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![]() Author has written 9 stories for Shugo Chara!, Alice in Wonderland, and Peter Pan. Uh... it's been a while since I revised this. And I have to say, I am absolutely annoyed with my spazzy middle school self. I apologize to all who had to experience that. FIRST OF ALL GO SAY HEY TO SEARCHINGFORMYHEART BECAUSE SHE'S AWESOME AND LOVES YOU GUYS AND IS AN AMAZING WRITER AND OKAY YES DO IT. ILYSM MICHELLE YOU'RE FUCKING ADORABLE. My current project is called Normal, and it's a Shogo Chara! Kutau fic. Later, I plan to write more for Shugo Chara!, maybe some for Avatar: the Last Airbender, and maybe some for Anastasia, just cuz its my FAVORITE FUCKING MOVIE EVER. To those who knew me as the writer that didn't curse... Well that writer went to high school And came back With a new vocabulary. I've been asked a lot about myself so... here's the answers? If you care to read them. At first I didn't want to do this but it may make me more relatable to you guys and I'm all about making friends so... here we go. The no-indent thing on this really annoys me. I wanted to format this like a letter. Plus the autocorrect sucks. Ugh. Okay okay enough distractions. First off, I'd like to greet you all with a quote from the ever-flavorful, Robin Scherbatsky. My bitches, I'm currently sixteen years old, and in my junior year of high school. It's a public high school, and I can verify that it's just as bad and cliché as it's made out to be. I'm a girl, and I live in the United States (unfortunately). I'd love to live somewhere else. Honestly, it's not that I hate America or anything. I can't exactly explain it. I want desperately to see the world, and that includes places in the U.S. other than the relatively small city here. You know how people have a sense of home? That wherever they are is a place where they belong and they know people and feel secure? Where I am now, does not feel like home to me. My house, yes that feels like home. But as soon as I walk out the door, that disappears. My irrationally strong desire to leave does not stem from me "hating America", but more of a need to find home. Even if, I travel the world only to find that the only home that exists for me is here, I still don't think it'd be a worthless endeavor. Even if I knew I wouldn't find any home better than here, I'd still go. I need to see and find out for myself. I get hopelessly adventurously frustrated. Like, I am sixteen fucking years old. Why haven't I been whisked off on an expedition of epic proportions or been in battles or found something I shouldn't have or developed superpowers or something amazing. I don't think it's childish to wish for adventure. Peter Pan will always be one of my favorite children's movies. As will Anastasia. Why? Because they involve ordinary girls that have extraordinary adventures. And I want that. My sixteenth year has been pretty shitty so far. I'm extremely disappointed. I'm rather vertically challenged. Plain, dull brown hair, which is a hassle. It's insanely curly ever since I cut it short in freshman year. I'd really love to dye it some pastel color, but my parents would never let me. I have viciously boring green eyes, with a gold ring in the center. However, blind asshole of an ex-boyfriend insisted that they're blue. Oh yeah, we broke up. He wouldn't text me back for like a month. So I threw his ass out. Good riddance. If I could describe a major part of my life with one word, it would be music. I play viola, and have been playing for more than seven years. For those of you who don't know, a viola is like a violin, only bigger and deeper in pitch. Less whiny sounding. But not as big or deep as a cello. Writing music has always been a thing of mine. I guess I could sing and not break stuff. I've never taken lessons or anything. But fucking bands, man. Buy me tickets and I'll love you forever. Well, that's it for now. Feel free to PM me any questions. Or if you just want to say hey! I'd love that. I love you if you've read all the way through this. This is the huge list of stereotypes people have been copying and pasting into their profiles. I just deleted the ones that didn't apply to me, and wrote my responses to them. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. No. I love food. We have a very good relationship. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. True. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. Speaking your mind doesn't make you a bitch. Being a bitch makes you a bitch. I am both. I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. Everyone should go to hell tbh. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm too lazy. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I swear if oNE MORE PERSON ASKS ME TO GO FOUR-WHEELING I AM GOING TO LOOSE IT I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. Black is classic. Not necessarily goth or emo. I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. False. I THINK I’M PRETTY so I MUST be stuck up. I may hate myself sometimes but I will always be too good for you. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. Meh. I'm in-between. I don't like, party every weekend or anything, but I don't stay home all the time. Update: I now have a B. Fuck you, Mr. Sharp. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I dress for my damn self, bitches. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. If you think this, I could call you a hater. So there. We're even. I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. Nah guys my age are just nasty. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. No. I enjoy lunch. You people don't know what you're missing out on. Starving yourself can actually make you gain weight easier. Pay attention in health class, people. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. Single by choice, bitches. Get on my level. I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 Sometimes, that's what it feels like... I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I don't hate peo0le because they're gay. I hate everyone so I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. In some ways... I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm not blind wtf I know I'm pale af I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (have you ever met 2 people who are exactly alike??) We're all losers here then. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. Nah, I buy my Abercrombie from consignment shops, that shit is expensive lmao I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wish I could be a stripper but I haven't got the boobs I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. Maybe. I can't tell yet. Ask me again in a few years. I haven't had anything to drink but I definitely need something I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. Edit: HAHAHAHH WHAT WAS I THINKING I HAVE NO TALENT I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I'm just a bitch tbh. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. You know it. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling. Just making sure bitches stay in their lane I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak Lmao who even beats anyone up anymore just send me hateful emails get with the times I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I'm just an early 2000's pop punk fan and life is a nightmare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (girls and guys are equals, it’s just that simple) I hate everyone equally. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. True! I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I'm going to be that hot girl you see 5 years after high-school. Then, I'll smirk at you and you'll wish you still had a chance with me. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. Books don't say dumb things typically so I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED Duh. I just was. You just called me a person. How dare you. I'm offended. I'll accept apologies in the form of food or cash, thank you. I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast HAHAHAHA I'M REVISING MY PROFILE AND THIS IS SOOOOOO NOT TRUE NOW. High school changes you, man. That's all gone to hell. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm such a bitch. I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems At least I have a personal life. You're sitting here reading a stupid teen's profile on some fanfic website. Nice. Get a life dork. |
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