![]() Author has written 11 stories for Vocaloid, Naruto, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Kim Possible, and Moon Phase. Username: Voca-Mix2 Age: Timeless Abilities: God-like awesomeness...and stories Favorite fan fiction to look up: Hetalia, Kim Possible, The Nanny, Sherlock, Pokemon and (rarely) Naruto I am apart of the micronation, the Constitutional Monarchy of the Anatolic Kingdom or just Anatolae , so if you want to help make the nation better, join it! I have a Tumblr -- I-simply-fangirl.tumblr.com I also have a KorBela fan blog -- choppedkimchi.tumblr.com And a WattPad -- A_Lost_Minstrel Favorite Pairings to Read: Hetalia: RoChu, KorBela, GerIta, FrUK, PruHun, Spamano, and sometimes AustroSwiss Kim Possible: Drakken x Shego Pokemon: Rocketshipping (Jessie x James) The Nanny: Niles x C.C. Sherlock: Sherlock x Irene Adler Naruto: Tsunade x Jiraiya Two Cow Explanation: A CHRISTIAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor. A SOCIALIST: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. A REPUBLICAN: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So what? A DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You vote people into office who tax your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The people you voted for then take the tax money and buy a cow and give it to your neighbor. You feel righteous. A COMMUNIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk. A FASCIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and sells you the milk. You join the underground and start a campaign of sabotage. DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point you have to sell both to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from your government. CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows. BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, then pours the milk down the drain. AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead. A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. A GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves. AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch. A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka. A MEXICAN CORPORATION: You think you have two cows, but you don't know what a cow looks like. You take a nap. A SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5000 cows, none of which belongs to you. You charge for storing them for others. A BRAZILIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You enter into a partnership with an American corporation. Soon you have 1000 cows and the American corporation declares bankruptcy. AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You worship them. |
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