![]() I am a Ravenclaw, a Half-Blood, and a proud 4th wall-breaker. Just sayin. Bug me for any chats about PJO, Hunger Games, Lord of the Rings, Artemis Fowl... Oh, just ask if I've read something and I will let you know. Books rock! Being mature is overrated. Being weird is like being normal, only better. I see regular people! I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls. Smile... it confuses people. Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can! Don't yawn in the shower. You might drown. -Bill Cosby The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. There's a ME in AWESOME but there's also a WE. I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up. Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it." Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it... I can resist anything but temptation. The best place to hide is in plain sight. You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to. You laugh at me because I'm insane, I laugh cause you just figured it out. If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. If you agree copy and paste this on your profile. 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “IN” 5. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Expresso. 6. Finish all your sentences with “In accordance with the prophecy.” 7dontuseanypunctuation 8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 9. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer. 10. Specify that your drive-through order is “To Go.” 11. Sing along at the Opera. 12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why all the poems don’t rhyme. 13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day. 14. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you’re not in the mood. 15. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON! I WON!” 16. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,"Run for your lives, they’re loose!!" 17. Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.” 18. Go in front of your classroom and shout "I like pie!" 19. Greet all your friends with a tackle. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity... 20. Copy and send this list to someone to make them smile... It's called therapy. (Bold=yes) YOUR GUY SIDE: (x) You love hoodies TOTAL: 13 ( and I am a girl!) YOUR GIRL SIDE: (x) Cats are better than dogs. (x) You wear lip gloss/Chapstick (does lip balm count?) (x) You love to shop (x) You wear eyeliner. (x) You wear the color pink. (x) Go to your mom for advice. (x) You consider cheerleading a sport. (x) You hate wearing the color black (x) You like hanging out at the mall. (x) You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. (x) You like wearing jewelry (Only earrings) (x) Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. (x) Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. (x) You don't like the movie Star Wars. (x) You were in gymnastics/dance. (when I was 7) (x) It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (x) You smile a lot more than you should (x) You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (x) You care about what you look like. (x) You like wearing dresses when you can. (x) You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne) (x) You love the movies. (x) Used to play with dolls as little kid (x) Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it (x) Like being the star of every thing Total: 6 That is very sad. |
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