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Author has written 5 stories for Pretty Little Liars, Jessie, and Kickin' It.

NONE OF THESE ARE LIES!!!!!!!!

FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste."

FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
BEST FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
BEST FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

50 ways to annoy your parents!

1. Follow them around the house..everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Give yourself a swirly.
6. Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling "The sun! It's dying!!"
7. Run into walls.
8. Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house in your underwear.
9. Have nervous spasms at random times.
10. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
11. Pretend to worship the Devil.
12. Stand over them at 4 in the morning with a HUGE grin on your face and say "Good morning sunshine!"
13. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.
14. Run in circles.
15. Recite a whole movie 3 times.
16. Pretend to beat yourself up.
17. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"
18. Slither everywhere.
19. Put Peeps in the microwave and watch them blow up. If you put the whole container in make sure that you remove the plastic first.
20. Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist. tell them you're making a fashion statement.
21. Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way.
22. Super glue your finger up your nose.(my favorite)
23. Talk to a pen.
24. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.
25. Tell your younger sibling that he/she was born at the zoo in the monkey cage and that the reason that he/she was red in his/her baby picture is because he/she had an allergic reaction to the shaving cream the doctors used to shave all the monkey fur off of him/her.(that's what I did to my little sister and she totally beliebed me!)

26. Try and climb the wall.(another one of my favorites)
27. Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending to be a fly.
28. Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead. Say your a lovely unicorn.
29. In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!!"
30. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.
31. Do what they actually tell you.
32. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "oh...I get it!"(love tis one!)
33. Eat your hair.
34. Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal.
35. Eat anything obviously not edible.
36. Jump off the roof, trying to fly.(attempt at own risk)
37. Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house.(I've actually done that before!)
38. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."
39. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!!!!"
40. Try and snorkle in your fish tank.
41. Ask them quietly "Pardon me but do you have any.." then yell "SHOELACES!!!!!!"
42. Chase an imaginary tail.(totally fun!)
43. Demand that you want your own area code.
44. At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"
45. Pretend to be 346 years old.
46. Hang upside down in your closet.
47. Pretend to be a phone.
48. Try to swim in the floor.
49. Tap on their door all night.
50. When ever they ask you a Question ask them why?!
Have fun and keep annoying your parents

Ways to Annoy People in General:

Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

Pay for your dinner with pennies.

Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off.

Name your dog "Dog".

Mow your lawn with scissors.

Ask people what gender they are.

Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think."

Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.

When asked to do things, repeat the instructions to the body parts involved. (ie. "Hand, will you please open the door.")

Tell small children that they don't look very promising.

Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”

Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!"

)Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons.

If you see kids building a sand castle at the beach, say, "That's not a real castle!"

Stand in front of the doorway and glare at people when they try to get by.

Whisper right in someone's ear, "I know what you did last summer." When you really have no idea what they did at all.

Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to you, hold your hand up to prevent them from saying anything and say, "Look, I know what you're going to ask me... For the last time, no, I will NOT go out with you."

As people talk, smell their shoulders.

Ask the waitress at a restaurant for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

Bark like a dog whenever anyone says the word "the."

Bring a portable CD player to a concert and listen the CD because you insist that it is "Just better quality."

Call into school and tell them you have something better to do today, so you won't be attending.

Close your eyes and start snoring whenever anyone tries to talk to you.

When someone asks you for the time, check your wrist even if you don't have a watch and shout "Plundering Pickles!!! I am late for my meeting with my goldfish!!! I promised Mr. Macarobi that I wouldn't be late again!!!"

Continuously open your briefcase or bag and say into it, "Have you got enough air in there?"

If you have one, declare your apartment an independent nation, and threaten to sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace."

Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

Every time you see a particular person, shout, "So we meet again!" and laugh evilly.

Draw whiskers on yourself and crawl around, lick yourself, and meow pretending to be a cat.

Walk up and down the streets, grinning like an idiot at no one in particular.

Print as many copies as possible of anything you print.

Draw faces on your hand, naming it Miss Penelope, and talk to it.

Pretend you have gone completely deaf. (my sister did this to me once, only I fell for it and began to hyperventilate.)

Run through the halls of your office building or school with your arms outstretched, making airplane noises. Periodically crash into pedestrians and lose a wing. Spiral to a crash and repeat.

Say to people, "Did you wear deodorant today?"

Stand on a busy corner. Gasp, look and point up. See how many people look.

Walk up to someone eating. Lean over and stare at them intently until they notice. Continue to do so until they ask what you're doing. Reply, "I've been watching you eat for the last 30 seconds.. You're eating weird!" Leave the restaurant.

When at dinner at a fancy restaurant, keep blowing out the candle in the middle of the table, and blame it on your date.

When you're in an argument, no matter what it's about, keep yelling "I don't see your name on it!"

-SpobyandHaleb4Life

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Empty Silence by redhandedwickedlittlemachine reviews
When Ezra left to meet Malcolm, he never came home. When Aria runs into him seven long years later, his very valid reasoning for the disconnect is the last thing she expected. Rating for language and content. Ezria/Spardy.
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,121 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/4/2017 - Published: 2/23/2015 - [Aria M., Ezra F.] [Spencer H., OC]
A New Kind of Hunger Games by LovingMarvel reviews
Aria, Hanna, Spencer, and Emily are in a new place. In their Districts. Where the Dark Days ruined their families and lives forever. Along come the annual Hunger Games- Will they survive? (Braving the Horrors is the oncoming revised version!)
Crossover - Hunger Games & Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 27,976 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/24/2016 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Complete
The Journey Is The Destination by AmyAmilyMe reviews
Perfect. That's how everyone would describe Spencer's life. She has everything she ever wanted including a loving boyfriend and the coolest best friend. But one night, one little mistake could change it all. AU: Wrencer/Toby love triangle.
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,110 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/29/2015 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Spencer H., Toby C.
When it all Falls Down by LOVESUCKS87 reviews
Everything at the rock is going perfectly fine until new girl Emily Kimetko joins the team the group battles fights,boyfriends ,parties,and being lost in gymnastics camp without any transportation or cell phones. Then at the end it starts all over with another new girl Moreiah(pronounced like moreya) a girl from Mexico who is just like emily except she's RICHer than greekyogurt
Make It or Break It - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Emily K, Payson K, Lauren T., Kaylie C.
Life ITself by LOVESUCKS87 reviews
Jack and kim used to be friends but they fell apart and now he is the Bad boy of Seaford high and always taunts Kim will they always be different or cope with eachother or just ignore and tease for the longest
Kickin' It - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Jack B., Jerry M., Kim C., Milton K.
Ezria Twins by prettylittlefans1 reviews
Ezra and Aria may have had their problems but they're going to be a family, with two little ones on the way. Ezria fluff enjoy. Please read and review. Rated T due to mild bad language, mild sexual content and references to mental illness
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 48,034 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/15/2015 - Published: 9/4/2014 - Aria M., Ezra F. - Complete
Good Girls Are Bad Girls That Haven't Been Caught by DirectorT reviews
A short one-shot inspired by 5SOS, hope you like it. Jack is the nerd and Kim is the 'good girl' or so everyone thinks.
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Jack B., Kim C., Brody C. - Complete
Kisses EzrA by MissDayDreamer1996 reviews
How Aria will handle it when she finds Ezra under A's hoodie? Will Ezra save her before it's too late? How will Ezria survive though this ordeal? The story revolves around truth behind A through Ezria! Takes place after 4x12.
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 18,277 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 10/16/2013 - [Aria M., Ezra F.] Alison D., CeCe D.
Mending Two Hearts by tamfan22 reviews
Winner - First Place for a TR Anonymous Prompt Contest. Summary: Jacob Black decides he can't be a platonic friend to Bella anymore. He makes a decision to stop seeing her for a while. Will this send Bella into another dark depression, or will she do some much needed soul searching.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,109 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
The Giver 24th Chapter by A Guy You Don't Know About reviews
It's the undiscovered chapter of the Giver
Giver - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Complete
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Oh My Little Liars reviews
The Liars are back and smaller than ever. We start off with all the girls at age 3. Soon... Im so bad at summaries read and find out.
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,524 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/24/2015 - Published: 1/26/2015 - Spencer H., Aria M., Hanna M., Emily F.
Kickin' It In The Chat Room reviews
Send me Ideas for them to chat about
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/28/2015 - Published: 6/24/2015 - Jack B., Kim C., Jerry M., Milton K.
Finding A reviews
READDDDDDDD!
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/19/2015 - Published: 2/25/2015 - Spencer H., Hanna M., Aria M., Emily F.
Hey jessie reviews
Jessie meets some new friends. See her journey
Jessie - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/20/2014
LITTLE LITTLE LIARS reviews
The girl are chatting... READ TO FIND OUT!
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2014 - Aria M., Emily F., Hanna M., Spencer H. - Complete
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