3. You often imagine your books becoming movies. 4. Spell check is your best friend. 5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background. 6. You hesitate before killing of one of your favorite characters. 7. You smile really big when your gonna finally write a character love scene. 8. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym. 9. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence. 10. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written. 12. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better. 13. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself. 14. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time. 15. If your note writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly. 16. You talk to yourself... constantly. 17. You forget what day it is when your writing. 18. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away. 19. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end. 20. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it. 21. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas. 22. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending. 23. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story. 24. You dream about your stories. 25. You dream of new stories. 26. Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing. 27. You tend to overthink everything. FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will pour theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will tell someone to go away if they are bothering you. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump their slushi on them. FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this stuff ASAP! Let's all go back to our first story. You'd signed up for your account and waited patiently for the waiting period before new users could post stories. And then, finally, you hit the post story button, and waited. Don't we all remember how excited we were when we checked the review count and see we'd actually gotten a review? We didn't even care if it was a three word "Good chapter, update." (even though we wished for more.) And as the reviews came in, you felt that smile creep across your face. The excitement (however small) you get when you see the review count go up is always enjoyable. Are we really so cruel as to deny someone that feeling? It only takes five minutes tops. Join the revolution, take the pledge and paste this onto your profile. I, InfinityLocklyle, pledge to always try to thoughtfully review every chapter of every story I read. I pledge to raise the review count, one chapter at a time. |
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