Plutonian Llama
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Joined 06-04-01, id: 76708
Well, as you can see, there is nothing here.

a tumbleweed blows by

I'm still not sure why my fics were deleted...I'm kind of glad they were. Some of that stuff was crap now that I think of it...

Still...

another tumbleweed joins the first one, they eventually elope off of this poor author's bio

updated 1/3/06

Currrently Obsessed With:
Naruto
Detective Conan
Dragonball Z

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Mission: Kiss Me Deadly by DixieGoddess reviews
Iruka has been assigned a new mission involving the lips of several of the villages most elite jounin. Poor, shy 'Ruka! Kakairu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,030 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Puppy's Paradise by KakyoTheStickInTheMud reviews
SJ yaoi How has Joey been supporting his huge appetite and drunken father with time to spare for school and duels? Why, a secret, sexy job at a gentleman’s club, of course! When a business associate of Seto Kaiba treats him to a “mystery dance,” bli
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,966 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 11/13/2004 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba
Focus by Sweedy-sama reviews
Ryoma is distracted by Tezuka and that's how it all begins. YAOI
Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 189,143 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 1/28/2004
As Loyalty Can Be by Kimmy Jarl reviews
It's peace. Buu is defeated, Goku is back on Earth. Vegeta realizes that there was nothing to fight... and he refuses to be dictated by old ghosts anymore. Yaoi, GokuVegeta
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,132 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Goku, Vegeta - Complete
Conviction by QuestofDreams reviews
NaruSasu, SasuNaru. Convictions are what guide a ninja. But with assassinations, misplaced goals, and the threat of Akatsuki to occupy his time, even Naruto can lose his way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 97,201 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 12/15/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
All The Broken Pieces by Princess Tyler Briefs reviews
KakaIruKaka, eventually. Tsunade bets Asuma that Kakashi can teach Iruka to be a jonin in two months, and both men have their lives suddenly thrown into chaos. Amoung the challenges, love begins to work it's way into the hearts of the the two nin, and in
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 74,210 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 1,420 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Happy Birthday Dallas by zevie reviews
COMPLETE Y'all may hate me for this. It may deserve the R rating but whatever. It's Dally's birthday and he's kissing someone...someone who's not a girl...
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 101,993 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 10/7/2002 - Dallas W., Tim S. - Complete
Of Rifles and Repercussions by vampire-otaku1 reviews
Both Zoro and Sanji are too pigheaded to admit there might be anything other than thinly veiled hatred between them. That is, until a bullet opens both their eyes to the fickleness of life, and reminds them that sometimes you just have to take a chance.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,708 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/24/2007 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Complete
Blind by Makoredeyes reviews
After a mission gone wrong, Iruka is left in Kakashi's care, despite a rather unpleasant past between the 2. Yaoi kakairu FINISHED Rated for occasional language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 132,086 - Reviews: 1614 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Secrets of the Forbidden Broomcloset by Anthea Rose reviews
Draco Malfoy is beyond infuriated when a bored Daily Prophet pins him as gay, and he's willing to do anything to prove his heterosexuality - even accept help from an aloof but sympathizing Harry Potter. DMHP SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 137,386 - Reviews: 4487 - Favs: 2,542 - Follows: 1,622 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Prankster by demonrubberducky reviews
A rash of pranks has broken out in Konoha in the aftermath of the Chuunin Exams. Kakashi is determined to find the ninja responsible, but just who will be outwitting who? KxI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,962 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Checkmate by Naadi reviews
HxD slash. Draco has a plan to get Harry Potter, and challenges him to a game of Dare Chess. But is it love, or betrayal, he has in mind? A real game of chess is played throughout the story. A seventh year story based on canon through Goblet of Fire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 259,337 - Reviews: 2446 - Favs: 3,696 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 5/1/2006 - Published: 5/26/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Per Solum Lacuna: By Words Alone by wintermoon2 reviews
Enchanted diaries bring solace to unlikely lost souls. It's a wizarding twist on the classic tale of penpals. What will happen when these mystery writers finally meet? HD Completed!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 594,497 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 1,628 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 3/3/2006 - Published: 1/3/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Chasing Naruto by AkaiTsume reviews
AU: College Years. Sasuke doesn't want to come to terms with his feelings, but when rivals appear, he has to take matters into his own hands...NaruSasu Shounenai, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 130,280 - Reviews: 2661 - Favs: 3,504 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Neji H., Gaara - Complete
Of Beast And Blade by Scribbler reviews
[AU] In a distant realm where sword and sorcery rule, unlikely heroes have been chosen to save their world. [Ch20: Ororo finally shows her true colours. Meanwhile, Tabby's dramatic appearance in the fight against Sabertooth may be a double edged sword]
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 255,455 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/5/2005 - Published: 9/10/2002
After the Rains by BitterEloquence reviews
A night of lost keys and falling rain reveals far more then either Kakashi or Iruka ever expected. Neither were prepared to face the truth that stared them in the face and neither dared back away. Kakshia xIruka COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,240 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/29/2005 - Published: 7/23/2005 - [Iruka U., Kakashi H.] - Complete
The Very Secret LiveJournals by Arrmaitee reviews
NEW CH 8! SLASH, PARODY! These raunchy journals expose the burning secrets of Hogwarts' students & staff! Warning: contains excessive references to Harry’s eyes, Draco’s cherry, cold showers, kinky leather goodies, and a virgin sacrifice for Uncle Voldie!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,593 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/13/2005 - Published: 12/31/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Quenching a Thirst by Myka reviews
Sanzo's thirst leads him to a mysterious spring. Unfortunately, he's too thirsty to care about the warning that comes with it. Unfortunate for Gojyo, that is. Chapter 3 reuploaded due to mistake.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,891 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/7/2004 - Published: 2/5/2004
Of Games and Assassins by Cherrie reviews
(Added: Chapter 14) It's settled. Illumi Zoldick has reached the age he has been dreading for so long. To escape his fate, he turns to the one single person who could help him. Hisoka x Illumi
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,414 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 5/4/2003
The Rumour by omi1 reviews
There’s a rumour going around about Seigaku’s buchou… (COMPLETED!)
Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,513 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/22/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004 - Complete
This Side of Me by cherrycola69 reviews
Saving his mortal enemy in a moment of insanity Draco is suddenly labelled a hero. Floundering in a new life and hiding from Death Eaters with Harry he finds that his allegiance isn’t the only thing that’s changed DH COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,302 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/19/2003 - Published: 5/20/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Rurouni's Guide to Idiocy by RurouniGochan reviews
The journey from hitokiri to rurouni a mentally angstbusting change. ...Normally. The Oro, the dono suffix, the Sessha... It all had to come from somewhere or rather, someone. A lighter look at how The Rurouni came to be.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,449 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 11/12/2003 - Published: 4/23/2002 - Kenshin
Uncharted Territory by IamtheLizardQueen reviews
Ever read one of those goofy romance novels and think this would be so much better if it were slash? No? Well, I did, and so this AU was created. A HarryDraco tale, set aboard a ship. Harry's a slave, and Draco's his owner; will love be enough to guide t
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,526 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 186 - Published: 9/14/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Welcome to the Real World by IamtheLizardQueen reviews
A Harry/Draco romance, set post-Hogwart's in muggle London. Includes red mittens, linoleum, witty retorts, angst, love, dance clubs, strange friends, cooking shows, and coffee not necessarily in that order !
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 124,521 - Reviews: 2088 - Favs: 2,652 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 6/20/2003 - Published: 8/19/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete