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Joined 05-31-13, id: 4758956, Profile Updated: 08-01-15
Author has written 6 stories for Friday the 13th, Firefly, and Resident Evil.

So, it all began with an 11 hour power cut a month ago, which was two weeks before I was due to attend the 2015 London Film and Comic Con, and I cannot begin to tell you just how much that sucked.

When the power came back on, the surge smashed through my surge protection, and blew up my PC power supply, along with my motherboard, and something else. The damage came to a total of £350. It would have been cheaper to replace the damaged parts, but it just seemed better to get a new one, and so I'm currently waiting for my new Beast to come to life.

After that, my broadband started going funky, with the wi-fi dropping 6-7 times a day, and my line completely going down, and taking my phone connection with it. I changed company, and it took three entire days to get any of my devices connected!

Anyway, the net is sorted out now, but I'm still waiting for my new Beast to arrive, so I'm stuck using a 10 inch screen on an Acer netbook that is so effing slow, it would lose a race to a sloth. I kid you not, it took 27 minutes the other day to load Facebook!

Total and utter nightmare.

My PC will make everything better, though. 10-core, 32gb RAM, 2x 2tb hard drives liquid cooling system, and basically it's being specifically built for gaming, which is good.

I only have a week or so left before I get it, which isn't too bad, and so I will leave with a note to say Caretaker will be updated whenever it's possible, and when this blooming netbook decides to work!

See you all soon,

Jude :)

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The Path We Choose by Carriesworld reviews
AU: What if Sephiroth hadn't lost his mind in Nibelheim? Sephiroth leaves ShinRa, joins Genesis, and Tifa is along for the ride after Nibelheim burns. Their mission:destroy ShinRa. Eventual Sephiroth/Tifa.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 276,793 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 12/30/2016 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Tifa L., Sephiroth - Complete
His Little Girl Is All Grown Up by innerurge1 reviews
House rethinks his relationship with Cameron. This is a character study of House and focuses on how a relationship with Cameron as a partner might affect his struggles with depression and addiction. This is an AU story that happens in parallel to canon events of season 6. If you haven't watched season 6, you will get spoiled.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 183,844 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/16/2016 - Published: 10/29/2015 - [G. House, A. Cameron] L. Cuddy, J. Wilson - Complete
Among Souls by Ajestice reviews
Ana was lost - in more ways than one - when Jason Voorhees found her. So he captured her. He had no choice, really. He never once imagined that she might capture him right back. It was her voice that got him first. Enthralling. Bewitching. And then it was her smile. And her laughter. And her touch. And then, finally, her love.
Friday the 13th - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 94,110 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 12/25/2015 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Jason V. - Complete
Fearless by Fyrefly reviews
A girl suffers trauma to her temporal lobe. The result: no fear. 1000 words per drabble. Prompt Submissions CLOSED.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 27,752 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Complete
A Fairytale by Chaimera reviews
A tale of magic and adventure in a land where, in my experience, anything can happen. R for language and adult situations.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,226 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/26/2005 - Published: 12/26/2004 - Complete
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Code: Project AURORA reviews
"I have little time remaining to get both Miss Redfield and I to my bunker on Coney Island. I can't afford to fail. I can't afford to have my C-Veronica virus to fall into the wrong hands. May all the Gods be on our side. This is doctor Lakshan Bhandari, PhD. The date is June 7th 2009. The patient is Miss Claire Redfield."
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,094 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 3/1 - Chris R., Jill V., Leon S. K., Claire R.
Love Me, Love My Licker reviews
In a world where humans and monsters thrive together, illegal breeding of Lickers brings Agent Kennedy to the rescue!
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/7 - Leon S. K., Claire R., Sherry B.
Lutz At First Sight reviews
Extra! Extra! Read All About It! On this day eight years ago, we here at Entertainment Weekly reported on the joining forces of River TAM, one-time principal soloist at Osiris City Corps Ballet, and three time champion and double silver medalist, Malcolm REYNOLDS. Join us NOW as we go back to the events that changed the world of figure skating forever...
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,458 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/30/2017 - Published: 6/21/2017 - Mal, River
Shroom reviews
Complete plotless nonsense.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2017 - Mal, R. Tam
Billy Goat Gruff reviews
Baby Wash gets a bedtime story.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2017 - Jayne, River - Complete
The Caretaker chapter 1 reviews
*UPDATED* Wanted: A caretaker to work year round at Camp Crystal Lake, 8,000 pcm, accommodation and car provided, medical and dental included. Position to be urgently filled. Please contact Sheriff Ross on (304) 278 3981. Elissa McCormack grabbed the phone and dialed, unknowing her desperation and destitution would see her solving a murder.
Friday the 13th - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,970 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 12/8/2013