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The lies you fake by Wayward Dreamer reviews
When Bo is in dire need of healing, she finds an unexpected savior in everyone's favorite stubborn Valkyrie, but things take an unexpected turn when feelings develop.
Lost Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 370,008 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Bo D., Tamsin
Fanfiction Trauma by IncognitoGirl1993 reviews
When an extremely bored Reid stumbles upon Fanfiction dot net his world is turned upside down. Watch as the genius and the rest of the BAU team tackle on a threat worse than any unsub they've come across with: badly written fanfiction stories featuring them. 4th and 3rd wall will most certainly be broken. Absolute crackfic! Now taking requests.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 39 - Words: 96,630 - Reviews: 1359 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 11/26/2017 - Published: 2/28/2013 - S. Reid
No Boundaries by Criminalmindschick221 reviews
Reid and JJ go undercover as a married couple. It starts out as an funny and awkward experience for everyone, but when things suddenly get serious and the two are put in danger, can the team save them from a psycho unsub or will they be too late?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 31 - Words: 105,201 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 5/31/2015 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Jennifer J./JJ, S. Reid - Complete
Machinations in the Emperor's Court by whiteswan reviews
S3 AU: Hotch's has been in a bad mood all week and the team's determined to find out why. Penelope and Dave scheme, Hotch is grumpy, JJ attempts to contain the chaos and the rest are just trying to stay out of the way. Eventual JJ/Hotch.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,741 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/10/2014 - Published: 8/3/2013 - [A. Hotchner/Hotch, Jennifer J./JJ] P. Garcia, D. Rossi - Complete
Zugzwang by diamondlilyflower reviews
The replicator is here and he's out for blood, more specifically, the BAU team's blood. Everyone is in danger, nobody is safe. Seven screens, seven places, seven team members and not all of them will make it out alive. A different way the finale could go after the first half of 8x23 or thereabouts.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,595 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/27/2014 - Published: 6/15/2013 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, Jennifer J./JJ, S. Reid, A. Seaver - Complete
Lisbon and Jane: Fifty Things by DemonClowSorceress reviews
Eighth of the Fifty Things collection! Now I present fifty bits of Lisbon and Jane! K plus for anything that may appear. COMPLETE!
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 39,827 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
True Colors by youcanfeedoffme reviews
Tamsin and Dyson stumble across fae feeds and what they thought was just a simple one bad guy deal turns out to be much more, all while Tamsin tries to figure out her feelings for Bo. Bo has her own cases to deal with (and emotions), but it seems it may be connected to Tamsin's and Dyson's endeavors as well. Characters are not mine. Story uses some plot characteristics.
Lost Girl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,550 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Bo D., Tamsin
All About the Pretzels by inheritancedrottningu reviews
Will be a collection of pure fluff stories. Contains Jack and Henry: warning, upcoming cuteness alert. Written for the prompt "pretzel thief! on the loose!" Will be multi-chap. Contains everyone on the team (season 7 or earlier).
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - D. Morgan, P. Garcia, Jack H., Henry L. - Complete
Far From Home by Selfless-Touched-Storyteller reviews
"Experience is a brutal teacher. But we learn-my god, do we learn." C.S. Lewis. The BAU must race to save a member of their team...before it's too late.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 50,523 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
What The Heck Happens At The BAU? by starfire123 reviews
Prequel to The BAU Is Never Allowed To...Please read it before reading this story. This is a series of one-shots of the events that led Hotch and Rossi to create the accursed list. Warning: Major Out of Characterness.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,768 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013
30 Days by Miss Starfire reviews
Usually, a two-week notice is acceptable at Stark Industries; unless, of course, you're the personal assistant to Tony Stark.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,458 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 5/24/2013 - [A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper] - Complete
Fun With Extremis by RebellionInDreamland reviews
Tony and Pepper reflect on their lives as they deal with the unexpected side-effects of extremis. Featuring all of the Avengers. [Major IM3 spoilers.]
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,979 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
This Can't Be Good by Live Write Love reviews
It's a boring day at the office, and Derek Morgan decides to target our resident genius... and his coffee. Can he be stopped before this turns into an all out prank war?
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,253 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - D. Morgan, Jennifer J./JJ, S. Reid - Complete
Under a Blood Red Sky by bloodwrites reviews
Sequel to The Red and the Grey. Red John is dead and his psychotic protege Ellie Jennings has taken the reins; under the guise of working with Interpol on a jewel heist case, Jane manages to get Lisbon and Co. overseas to apprehend Ellie and avenge Tommy Lisbon's death. Meanwhile, Jane tries to convince Lisbon he's the man for her... by any means necessary.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,204 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Facebook Check-in Freak by United Profilers reviews
Spencer Reid has a whole new kind of obsession, much to the rest of the team's annoyance. Crack-fic.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/22/2013 - S. Reid - Complete
The BAU Is Never Allowed To by starfire123 reviews
Hotch and Rossi make a list of things the team is never allowed to do. Just a humorous one-shot. Warning: out of character-ness.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Complete
It Started with the House Salad by No.13Baby reviews
JJ gets sick, Derek and Spencer get competitive, and Emily gets stuck in the middle (but will never admit to actually liking it there. Just a little bit.) One-shot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/8/2013 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Profilers on Ice by IncognitoGirl1993 reviews
With a finished case in their pockets the BAU team is in their usual 'tired' mood, but leave it to Garcia to think of an idea to bring her team out of their funk. Family fic
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,960 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/31/2012 - D. Morgan, E. Prentiss - Complete
Sharing by Coopereid reviews
Short little oneshot set after the episode 'A Higher Power' in season 3. After the case, JJ and Spencer just want to sleep. Unfortunately, they both want the couch. How do they work it out? JJ and Spencer sibling relationship. Co-written with Fade Into Color.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Jennifer J./JJ, S. Reid - Complete
Most Expensive Girls' Night Out Ever by hotchityhotchhotch reviews
Oneshot. Reid babysits Henry, but his rates are pretty steep. Reid/Henry with team. COMPLETE.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/3/2012 - S. Reid, Henry L. - Complete
Hotel Madness by JackThePony reviews
Hi! This is my first fan fiction story so don't judge me . This is about the BAU team having to share one hotel room all together. What happens? Chaos. There's going to be more chapters to this story since you guys liked it so much! Thanks for the reviews, I've loved reading them.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,554 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 6/9/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss
On The Road by greengirl82 reviews
Emily and JJ are professional women, right? Well what happens when they annoy two of their own? Four shot. COMPLETED.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,532 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 9/13/2011 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Are You Ready For Some Football? by whoopthereitis321 reviews
Morgan's competitive side gets the best of him, and he challenges the girls to play football while at Dave's. How will that set well with Emily who's own competitive streak rivals his?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2012 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch
The Red and the Grey by bloodwrites reviews
Winner, 2012 Paint it Red Best Het Romance! Spoilers up to season 3 finale; directly follows events of 3x24. A new nemesis appears on the scene to avenge Red John, targeting Lisbon to get to Jane. Creepy dollhouses, life on the lam, and sexy Jisbon times abound.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 110,869 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Alaska by ficdirectory reviews
The floatplane crashes on the way back from Alaska. **1st Place: Best Team Fic in the 2011 Criminal Minds Favorite Fic Awards at LiveJournal**
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,372 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Complete
Hurt by gf7 reviews
JJ and Emily find themselves in the hands of a local lunatic whose idea of a good time is to make friends cause each other bodily harm in order to survive. This one's going to leave a mark. Violence and language.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,574 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Jennifer J./JJ, E. Prentiss - Complete
Pursuit of Happiness by angel-death-dealer reviews
A shooting leaves Lisbon seriously injured, and Jane contemplating his feelings for her. When it becomes unsure whether or not she'll survive, the waiting game gets to all of them and affects their lives in more ways than thought possible. Jisbon/Rigspelt
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,534 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Scarlet Smiles by MyGoldenGlow reviews
Lisbon is buried alive, but is it Red John, or someone even more sinister?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,614 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Alternate Ending by jungleanimal reviews
exactly what the title says. An alternate ending to The Performer. What if JJ's cell phone hadn't been on vibrate? Very, very angsty and dark. rated for violence and language. now a 2-shot
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,290 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Crash and Burn by Sarge1 reviews
The team is heading home after case, but when their plane goes down in the Rocky Mountains, they have to battle injuries, the elements, and a forest fire in order to survive. JJCentric, but still involving all the team.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,223 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/7/2007 - Published: 5/18/2007