![]() Author has written 5 stories for Pretty Little Liars, Jessie, and Kickin' It. NONE OF THESE ARE LIES!!!!!!!! FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you. FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. 50 ways to annoy your parents! 1. Follow them around the house..everywhere. 26. Try and climb the wall.(another one of my favorites) Ways to Annoy People in General: Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets. Pay for your dinner with pennies. Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off. Name your dog "Dog". Mow your lawn with scissors. Ask people what gender they are. Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think." Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray. When asked to do things, repeat the instructions to the body parts involved. (ie. "Hand, will you please open the door.") Tell small children that they don't look very promising. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!” Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!" )Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons. If you see kids building a sand castle at the beach, say, "That's not a real castle!" Stand in front of the doorway and glare at people when they try to get by. Whisper right in someone's ear, "I know what you did last summer." When you really have no idea what they did at all. Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to you, hold your hand up to prevent them from saying anything and say, "Look, I know what you're going to ask me... For the last time, no, I will NOT go out with you." As people talk, smell their shoulders. Ask the waitress at a restaurant for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend." At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks. Bark like a dog whenever anyone says the word "the." Bring a portable CD player to a concert and listen the CD because you insist that it is "Just better quality." Call into school and tell them you have something better to do today, so you won't be attending. Close your eyes and start snoring whenever anyone tries to talk to you. When someone asks you for the time, check your wrist even if you don't have a watch and shout "Plundering Pickles!!! I am late for my meeting with my goldfish!!! I promised Mr. Macarobi that I wouldn't be late again!!!" Continuously open your briefcase or bag and say into it, "Have you got enough air in there?" If you have one, declare your apartment an independent nation, and threaten to sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace." Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room. Every time you see a particular person, shout, "So we meet again!" and laugh evilly. Draw whiskers on yourself and crawl around, lick yourself, and meow pretending to be a cat. Walk up and down the streets, grinning like an idiot at no one in particular. Print as many copies as possible of anything you print. Draw faces on your hand, naming it Miss Penelope, and talk to it. Pretend you have gone completely deaf. (my sister did this to me once, only I fell for it and began to hyperventilate.) Run through the halls of your office building or school with your arms outstretched, making airplane noises. Periodically crash into pedestrians and lose a wing. Spiral to a crash and repeat. Say to people, "Did you wear deodorant today?" Stand on a busy corner. Gasp, look and point up. See how many people look. Walk up to someone eating. Lean over and stare at them intently until they notice. Continue to do so until they ask what you're doing. Reply, "I've been watching you eat for the last 30 seconds.. You're eating weird!" Leave the restaurant. When at dinner at a fancy restaurant, keep blowing out the candle in the middle of the table, and blame it on your date. When you're in an argument, no matter what it's about, keep yelling "I don't see your name on it!" -SpobyandHaleb4Life |
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