![]() Author has written 1 story for Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Hey! Thanks for coming to my profile! Percy Jackson is da bomb, and that's why I write about him! I used to really like writing, and I'm trying to get back into it. Here's a little about me. 1. I'm a girl. 2. I'm not really that girly. I like sports, and I don't mind getting dirty. 3. I grew up on a farm and loved running around and playing with my cousins. 4. I have a very large family, including 12 aunts and uncles and 33 cousins. 5. My life revolves around Taylor Swift. 6. I've been to 3 concerts, and don't remember what happened at either one of them. 7. I could be strangest person you've ever met. 8. I love spending time with my family, and watching Disney movies with them. 9. My cousin was the one who told me to read the Percy Jackson series. 10. I was the one who told my friends to read the Percy Jackson series. 11. The House Of Hades cover is beautiful. 12. If music or books have never been invented, I wouldn't survive. 13. I'm just a little weird. 14. I'm a MAJOR country music girl. 15. I also like pop music. 16. If I had never met my best friend, I wouldn't be the person I am now. 17. My sister is the best person ever. Not kidding at all. 18. My dad had a really hard childhood. 19. My dog likes my family better than me... 20. I've been reading since the age of 3. 21. My bed and couch are really comfortable. 22. I have no brothers and 1 sister, but my guy friends are like brothers to me. 23. My last name is Young. 24. Food. 25. Is. 26. Good. That's all! :) The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Things a Good Boyfriend Should Do When she walks away from you mad Follow her. When she pushes you or hit's you Grab her and don't let go. When she start's cussing at you Kiss her and tell her you love her. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go. When she looks at you with doubt Back yourself up. When she says its over she still wants you to be hers. When she stare's at your mouth Kiss her. When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful. When she stare's at your mouth Kiss her. When she ignores you Give her your attention. When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind. When she's quiet Ask her what's wrong. When She Pulls away pull her back. When you see her start crying, just hold her and don't say a word. Watch her favorite movie or show with her, even if you think its stupid. Kiss her in the pouring rain. Give her the world. Let her know she's important. Friends: FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!' FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reasons why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! Friends: Bring you a tissue to dry your tears. Best Friends: Have a shovel ready to bury the asshole who did this to you. FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keep on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" 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Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!" 15. 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If you could read that put it in your profile. 37 Things to do in an Elevator 1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5. Meow occasionally. 6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly. 7. Say "DING!" at each floor. 8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons. 9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them. 16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 21. Swat at flies that don't exist. 22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it. 23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off. 24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you. 25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!" 26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently. 28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it. 29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..." 30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't. 31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer. 32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting. 33. Ask, "Did you feel that?" 34. Tell people that you can see their aura. 35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again." 36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..." I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!" 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home." 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!" 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way." 19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. " 21. My mother taught me IRONY...again. "You son of a bitch!" 22. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 23. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like you're father." 24. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 25. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 26. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!" Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile Girls I WANT A GUY... Someone who would sing to me at random moments. Who would let me sleep on his chest. A BOY who would get mad at someone if they called me UGLY or were mean to me. I want someone who would call me 3 times a day if he went away. He would throw stuffed animals at me when I acted dumb and then Someone who would make fun of me just to make me laugh. He would take me to the park and give me big bearhugs all the time. He would tell all his friends about me and SMILE when he did. And we'd make out in the pouring rain. He would never be afraid to say "I love you" in front of his friends, and we'd argue about silly things and then make up. I want a boy who would kiss me at midnight on New Years Someone who would tell me I'm beautiful but not too often, who would make me laugh like NO ONE else could. But mostly, I want someone who would be my best friend and would never BREAK MY HEART Bad pick-up Line Come-backs Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together A Real Boyfriend - Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything. -When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go - When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her - Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her - Treat her like she's all that matters to you. - Stay up all night with her when she's sick. - Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid. - Give her the world. - Let her wear your clothes. - When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. - Let her know she's important. Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend." Girls post as: "A real Boyfriend." Did you know... To the world, you may be just one person, but to one person, you may be the world" "In a world of Cheerios, be a Fruit Loop!" "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss" "Within you I lose myself. Without you, I find myself wanting to become lost again" "Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river." "Men came before women because every masterpiece needs a rough draft" "If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives." "'There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side." "What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?" "Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult." "The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on." "If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers." "When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room." "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do." "In God we trust; all others must pay cash." "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else." "I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places." "Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die." "Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died." "A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." "Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils." "After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."" (btw, that means 'I don't speak English' T-T) "There are no stupid questions, just stupid people." "Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid." "The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think." "The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory." "Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?" "Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film." "If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button." "The road to success is always under construction." When you are born, you are given two eyes to see, Two legs to walk, Two arms to hug, Two ears to listen. Your even givin two shoulders to shurg at But how come your only given ONE heart...? The answer is quite simple actually... You just have to find the other one An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. A good girl is just a bad girl who's never gotten caught. Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid? I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. Very few personal problems can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives. There are three types of people: those who can count, and those who can't. History lesson: the dinosaurs didn't go extinct, Barney came and they all committed suicide. Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. He who laughs last thinks slowest. The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face. "It's not strange to argue with yourself. It's only strange to argue with yourself and lose." Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!! A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you are one of the ones that do and want to deck 'em, put this in your profile. If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. 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If you have ever just wanted to/have SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile. Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! (The most truest thing on my profile LOL!!) If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. 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(and in my iPod, and in my CD player, and in my computer, and on the radio. Music is everywhere) If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a glass/door, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile. I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love reading really long books just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song and/or "the song that never ends" copy this into your profile! If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile! If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile If you are good at annoying people (especially on loooooong car journeys) copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever get a random urge to start screaming copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile. If you like me have ADHD (Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder) copy and paste this on your profile The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile to prove it's not just me who has a problem. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you noticed that the Kim Possible movie, So the Drama, has the initials, STD, which also stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease, and find that very creepy, copy this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe),QuickCookie, xx . mari . xx RANDOMNESS96 xoxoxo redsneakers13 (what up yo yo yo) If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile. If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile :) If you're one of those people who gets excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile. If Bella annoys you when she gets all whiny and clingy copy and paste this on your profile so I don't feel lonerised :P 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile If you get bored easily post this on your profile. If you think mustaches are cool and support Movember (which I don't think they have in America) copy and paste this on your profile :) (Movember is the official month for mustaches!!) (If u haven't figured it out it falls on november and it is when males grow mustaches and get sponsors to raise money for charity) If you love Charlie's Mustache in the twilight movie and love charlie like I do! COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE! If you agree that Awkward day is the funniest thing ever! copy and paste this on your profile! (Awkward day is when you add 'in your pants' or 'in bed' to the end of every sentence e.g. "how are you...in bed?" Random stuff that I find Hilarious!! Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it. You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same. There is stupid coming out of your mouth hole again God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women. So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you I hear your silence loud and clear Children in frontseats can lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children. Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow? How can i miss you if you never left? Education is important, school however, is another matter. Boys are like knives, useful but they'll cut you eventually If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving. I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night. Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? Help I've fallen and i cant...hey nice carpet! "We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do." You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance. There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive Life is full of disappointments, and I'm full of life! Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality. Life's Tough, get a helmet The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Can vegetarians eat Animals Crackers? Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections? Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid? It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths The cops never find it as funny as you do 'I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day, and tomorrow does not look good either.' 'May God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and a big bag of money.' 'Cute but evil. Things even out.' 'You're ugly, and that's sad.' 'Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the heck am I doing, Talking to you?' 'I'm not mean. You're just a sissy.' 'I know how you feel. I just don't care.' 'School prepares you for the real world, which sucks.' 'Hating you makes me feel warm inside.' 'It's okay if you want to drop dead.' 'I would love to have a battle of the wits with you but you appear unarmed.' QUOTES TO LIVE BY 1.) Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head. 2.) Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. 3.) When other little girls wanted to be ballerinas, I kind of wanted to be a VAMPIRE. 4.) Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kind of like pirates vs. ninjas, but cooler 5.) Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it? 6.) Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'? 7.) If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from? 8.) "Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton 9.) "Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown 10.) “A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” – Unknown 11.) “Everyone is entitled to his or her own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” – Unknown 12.) “He who laughs last didn't get it.” – Unknown 13.) Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster. 14.) Oh god! They took my freaking kidney! 15.) When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up! 16.) I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again. 17.) There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count. 18.) Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head 19.) "Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." 20.) Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think its Collin. 21.) Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days" 22.) You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder 23.) They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly I think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," I don't think many people would be dead... 24.) I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes. 25.) Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make him or her public 26.) Guns don't kill people. I do. 27.) A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. 28.) He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron. 29.) My imaginary friend doesn't like you either. 30.) Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss. 31.) Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS 32.) The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. 33.) The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45. 34.) Assassinations are an extreme form of censorship. 35.) You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. 36.) I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the Internet 37.) I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. 38.) I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have 39.) Somebody needs a Happy Meal. 40.) Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement. 41.) Bella: Don't make me bite you! Me: So, you're a cannibal? 42.) Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing. 43.) AV is Addicted to Vampires 44.) There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. 45.) 'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO! 46.) I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you. 47.) Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock! 48.) I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow 49.) Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again 50.) To put it nicely, I hope you choke 51.) It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn 52.) I'm not insensitive, I just don't care 53.) If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem. 54.) The evil gnomes poked me in the bum wit a stick. 55.) Would you like a cookie? So would I. 56.) You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear. 57.) Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck. 58.) A day without sunshine is like... night. 59.) A rejected invention: Instant water! Just add water! 60.) Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot 61.) Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!! 62.) Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls. 63.) I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect! 64.) I do what cheerios tell me. 65.) I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'. 66.) I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you! (Ha-ha just like Edward Cullen!!) 67.) I'm knocking on heavens door.. Voice in back round: Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!! Me: That wasn’t my fault!! It was poor construction... I SWEAR!! Don’t look at me like that... 68.) If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth. 69.) My Braces Are Stuck To The Carpet... 70.) Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. 71.) Emmett's the strongest, Edward's the fastest, But Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make people jealous. 72.) Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my friends, well...We've gone pro. Random funny stories on Catholic beliefs (but dont worry thery're non-offencive and I am one so its all good!!) A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him". A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill." More Random stuff most of which I find hilarious The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is retard cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of every line. X Paste this on your profile if you pissed yourself laughing when you read it. And you know you did ;P 9 Things I Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! 5 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor 6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7 When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new. 8 When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? 9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass? I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check 'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. |
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