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Honey, I Shrunk the Robots: An Official Rule Book by Scriptor Bellum reviews
Tally's got to set down a few ground rules for her little itty bitty Transformers, just to let them know who's boss. They can't be waging a war in her house, mini or otherwise. So, who's boss? The five foot tall organic, that's who! rated for safety
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,646 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 12/20/2012
If an Autobot, do NOT do the following (part 1) by hummergrey reviews
Humans and Transformers have to learn to coexist. Prank pulling twins, Ironhide, Ratchet, Annabelle Lennox, NEST, Sam and Mikaela, Wheelie, femmes Chromia Elita One Arcee, Bumblebee, Primes and the Allspark add to Prowl's problems, hence his rules. Stories, humor and adventure with Cybertron history as the Autobot forces grow, fight with Decepticons, and welcome new arrivals.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 75 - Words: 219,151 - Reviews: 1381 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Sam W., Mikaela B., Annabelle L., Bumblebee - Complete
Human Lover by Jade Sayre reviews
Sam kept to herself. She went to school, she ignored people, she went home, and she worked on projects. This was her life and she preferred it that way. However, when giant robots in the middle of a civil war and the government decide to drag her out of her simple life, Sam is more than a little ticked off. "The girl's blood pressure is worrying me, Optimus. May I sedate her?"
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 1,210 - Follows: 1,240 - Updated: 5/25/2018 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Sam W.
Will of Fire and Hearts of Steel by TheShatterpoint reviews
Kakashi and Naruto wake up in a weird world. Their sudden arrival to the deserts of Nevada draws the attention of both Autobots and Decepticons. Naruto/TF Prime crossover.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 90,064 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 5/16/2017 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Optimus Prime, Kakashi H.
Izumi Uzumaki the Alchemist Kuniochi by FunahoMisaki reviews
Izumi Curtis is reborn as none other than Fem!Naruto. With all of her memories and skills intact and the Kyuubi sealed in her stomach how will this voilent woman change the elemental countries? Note there will be major AU and OOC and definitely some Bashing of multiple characters whether big or small it's there at some point in time. Most often Sakura Sasuke bashing. T
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,767 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 1,447 - Updated: 4/20/2017 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Kurenai Y., Izumi C.
Rise of the Predacons by KrissyKat91 reviews
AU When a freak electrical storm triggers the residual AllSpark energy within him, Sam Witwicky finds himself stuck in a body not his own. However, the form the AllSpark has chosen to gift him with is... interesting, to say the least.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,928 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 3/24/2017 - Published: 3/15/2014 - Sam W. - Complete
Reach For The Sky by Eirenei reviews
Snippets of Harry's life with three giant robots. Who said that the life after Voldemort was boring?
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,646 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 1,084 - Updated: 12/31/2016 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Megatron, Barricade, Starscream, Harry P.
Free Falling by Hubero reviews
It's been over a year since Jaime met the Bots. The Cons are searching for something, but that's the least of Jaime's worries. Lately she's been dreaming of a horrible monster who calls himself the Fallen. And who is the prisoner plaguing her dreams? There's a storm coming that only Jaime can sense, and when it hits, she's going to be right in the center of it. "I Feel Home" Sequel
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,512 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 8/29/2016 - Published: 3/5/2013 - W. Lennox, Jazz, Optimus Prime, Sideswipe
Bae'que by EpikalStorms reviews
Five-year-old orphan Harry Potter passed on to the next great adventure before his really even began, due to the abuse and neglect of his so-called "family." The ones who were meant to judge his soul, the Valar, couldn't bear to, and instead sent him off to a chance at a better future. What will the elves of Middle Earth do when they find a lone, terrified elfling wandering around?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,410 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 2,657 - Follows: 3,419 - Updated: 8/3/2015 - Published: 4/1/2013
Ying Yang Fox: The Fire Daimyo's Harbinger by VFSNAKE reviews
A Daimyo shouldn't be weak. He should be strong. His subordinates should be too. After discovering the truth kept from him about a certain blonde boy, the Feudal Lord decides to change things, and make his life be for the better. Rating subject to change.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 81,392 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 3,605 - Follows: 3,305 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Naruto U.
Lisemwalo Lipo by Kurohane Ookami reviews
Elina Epps is living a pretty normal life. She's a PA at the local hospital, her best friend is her roommate, and they own their own house. But when her uncle gives her a call and offers her a once in a lifetime opportunity, she leaves everything behind to step into the world of NEST. OC/Ratchet
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 72 - Words: 189,738 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Ratchet - Complete
Raised by Robots by NuclearGhoul reviews
I was only 18 when I died. I didn't believe in reincarnation. But here I am. Reborn as an alien robot baby. Being raised by robots. The joy. Eventual JoltxOC. Rating subject to change.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,759 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Jolt, Ironhide
Rules For Not Getting Squished by StoleTheSpider reviews
A handy set of rules for living with the Autobots! Hopefully this saves you from annoying certain Autobots enough to result in you getting squished into a little human pancake on the ground... -Rated T to be safe!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 101,586 - Reviews: 1508 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Ironhide, Ratchet, Optimus Prime
I Feel Home by Hubero reviews
Jaime Hawthorne lost her parents to a car accident. Years later she thinks that her luck has finally changed after she is adopted. But strange things are happening. Like the voice she's been hearing from someone named Jazz. And why was that cop car following her? And what's with the weird vibe she always gets from that black pickup truck? And most importantly, what's the Allspark?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 79,662 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 10/15/2014 - Published: 11/28/2012 - W. Lennox, Ironhide, Jazz, Sideswipe - Complete
The One and Only by WingBladeWeaver1357 reviews
(Discontinued. I have no intention of rewriting this story) (There's just too many plot holes and grammar mistakes)
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 305,393 - Reviews: 1551 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 9/9/2014 - Published: 8/7/2012 - [Sideswipe, OC] W. Lennox, Bumblebee
Here Neko Neko Ben by Lightning-Flower01 reviews
Ben was just trying to help Blukic and Driba, when they accidentally turned him into a Neko! Now Ben has to deal with everyone cooing, petting, and cuddling him. Everyone except Rook that is. Especially when Ben loves him so much and Rook loves him just as much, but they haven't told each other. Rook/Ben. (Sorry for sucky summary).
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,706 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Ben T., Rook
Naruto: Shinobi Sorcerer by sheltie reviews
My first ever grand crossover. HP/Naruto. The characters from the Potterverse come to Naruto's to help guide the sunny blond to his future. Couples NaruTen, Kak/LL, H/Hr and others. Slightly follow Naruto canon. Powerful and smart Naruto. Sasuke bashing. Sakura bashing at the start. Rated M to be safe on Language and violence. Reposted chap 7 with small change.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 104,308 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Drabbles by LunarLacrimosa reviews
Random drabbles. Bunnies found on the 'net, random pairings, random ideas, anything. PM or review if you have suggestions! Rating subject to change per chapter. First chapter: Optimus is seven letters. Seven is a prime number. Chapter two: Cybertronians lay eggs. Sam finds this out when he finds Barricade's egg. Chapter three: It's winter and Miles dares Sam to lick Bumblebee.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 67,166 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 4/22/2014 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Optimus Prime, Sam W.
The Watcher at Highpass by NooShoak reviews
There are many stories to be told in this world... this is but one of them: the tale of the Dovahkiin, and the Dovah who would fight at his side. Rated T to be safe. Now Complete!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 124 - Words: 216,432 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
Konoha's Dovahkiin by Halo12094 reviews
Full summary inside, Strong/Smart/Semi-Dark Naruto. Pairings Naruto/Harem, Blood/Gore, Strong Language, Slight Assassin's Creed. NO FLAMERS! Reboot is up!
Crossover - Naruto & Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 138,148 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 2,580 - Follows: 2,491 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Naruto U., Tayuya, Aela, Serana
The Grand Councilprincess by FunahoMisaki reviews
What if a female Harry, Ali'i, was Magicks child and had been taken to the Grand Councilwoman to be raised safely? Lots of chaos and hilarity ensues of course. AU, OOCness, Manipulative/evil Dumbles. Dumbles, select Weaslys, Malfoy, and Gantu bashing and maybe others. Rated T for my deranged and twisted mind. Cute FemHarry though! Read and Review please.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lilo & Stitch - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,049 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 3/19/2014 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Harry P., Grand Councilwoman
Haru Nara: Shinobi and Wizarding Wars by Mein Liebling reviews
DISCONTINUED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. Seriously. Don't read this. It's crap.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,258 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Harry P., Shikamaru N.
Two Scarred Souls Heal Each Other by Vain Gloriousness reviews
Yaoi. Slash. Ibiki/Harry. With Hermione, Harry left the Wizarding World and traveled to the Elemental Countries. In Konoha, he builds a new life and business while falling into an unexpected romance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,017 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 2,842 - Follows: 3,130 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Harry P., Ibiki M.
Meet The Monster by ICHeart reviews
On his sixth birthday Naruto is abducted by ROOT and experimented on for 6 months before escaping and taking his revenge. What has Danzo unleashed upon the world! Godlike Naruto! Slightly Insane, but Morally strong Naruto!
Crossover - Hellsing & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,904 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 1,431 - Follows: 1,433 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Alucard, Naruto U.
Short Stuff by AndromedaAI reviews
Still recovering from the death of her parents, her grandparents give her a box of robotic action figures - some she recognised from her childhood. Though, when they come to life, how will she stop them from ripping each other's heads off?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,127 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Mirage, Bumblebee
The Incarnation of Cybertron by fealion reviews
Sparklings are everything. When a young woman is transported into the past and a different reality to save those Sparklings, NOTHING in the Transformers world will ever be the same.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 87,822 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Optimus Prime
Don't Mess With Me by bluebutterflywitch reviews
Claire never had the chance to have a normal life but when Death tells her that she could have a chance at a better life. she takes it. she knew what she was getting herself into but she never thought it would get this bad. what was she thinking? Fem/harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,760 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 5/21/2012
Shark in the Leaf by sakurademonalchemist reviews
The Three tails was tired of being used. Magic didn't want it's savior to grow up in a house where it could die from neglect. And someone needed to give the Fox kid a reason to hope. Magic and chakra combine to create one of the most deadly water users in the Elemental countries and the one who abandoned Haru on that doorstep is going to pay.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,606 - Reviews: 1096 - Favs: 4,520 - Follows: 4,694 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Mere Mechanic Art by nebroadwe reviews
Miko Nakadai, cross-cultural relations specialist, has a new project. Jack is dubious until he begins to suspect it might serve a purpose after all.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Jack D., Miko N., Ultra Magnus - Complete
Life's Challenges by CocoLab reviews
Karen Darby lives in Jasper, Nevada with her cousin Jack and her aunt. Her normal, boring life is changed when she is involved in a intergalactic war that goes back centuries. Ratchet/OC -Look for the rewrite Challenges Life Gives-
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 74,591 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Ratchet - Complete
The fox of Hermes by Tl01 reviews
Naruto succeeded in bringing Sasuke back at the valley of the end, but instead of being welcomed with open arms, he's executed by Konoha. Three years later he returns, but as Alucard, the first vampire. Alucard/Hinata.
Crossover - Hellsing & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,127 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 2,216 - Follows: 2,112 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Alucard, Naruto U.
Sasuke Potter by ReaderChris reviews
The moment Harry spent the last breath of his life on a ironic laugh; in another world a different Sasuke took his first breath of life. Fate was changed and destiny rewritten.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,860 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 1,345 - Follows: 1,360 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Harry P., Sasuke U.
Penalty by kikaikitai reviews
Magnus likes his rules almost as much as he likes punishing Smokescreen for breaking them. Nonsticky. Tactile. Plug-n-play.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Smokescreen, Ultra Magnus - Complete
Walk-in clinic by Anonymous.Fragger reviews
Perceptor walks in on Ratchet doing something personal. Ratchet encourages him to join. PWP, Ratchet/Perceptor, IDW based, Frotting, sticky, slight dirty talk. Birthday present for my darling Choi!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Perceptor, Ratchet
Repercussions by Anonymous.Fragger reviews
Rodimus is 'punished' for a transgression of the past. Magnus is a big mech, but Rodimus can handle anything, right? Size kink, sticky, PWP, Rodimus/Magnus, oral, reprimand, all that fun stuff.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,070 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Rodimus Prime, Ultra Magnus - Complete
Again and again and again by TheQueenOfScouts reviews
Well, no one could fault them for getting a little crazy... timetravel did have its bad sides...too bad they didn't really care. Warning: A crackish team 7 fic! No pairings as of yet. Discontinued, sorry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,499 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
High Times by Anonymous.Fragger reviews
Drift is an anxious mech. He needs some medication to keep him from going nuts. Sadly, when given this drug, he goes a little loopy for a few hours, therefore he must be left under the supervision of Ratchet. This time, though, Drift has other ideas. Gift/Request
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,624 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Ratchet, Drift - Complete
Curiosity killed the cat - and little dogs too by Soccus reviews
Earth had an unexpected effect on the Seekers' animal-love. This causes much drama with the Decepticons. G1 Crackfic. Sequel to "Here kitty, kitty"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Soundwave, Buzzsaw - Complete
Prongs by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Harry abandons the Dursley house in favor of joining the Royal Air Corps. How will his new skills change the way the war ends? Transformers XOVER Strong Harry!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,880 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 3,115 - Follows: 3,104 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Harry P.
Rules and Regulations by Kurohane Ookami reviews
He never saw them coming. A guide to the many ways of the Prowl and what best works in causing him the most misery. And for once, it's not the Twins fault! M for language.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Prowl
Here, Kitty by Exactlywhat reviews
Ravage underestimates someone he shouldn't. Rated for TF cussing.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Ravage, Perceptor - Complete
Here kitty, kitty by Soccus reviews
Seekers may be rather abrasive towards most mechs, but when faced with animals… well it's not like Ravage is going to complain about cuddles. And polishing. G1 Crackfic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
Helpful Hints for Not Being Used as the Decepticons' Kickball by Scriptor Bellum reviews
During her time as the only human aboard the Nemesis, Amity has learned a few things about the Decepticons. Mainly, that there are certain things you should and shouldn't do if you don't want the 'Cons using you as a kickball.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,292 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013
Ratchet's Wrenches by Instantt reviews
Each Wrench has a story, a story that proves why not to get on Ratchet's badside! A collection of memories, each ending in some head bashing with a wrench in different ways!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 43,354 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Ratchet
Breaking Out by LucyoftheSky reviews
Fortress Maximus reminisces while being held in a cell deep within the Lost Light. Meanwhile, another bot is frantically running towards the brig after catching word of a malicious presence down below.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Fortress Maximus, Rung - Complete
Oneshots, Kinks, and Ideas by BooLoo2 reviews
Slash! Just some oneshots involving romance and various ideas I don't feel like making into full-length stories at the moment. Warnings and Ratings inside. CH 20: Implied Ironhide/Ratchet and Wheeljack/Ratchet, and potential Twins/Ratchet.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,564 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 11/7/2011
Turn Me On by Speedstreek360 reviews
Jazz is in his heat-cycle and who else can help him out better than his favorite Cyber-ninja? Set in TFA!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,696 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
The Eyes Have It by Shana the Short reviews
[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE] Most people seem to think that developing a doujutsu is a wondrous, unspeakably lucky occurrence. Considering that she now has to deal with an ability she has no idea how to use, family drama, fashion crises, and the world's most rude and vulgar doctor, on top of getting to know her new genin team just after graduation...needless to say, Sakura begs to differ.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,069 - Reviews: 1346 - Favs: 4,118 - Follows: 1,674 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Little Trees by kikaikitai reviews
Someone said something about car air fresheners being sort of like catnip to grounders (Who! Help, I can't find who said it!). And Rickpoopy said what if it makes them frisky? And thus crackficlet was born. I'm not even gonna try to list the crackships that happen here. xD
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Ratchet, Arcee - Complete
Naruto:Titan Rising by Ghost Of The Kitsune reviews
Naruto coming home after a mission finds Konoha destroyed by Orochimaru. Feeling depressed he asks the Kyuubi to take him away. Kyuubi who gained control of Narutos body with his permission opens a dimensional gateway and takes them tothe TeenTitans world
Crossover - Naruto & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 73,954 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Naruto U.
Nesting by Workaholic Praxian reviews
Jazz really should have known better than to apply Hound's knowledge of how birds attracted a mate to courting Praxian. Warning: implied Prowl & Jazz slash, crack
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Cloak and Dagger by Metrophor reviews
Thanks to a certain Daedric Prince of Revelry, a perpetually-angry master thief, and an easily-sidetracked idiot of a Dragonborn, the trip to Snow Veil Sanctum doesn't go quite as planned. Shenanigans -and sweetrolls- ensue. (Minor spoilers for the Thieves Guild questline.)
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,783 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Mercer Frey - Complete
Dominance 2 by BooLoo2 reviews
'Dominance' sequel. The dinobots have grown weary of Prowl and Jazz's endless dance around the subject of bonding, but they have a way to remedy that. Slash. Funny. EDITED
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Grimlock, Swoop - Complete
Pteranodon Pheromone by Lyra Harp reviews
What would happen if Sari met the dinobots after the events that occured in Human Error? Let's just say that her teenage programming finally catches up to her. Warning: I have changed Sari's personality for this fanfiction.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Sari S., Swoop - Complete
Dominance by BooLoo2 reviews
The dinobots discuss their momma's dominance while waiting for the medbay doors to unlock- among other things. Slash. Implied Mpreg. Implied Interface. Funny. RE-EDITED!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Grimlock, Swoop - Complete
Friend by Workaholic Praxian reviews
Ratchet learns something new about Perceptor. The others may not end up liking the results. Warning: possible crack
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Ratchet, Perceptor - Complete
Laughing is Contagious by LunarLacrimosa reviews
Barricade wants revenge for Frenzy's death and attacks Bumblebee when he has Sam, Mikaela, and Miles. Miles has a nervous laugh, meaning he laughs whenever he's extremely nervous/and or scared. Of course this would be when a Decepticon is attacking. Sam sighed, "He is literally the only person who could turn a Decepticon good through laughter." also in my Drabbles story collection
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,005 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Barricade, Miles L. - Complete
No More Mr Nice Guy by Tirya King reviews
G1. Sideswipe goes a bit too far with his pranks and Prowl is fed up. It's time to stop being professional and start getting down and dirty.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,312 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Prowl, Sideswipe - Complete
Here and Now by Darkeyes17 reviews
G1 Complete: OneShot SEQUEL TO TURNING POINT. For Blaster and Soundwave, the last stage of their relationship is completed in the only time they know. Here and now. Warning: sticky.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Blaster, Soundwave - Complete
Tectonic Tremblings by Xeye.two.eyeX reviews
Perceptor is always working himself to death and Drift decides to force the scientist to take a break. The hard way.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Drift, Perceptor
Heat Cycles by Starstreak 777 reviews
Mirage goes through his first heat cycle and Hound helps his lover to aleviate the problem. One-shot
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Hound, Mirage - Complete
Never Mine by HumBee reviews
Blurr and "Longarm" are in a committed relationship, but Shockwave is having doubts about which identity he should truly accept. His mind wanders and he experiences nearly crippling self doubt. M - Sticky - Shockwave/Longarm x Blurr
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Shockwave, Blurr - Complete
Cozy Place by NeverMineToHold reviews
Prowl comes out of recharge, finding himself surrounded by warmth. Utter Fluff; Prowl, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Prowl, Sideswipe - Complete
Blah Blah Blah by Spark Buster reviews
A songfic inspired by Ke ha's 'Blah Blah Blah.' LockdownxSwindle. I seem to be fantasizing about this pairing lately.. hmm.. anyway, reviews please my loves! I apologize for any nosebleeds.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Lockdown, Swindle - Complete
Desks are fun! by Darkeyes17 reviews
G1: Spin-off from ARC 2 of the 'feeling' series. Bluestreak was only too glad that the desk was wide enough to hide his doorwings...and to hide him from Prime. Sticky! Slash!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Wheeljack, Bluestreak - Complete
Bathing your step children by StupidBolts reviews
Starscream helps Soundwave give the cassettes a bath... cuteness on all side. Oneshot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
Avada KedvaraThe Darkness is Rising by fealion reviews
What would happen if Harry grew up with the Dursleys, but had some help? What would happen if he isn't as 'innocent' and 'trusting' as Dumbeldore would like to believe? what if the two closest people to him-weren't even human? Read and find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,318 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Gambler by Molten-Ashes reviews
Smokescreen had to have learned how to gamble from someone...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Smokescreen, Prowl - Complete
Someone Loves Sari by Zira Angel reviews
Sari keeps getting gifts, but she has no clue who they're from.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,965 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Sari S. - Complete
It Start With Need by MyNameIsJag reviews
The second to Heat Sucks...or Does It? Question will be answered...more will be asked! Now with more smut!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,386 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
Heat Sucks Or Does It? by MyNameIsJag reviews
G1-verse Basic crack fic including a Uke Ratchet in heat, plotting twins, and a not too helpful Wheeljack. Mostly smut with dialoge...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,281 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
Tender Touches by Aozoran reviews
Sequel to Invisible Hands. A pair of Ambulance Chasers, a poor Ratchet and way too much energy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,085 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Sideswipe, Ratchet - Complete
Rims by 1pandamanypanda reviews
Optimus Prime and Jazz and a little fun on patrol and Sentinel's expense. Non slash!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Optimus Prime, Sentinel Prime - Complete
Invisible Hands by Aozoran reviews
Twins/Ratchet What happens when the twins decide to corner our favourite Medic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Sunstreaker, Ratchet - Complete
The magic word by aniay reviews
Faced with a problem he can't take care of by himself, Bumblebee needs to ask for help. Bumblebee/Ratchet
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Ratchet, Bumblebee - Complete
Confident Distraction by dreamerchaos reviews
Kup would have both their heads if he knew what his scouts did during their patrols.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Perceptor, Drift - Complete
Desire: A Little Matter Of Soundproofing by Aozoran reviews
Third In The 'Desire' Series- Mirage And Hound learn the importance of having soundproofing and Red Alert shows just how clever he can be...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,979 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Inferno, Red Alert - Complete
Do No Harm by ryagelle reviews
Ratchet's aim isn't only good with a wrench, and some poor 'Con finds that out the hard way. Ratchet/Twins, mentions Wheeljack/Bluestreak, G1.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
Sweet Little Bumblebee by DiamondHeart31 reviews
Inspired by CrystallicSky. A series of one word prompts base off my favorite TF: A Bumblebee, parings, friendship, and randomness. I'm writing these in case someone needs ideas for fan fiction or fan art. I don't own the song Sweet Little Bumblebee.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,135 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Bumblebee - Complete
The Art of Subtlety by SeekerFreefall reviews
G1, Twins/Ratchet, my own version of how they hook up. There are many ways to entice a would-be lover to your bed - here are a few that do not work, and one that does.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Sunstreaker, Ratchet - Complete