EmTheAlmighty
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Joined 06-02-13, id: 4763111, Profile Updated: 11-19-14
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, Durarara!!/デュラララ!!, and Sherlock.

Don't make me hate writing, please. It's the only thing I have in a world of idiots.

Age: 17

Sex: Female

City: San Antonio, TX

Occupation: Obviously writing... I'm too caught up in school, otherwise

YouTubers: Just about all of the hipster shit. Yes, the term relates to me, as my friends tell me.

Music: Don't ask unless you want a file containing well over the amount of artists you're comfortable with handling.

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Things I Extremely Dislike: Homophobes, crazy religious people, bad drivers, messy things, cold tea that's meant to be hot, a dead battery, an empty stomach, bias assholes, people with an unwanted and unconstructive opinion, absence of books, absence of words (written), hot weather, punk ass kids, irresponsible teenagers, weed haters, certain genre haters, blue screen.

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Coffee Sidefics II by Rasengan22 reviews
A second collection of Coffee sidefics that take place post-Seattle.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,564 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
It Started Over Coffee by Rasengan22 reviews
Naruto's polite gesture wins him a new friend. A very witty, charming one at that. NaruSasu/SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,663 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 2,952 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 2/3/2017 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Coffee Sidefics by Rasengan22 reviews
Extra scenes for the It Started Over Coffee universe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,434 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 11/4/2015 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
In Sickness And In Health by Dana-Eliza reviews
Sasuke meets a very drunk Naruto at a party and with the way Naruto is rubbing up against him, he can't help it but take him home. But why is Naruto acting so needy and why is he so desperate to have fun this night? SasuNaru, yaoi, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,625 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 7/4/2015 - Published: 11/30/2012 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Merci Beaucoup, Monsieur Uchiha by x.Mrs.ItachiUchiha.x reviews
Whilst on a school trip to the city of love, some feeling come to light between friends. YAOI, Rated M for future LEMON. Naruto x Sasuke, NaruSasu or whatever you want to call it. UPDATED/REVISED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,364 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Welcome Home by JustLittle0ldMe reviews
[One shot] Sasuke returns from a long mission; drained and tired all he wants to do is see his blond lover. NaruSasu PWP. Warning: Smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Living Hell by Hollowshirosaki413 reviews
ONE-SHOT. Ichigo fet used, over and over again. But something changed, something strange, and Grimmjow becomes more open. The orangette couldn't get enough. But when a friend gets in the way of them two, and something devistating happens, the role's are switched over to Grimmjow, who felt like he was going to die with the news given to him. "He's in a coma."
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Always by AnonAngel87 reviews
After being kicked out of his dorm like yesterdays garbage Naruto winds up roomates with a complete stranger. . .only. . .it feels as if they've known each other forever. . . How will the two cope with getting to know each other. . .and will they be able to resist the pull each secretly feels for the other? SasuNaru AU / OOCness (boy x boy love. . .don't like. . .don't read. . .)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,909 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Games by MoldyDew reviews
Uchiha Sasuke is back in Konoha, under the strict supervision of his former sensei Hatake Kakashi. Surely a man of Kakashi's stature is up to the challenge of playing dangerous games with a horny teen? Kakashi x Sasuke, Yaoi, rated M for a reason. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,639 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year? by Rasengan22 reviews
An extended Coffee sidefic. Naruto and Sasuke spend their first Christmas and New Year's together, but the holidays are not without their surprises.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 80,084 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
We All Fall Down by vernajast reviews
When Uzumaki Naruto fell in the line of duty, the Konoha Police Department buried him with full honors. But now Sasuke's left with an empty house, an empty bed—an empty life—and he doesn't know how to cope. The truth is, for the first time in his life, Sasuke feels completely lost. SasuNaru/NaruSasu, Police AU, angst w/a happy ending.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,046 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
A Shadow Darkly by Kirsh reviews
Sasuke returns to Konoha and runs out of chances. Under Kakashi's care, a human becomes a pet. KakaXSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,394 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Kakashi H., Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Forever mine by shiverdreams reviews
"Sasuke... do you believe in reincarnation?" It turns out dealing with a band while being creatures of the night isn't all that easy, especially when sparks fly between the singer and guitarist, who have the feeling they've met before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 163,132 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just sitting on the bench by Yuori reviews
Sasuke did not expect to fall in love but he did and it came in the form if Kakashi Hatake or "Bakakashi" to Sasuke. Now Sasuke has to keep him a secret from his INSANE family bent on Narusasu love...Kakasasu is about to make a hit Fianale
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,112 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Dill Pickles and Lemonade by Ryura Ryrin reviews
Joey's always been a little odd, and Chandler's going to find out just how odd when he inquires on his food choice. One-shot. Slash. Chandler/Joey
Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Chandler B., Joey T. - Complete
Stupid Mistake by o0-Constance-0o reviews
Of course, it was never Gai's intention to mistake Kakashi for the woman of his dreams when he was more inebriated than he could ever remember, but a drunken kiss can change into either something wonderful, horrible, or just a stupid mistake. Gai/Kakashi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 101,369 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Gai M., Kakashi H.
A Question of Taste by o0-Constance-0o reviews
So many trips to Ichiraku's with Naruto left Kakashi broke and absolutely starving. He was just lucky that one Sarutobi Asuma was a notoriously good cook who was looking for a guinea pig. Asuma/Kakashi, contains graphic lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,711 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Asuma S., Kakashi H. - Complete
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What A Surprise reviews
Reading a friend that is unreadable is a tedious job for someone of John's moral background. But, whatever.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,274 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 11/19/2014 - [John W., Sherlock H.]
These Nights of Lies reviews
Hate hides the inevitable love they dwell over. This love is protected by silent lies.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Izaya O.
Irresistable
After running from his annoying admirers, Sasuke comes home to an early surprise! Naruto always seems to make his raven feel at home.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,910 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Naruto U.