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Getting Too Old For This by ManMadeOfLasers reviews
Harry Potter finds himself, and his normal bi-polar luck, pulled out of a quiet retirement and into the limelight of the 23rd century. He finds a grand new stage upon which his 'saving-people-thing' can act, and before he can say no, is pulled into the middle of a galaxy-spanning conflict. Rated 'M' for bad words and ideas, re-worked and re-posted. Enjoy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,376 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 2,121 - Follows: 1,975 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 7/31/2017 - Complete
Wizard Runemaster by plums reviews
A Weapon. A Hero. But now… a loose end. Harry Potter resolves to destroy the enemies who betrayed him on his terms, only to find all his plans torn asunder when he's summoned to a new world plagued with the same enemies as his own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 283,018 - Reviews: 2489 - Favs: 7,389 - Follows: 6,666 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 1/21/2013 - [Harry P., Draenei, Night Elf, Onyxia] - Complete
A Fearful Redux by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Don't like the world? Go find another.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,226 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,373 - Follows: 1,014 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 1/15 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 183 - Words: 795,537 - Reviews: 11871 - Favs: 5,398 - Follows: 4,425 - Updated: 12/29/2018 - Published: 9/4/2005
Still Not A Hero by Soleneus reviews
or Hero 2:Hero Harder I've spent three years preparing for Saren and Sovereign, and now it's time to put the first of my plans into action. All of which involve me, fighting in war. A war against a murderous alien intelligence. A war against impossible odds. A war I put myself right in the middle of...on purpose...I wonder what sanity's like? It must be nice, but it sounds boring.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 307,426 - Reviews: 1382 - Favs: 1,677 - Follows: 1,717 - Updated: 2/14/2018 - Published: 1/17/2015 - Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni, U. Wrex, OC - Complete
Professor Arc by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
He didn't know the first thing about teaching, Hell, he didn't even know the first thing about fighting! A shame then, that his forged documents painted the picture of an accomplished and skilled warrior. Now he's trapped teaching students his own age how to be hunters, when he doesn't even know himself!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 582,340 - Reviews: 7782 - Favs: 7,382 - Follows: 6,855 - Updated: 7/2/2017 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Jaune A. - Complete
From Beyond by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Seeing that young man die in initiation was horrifying for her. Even with all her time in the White Fang, she hadn't expected to see such an idealistic man as Jaune Arc die like that. It should have been nothing more than a tragedy... Instead she's now stuck with the lingering spirit of this guy following her around, and no one else can hear or see him in any way. Jaune x Blake
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 72 - Words: 180,083 - Reviews: 3352 - Favs: 3,666 - Follows: 3,253 - Updated: 1/29/2017 - Published: 9/21/2015 - [Jaune A., Blake B.] - Complete
The Games We Play - By Ryuugi by Chuggapyro reviews
THIS IS NOT MINE. It began after I got rejected by Signal again, though at the time I had no idea what was happening. Titles and levels suddenly appeared above people's heads and then weird things began to happen, as if I was in a game. And then, I realize I was in a game. But...if my life is a game, I'm going to win it. My name's Jaune Arc and I'm the Gamer. RWBY/The Gamer.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 240 - Words: 1,056,005 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 2,185 - Follows: 1,468 - Updated: 11/9/2016 - Published: 8/25/2016 - Adam T., Ozpin, Jaune A., Raven B. - Complete
One Good Turn Deserves Another by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Jaune wasn't exactly Blake's type, but giving him a hand was the least she could do after he helped her out... it didn't have to mean anything - no matter what Yang implied! Also would Ruby cut it out with the knowing looks, I'm just returning a favour! Blake x Jaune realistic romance, focused on their times at Beacon Academy.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 245,448 - Reviews: 2392 - Favs: 3,914 - Follows: 2,901 - Updated: 7/11/2016 - Published: 11/11/2014 - [Blake B., Jaune A.] - Complete
Harry Potter - Three to Backstep by Sinyk reviews
YATTFF - A blend of the Reptilia28 and CoastalFirebird time travel challenges; Harry, Hermione and Daphne Greengrass die during the final battle and are sent back in time to set things back on track. AD/MW/RW/GW!bash. Rated M for themes and language. AU!world OOC!chars. Expect 450k words.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 467,583 - Reviews: 6227 - Favs: 11,274 - Follows: 8,256 - Updated: 7/19/2015 - Published: 10/18/2014 - [Daphne G., Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B. - Complete
One Day They'll Understand by Super Saiyan Cyndaquil reviews
Jaune and Blake are dating. No one else really gets it.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,051 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 2,347 - Follows: 1,129 - Updated: 5/29/2015 - Published: 4/2/2015 - [Jaune A., Blake B.] Yang X.L., L. Ren - Complete
Fate:Stay Away by The Infamous Man reviews
Ten years after the chaotic events of the Fourth Holy Grail War, the Fifth begins. This time eight Masters come together to fight for the Holy Grail. However, due to the meddling of a bored evil spirit, seven Masters... didn't quite get the Servants they were expecting. Sequel to Fate:Zero Sense!
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 183,122 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 4/1/2015 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Shirō E. - Complete
Hero, I am Not by Soleneus reviews
The first time I ever tried to be a hero, I got shot in the head. The next time I woke, the first thought that crossed my mind, after 'Why am I waking up' was 'Why are those women blue' A self-insert that's different from my usual fare. Pairings are a toss-up.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 173,953 - Reviews: 1141 - Favs: 1,827 - Follows: 1,387 - Updated: 1/17/2015 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Shepard (F), Miranda L., T. Vasir, OC - Complete
Harry Potter: Geth by mjimeyg reviews
During the final battle Harry is hit with a luck spell... but who exactly got lucky? Harry finds himself in the future fighting a new war when all he wants to do is have a nice and easy life. So he decides to have fun instead.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 276,717 - Reviews: 2533 - Favs: 6,390 - Follows: 3,412 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/27/2014 - [Tali'Zorah, Harry P.] [Shepard (M), Ashley W.] - Complete
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,545 - Reviews: 6192 - Favs: 11,404 - Follows: 7,902 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Stigma of the Void by Leo Septem reviews
Louise Valliere wanted a strong familiar to prove that she wasn't a failure. What she got was the only living Contractor in existence, Kazuma Yagami. Crossover between Zero no Tsukaima and Kaze no Stigma.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Kaze no Stigma/風のスティグマ - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 128,596 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 1,750 - Follows: 1,582 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Louise, Siesta, Kazuma Y. - Complete
Stuck in a World of Fiction by TREBOR117 reviews
Instead of starting a new game, I end up living it. Now, stuck in a world meant to be fiction, I must use my knowledge to save this universe. OC/Ashley, Femshep/Liara. Rated T for language. Newly rewritten and improved.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 308,232 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Ashley W., Shepard (F), Tali'Zorah, OC - Complete
In Flight by gabriel blessing reviews
Honestly, Shirou was beginning to think that he should be used to this; being unwittingly selected to take part in brutal tournament that he had no idea existed until he found himself in the middle of it. Then again, second times the charm, right?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 762,492 - Reviews: 8940 - Favs: 8,326 - Follows: 4,989 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Shirō E. - Complete
Shirou Emiya: Erogame Protagonist by gabriel blessing reviews
Yeah, you read that right. Yeah, you wish you had thought of it first. Yeah, this is a pretty unhelpful summary.
Crossover - Misc. Games & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 93,099 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 1,685 - Follows: 1,220 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 5/7/2012
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1883 - Favs: 5,965 - Follows: 3,920 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
Fate:Zero Sense by The Infamous Man reviews
In the beginning of the Fourth Holy Grail War, seven Masters summoned their Servants to fight. However with the exception of one, six Masters... didn't quite get the Servants they were expecting.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 109,266 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Waver V. - Complete
That Boy Is Trouble by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,733 - Reviews: 1399 - Favs: 5,827 - Follows: 3,894 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Multiverse by Bobmin356 reviews
Godlike Harry? Super Luna? Nested Infinities and mind bending quantum mechanics. Mutant Pandas and Smiling Horcruxes, what else can you ask for? Its cracked!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 63,426 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 1,742 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Samsara by Chuckman reviews
Shinji's music player breaks, leading to a musical, magical journey of self discovery, personal growth, and teaching Pen Pen how to drive.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,853 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 136 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S. - Complete
The Gift by Mercaba reviews
After slaying angelic beings, Shinji receives a gift from the demonic realm for services rendered and it changes more than just a few peoples lives
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 242,598 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 1,229 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Shinji I. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,953 - Reviews: 4229 - Favs: 10,566 - Follows: 4,219 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dr Strangelove by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The N2 Mine
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,089 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 1,685 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Shinji I. - Complete
The Hill of Swords by gabriel blessing reviews
When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 356,642 - Reviews: 2705 - Favs: 7,719 - Follows: 3,223 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Shirō E., Louise - Complete
Shinji Almighty by UnderAGlassMoon reviews
Shinji had reached a new low after killing Kaworu. With an estranged Misato, a catatonic Asuka and a Rei he cannot face, Shinji meets a man who would give him the gift of divine intervertion...for his own personal use!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 86,517 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6268 - Favs: 15,903 - Follows: 5,443 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2712 - Favs: 4,210 - Follows: 1,794 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Chicks Dig Giant Robots' by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A very different Shinji comes to Tokyo III.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,237 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 1,490 - Follows: 366 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Shinji I. - Complete
Ground Hog Day by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry lives the same day over and over again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 2,430 - Follows: 703 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Past Lives by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Hermione finds a spell to help Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,010 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 1,618 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 6/2/2006 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 2188 - Favs: 5,670 - Follows: 2,096 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Where in the World is Harry Potter? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,625 - Reviews: 1147 - Favs: 4,340 - Follows: 1,252 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
Shinji Grows Up by Ravenman9898 reviews
What happens when Shinji starts to grow a spine, A SA fic with humor in it, PG13 for language, ITS DONE
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,262 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/3/2004 - Published: 12/21/2002 - Complete