![]() Author has written 1 story for Hetalia - Axis Powers. Hullo I'm Izzy. Read on to learn about me because who doesn't love meeting strangers online? Appearance : Tall, curvy thin, which sounds nicer then it is, brown, uninteresting eyes under all this make up, Wine colored maroon hair (from a box) That occasionally swallows a brush or houses small birds, lips that could induce envy in lip obsessed people, if they weren't so chapped they bled, and most importantly my prized cartoon eyebrows, always arched like a bloody disney villainess. This portrait is too flattering. Here, try imagining the person I just described. Good, now three times as glamorous, in four inch heels. Now picture her as not having slept in four days, and also having died bout an hour back, and sickly pale... This is me. Personality : Dry, sarcastic, extremely empathetic, at least attempted kindness, but also bitchiness beyond words that I try to control. (I would never use it on a stranger) I'm lethargic and no where near as smart as I pretend to be. They still haven't caught on. My tongue can be poison, and I speak in ridiculous extravagant ramblings that resemble Jane Eyre meets Woody Allen, with unused cockney slang in my Canadian accent. It's like a bad joke. My self aware pretentiousness will be the death of me and my love for quick with is my will to live. There's more too, but it doesn't leap to my mind. |
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