![]() Author has written 1 story for Hunger Games. May the odds be ever in your favor Funny quotes from random places: Person 1: I'm a Harry Potter fan. I wish I could go to Hogwarts! Person 2: I'm a Percy Jackson fan. I wish I could go to Camp Halfblood! Person 3: I'm a Hunger Games fan and I... Never mind, I'm good. I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated to do nothing. Boys fall for me... Because I trip them. I'M NOT RANDOM! You just can't think as fast as me. Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis Can you say that!?! Bet not! An optimist says the glass is half full. Roses are red, violets are blue, if I had a brick, I'd throw it at you. My friends said that onions were the only food that could make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his head. You can't fix stupid with duct tape. If you ever saw Justin Bieber about to jump off a cliff, A lot of girls would be screaming. Copy and paste if you would be a person in a lawn chair playing music eating popcorn and yelling, "DO A BACK FLIP!" I throw my wand up in the air sometimes, saying ay-o, where'd my nose go? -Voldemort I throw my sandwich at the Subway guy, saying ay-o I asked for may-o! When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and sit back while everyone wondered how you did it. If you can't drop your attitude, at least put it on a shelf. Dear people who ask why girls go to the bathroom together, Hermione Granger went to the bathroom alone and got attacked by a troll. Enough said. Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver. If nothing can go right, go left. I hate when I see someone at the grocery store, and they ask "Hey! What are you doing here?". After a while, I started replying, "Oh, you know. Hunting elephants." Hi If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy and paste this onto your profile FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not upset anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff. But that's okay, you never returned the shirt you borrowed from them either. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will tell off the crowd that left you and tell you that you're to good for them anyways FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one holding your hair as you throw up into the toilet. After this, you won't get drunk again. |
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