Hi everyone! My mind is akin to a warzone home to a battle that includes two of the world's largest forces, both using all of the germ warfare and nuclear weapons at their disposal... oh, and they don't bother to pick up the bodies. (THAT was a metaphore, of course... or was that a simile? It was a simile... it had the word 'akin' in it, so it was a simile, right? correct me if I'm wrong...) And THAT was a little 2-second rant. Now, upon meeting me, most people observe three things: 1)I'm intellegent 2)I'm gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide 3)My computer doesn't work well. Only two of these assertions are true... try and guess which ones! Anyway... A bit about me: Location: Cornwall Ontario... that's in Canada. I AM AGAINST THE CURRENT BAN ON NC-17 FICS. |