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Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, and Parodies and Spoofs. Hey you! Yes You! Did you know i have another account? Bet you didn't! Did you know that i'm a beta on that account? Did you know i have loads of stories on there and still check my PM's and reviews? Did you know that my first ever account (the one i'm talking about right now) is called Cryingwolf 14? check it out. Now that that's out of the way, I'd like to tell you about me. This is just other stuff. ºø„ºø„„øº„øº This is a pledge i made up for how i met your mother: i promise to remember ted whenever life seems bleak. i promise to remember barney when something is legendary. i promise to remember marshal when pancakes are a baking. i promise to remember lilly when toddlers are a painting. i promise to remember robin whenever i see a bird. i promise to remember how i met your mother whenever this stuff occurs. (\_/) (\_/) boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes. My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone. I'm the kind of girl who would fall flat on my face, get up, laugh my head off, and say " That was fun!" Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over. Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity? Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hate that. Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper. The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen! Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! Don’t follow me, I’m lost too. This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me? I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter. When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate. It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER. So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun. If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later? Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down? Why do people say, “You can’t have your cake and eat it too”? Why would someone get cake if they can’t eat it? When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade Don’t mess with me I’ve got a stick. Darth Vader- "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!" I smile because I have no idea what’s going on! Life was so simple when boys had cooties I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to push down the stairs! :) I ran with scissors, and lived! You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall, I laugh even harder I’m the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide. One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons! The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it. Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else Real girls aren’t perfect, perfect girls aren’t real. I’d rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I’m not. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Cool huh ?? If yuo can raed tihs tehn ptu it on yuor porifle !! If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fanfiction is annoying, copy and paste this into your profile. (I MEAN COME ON!! I'M A W-E-R-E-W-O-L-F, THEREFORE HUMAN IDENTIFICATION IF POINTLESS!!) Did you know... kissing is healthy.bananas are good for period pain.it's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually unhealthy.you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love surprises.Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISHYour wish has just been recieved.Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted If ya can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is downloading all of Twilight and New Moon off the books on C.D. from the libary, and listning to them over and over again. Crazy is when you dont say a thing about yourself in your fanfiction bio but insted yell random things that make you laugh Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends. Crazy is when you laugh about how Edward Cullen thinks Bella is DEAD in New Moon, even though it's a very serious matter, and your sister hears you and asks why you're laughing so loud and you tell her and she just cries about it because she thinks it's sad. Crazy is when you headbang to a slow song, or become odsessed with the song "Let it Die" by Three Days Grace because it reminds you of Edward Cullen for some odd reason. Crazy is naming your winter jacket Mr. Puffy and your best friend naming hers Mrs. Puffy and letting them marry for the winter. Then at the end of the winter, they both retire and divorce each other. Crazy is when you are taking a math test and go over on ur scrap sheet of paper to work out the problem, and start drawing spirals until the teacher goes five minutes left! Crazy is having a major arguement with your friend...and i mean major...its still going on and it has already been a year...about which one is better: pudding or jello. Crazy is when you start laughing until you butt falls off for no apparent reason and your mom comes in the room and goes like, "What the hell is going on?" Crazy is if you suddenly yell, 'PARTY IN MY TUMMY!' and everyone stares at you in Pre-Algebra class. Crazy is when you automatically twist something completely innocent into something perverted. Crazy is when you start out painting your bedroom with your best friend and end up COVERD in pink paint and a ruined bedroom door, rolling on the floor laughing. Crazy is if you can sit through an eight hour car ride doing nothing but remembering and thinking about twilight fan fictions. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! Icon Meaning Standard smile With nose :-E Buck-tooth or Vampire Evil grin Sad or frown smile Sad with nose Super sad :P Sticking tongue out (raspberry) (((H))) Hugs :-X Kiss on the lips One eyebrow raised A broken nose tongue tied E-:-) a Ham radio operator Uni-brow Big grin happy Couple kissing :-Q Smoking Greedy Rolling your eyes Icon Meaning With braces Happy Crying Toupee smile Winking smile Winking smile with nose O:-) I'm an angel (boy) O*-) I'm an angel (girl) -O Yawn (:-D Gossip, blabbermouth Rose Rose Rose Cat O.o Confused C=:-) A chef (\_/) A bunny -O "Uh-oh" ( 8(I) Homer Simpson Icon Meaning "Foot in mouth" :-D Laughter Drunk smile Exclamation "What???" Scream :-0 Yell Confused Long nose (Liar!) Madonna Put your money where your mouth is (:I An egghead -O Yawning Pig smile Robot d[-_-]b DJ with headphones :0 Baby Eyeglasses \VVV/ King Queen
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