Mrs. Bailey Harrison
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Joined 02-22-11, id: 2761841, Profile Updated: 07-22-11
Author has written 3 stories for Across the Universe, Harry Potter, and Sherlock.

Well hello folks. I'm pretty much in love with George Harrison (in case you didn't notice by my Pen Name). I am obsessed with the Beatles, Harry Potter, and Star Wars, so if you like that kind of thing please be my FanFic Friend! I love George!

Friends' Fanfic Shortcuts (They have some pretty awesome stuff you should check out!!!):

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2801328/Naomi_Jenkins My epic best friend who has a really good Swatsonlock story if you like that

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2767648/Silverleaf_of_Thunderclan My friend Laurel G. who has some really cool Mortal Instruments and Hunger Games stories if thats your thing (she also likes really fluffy stuff so if you want to recommend any to her, be my guest!)

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2729971/ndyo67 My friend Indy who's a big Trekkie, and fellow geek (she doesn't have anything at the moment though...)

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2587493/Alston_Lost_in_LOSTAnd last, but certainly not the least my BFF ALSTON!!!!!!!!!! She has a kick-orc donkey Beatles story (which I'm in!!!) and lots of Lost stories (she's really into Lost...Like reallllllly into Lost...). So please check her stories out cuz she's a great fantabulous writer and she has great stories so yeah.

Here is now something funny but incredibly long, so if you have some extra time to toodle about, fell free to read this. If not, well, I don't mind!!!! Some of it extrmely funny though. My crazy sense of humor my be a tad differnet than yours, but we shall see...

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The Republic of Heaven by Blind Author reviews
HDM AU. Part Fifteen. John and Amarisa find some answers about Moriarty, and prepare to go north with Sherlock and Raniel. Slash, Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 126,484 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 1,264 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 10/31/2010 - John W., Sherlock H.
Academia by AlwaysFidelius reviews
*Secondary school AU* Sherlock Holmes, the class genius, and John Watson, an avid football player, become an unlikely team within the halls of the elite Newcastle School.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 93,299 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Classroom 221b by RissaCay reviews
AU John meets Sherlock as he struggles with the most pressing mystery of mankind: high school. Sherlock is the cohesively intriguing and insufferable misfit who, despite John's good judgement, becomes his one and only friend. Putting aside the school's speculations about them, the duo elect instead to inspect the mysterious murder of local rivaling schools. Fun, fluff, and romance.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,248 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Golden Age of the Marauders by InventorOfFirebolt reviews
Short drabbles about life at Hogwarts. Pillow fights, clueless boys, and rebellious nights on the grounds. Anyone new reading this, I suggest you skip to the very last chapter and read backwards, my writing has hopefully improved since my earlier ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 137 - Words: 104,568 - Reviews: 1318 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Marauders, Lily Evans P.
Stardust by KismetJeska reviews
For Sherlock Holmes and John Watson, the odds are far from in their favour. The 74th Hunger Games will change their lives in every way- if either of them make it out alive.
Crossover - Hunger Games & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,895 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
221B Drabbles by tsukinoblossom reviews
My attempt at writing short stories in the 221-B format 221 words, last word starting with B . I'm really enjoying writing and I think these will encourage me to to do it more often and present an interesting challenge. Note: These stories are not sequential, or even necessarily in the same universe. Unless otherwise specified, each drabble is a unique, complete entity.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 221 - Words: 55,709 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 10/30/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
With Your Crooked Heart by positivelymeteoric reviews
The words that appear on your wrist after birth lead you to your soulmate, so it should be no surprise to John that Sherlock's are blank, or that his own words lead him to Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,478 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 139 - Published: 7/6/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Temper Between by Phyona reviews
Sequel to 'The Last Drop': Sherlock and John catch a fever.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,532 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
School For Scandal by rubberbird reviews
John/Sherlock. Sherlock lusts from afar. John tries hard to fool himself. High school AU.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 219,866 - Reviews: 1583 - Favs: 2,586 - Follows: 1,631 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 3/21/2011 - [Sherlock H., John W.] Mycroft H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Matchmaker, Matchmaker by Vash The Humanoid Sunshower reviews
For SherlockBBCfic prompt: Sherlock, upon discovering that John is bisexual but has sworn off men, makes it his mission to set John up on various dates to help him find the perfect man. Hilarity ensues. S/J: Pre-slash/Slash Last chapter up!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,623 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 1,493 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
How To Live Like a Beatle by Obito-Wan Kenobi reviews
The Beatles - John, Paul, George, and Ringo - are finally here to teach you how to live and perhaps be like a Beatle! Please read, and then review afterwards! Feel free to suggest another few things I should add!
Across the Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,997 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011
Re: Inter Office Gossip by Handful of Silence reviews
Lestrade and Donovan make a bet regarding Sherlock and John. It doesn't take long for the majority of the Yard to get involved. S/J
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 1,783 - Follows: 205 - Published: 7/17/2011 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
Baby, It's You by RAWRbby i lOVE YOUR WAY reviews
She was like a mosquito: annoying and it won't go away. Having Samantha on tour seemed like a disaster... or so he thought. The story of how George Harrison inexplicably fell for the girl next door. NOT ATU FIC!
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,480 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5559 - Favs: 12,865 - Follows: 1,691 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? by MsAdler583 reviews
A little one shot I did a long time ago. If the islanders were asked a simple question, how would they respond?
Lost - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Jack, Jacob - Complete
It's Not as Real as It Seems by Weatherlibby reviews
Two modern-day Beatles fans that are on a self guided tour in Liverpool get the surprise of their lives. What will happen to Bailey and Alston when they are stuck in the time of the Fab Four? Now Bailey has her own fanfic account! Mrs. Bailey Harrison
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011
Whose Line Is It Dharmaway? by KaydenceRei reviews
The Dharma crew gets caught in a rainy evening playing 'Whose Line Is It Anyways'. Including Sawyer, Juliet, Miles, Jin and Daniel.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Juliet, Sawyer - Complete
LOSTMart by hersheygal reviews
The Losties work at a supermarket! It’s as crazy as it sounds. The first chapter will explain it better. Chapter 2 up!
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/27/2008 - Published: 7/9/2007
Oceanic Elementary by hersheygal reviews
The Losties are in kindergarten. Very different, very cute. All relationships, and most of the living characters. Chapter 8 FINALLY up.
Lost - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,518 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 3/14/2007
Baby Got Orbs by Katarina Freeman reviews
As requested; a song about hobbits and their darlin' eyes. Rated PG-13 cause it's done to the tune of Sir Mix-a-Lot's "Baby Got Back," though by itself it's harmless enough to be PG or G.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/3/2002
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The Woman's Passcode reviews
Sherlock has one more attempt at guessing Irene's passcode. He just doesn't understand.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Sherlock H., Irene A. - Complete
Me and You reviews
Lily Evan's last moments of life give her time to reflect on childhood memories through the ups an downs of her relationship with Sev.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Liverpool Can Be a Lonely Place on Saturday Night reviews
A lonely girl in Liverpool wants friends. So she goes to a pub the Quarrymen are playing at...Oneshot Beatles OC...kinda...first Fanfic so cut me some slack please! Not ATU! Please Review!
Across the Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Complete