![]() DON'T PANIC Hello everybody who wants to learn everything about me, I might want to warn, it is not very interesting. Just Kidding, you will learn nothing about me.(OK, maybe something) BUT you cannot take these things away from me; hockey, my idiot-prone/nice/goofy personality, the warriors series/legend&prodigy/giver series, and hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy trilogy (wrongly named) and you can't take the fact that I play the Tenor Saxaphone. OH, and I LLLLOOOOVVVVEEEE cats (well no duh, I have read the warriors series 6 times). SO, any warrior fans out there, I absolutely love Brambleclaw, then Firestar would be a close second, and last, but not least, Blackstar. NOT DONE YET!!!!!!! Now to the fun part, coping and pasting.(Anybody who think it is truly fun, copy and paste this into your profile.) If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this to your profile. And there is one cat in these stories that I will write that is MINE! Flamekit/Flamepaw/Flamepelt/Flamestar:A she-cat that is a dark red color with emerald eyes. And this one is my bro's, DeathLord987. Icekit/Icepaw/Icecloud:A tom that is white with piercing ice-blue eyes. OH, I also have a couple of cats and a dog and a bird and we used to have a fish. One of my cats is Nacho:a Orange Tabby tom The other is Bella:a Sliver-point Siamese she-cat (The two cats strongly disagree with each other [not hate]) The dog is Sage:a chug she-dog If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this onto your profile, and add your name to this list and bold the people you know: danyan, StarDragon411, Mystic Katt, TrueThinker, Softballgirl9411, Witchdoctor42, crocgirl2815, mewmewice, RulerofFire, Grogie13, Zim'sMostLoyalServant, WrathofhteElite, Wildshadow24, Dayflower, Mysticbreez, Mysticbreeze327,Dappleflower, Sandpool124Cinderstar377, Skystar5, Mysticsparkle, Lilystar and AWESOME KITTEH, Snowsong of SnowClan, Catlover2613 IF YOU WANT A WARRIORS MOVIE, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST AND BOLD THE PEOPLE YOU KNOW: Squirrelflightlover, Dreamnorn.uplate, Nianque, AuthorAnomalous, Mosstail21, Brightsun, Avatar-state craziness, Fluttersong, Kawakage,Echosky Of ForestClan, Rory's Greatest Fan, Redwolfvirus, Otterhope, Skystar5, Mysticsparkle, Lilystar and AWESOME KITTEH, Snowsong of SnowClan, Catlover2613 If you think cats are awesome, copy this to your profile, and add your name to this list and bold the people you know on that list: Brambleclaw's Babe, Amber Sea, Mistwing, Littlewhisker, Sakeraa, Sparrowflight, Griffenclaw, Katklaws, Rainstorm007, Cherrystripe of ThunderClan, Spiritpelt, Swiftpaw of WindClan, Mosspath,Rainstorm, Emberheart0, Shiningspirit, Foxclaw999, No1fanofalot, warriorcrazy, Dappleflower, Sandpool124, Cinderstar377, Mysticsparkle, Lilystar and AWESOME KITTEH, Snowsong of SnowClan, Catlover2613 If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy this to your profile, and add your name to the list, and bold the people you know: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Hawkfire, Wildheart, Rainstorm, Whitelily, Darkstorm, Mistystar's Legacy, Gingerstar14, Wildshadow24, Dayflower, Mysticbreez, Mysticbreeze327, Dappleflower ,Sandpool124, Cinderstar377, Mysticsparkle, Lilystar and AWESOME KITTEH, Snowsong of SnowClan, Catlover2613 If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile, and bold the people you know: Rainstorm007, mysterys, Adderstar, Glissoning Raven, EspeonSilverfire2, owlreader, Stealthclaw, Celeste Night, Dappleflower, Sandpool124, Cinderstar377, Mysticsparkle, Lilystar and AWESOME KITTEH, Snowsong of SnowClan, Catlover2613 Neil A. was the first person on the moon. What does Neil A. spell backwards? Alien!!!!! Two factory workers were talking. "I know how to get some time off from work." said the man. "How do you think you will do that?" said the other one. He proceeded to show her...by climbing up to the rafters, and hanging upside down. The boss walked in, saw the worker hanging from the ceiling, and asked him what on earth he was doing? "I'm a light bulb" answered the guy. "I think you need some time off," said the boss. So, the man jumped down and walked out of the factory. The second worker began walking out too. The boss asked her where did she think she was going? "Home. I can't work in the dark." Be the person that when you're walking on the sidewalk, the homeless come to you, because you're a reliable person. "Be the change you want to see in the world."- Mahatma Gandhi !eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI ǝƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs sɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI If anybody else is curious how the one above was done (I didn't do it), copy and paste this on your profile. If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever felt like someone(thing) was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are planing world domination (most of us are) then copy and paste this onto your profile. If people think you are mentally insane (even just slightly, then do it anyway), copy and paste this onto your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you hate girly-girls or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think (or know) you're obsessed with warriors, copy and paste this into your profile. If you would (but you're not allowed too), live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new Warriors books, copy and paste this into your profile. If you wish that one day, Warrior cats need to attack your town because you think something exciting needs to happen, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know (or strongly think) that you've lived (or are living) in a haunted house possibly built over a graveyard, copy and paste this into your profile. If anybody every asks if you play an instrument, and you don't, just say you play the vocal chords because everybody talks, right? Check this out...I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile. If anybody asks, the answer is always 42. Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't. This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is an cat This is idiot cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down. I bet you can't resist passing it on when you're done! You konw lfie bceeoms itnreseintg wehn eevr lfie sartts hnadnig out lmoens for rael. Now for the random moment. STARKER SONG TIME!!!! ("One Way or Another" if guys really want to know it) One way or another I'm gonna find ya One way or another I'm gonna find ya And if the lights are all out One way or another I'm gonna lose ya I'll walk down the mall One way or another I'm gonna getcha, I'll getcha, I'll getcha getcha getcha getcha Can you touch the air? I mean you can feel it as wind, but can you like give it a high five or fist bump as you walk by? Put this in your profile if you love to laugh! People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs. If you can't convince them, confuse them. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you. What happens if you get scared half to death... twice? Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics. The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. I run with scissors. It makes me feel dangerous. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where is my ceiling? When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales? If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk! Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. I smile because I have no idea what's going on. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door... Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there! I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me? Having the love of your life say,"We can still be friends," is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them! I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned. I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead. Stressed is Desserts backwards :) Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most. You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. There's a light at the end of every tunnel- let's just hope it's not a train. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? I am in shape...round is a shape... I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall down the stairs, and I laugh even harder. Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is. Forecast for tonight: darkness. Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole. Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why are you scared?! Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, but all I want to know is who's drank my water! When your down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I'll be willing to lay down right next to you. You don't die of a broken heart... you only wish you did. Sticks and stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within. Its not until you're broken that you know what you're made of. There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled. When your are in jail, a friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying,"Dang, that was fun!" People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world. Silence is golden, duct tape is silver. Friends will always be like,"Well, you deserve better!" but best friends will prank call him saying,"Seven days..." The toothfairy teaches kids it's okay to sell body parts. I'm not crazy. My reality is just different then yours. I was about to take over the world, but I got distracted when I saw something shiny. Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot. Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? I DON'T obsess! I think intensely...and like all the time. Jogging is a slow sprinting, Coach! If a synchronized swimmer drowns, does that mean they all have to? It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces. I'm not random, I'm just HEY LOOK A SQUIRREL! They never suspect the short one. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? Anyone else having trouble getting to Narnia? Stereotyping? How do you type with a stereo? People who don't know me think I'm quiet. People who do wish I was. I didn't slap you, I high-fived your face. You're a great friend, but if the zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you. DEATH: the number 1 killer in the U.S...tell your friends. Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI!! Hey stupid! Your sock is untied... If my calculations are correct...slinky (plus) escalator= EVERLASTING FUN!! Ever notice that studying is "student" and "dying" put together? Owww! Charlie!! Charlie bit me... Procrastinators; the leaders of tomorrow. I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me. Chocolate is the answer no matter what the question is. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? We're so cool ice cubes are jealous. I'm not as random as you think I- SALAD. It's okay, Pluto. I'm not a planet either. Ever wonder why bologna and lasagna don't rhyme? Laughing until your stomach hurts is what friends are for. If people were all meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters. On a scale of 1 to crazy, I'm a PENGUIN!!! I see no good reason to act my age. Don't follow my footsteps. I run into walls. Be a dork!! Because being cool is overrated. At this moment, you're the oldest you've ever been. Pretty deep, huh? Worst time to have a heart attack: during a game of charades. If you're reading this then you're not dead. Good for you. I ROCK! Guitar Hero told me. I tried being normal, but I didn't like it. Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to. There are two things that are infinite. The universe and human stupidity. And I'm not so sure about the universe. Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes. Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is. Be yourself. That's crazy enough. You always get what's coming to you: unless it gets lost in that mail. The trouble with real life is that there is no background music. I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere. Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything. If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do? I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something. Does anybody remember the quote "Be the change you want to see in the world." Here is a link to a video that symbolizes that. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-cg0WDB8uI Judge people by there personalty, not by there level of thinking, not there smartness, not by what size clothes they wear, not by how tehy slepl, and most certainly, don't judge people on there opinions. Stop here if don't want to cry, just go to the bottom of my profile. Warrior Cat Oath I'll remember Brightheart…When I see a scar one someone's face I will think of WindClan...Every time I win a race. I'll remember Goosefeather...When nobody believes me I'll remember Scourge...When someone's teased for being tiny I'll remember Heathertail...When someone wants to be 'just friends' I will think of StarClan...When I am near the end I'll remember Leafpool...When I must follow my heart I'll remember Hollyleaf...If I ever fall apart I'll remember Brambleclaw...When I must prove myself. I'll remember Spottedleaf...When I'm suffering from bad health I'll remember Lionblaze...When I am feeling strong I'll remember Tigerstar...If I choose the path that's wrong I'll remember Dovewing...When I hear of something far away I'll remember Cloudtail...When a kitten catches their first prey I'll remember Feathertail...Whenever I must be brave I'll remember The Tribe...When I'm in a cave I'll remember Ashfur...When somebody breaks my heart I'll remember Barley...When me and my siblings are far apart I'll remember Ivypool...When I try to be the best I'll remember Firestar...When my loyalty's put to the test I'll remember the many battles...When I see conflict or strife I promise to remember all of these cats... For the rest of my life 95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5 that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell, "DO A FLIP". 90% of teens today would die if MySpace/Facebook had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10% that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your profile. 99.5% of all teens would cry if Hannah Montana(Miley Cyrus) were on a 20 story building about to jump. The other 0.5 would bring a chair and popcorn. Copy and Paste if you're one of those 0.5 that would bring popcorn and a good chair screaming "JUMP!" the entire time. 95% of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5% who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. 98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2% who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile. (Whoever did is amazing) If you're part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile If you have ever started humming a song that you have absolutely no idea what it is put this on your profile. If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! If you are against racism, copy this onto your profile. THE ONLY RACE IS HUMANITY! If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! If you ever got hit in the face with a soccerball, football, etc., copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. I y p i l c a p t o t i t m i e l If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile. If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read all the way to the end of my profile, copy and paste this into your profile. WE ARE SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE. Now, if you did listen to the rule of going to the bottom of the profile, then go back up, because half of it is funny, the other half is more stuff to copy and paste. If you break the rules sometimes (like just now), copy and paste this in your profile. PPPLLLEEEAAASSSEEE NO BAD WORDS IN MY REVIEWS!!!!!!!! "It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)" That's great, it starts with an earthquake Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn Team by team, reporters baffled, trumped, tethered, cropped It's the end of the world as we know it Six o'clock, TV hour, don't get caught in foreign tower It's the end of the world as we know it (I had some time alone) It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) The other night I dreamt a nice continental drift divide It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) It's the end of the world as we know it It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) (It's time I had some time alone) |
What If? by Blossomstripe reviews