I stalk Towelie
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Joined 06-27-01, id: 86203
HI!!!!!! I'm a bored out of my mind 14 year old girl from NJ. As you will probably notice, quite a number of screwed up teens come from the NJ area. 'Tis quite sad. The tri-state area does it to us!!!! Just a warning.
Anyone from Sayreville. . .do not, under any circumstances, drink the water. Unless you're a prep, than I encourage you to drink all the water you can, and burn in hell. All of you who aren't preps: bathe in fruit punch. Don't ask, just follow my orders.
Right, umm, I write stuff about stuff. Now, most of my writing has been transferred to That's a happy place. It lets you write lists, which ff,net no longer does. Screw 'em.
Some of this stuff is so retarded it's not even funny. It's mainly random stuff that i found funny, so i put out here for all you peoples to enjoy!
If you want to read any other random crap, check out pretty much anything by the pseudonym (VOCAB WORD!!!) "shinteki gaki" (that means mental children)
To my screwed up little pals: (yes i camlled you pals, deal with it)
Juju fruit (AKA Dumb People Stalk Me): YOu are obsessed with puppy look alike gregg flakker. You are high on lilacs. And yes, the storm troopers are mexican.
*thinks for a moment* Do i have any more friends? Oh yeah!!
Marla (AKA Babyviciousness): You made Benji seem sorta schizophrenic. He was happy, then sad, then pissed, then in tears. . . keep him happy. Pwease? *grovels* Joel can be a drunk, that's okay. And i do not need a nick name. I swear.
Mac (yeah, you're here, too): Dude, you're just fucked up. Deal with it, buddy. NO, I repeat, N-O 360's while having a broken arm. Scratch that, how about no 360's? You do have a tendency to land in trees.
Kyle: You, my friend, are a retard.
Okay, I have no more friends. I'm gonna go take a nap. After i eat dinner. Ooh fruit punch and friend rice. . .
Bye *waves to monitor and pathetic people who read it*