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Simply Irrefutable by bookworm1993 reviews
Sequel to Simply Irresistible Draco and Hermione as parents tell their story to their children of that year after the war and how they healed each other with some potions explosions and a developing friendship that led to an irrefutable love then heartbreak that led them to where they are now.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,021 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 1,585 - Updated: 12/27/2018 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Through Time and Space by Athena Linborn reviews
Sequel to Blood: Six years after leaving the wizarding world, Hermione Granger has no desire to return. Her husband however, has other ideas and is determined to find her no matter the cost!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 54,968 - Reviews: 1423 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 1,694 - Updated: 9/3/2016 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Detention Lines by Andy'sGirl4485 reviews
Funny little one shot. Harry and Ron find a record of detention lines in Filch's office and Hermione really wishes they hadn't.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/3/2016 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Through a Glass Darkly by Laurielove reviews
Hermione is imprisoned in Malfoy Manor. Lucius Malfoy has needs. And if Lucius Malfoy wants something, he generally gets it. But someone is watching. Still, if you're Lucius Malfoy, that's not necessarily a bad thing. HG/LM. Bad Lucius. Innocent Hermione. For a while, at least. Mature readers only, please. Ongoing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,164 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 2/24/2016 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
In memoriam by Laurielove reviews
A poem from a pupil to a teacher, from Harry to Snape, from all of us to him. In memoriam Alan Rickman January 2016.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/14/2016 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Blaise Zabini and the Difficulty of Existing by starkidsftw reviews
Draco Malfoy was in love with Hermione Granger. He didn't know it. She didn't know it. But Blaise Zabini, boy did he ever know it. 7th Year Dramione AU from Blaise's perspective.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 1,551 - Follows: 274 - Published: 12/29/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Blaise Z. - Complete
…And Everyone Else by Taylor Hayes reviews
A continuation of "How Darcy Lewis Mentally Scarred the Avengers", this time with the focus on her interacting with ALL THE MARVEL CHARACTERS.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 26,825 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 1,100 - Updated: 12/25/2015 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Darcy L.
Talk Dirty To Me by onecelestialbeing reviews
Hermione is convinced by a friend to join a website geared towards witches and wizards with an inclination for unconventional socialising. Titillated like never before by mere conversation, she eventually meets this man who has captured her attention, only to have her life changed forever. Written for the lovely TeddyRadiator for the Winter 2013 SSHG Promptfest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,697 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 1,416 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Enraptured Prisoner by BrieflySweet reviews
Panem was divided into 13 kingdoms fighting among themselves for power and land. That all changed when District 2 joined forces with the Capitol and conquered Panem. Now Panem is split into two kingdoms, one ruled by the Capitol and one ruled by District 2. The war has ended and prisons are filling up. But why does King Cato order Katniss to be taken to his chambers instead? AU
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 78,703 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 7/23/2015 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Katniss E., Cato
Impeccable Bloody Timing by Ally147 reviews
Blaise braced his hands on the sill of the window to haul himself back to his feet, and immediately froze at the scene playing out through the window. "Oh, for f*ck's sake, Draco!". D/Hr, Post-Hogwarts AU, EWE. Written for the 2015 Do Me Veela Fest on LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,252 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 143 - Published: 3/27/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Blaise Z., Viktor K. - Complete
All Bets Are Off by jkaso reviews
Sebastian makes a bet with his friends to stay sex-free for one month. He thought he'd win it easily, until he agreed to letting Kurt's cousin stay at his house. Who would've thought that Hummel had such a ridiculously sexy, enticing and oh, under-aged, relative? COMPLETE
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,041 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 3/2/2015 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Hunter C., Sebastian S. - Complete
A Light in the Dark by starhawk2005 reviews
At the suggestion of a fellow author, I am re-posting all the Light in the Dark fics here in one place. Summary: After the Battle of Manhattan, Thor never returns from Asgard, and a threatening Loki starts appearing to Jane. What does he want with her?
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 301,869 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Jane F., Loki - Complete
she blinded me with political science by thingswithteeth reviews
Darcy watched the Avengers defend New York from over two thousand miles away. She could look out her window if she wanted to watch the aftermath. She watches the news instead, and realizes one very important thing: the Avengers have a bit of a PR problem. Bruce Banner/Darcy Lewis.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,114 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 1,420 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 2/6/2015 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Darcy L. - Complete
A Deal's A Deal by Pipergirl17 reviews
When Beth Greene finds her muse for a photography contest, she gets more than she expected: a close encounter with Merle Dixon and, a handshake later, the promise of a date with his brother Daryl. Whatever has Beth gotten herself into!
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,093 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 78 - Published: 8/14/2014 - [Beth G., Daryl D.] - Complete
Five Kisses by ALCzysz17 reviews
The five times that Beth gets kissed by Daryl. Beth-centric THIRD POV Bethyl
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,187 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 12/31/2013 - [Beth G., Daryl D.] - Complete
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 16133 - Favs: 26,988 - Follows: 15,370 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
That Damn Tank Top by inukagome15 reviews
Fill for a tumblr prompt. He'd never seen Tony like this – so stripped down of his usual armors and completely in his element. Or, Steve sees Tony in his tank top when he's in his workshop and likes it. A lot.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,626 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 12/12/2013 - [Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
Just a Kiss by FrostInTheWarren reviews
Jack Frost is the world's biggest slut. Everyone knows it. It's funny then, that Jack's actually a three hundred year-old virgin and trying to keep that a secret. Too bad no one told Jack unicorns are hard to hide things from. (Or: Jack's a scared virgin in a world of people who want to molest him, Bunny sticks his foot in his mouth, and unicorns come to the rescue.) Jackrabbit
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,256 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 1,604 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 1/1/2014 - [Jack Frost, Bunnymund] - Complete
Stark Raving Mad by SableUnstable reviews
Take one Christmas party, a cocky, overzealous Gryffindor, a bushy-haired bookworm and an arrogant, possessive, platinum blond Slytherin, who may or may not be a jealous git. Now, mix them all together and what do you get? One hell of a headache! Dramione one-shot, rated M for language and adult content. SEQUEL POSTED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 220 - Published: 12/18/2013 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Cormac M. - Complete
Dark Passion Play by EchoDeltaNine reviews
Voldemort's won and Hermione Granger's hell is just beginning. What kind of dark passions will she find and succumb to in Malfoy Manor? Or will she find herself a victim of her own dark passion play? AU Voldemort wins.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,060 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Puddle Jumping by RZZMG reviews
Flatmates, but not lovers. Draco Malfoy wants to change that fact, but he's a man with too many vices & not enough bravery to jump the puddles of his miserable life to get the girl he wants - Hermione Granger. Will an outing with Hermione one rainy afternoon change everything for them, though? Dramione. Romance-Drama. 2013 DramioneLove Spring-Summer Fest #2 entry. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,733 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 143 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Two Steps Behind by TheDoctorHarkness reviews
The eyes of your King have been heavy on you as of late and you hate how it sends warmth through your being. Finally you are able to create distance, but of course he follows you. [Thorin/Reader (OC). One-Shot. Movie-verse.]
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - [Thorin, OC] - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Brilliant Book of Pick Up Lines by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Draco wants Harry. Harry thinks Draco isn't convincing enough. And so the book of pick up lines comes out. "Apart from being sexy, what else do you do for a living?” "Reject you.” HPDM SLASH. Read and Reviewwww!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Girl Worth Fighting For by radha24-Dusty's apprentice reviews
One ordinary, quiet morning, Allan begins singing a song, and the whole gang ends up joining in. Watch as Robin Hood's Merry Men sing a Disney song! Read and review, please!
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Robin Hood, Much, Allan A D. - Complete
The Case of the Creature Kidnappings by frostykitten reviews
"What your puny mind doesn't understand, Potter, is that she does the paperwork I hate, and I do the dirty work that grates on her Gryffindor sensibilities." Hermione and Draco have been partners working in the Department for Control and Regulation of Magical Creatures for years, but their comfortable partnership is shaken up when creatures go missing and the Aurors get involved.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 102,746 - Reviews: 1191 - Favs: 2,470 - Follows: 993 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Shrinking Potions, Silk Scarves, and A Dollhouse by onecelestialbeing reviews
And not necessarily in that order. Nothing but a bit of snarky fluffy and a lot of THOSE moments (nudge nudge, wink wink). Takes place eight years post-Hogwarts with a very much adult Hermione and our favourite snappy Severus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,853 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 88 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Will You Go Out With My Big, Green AlterEgo? by dhauren reviews
Stark flipped his face plate up and studied the scene. "I think she just gave Hulk his first sexual experience." Thor comes to rescue Jane and Darcy with the Avengers in tow. Hulk makes an appearance, and is impressed by a taser-happy intern.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,106 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 2,085 - Follows: 2,102 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B.
The Hunter's Wife by GoldStarGrl reviews
Dean has considered himself faithful to one woman in his life: His car. But when a spell gone wrong turns the Impala into exactly that, he's not prepared in the slightest. Inspired by "The Doctor's Wife."
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,734 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Dean W., Impala - Complete
How Darcy Lewis Mentally Scarred the Avengers by Taylor Hayes reviews
The tale begins when Tony shows up at SHIELD, only to be sidetracked by a loud, curvy, 21-year-old looking for Hawkeye. Rated for Darcy, Clint and Tony. Sequel now up, titled "…And Everyone Else".
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,285 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Darcy L. - Complete
The Art of Manipulation by RZZMG reviews
Hermione wants Draco Malfoy, and she's not taking 'no' for an answer. Who even knew deceit could feel so good? Post-Hogwarts 7th year, AU. Romance-Drama-Comedy. 2013 DramioneLove Valentine's Fest. One-shot. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 128 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Quidditch Nazi by Vernicy Psyche reviews
Hello. My name is Oliver Wood. Welcome to Quidditch practice, although I hear the twins call it Boot Camp. Fitting name, don'tcha think? You can call me the Quidditch Nazi. I promise you: you don't play my my rules, and I'll make your life a living hell.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,252 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Katie B., Oliver W.
Settling the Score by noidont reviews
I'm stubborn – I'll freely admit it. But unless Wood gets on his bloody knees and grovels for me to rejoin the team, I'm done. I'm talking giant, Nile River-style tears flowing down those obnoxiously sharp cheekbones of his, or no more Seeker. OW/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 147,458 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Oliver W., OC - Complete
Masquerade by Day Met the Night reviews
"When no one knows who you are, you don't have to worry about being caught." "And what would you be caught for?" "Beguiling the heir to the Malfoy fortune." A one night stand with a masked gypsy at a Halloween Masquerade leaves Draco wanting more. But what happens when the girl behind the mask is someone he never would have expected? Halloween Fic. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,574 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione Malfoy by superscar reviews
At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 5362 - Favs: 6,368 - Follows: 3,471 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
An Incendiary Combination by Laurielove reviews
Hermione, now nineteen, is having a private potions lesson. There follows innuendo, tension and much, much more. SS/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 101 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Mating Season by Winnywriter reviews
It's angel mating season, and Sam and Dean are caught right in the middle of it...Destiel with a dash of Sabriel.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 64 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Castiel, Dean W.
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,494 - Reviews: 6084 - Favs: 14,387 - Follows: 5,032 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
It's Late, Why Are You Awake? by Rasika-chan reviews
Draco can't sleep. Neither can Hermione. The two find themselves awake and they each want to know, why? Draco's more determined to find out. "Did your dreams wake you?"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,764 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
If You Give a Hulk a Lab Assistant by Lt. Commander Richie reviews
SHIELD assigned Darcy Lewis to be Bruce Banner's lab assistant, for what little scientific help she'd be. But hey, at least she can work Stark's coffee machine. Written for a prompt on the LJ meme, Bruce/Darcy
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,756 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 92 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Penfriends by MizSphinx reviews
Suffering from loneliness, Hermione signs up for a penfriend service. She's pleased when she's assigned a nice bloke named Legolas, and soon begins to fall for him. And that might have been just fine if she wasn't falling for Lucius Malfoy too. Oh dear.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,248 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Breath of Life by xXBeckyFoo reviews
"I really do appreciate your concern, but you know that I've already found the love of my life. Sure, he's not all that agreeable on—" The rest of what she wanted to say was cut short when she blinked and saw something straight from her nightmares take up her line of vision. There he was, and she wondered what the hell he was doing out of Azkaban twenty years early. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,059 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 76 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Dress Code Violation, or To Tickle a Dragon by banjobraids reviews
Severus has a disagreement with his apprentice regarding dress code. Hermione is pushed over the edge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Use Me by recension reviews
Ginny's been having urges, but she can't ask anyone who loves her to give her what she really craves. When you need someone to use you, you should ask someone who doesn't care about you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,955 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Five Times He Just Didn't Get It by Makayla reviews
LJ Prompt: I saw a bumper sticker the other day that read "I'm a physicist; flirt harder." In honour of this wise bumper sticker, give me five times Tony flirted with or came on to Bruce and. He. Just. Didn't. Get. It.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
The Game by Warblerpuff reviews
Tony makes flirting with Steve into his own little game. Thor is confused. Just something I did for my newest OTP.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 69 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Free Show by juliedaubigny reviews
Natasha has taken to wearing as little clothes as possible around the Avengers' mansion and everyone has noticed. Everyone that is, except for Clint. Fluffy stupid. Smutty at the end. Sort of OOC Natasha but whatever. Clintasha. Blackhawk.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,265 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 78 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Midgardian Smut by LulaMadison reviews
Loki discovers slash fic on the internet. Naturally, he uses it to annoy Thor, Tony, and Steve. Pairings: Thor/Loki and Tony/Steve. Warnings: Naughty words & naughtier situations.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,581 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 220 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Turncoat by elizaye reviews
Switching sides. "I have only one condition, and I trust it won't be hard for you to meet. I want Granger." Rated M for sex/language/torture.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 101 - Words: 256,732 - Reviews: 7834 - Favs: 8,612 - Follows: 3,644 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Liminal by Cybrokat reviews
Severus Snape keeps running into a student playing piano. Why does he stop to listen, and how does she respond when she is asked to invite him when she plays? And what about Voldemort? Here there be fluff, romance, drama, and angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 227,081 - Reviews: 1416 - Favs: 1,809 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Storm, A Dream, and the Taste of Strawberries by Day Met the Night reviews
"Honestly Granger, you can't just come in here with your little shorts and bloody sleep shirt, wanting to sleep in my bed, and then practically rape me in your sleep, and then go and act like everything you do DOESN'T drive me completely up the wall." MATURE CONTENT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,812 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 124 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fantasies Fulfilled by lolwhydidiwritethis reviews
A series of Sif/Loki oneshots-Rated M for a reason...SMUT!
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,064 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - [Loki, Sif]
Five Times Gabriel Took Sam on a Date by Love-in-the-Stars reviews
And the First Time Sam Realized It. Gabriel takes Sam to different places seemingly based on his own whims. Sam enjoys the experience but takes quite a while to realize what Gabriel is up to. Gabriel/Sam.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,239 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Gabriel, Sam W. - Complete
Her Sweet, Decadent Smile by thecellarfloor reviews
"Princess," Draco's voice sliced through the silence, dangerously close to where she was hiding, "I know you're here somewhere." Hermione muffled her ragged breaths. He was clearly enjoying this. "Come out, come out, wherever you are..." A sequel to HBHE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,005 - Reviews: 2422 - Favs: 3,396 - Follows: 1,441 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Skirting Around a Scot by Molly Raesly reviews
Competition drives us all, but it affects no one as much as star Keeper Oliver Wood. Quidditch is life; Quidditch is everything. Quidditch is what introduces him to the newest Puddlemere United Chaser.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 92,288 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - OC, Oliver W. - Complete
This Curse to Bear by frostykitten reviews
"You're going to help me kiss all the girls in Hogwarts until I find the one that's going to save my life?" He asked. She wrinkled her nose in distaste, knowing she was going to regret this. "Yes." Draco's a Veela, Hermione helps him find his mate. DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,492 - Reviews: 1671 - Favs: 4,640 - Follows: 1,690 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Remarkable Realisation of Severus Snape by Laurielove reviews
The Potions Master is rather taken aback by the wonderings of his mind ... and the wanderings of his eyes. Humorous and giggle-worthy HG/SS. Hermione is a nineteen-year-old student. Snape is still Potions Master. M content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 71 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Claimed By A Slytherin by Andy'sGirl4485 reviews
Hermione Granger had lost her bloody mind. At least, that's what the current circumstances would lead one to believe. AU HG/DM Hermione loses a bet and has to wear the claim tag of a certain Slytherin. Comedy, Romance, Fluff, Lemons and Happy Ending!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,627 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 170 - Published: 8/25/2011 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Devil's Secretary by frostykitten reviews
Malfoy ran his eyes over her from foot to hair. "I told her big breasts," he muttered irritably before putting his head back down on the desk, looking entirely uninterested and hungover. Hermione added sexual harassment to the growing list against him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,303 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 2,189 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Certain Step by DarkRiverTempest reviews
Frustrated with the Minister for Magic and in possession of two left feet, Hermione is forced to take dance lessons. Under her instructors, she not only learns to move with grace, but gets more than she bargained for in the process. Veela!Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,356 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 1,451 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Different Happily Ever After by Andy'sGirl4485 reviews
My take on where everyone would have ended up if Draco had changed sides that night in the Astronomy tower. Equal parts Snape/Hermione and Draco/Ginny with a bit of Harry/Astoria and Neville/Luna. AU "8th" year. Long version of my one shot 'Detention Lines'. Drama, comedy, romance, lemons and a happy ending!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,511 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - [Draco M., Ginny W.] [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
The Spot Right Next To Me by Vernicy Psyche reviews
At Fred's funeral, George gives a speech... another one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Morning After by dracoaddicted reviews
"What would you like to do today, Mrs. Malfoy?" Draco's mouth curved into a suggestive smirk, shortly before leaning over and kissing her neck. D/Hr banter and teasing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Father Knows Best by thegloryofspring reviews
Gabriel returns from beyond the grave, but he has a lesson to learn.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,813 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Preoccupied In Potions by Andy'sGirl4485 reviews
Hermione is having scandalous daydreams about her Professor. What will he do when he accidentally picks up her thoughts? Romance, comedy, lemons, a bit of drunken folly, and a happy ending!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,878 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 96 - Published: 2/25/2011 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Better Than Revenge by IllustrisFlamma reviews
Ron cheats on Hermione and she decides a little revenge is in order. Re write.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,472 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 3,586 - Follows: 598 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Wager by Andy'sGirl4485 reviews
Draco makes a bet with Blaise that will change everything. "You pick the girl and I'll have her eating out of my hand by Valentine's Day." "Any girl at all?" Blaise's grin was positively evil. Funny bit of fluff I wrote for Valentine's Day. AU one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,852 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 140 - Published: 2/9/2011 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Toothpaste by Glalie773 reviews
"She told me I was doing it wrong, and that I had to spit, not swallow," Draco said sullenly. Blaise choked with laughter. "Oh, Draco, and did you push her up against the wall and demand she do the same?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Looking For Love by TattooShadow reviews
Severus Snape didn't think his life could get any worse until Neville's cauldron explodes and turns him into a toddler. To make things worse, Albus decides to place him in the care of none other than Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,219 - Reviews: 1502 - Favs: 2,695 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
His Beautiful, Haunting Eyes by thecellarfloor reviews
Draco pushed her to the wall, kissed her roughly on the lips, then punched the glass window beside her head. It smashed into pieces and the crowd who had parted for him seconds ago gasped. Hermione couldn't. She couldn't even breathe. What have you done?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,140 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 3,838 - Follows: 1,210 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Most of the Time by angelically-devilish reviews
WINNER OF THE TWIN EXCHANGE AUGUST 2010 CHALLENGE - "What do you mean, MOST of the time?" he demanded. She smiled ingenuously. "I have no idea what you're talking about, Sirius, darling" she said sweetly. Sequel to 'A Late Night Rendezvous'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,884 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 87 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Pineapple Variation by Miya Morana reviews
SamXLucifer. In the end, it wasn't Michael or the colt or any supernatural weapon that stopped the Apocalypse. It was Sam. Well, to be fair, it was Sam and a pineapple.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Lucifer, Sam W. - Complete
Collision by anne-writes reviews
HG/SS have always hated each other, and their year-long marriage-law marriage has been full of secrets and silent seething. Hermione flirts with Lucius at a Malfoy ball, Severus snaps, a vicious argument in a garden, lemons... and a happy ending? 1-shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,701 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
One Thousand Points to Gryffindor by Glalie773 reviews
"Stop being so cheerful!" Severus barked out, pointing his forefinger at Draco in dire accusation. "Stop it! Now!" D/Hr, SnapePOV. One-shot, purely humorous!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 93 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bathwater by xXBeckyFoo reviews
It's their 7th year,the Dark Lord's dead and the Death Eaters are all rounded up. Nothing could go wrong, right? There's a sense of peace in the air, but how long can it possibly last when the Ministry's throwing people together for all eternity? Curse the new Marriage Law.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 123,462 - Reviews: 1775 - Favs: 2,903 - Follows: 965 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Winchesters' Angels by TheLadyPendragon reviews
Castiel is Dean's angel, Gabriel is Sam's, and Michael is Adam's. Adam muses on his brothers' relationships with their respective angels, as well as his with Michael. Dean/Cas, Sam/Gabe, Adam/Mike. MxM.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,001 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Adam M., Michael - Complete
The Pigtail Theory by slytherin-nette reviews
Because boys will be boys and Draco Lucius Malfoy really did just have a rather odd way of showing Harriet Jamie Potter his affection...And that he really liked her hair. DM/femHP. AU Hogwarts. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,787 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 1,744 - Follows: 409 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Love Hangover by bookworm1993 reviews
"I wonder… can you handle me Malfoy?" She whispered into his ear. "The question here, Granger is, can you handle me?" He smirked.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,955 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Teacher's Pet by IceQueenRia reviews
Hermione is attacked by death eaters. She manages to escape by turning into her animagus form. She ends up becoming Snape's new pet. Unsure if he can be trusted she stays in her cat form and gets an inside look at what Snape is really like. SEQUEL TITLED 'TEACHER'S SURPRISE' by Ayanna88.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 76,916 - Reviews: 1773 - Favs: 1,609 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Beautiful Disaster by DarkRiverTempest reviews
Determined not to feel sorry for herself on a lonely Valentine’s Day, Hermione decides to indulge in a little reckless behaviour, catering to herself instead of others for once. So how did she get stuck ‘babysitting’ Lucius Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,757 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
Clue Feathers by cloudyjenn reviews
Something is seriously messed up with Castiel's wings.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 2,088 - Follows: 245 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Every Man's Worst Nightmare by A Way With Words reviews
Draco enters the flat and finds Hermione groaning on the floor. And then he finds out why.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Tshirt incident: Retaliation & Escalation by Pika-la-Cynique reviews
Sequel to 'the T-shirt Incident' fic and the 'Jareth's Tshirt' pic. Goading the Goblin King into a twitching fury is the sort of dangerous idea that can get a girl into very, very hot water indeed... Utterly JxS. EDIT 11-08: PART DEUX begins at last!
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,550 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 1,230 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 5/30/2007
Stumbling Slytherins by The Crimson Sheath reviews
Stumbling Gryffindors is more like it. But the stumbling is mostly done by our favorite Platinum Blonde Slytherin Bad Boy! Suffice it to say it involves green silk boxers and breakfast in bed!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,894 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Christmas Kisses by Kalira of the flames reviews
Dean cooks Christmas dinner wearing a "Kiss the Cook" apron. Castiel takes the message literally. Slash, Dean/Castiel, Season 5
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Just His Luck! by Jadeaffection reviews
Women never were Allan's strong point. They fell for Robin easily enough and even Will was in love. Allan just wasn't that lucky. Set after S2, but Marian's still around. Suggestiveness and very minor cursing. Oneshot.
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Allan A D., Marian - Complete
All I Wanted Was The Book by writingrox12 reviews
Hermione goes looking for a book that she knows Draco has, but what she finds is even more interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6845 - Favs: 4,064 - Follows: 2,770 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Care of Magical Creatures by mia madwyn reviews
MLC-Seventh Year student Hermione Granger decides to marry the one eligible wizard who did not ask for her-the horrid but powerful Severus Snape. Angst, humor and lemons. Award Winner COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 300,379 - Reviews: 3927 - Favs: 4,891 - Follows: 1,565 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Chilly by Green Owl reviews
River and Jayne have a dispute over the salt and pepper shakers at breakfast.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Jayne, River - Complete
Greenleaf aka The Rocky Road to Doublin' by Green Owl reviews
A Browncoat, a Merc and a Reader walk into a bar...
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,079 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Jayne, River - Complete
Illuminated by secretdiary reviews
Sequel to Blindsided. *Yeah, you heard me!* ...He knew it was her. Just what was he going to do about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,394 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 3,220 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Blindsided by secretdiary reviews
ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 1186 - Favs: 5,336 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
How to tame a Human by Ichi-ichi-paradise reviews
Here's the long awaited not quite sequel to 'How to break an Elf' that you've all waited for. It's Lee and Haldir..enjoy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Haldir - Complete
How to Break an Elf by Ichi-ichi-paradise reviews
Yeah, yeah I know this is another one of those Legolas/OC fics...however. This one is Rated M for a reason, so for all you kiddies out there...stay far away or you'll be scarred for life. Oh, REEEVVVIIIEEEEEEEWWWW...or else. XDD
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 72 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Legolas - Complete
Best Laid Plans by shadowglove reviews
Draco has come up with a plan to make Hermione HIS...and look perfectly innocent at the same time...of course, he never once thought that his plan might backfire quite hilariously...DMHG HPBZ RWLB PPCW GWGG !NOMINATED AT THE DRAMOINE AWARDS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 118,626 - Reviews: 2563 - Favs: 2,716 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Whitefall by Green Owl reviews
River bribes Jayne into helping her get properly outfitted in LEATHER. In STRAWBERRY, River rewards Jayne for his assistance. THROB completes the series with sacks, lies and wild hovermule rides. Request & Dedication for sunshineali.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,381 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
Emerald by Amae reviews
KelNeal.. No weird personality changes, no corners cut. It's been here a while, but I've finally split it into chapters by sensible request. A few small changes and one or two shiny new scenes.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,802 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Tortall - Complete
The Price of Dreams by KnifeEdge reviews
Dangerous thing to get what you wish for. More dangerous still to crave it after, to miss that magic, to grab hold of it with both hands and refuse to let go. I never even tried. Foolish, I know. Complete. JxS. Sarah narrating.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,563 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 55 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Complete
Tired of waiting by lilmisblack reviews
Wandless and bound to the chair, he could only watch as she winked at him and slowly slid under his desk, a mischievous smile on her lips as the knock on the door became more insistent. Was she really going to do what he thought she was?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 58 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Disturbing Behaviour by Funky In Fishnet reviews
One night in the outlaw camp, Allan annoys Will to the point where Will can't sleep. Soon neither can anyone else. WillDjaqAllan with mention of RobinMarian
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Complete
Sunday Night Sex Talk by Priah reviews
With only a trace left of 7th year, Hermione makes a startling discovery. She is given the task of providing her peers the sexual education they so desperately need, with Draco Malfoy as her only assistance. Too much sex talk with Malfoy can lead to interesting things... [This fic is being revised!]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,754 - Reviews: 1966 - Favs: 1,708 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 1/26/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Tshirt Incident by Pika-la-Cynique reviews
Based on Sarah's Tshirt from my DeviantArt account, link in my bio. A provoked Goblin King shows up at the student bar, and a heated exchange ensues. Oneshot JS row with smirking, snarkiness & snogging, just for fun. Rating for language&references.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 55 - Published: 5/3/2007
The Rules of Pureblood Courtship by Demented Amanuensis reviews
Hermione has had a crush on Lucius Malfoy since he saved her life. When a unique opportunity presents itself, she chooses to act. So does Crookshanks, her familiar.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,247 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 79 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Heart over Mind by Regann reviews
PART 27 ADDED, COMPLETE. Something odd about Hermione causes her to have unexpected reaction to a love potion. Only it's one which no one expected. How could a lack of reaction cause so much trouble? AU to Books 5 and 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 186,622 - Reviews: 3717 - Favs: 5,480 - Follows: 1,246 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 2/1/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Bus Stop by Marmalade Fever reviews
Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,486 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 4,283 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Vengeance by Vashka reviews
Harry Potter is dead. Voldemort is king. But Hermione Granger is alive, and she is very, very angry. DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,377 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 3/21/2007 - Published: 9/22/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Maintenance by curi reviews
River has a problem. Inara has a solution. Jayne's man-parts are involved. The rest of Jayne seems to be optional. Last edited 08/12.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,314 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
10 Ways to Kill Draco Malfoy by Drakulya reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione is completely fed up with Malfoy and decides to make a list of ways to get rid of him. But what happens when most of her plans backfire and instead, ends up getting her very close to Draco each time? HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 130,987 - Reviews: 3180 - Favs: 2,205 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Chained by Kimra reviews
[DISCONTINUED] If fate had not been kind, if Daine had not escaped the hunters of Snowsdale, things could have been different...
Song of the Lioness - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,374 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 11/22/2002 - Tortall
The Incident in the Library by greenconverses reviews
Lily Evans has been distracted lately…and it’s all because of James Potter and his stupid, unbuttoned shirt. Hardly any fluff, but plenty of shirtless James for everybody. Seventh year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,780 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 2,436 - Follows: 341 - Published: 6/23/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Love is blind by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James Potter loses his glasses and seeks help from Head Girl, Lily Evans, to be his guide dog. No doubt, unintentional boob grabbing always occurs with temporary blindness. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 1,713 - Follows: 242 - Published: 3/20/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Temporary Insanity by arbitrary reviews
Don't dip your quill in the company ink... I should have known better than to get involved with my boss, but who knew would lead to me, back on the job market, and Malfoy with a job offer I couldn't refuse? literally. I'm back!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,419 - Reviews: 2311 - Favs: 1,686 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 5/21/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Lick'em Lollies by somandalicious reviews
She likes lollies. A lot. They like watching her enjoy those Lollies. A lot. But how much can they take?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 1,901 - Follows: 254 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
ANGER MANAGEMENT by secretdiary reviews
Malfoy loathes Potter, despises Gryffindors and HATES muggleborns like Granger. But not only does he abhor that he heads with Miss Perfect, he absolutely detests the fact he can't stop staring at her! Where does all this anger come from? His Father.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,975 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 12/18/2005 - Published: 6/20/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 3333 - Favs: 5,626 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Where Strength Begins by Song Angel reviews
Hermione and Snape are thrown together by a few very convenient twists of fate and the help of Dumbledore, McGonagall and Ginny. : This is my first fanfic! I'm told that it's hilarious. Making a few changes and corrections. Let me know if you see anything that should be corrected.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 68,200 - Reviews: 1364 - Favs: 1,300 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 4/25/2005 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Observations of a Pure Blood Debutant by rainsrabble reviews
Narcissa watching Draco watch Hermione. She draws some very startling conclusions. One Shot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 4,078 - Follows: 617 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
No One Knows You More Than Me by Queen of Serpentz reviews
ONE SHOT I know why you look at me that way. It’s not because I’m Muggleborn but because you know that I’m better than you. It’s because you know that no matter what you do, you’ll never beat me. You’ll never know me the way I know you. DxHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Know This by secretdiary reviews
ONE SHOT, response. DM&HG. MATURE REFERENCES. For a smart girl you sure can be a fool.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 48 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
To Wed the Enemy by Ailleann reviews
In the wake of the final battle against Voldemort, former Deatheater families are shunned and threatened. To bridge the gap forming in the wizarding world, the Minister of Magic proposes to marry Ginny and Draco to form a political alliance. DMGW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 61,485 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/3/2005 - Published: 1/19/2004 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Meeting Of The Minds by Helga Von Nutwimple reviews
With the Order's safety hanging on the whim of a lovesick Ron, Snape calls his bluff... and Hermione calls his. Loosely based on the WIKTT Marriage Law Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,389 - Reviews: 1232 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 1,163 - Updated: 2/21/2005 - Published: 6/5/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
How to Make Snape Scream like a Girl by Pyro Symptoms Unleashed reviews
COMPLETE. Happy Valentine's Day! Well, not for Ginny. She's older, wiser, more mature, and sick of th whole Valentine's Day ordeal. Until she receives a strange gift from a most unexpected source...Hooray for sexually frustrated teens!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,984 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/11/2005 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
The Closet by Fatinah reviews
Who would lock Hermione and Snape in a closet? And what ever would they talk about while in there? You'll have to read to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 56 - Published: 2/10/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Blood by Athena Linborn reviews
In order to ensure the continuation of a healthy bloodline, Draco Malfoy must marry a “Mudblood”. Only the best will do for the Malfoy family, but things aren't as straight forward as they seem, as the best candidate is Hermione Granger!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 141,017 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 2,648 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 2/4/2005 - Published: 4/10/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Under Obligation by aulizia-and-kirixchi reviews
Narcissa swore that nothing but the love would induce her to marry but when it falls to her to marry Lucius Malfoy in her sister's stead, will she abandon her dreams for family honour, or can she have both?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,264 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 1/25/2005 - Published: 10/1/2004 - Lucius M., Narcissa M.
A Marriage of Inconvenience by La Rose Noire reviews
HGSS with a dash of HGDM. Based loosely (very, very loosely) on the WIKTT Marriage Law challenge. Fluff and fun, no death destruction, angst or mayhem.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,716 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/12/2004 - Published: 10/27/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Sanitation by Glow reviews
Blaise and Hermione are flatmates. Blaise is a little quirky. Hermione is a little oblivious. Boy!BlaiseHermione fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/11/2004 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
Examinations by ldee417 reviews
Life is full of tests. There’s nothing that says they can’t be fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,736 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 1/25/2004 - Published: 12/15/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Devil's Prayer by paradoxical reviews
( Draco, Hermione ) God. Where was that release? He needed.wanted.desired it. There was the molding of bodies, the intense euphoria that escalated beyond imagination and the endless skies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/13/2003 - Published: 11/2/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
It's not easy, being a badass by disco biscuit reviews
Draco tries to impress Hermione with his badassness. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/4/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Underneath the Surface by Cami of Queenscove reviews
Kel walked swiftly over to her dresser and pulled out a pair of breeches and a shirt. Stripping off the towel, she threw it to Neal. “Not a word out of you, Neal.” She grinned at his shocked look. “It’s not like you haven’t seen it before. Chapt
Song of the Lioness - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,473 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 4/2/2003 - Published: 11/4/2002