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Joined 05-25-13, id: 4746102, Profile Updated: 12-03-13
Author has written 3 stories for Hogan's Heroes, Mister Ed, and StarTrek: The Original Series.

I've recently discovered that I'm going to have to be away from Fanfiction for a very, very long time. So both "The Cooking Competition" and "Boom Time" are probably going to be left unfinished. If you decide you'd like to finish either of them, though, go right ahead. "Boom Time" was just going to follow the events of the episode"Hogan's Double Life," and how it affected Klink and Hogan.
My Star Trek/Hogan's Heroes xover story idea, will be finished and posted by CollieandShire. If you want to finish "Boom Time" you should probably clear it with her first because she may finish it herself. Thanks everyone who's followed, favorited, and reviewed my stories; I really appreciate it!

My favorite TV shows: (and mostly from which you can expect to see some fics for in the future)

Hogan's Heroes: I love the mix of comedy and sometimes drama we see in HH. My favorite characters here are Newkirk and LeBeau, (I love stories about their friendship) but the characters are all wonderful. I also really like Langenscheidt, as he seems like a really likeable type guy, and I like seeing stories on here centered around him.

Star Trek: The Original Series: I just started watching Star Trek, and it has actually surpassed Hogan's Heroes as my favorite show. (A feat which I didn't think possible before.) I'm usually not a fan of Sci-Fi, mostly because before all I had seen are Sci-Fi shows like Lost In Space (Extremely corny. A talking carrot? Be realistic.), and some other ones like that, but even though many people say that Star Trek: TOS is kind've cheesy, I disagree. It's totally different than those others. I don't even like the later series' very much, (except maybe The Next Generation, it barely qualifies as just 'okay') because to me, Star Trek is Captain Kirk, Mr. Spock, and Leonard McCoy. I love that trio; I don't even know which is my favorite among the three, although I really enjoy watching Kirk and Spock's friendship (NO slash, though.). I am a die-hard Trekkie now. Live Long and Prosper, y'all!

Mr. Ed: This is actually not currently one of my top five favorite shows, although it was when I started my one Mr. Ed fic that I have on here. I do like the show, though. My favorite here is Mister Ed, (naturally :) and then Wilbur. I also like the Addisons.

The Dick van Dyke Show: Another show that I just recently discovered. I love the comedy here, and especially Buddy's constant insults to Mel. Favorite character: Rob Petrie, followed by Stacey Petrie (even though he only comes out in about four episodes), and then Buddy.

Combat!: I probably won't get around to doing a fic for this series for a long, long time. I really like it, but it's not on my priority writing list. My favorites on this show are Kirby, then Caje, followed by Saunders and Hanley.

Get Smart: Since the spy world fascinates me, Get Smart is one of my favorite shows. Max is wonderful, although 99 is great too. I love her clothing, and her hair (especially in seasons 4-5). Though the Chief, Siegfried, Shtarker, Hymie, and Larabee are also pretty high on my list of favorites.

My stories:

Boom Time: My first fic, and also my only Hogan's Heroes story so far. The fourth chapter is now up, and the fifth chapter should be posted soon. Thanks everyone who has reviewed so far. Summary: When the wrong car is bombed, and Hogan is caught in the middle, Klink starts to doubt that his Senior POW Officer is really all he says he is.

The Cooking Competition: My Mr. Ed fic. It will probably be a while before any new chapters will be posted, as I'm really working on Boom Time right now and another story idea I'm kicking around, but I will eventually finish it. This story will have some major changes later, though, as I'm not to pleased with the way it is right now. Summary: Mister Ed decides he wants to enter a cooking contest the town is having.

Not Spock's Day: My first Star Trek: TOS fic. I'll admit, this is a terrible story. It was mostly just done to satisfy my desire to combine Square Dancing and Star Trek, (horrible idea, I know) but if you don't like stories where characters are OOC, don't read. I need to definetly do better on writing these characters before I attempt the fic I mention below. Also, I have gotten some nasty guest reviews for this story (I deleted them), so if you're going to review, PLEASE be nice. I already know they're OOC. Thanks! Summary: When Uhura gets an idea, Kirk and Spock get humliated, and McCoy had fun.

My story idea:

The War on the Edge of Forever: A crossover fic between Hogan's Heroes, and Star Trek: TOS. The story would be based on the ST episode: "The City on the Edge of Forever." Instead of McCoy jumping through the Guardian of Forever into the 30's, what if he had went through into the heart of WW2, in Germany, and during the time Hogan and his Heroes were around? The main story plot for "The City on the Edge of Forever" would remain the same (ie Kirk falling in love with a woman, who has to die in order not to change history, etc). I'm working on Chapter one right now, co-authoring it with CollieandShire.

I also have a forum for those Trekkies out there who like to talk about Kirk and Spock's friendship without it being slash. I would like to get a conversation going on it; so please, check it out!
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Now for the final section on my profile:

A little about me:

I'm a female, I like reading and writing fanfiction, I like riding horses, doing agility with my dog, helping stray cats, watching old TV shows, reading good books, listening to Southern Gospel music (Namely "Ernie Haase and Siganture Sound," and "Legacy Five."), and reading novels. My favorite books are: The Bible (and my favorite translation is the NIV), and Sherlock Holmes, The Hound of Baskervilles. My favorite movies are: Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan, and Star Trek: The Search for Spock. I also like The Desperate Hours movie. I have four cats (Sassy, Noah, Job, and Moses) and one dog (Can't Give Up Now Casey Jones NAJ NF NA NJC NAC). Casey is a Keeshond.
I'm also a born-again Christian, and I live in The Lone Star State. (Texas. :) And my userpic, (or whatever it's called :) is a photo of a wonderfully sweet stray cat I was helping, named Helga (HH fans can guess where that came from), but now she's happily placed at a friends farm.

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The Song of Time by Crystal Rose of Pollux reviews
Sequel to Somewhere Back in Time. The Monkees find themselves under siege again by Zero, who is out to guarantee his victory once and for all by rewriting their future. With everything falling apart around them, the quartet will have to struggle just to stay together... leading to some desperate measures, from both sides.
Monkees - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,406 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Mike, Davy, Micky, Peter
The Official List of Unofficial Rules by Saphura reviews
When a new crew member joins the Enterprise, they are sent a set of rules they won't find anywhere else.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 58,520 - Reviews: 1327 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 12/2/2010
Surly Bonds by Goldleaf83 reviews
One downed airman poses far more challenges than ordinary rescues. How will Hogan cope? Winner of the 2014 Papa Bear Award for Best Story.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,712 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 8/30/2013 - R. Hogan - Complete
I Was A Hero by TKids4ever reviews
He was an accidental hero, thanks to Colonel Hogan.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 8/10/2013 - R. Hogan, W. Klink - Complete
The Promise by trhlzgal15 reviews
Caje makes a promise to Kirby. My first story I wrote a few months ago.
Combat! - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,535 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Complete
Why Frankenmuth? by Sgt. Moffitt reviews
It can be a bit difficult to enlist the aid of an ally when he doesn't know he's your ally...Written for the 2013 Short Story Speedwriting Challenge.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,093 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Hochstetter - Complete
We're All Stories in the End by Crystal Rose of Pollux reviews
Ficlit for the May 2013 Short Story Competition. When you know that the truth will be hidden for many years to come, your alternative is to spin a tale.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2013 - L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk, A. Carter - Complete
If by Belphegor reviews
A call from Red Riding Hood comes in the stunned hush that follows tragedy. An AU take on the opening of "That's No Lady, That's My Spy". Word of warning: short, and as brutal and ugly as unexpected death can be.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Complete
Das Haus aus Wachs by Crystal Rose of Pollux reviews
A warning for Nimrod's safety brings the Heroes to a new wax museum in Hammelburg to protect the elusive agent, as well as try to determine the agent's identity. But there is a deeper, more sinister plot going on, putting them all in great danger.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,614 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Nimrod, R. Hogan - Complete
Do You Know What I Know? by konarciq reviews
When it comes to the sabotage in the area, Schultz knows nothing, Hochstetter knows something, and Klink knows best!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/20/2011 - W. Klink, Hochstetter, H. Schultz - Complete
Oh For Langenscheidt's Sake! by Jinzle reviews
Art For Hogan's Sake from the view point of our favorite Corporal. Just what exactly was he thinking during his time with Hogan in Paris? Read on and find out.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,690 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 9/18/2011 - K. Langenscheidt, H. Schultz - Complete
Shreds and Patches by emeraldarrows reviews
Does it hurt a bounty hunter when people look at him that way?
Wanted: Dead or Alive - Rated: T - English - Angst/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Josh R. - Complete
Claustrophobia by Crystal Rose of Pollux reviews
Ficlit, written for the third Short Story Competition. Even the bravest of souls has an Achilles' Heel, and there's always the risk of it getting hit at the worst possible moment.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,245 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2011 - L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk - Complete
The Dogs of War by Crystal Rose of Pollux reviews
Commissioned short fic. When Newkirk and LeBeau stumble upon a secret that was meant to remain hidden, they soon find themselves literally hounded by the enemy.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,297 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2011 - P. Newkirk, L. LeBeau - Complete
In the Glow of the Night by Crystal Rose of Pollux reviews
Post-war/dark, supernatural themes. Sorceress Veran challenges the Heroes, but all isn't well, as they're struggling to recover from the tragedy of losing a lost comrade. What they don't know is that he is alive, but no longer on their side... or is he?
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,871 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Veran, P. Newkirk
Perchance to Scheme by Crystal Rose of Pollux reviews
When Crittendon's unexpected arrival seemingly ruins the Heroes' latest spy scheme, Hogan turns to a well-known play to ensure the mission's success. Mid-series, written for challenge 74, "The 'To be or not to be' challenge."
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,118 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - R. Hogan, R. Crittendon - Complete
Follow Me to Heaven by Crystal Rose of Pollux reviews
It's 1947. As the Cold War dawns, the Unsung Heroes operation is slated for revival. As new missions begin, enemies, both old and new, seek to stop the operation before it starts. And Newkirk soon finds out that almost anything can become personal...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,645 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 9/2/2010 - P. Newkirk - Complete
Ne Me Quitte Pas by Crystal Rose of Pollux reviews
It's a Wonderful Life semi-inspired fic. Based on episode 145. LeBeau had been so set on leaving Stalag 13 for good, not even Newkirk could change his mind. But perhaps something else could...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,835 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 12/13/2010 - L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk - Complete
A Soldier of Fortune by Crystal Rose of Pollux reviews
Written for 2 challenges. Newkirk's sticky fingers lead to a sticky wicket when he unwittingly pilfers from a smuggling ring. Now, the ring plans to initiate the corporal into their fold and force him to steal for them- whether he likes it or not.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,290 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - P. Newkirk - Complete
Red and Blue by Crystal Rose of Pollux reviews
Red is the color of fire and drive. Blue is the color of water and the cold. A pre-series fic showing the genesis of the unlikely friendship between the two corporals who wore these colors so proudly.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,444 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk - Complete
Hourglass by Crystal Rose of Pollux reviews
When a simple mission goes unexpectedly awry in the worst way possible, Newkirk races to rescue LeBeau before his sands of time run out.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,864 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2010 - P. Newkirk, L. LeBeau - Complete
Ten Thousand Words Without a Sound by Crystal Rose of Pollux reviews
Written for one of 96 Hubbles's challenges. When a greedy colonel gets LeBeau transferred in order to get better dining options, the Frenchman finds himself in more trouble than he expected. From the sidelines, Newkirk watches, wishing he could help.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,249 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk - Complete
Dreaming of the Time We Were Free by Crystal Rose of Pollux reviews
First mission fic. When you're putting your trust in someone with sticky fingers, you'd better hope he also has a heart of gold. But when home beckons, even that gold can be tarnished.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,864 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/27/2010 - P. Newkirk - Complete
Change Doesn't Come Easily by Crystal Rose of Pollux reviews
Post-series, ficlit. Newkirk is finding it difficult making a living in post-war London. Perhaps a visit from an old friend can change his fortune. Friendship fic.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/23/2010 - P. Newkirk, L. LeBeau - Complete
Everything and Nothing by Crystal Rose of Pollux reviews
Ficlit. Victor Royal had everything he ever wanted... except true love. Tonight, her memory is lingering in his mind more than usual. Unrequited Royal/99.
Get Smart - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Victor Royal, Agent 99 - Complete
Letters Home by Ash10 reviews
Four squad members write home about a particularly devasting patrol. Read Sarge's, Kirby's, Caje's and Doc's take on a heartwrenching situation. Please R & R. Thanks!
Combat! - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Complete
How Deep by bcbdrums reviews
It was worth a wound. It was worth many wounds to know the depth of loyalty and love which lay behind that cold mask. The firm lips were shaking, and the clear hard eyes were alight with fear… AU to 3GAR, and a new challenge.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
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Boom Time reviews
When the wrong car is bombed, and Hogan is caught in the middle, Klink begins to doubt that his Senior POW is really all he says he is.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,216 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 5/28/2013 - R. Hogan, W. Klink
Not Spock's Day reviews
When Uhura comes up with an idea, Spock and Kirk get humiliated, and McCoy has fun. NOT intended to be slash. Enjoy!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,673 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
The Cooking Competition reviews
Mister Ed decides he wants to cook to enter a cooking competition the town is having.
Mister Ed - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Carol P., Mister Ed, Wilbur P.