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I am a Ravenclaw, a Half-Blood, and a proud 4th wall-breaker. Just sayin. Bug me for any chats about PJO, Hunger Games, Lord of the Rings, Artemis Fowl... Oh, just ask if I've read something and I will let you know. Books rock!


Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I see regular people!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls.

Smile... it confuses people.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Don't yawn in the shower. You might drown. -Bill Cosby

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

There's a ME in AWESOME but there's also a WE.

I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it."

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

I can resist anything but temptation.

The best place to hide is in plain sight.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

You laugh at me because I'm insane, I laugh cause you just figured it out.

If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. If you agree copy and paste this on your profile.


20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “IN”

5. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Expresso.

6. Finish all your sentences with “In accordance with the prophecy.”

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8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

9. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

10. Specify that your drive-through order is “To Go.”

11. Sing along at the Opera.

12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why all the poems don’t rhyme.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

14. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you’re not in the mood.

15. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON! I WON!”

16. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,"Run for your lives, they’re loose!!"

17. Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”

18. Go in front of your classroom and shout "I like pie!"

19. Greet all your friends with a tackle.

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

20. Copy and send this list to someone to make them smile... It's called therapy.


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YOUR GUY SIDE:

(x) You love hoodies
(x) You love jeans
(x) Dogs are better than cats
(x) It's hilarious when people get hurt
(x) You've played with/against boys on a team.
(x) Shopping is torture.
(x) Sad movies suck
(x) You own/ed an X-Box.
(x) Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid (with my cousins)
(x) At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
(x) You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
(x) You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
(x) You watch sports on TV
(x) Gory movies are cool
(x) You go to your dad for advice
(x) You own like a trillion baseball caps.
(x) You like going to high school football games.
(x) You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
(x) Baggy pants are cool to wear
(x) It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
(x) Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors
(x) You love to go crazy and not care what people think
(x) Sports are fun
(x) Talk with food in your mouth.
(x) Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 13 ( and I am a girl!)

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

(x) Cats are better than dogs.

(x) You wear lip gloss/Chapstick (does lip balm count?)

(x) You love to shop

(x) You wear eyeliner.

(x) You wear the color pink.

(x) Go to your mom for advice.

(x) You consider cheerleading a sport.

(x) You hate wearing the color black

(x) You like hanging out at the mall.

(x) You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

(x) You like wearing jewelry (Only earrings)

(x) Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

(x) Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

(x) You don't like the movie Star Wars.

(x) You were in gymnastics/dance. (when I was 7)

(x) It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

(x) You smile a lot more than you should

(x) You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

(x) You care about what you look like.

(x) You like wearing dresses when you can.

(x) You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne)

(x) You love the movies.

(x) Used to play with dolls as little kid

(x) Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it

(x) Like being the star of every thing

Total: 6 That is very sad.

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Empathy by Finmonster reviews
Moving to a new city has been hard for Riley Andersen, but when she starts making new friends, it begins to get better. But new friends brings new, tragic problems. Now Riley and her friends have to learn how to deal with these changes, learn to trust their feelings and discover strengths they never knew they had.
Crossover - Big Hero 6 & Inside Out - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 190,903 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 5/3/2018 - Published: 8/5/2015 - [Hiro Hamada, Riley] - Complete
Earth or Bust by Sir Talen reviews
Watney may have been rescued, but it's still a long way to Earth, and he's got a lot more talking to do. PG-13 for language. Because Watney. :)
Martian, Andy Weir - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,311 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/4/2017 - Published: 7/1/2017 - M. Watney, M. Lewis, R. Martinez, B. Johanssen
Old stories, new discoveries by BlackMysticalWolf reviews
Marinette and her class woke up to find themselves in what could be considered a massive kidnapping, and in order to get out... ... They have to watch their own show. (Also posted on Ao3 and Wattpad.)
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 190,586 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 1,098 - Updated: 7/5/2017 - Published: 2/22/2017 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] [Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge, Nino L./Bubbler]
Epiphanies by PFTones3482 reviews
Or, how every single member of Marinette and Adrien's class managed to figure out who Ladybug and Chat Noir were before they could. One-Shot.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,237 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 201 - Published: 9/11/2016 - Complete
Recordatio by Anna575 reviews
AU where the team doesn't remember who Percy is, but lets him stay with them anyway. A story of getting to know each other again and remembrance. Set in The Art of Finding Yourself verse, but you can see it as a kind of outtake from The Art of Team Bonding.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,585 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 10/24/2015 - Published: 5/30/2015
The Arithmancer by White Squirrel reviews
Hermione grows up as a maths whiz instead of a bookworm and tests into Arithmancy in her first year. With the help of her friends and Professor Vector, she puts her superhuman spellcrafting skills to good use in the fight against Voldemort. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 529,133 - Reviews: 4523 - Favs: 5,479 - Follows: 3,835 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., S. Vector - Complete
The Art of Team Bonding by Anna575 reviews
A series of one-shots about what normally goes on in Avengers Tower while Percy is there. Lots of family times, humor, and some action! Set in The Art of Finding Yourself verse.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 71,551 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Percy J., Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
on the boulevard of broken dreams by Blondie B. Happy reviews
In a hundred years, no one would bother to remember who fought that day, or the names of those who'd given up their lives to ensure the wellbeing of those they loved. AU. For bordeaux cookies.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/12/2014 - Annabeth C., Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
How to Survive Being a SI Employee by Seito reviews
While the top several floors belong to the Avengers, the rest of the building is still an industrial main-stay of Stark Industries. How do the employees cope with having superheroes in the same building with them? For starters, not very well. "Oh so first you break my computers, then you kill Alpha and now you break my assistant! What did I ever do you!" R&R
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,667 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Complete
Circle You, Circle You by multifandom-fanfic-writer reviews
Loki slowly turned around, horrified by the thought of what could have happened. Thor was lying on the floor. He wasn't moving. At the same time in a very different place, Natasha heard her parents discussing something that would change her life forever. (They say death is the end. For them, it is only the beginning.)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,550 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
The Fanfiction Guide by littlebitclever reviews
A guide to writing a fanfiction story of all things Percy. Offense is not meant to be given to any writer. An easy reference to use when starting a new story.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,478 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 14430 - Favs: 21,938 - Follows: 8,817 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete