hey, this is my new bio. whuttup foo dog? okay, whatever, so i guess this is when i should be telling you something about myself. well, the details of my life are quite inconsiquential. i was born in Bulgaria. i am a terminal Botticelli fan with a thing for redheads. I enjoy long walks on the beach, with my dog twinkles, funnel cakes, fuzzy woodland animals, and eating cheese. i am one in a set of undescuplets. one of my brothers is indian. i have a sister named katie who is a transvestite, another sister named barbara, who takes the form of a jelly fish whenever the mood strikes her fancy, and all eleven of us still haven't figured out who out mother is, but we think that our father is Britney spears or Christina Agulera. oh yeah, one of my brothers is the dark prince himself. needless to say, i am exceedingly proud. i wear colored lingere (mike, if you're reading this, that was for you), and have three ferrets, named Amadaeo, Dulcinere, and Jerry (after jerry garcia, of course) i am a hard core dead head, with a soft side. i enjoy ska music, loreena mcKennitt, and the smooth sounds of Jethro Tull. i have a thing for Robert Plant, jimmy Page, and Guiliano DeMedici. if people have doubles in this world, mine is named Simonetta Vespuci. she was a renaissance woman. Botticelli painted her portrait. it's called bella Simonetta, i think. check it out. I like drag queens. they're funny. no wonder I'm a rocky horror fanatic. okay, read and review my stories please. i would be most appreciative. love, Vickie |