![]() Hey, you know my name. I just wanted you to know will that there will most likely most never be any stories here, Beta at most. FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), ChiyoChiyamamoto (USA), Mischa Rowe (Australia), Ita-hime (Canada), Little-bad-Angel(Austria), Bloody.-.Fang5507(USA), Greywing44 (USA) Chidori Minami(USA), Pokemonfan6000(USA), EmeraldDragon1(USA), Sega Nesquik (USA), stormgreywolf (USA), Low-key Otaku (USA) Friends or Best friends FRIENDS: never ask anything to eat or drink BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food FREINDS: Call your parents Mr. Mrs. and grandma and grandpa BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRAMPS FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail at 2 A.M BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN we really messed up!" FRIENDS: Would leave you if you were a criminal. BEST FRIENDS: Are the ones you call in the middle of the night to tell them you killed someone and they would say "SHIT, what we gonna do with the body??" FRIENDS: Would help you up if you fell BEST FRIENDS: Would laugh at you and trip you again FRIENDS: Never seen you cry BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you’re not down anymore FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad ... Here’s a tissue" FRIENDS: Look at you in disapproval when you do something really stupid. BEST FRIENDS: Will be at your side doing something stupid with you. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life FREINDS: Will leave you behind if that’s what everyone else is doing BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say ,"IM HOME what we having for dinner?" FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. BEST FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life FRIENDS: ask you why you're crying BEST FRIENDS: already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. BEST FRIENDS: Will knock the shit out of them! FRIENDS: would say "He wasn't good enough for you" BEST FRIENDS: would walk up to the person who broke your heart and yell at the top of there lungs "IT'S BECAUSE YOUR GAY ITSN'T IT!!" FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, “drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste” FREINDS: Will ignore this BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit Amazing Quotes "A plea of Innocence is guilty of wasting my time" "Life is but a dream...we just have to be bold and live it." "I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ." "Is God willing to prevent evil but not able? Then he is not Omnipotent Is he able but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he able and willing? Then from whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him god?" "The definition of Philosophy, is to have questions without answers. The definition of religion, is to have answers without question." "War does not determine who is right, only who is left." "We must become the change we want to see." "Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, knowledge without integrity is dangerous and dreadful" "It may be necessary temporarily to accept a lesser evil, but one must never label a necessary evil as good." "Beat your thoughts to the mold of your will" "Man is least himself when he speaks in his own image. Grant him a mask and he will tell you the truth." "Greatness is never appreciated in youth, called pride in midlife, dismissed in old age and reconsidered in death. It is because we cannot tolerate greatness in our midst we do all that we can to destroy it." "It is only when you fall, that you learn whether or not you can fly" The Situation in Hell The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God." THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A." |
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