![]() I2 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch and American Eagle said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile. Arguing with yourself is fine. It's when you argue with yourself & LOSE that's weird. If you've ever done that, copy & paste this on your profile. If nobody knows the real you, copy & paste this on your profile A good friend will come bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "Damn! That was fun!" If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile. If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile 95 of kids are concerned about fitting in. If your part of the 5 percent that don't copy & paste this on your profile and add your name to this list:AnimeKittyCafe, HyperactivelyBoard, Gem W, Bara Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Reverent666, dragonsaor, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Moon-Freak00, clam theif, Sarah the Slayer, Kimitala, Kingdom Heartster, Larexene12, Organazation of 13 Ninjas, Verycrazygirl, FlameKiller, Nobodies Have Hearts, hyperactiveice, Suicide in a bottle,fange17 f you are obsessed with Fire, copy and paste this into your profile and sign your name so I know that I'm not the only pyromaniac here.: RulerofFire, Invader Nyx, TheBroccoliMustDie, Nierx, hyperactiveice, Suicide in a bottle,fange17 Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there! Normal people worry me. Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you haven't already copied and pasted this to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile. I don't follow trends, nor do I start them. I've got my own sense of fashion and my own standards. I'm willing to wear a bell on a ribbon around my neck if my mom would let me out of the house with it. Just because I'm cute doesn't mean I'm harmless. Please do not annoy the writer. She may put you in a book and kill you When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. I'm the guy that can watch tons of horror movies without getting scared, but scream when toast pops out of the toaster I'm not quiet, I'm plotting Good friends don't let you do stupid things...alone FORKS?! I'm going to Spoons If you can see that I AM reading, why would you interrupt me to ask WHAT I'm reading? It takes skill to trip up stairs, but even more to run into open doors. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message. If the dark side has cookies and the light side has chocolate, does the middle have chocolate cookies? Go Middle!! When life hands you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate! Lost in a book. Be back when i can handle reality. People who don't know me think I'm quiet...people who DO know me wish i was. Life is hard... Get a helmet If at first you don't succeed...go back and reload the gun Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat There are few problems that can’t be solved with high explosives If two wrongs don't make a right, try three Optimism is overrated. It's better to be pessimistic. That way, you can never be let down. Every time I close the door on reality, it comes through the windows. Maturity is overrated. I'll choose entertainment over maturity any day. “I won’t be surprised to find that when the world goes crazy I’ll be considered sane. Until then, fuck you.”-Mary Seif “A clean room is the sign of a seriously sick mind!”-unknown Who do you think you are? God? If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport. If I'm a freak, what are you? You shouldn't think so much. It'll strain your poor wittle brain. Letting your mind wander isn't a good idea because it'll get lost. Wow! You can actually think for yourself! I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo. Again. If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash. Honey, I don't live to please you. I find "good morning" contradictory. Life is useless. So why shouldn't we waste it? Boys are like trees - they take fifty years to grow up. You know, people are stupid. They spend millions of dollars trying to keep themselves on life support and end up dying anyway. That's what I call dramatic irony. I find the idea of an old guy sitting in the sky and watching me very creepy. Blood is red, Bruises are blue, Dear my sweet arch nemesis, A violent death is the only color for you. Laughing is something you do as you're torturing someone. Slowly and painfully. Live is so Fragile. And we are all accident prone... Man are we screwed - sombody An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind. - Mohandas Gandhi In a gentle way, you can shake the world - Mohandas Gandhi Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted. - John Lennon Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.- Groucho Marx Humor is reason gone mad.- Groucho Marx I intend to live forever, or die trying.- Groucho Marx Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile (I found this really cool if you can read it pasted in your profile please) If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! Favorite Sayings: I'm not random; I just think quicker than you. I'm not suffering from insanity. I'm enjoying every minute of it. Silence is golden, duct tape is silver. It takes 46 mucsles to frown and only 3 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing your pants; everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute screw the fruit. Boys are like slinkeys. They are useless but fun to watch fall down the stairs. Friends are like slinkeys. They put a smile on your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. I smile because I have no idea what's going on. Parents spend the first part of your life teaching us to walk and talk and the rest telling us to shut up and sit down. Keep smiling... it makes people wonder what you're up to. Come to the dark side. We have cookies! Welcome to the dark side. Are you suprised we lied about the cookies? I don't get mad; I get even You are a Innocent Uke! Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke, whips and chains are not for you - you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme. Most compatible with: Romantic Seme This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyone's nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it. That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head. If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list. Try Not To Cry Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Please if you would, If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". 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