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Two Parts of America by Mask of Brutality reviews
Ever since the incident in his youth, America has had a possessive and loving personality, Allen Jones there to protect him from the nations' cruelty and insults. But when the other nations are stuck with America who has to fight to protect them from the threat within him. However, what would if their words are too harsh and America cracks? Slash B/B.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,585 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 6/19/2014 - [America, Parallel America] OC
To Strangle a Heart by TheHamburgerHero reviews
When Russia accidentally forgets his scarf in the conference room, America, being the hero that he is, takes it upon himself to return it. He expects a "thank you", at the very least. But they are in the midst of a Cold War, and Russia intends to give the American more than what he bargained for. RusAme. Warnings inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,836 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/10/2016 - Published: 6/1/2013 - [America, Russia] England/Britain
Where Our Demons Hide by smuttyandabsurd reviews
Alfred Jones, aged 18, takes his ex-primary school teacher to court on charges of sexual abuse. Ivan Braginski, aged 35, had been grooming Alfred since he was eight years old. As the trial progresses, Alfred learns things of himself he would have been happier not knowing, and Ivan fights a losing battle with his mental demons. Viewfinder!AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,197 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/5/2016 - Published: 5/17/2014 - America, Russia
Of Blood and Beasts by Valori Kei reviews
INCOMPLETE AND DISCONTINUED. Please don't ever expect an update on this sorry guys.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,482 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 7/14/2016 - Published: 9/6/2013 - [America, Russia]
Psycho by Urchin of the Riding Stars reviews
"I'll make them all disappear. One by one. I'll kill them all, for hurting my precious. Don't cry, love. I'm happy, too..." Mysterious disappearances. Gifts from no one. An obsessive shadow. Will Alfred be the next one to be taken away? Crazy!IvanxAlfred Rusame
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 132,542 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 6/7/2012 - America, Russia
When Roses Are Blue by Vyudali reviews
America believes being bruised and bloody is not so bad if it makes others happy. Unknowingly, Russia takes his turn.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,900 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/25/2016 - Published: 6/5/2014 - America, Russia
Between Heaven and Hell by CitrusGod reviews
Ivan is a high ranked Demon with no memory of his life before Hell. Alfred is a bubbly and brave Angel who is captured during a rescue as bait for war. The two meet and Ivan watches as Alfred is tortured for hours on end. Ivan begins to feel sympathy for Alfred as time goes by. Soon, he makes a decision that might decide the fate of Earth and the Humans: he'll help Alfred.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,931 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 5/21/2016 - Published: 10/8/2013 - [America, Russia]
The Last of Our Love by WritingReaper reviews
Ohaio! So this is my very first Fanfic! I hope you all enjoy a little Hetalia shipping! So the story mostly revolves around Japan looking for love, but should he persue what could kill him? I don't know if I should continue use this story or not, so I will let you guys decide! All comments are appreciated! -Disclaimer- I do not own Hetalia. PS. I hope you enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/26/2015 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Japan, America, France, Greece
Let The Battles Begin! by AEonVicious reviews
Learning to speak Russian? Pft... How hard could that be?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 62,670 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 5/7/2015 - Published: 8/6/2010 - America, Russia
Glass Rose by NekoKayia reviews
"A man wanted for murder breaks into a house and holds somebody hostage. By the end, when the murderer is taken, the hostage cries after the few short hours left alone with the man. A lot of things could have happened..." A special something for Valentines.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,266 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/14/2015 - Published: 2/16/2013 - America, Russia
Yes Master! by Yami Ryo reviews
Arthur is furious with Francis for stealing his boyfriend and summons a demon to destroy him. However the demon he summons is not quite what he had expected. Alfred only wants to please his master. Together they might just have some fun. YAOI Adopted by SirKnightMaxy! Sorry guys!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,019 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 1/27/2015 - Published: 3/16/2011 - America, England/Britain
Baby, Me, and Thee by Yami Ryo reviews
Tony brought home a baby from space! The baby has taken to America and so he adopts the cute baby. Unfortunately the baby took to Russia as well. Now Russia insists they play the happy little family, will this be the disaster America thinks it will? (discontinued)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,549 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 1/27/2015 - Published: 2/22/2011 - America, Russia
How could I love Ivan, seriously? by XxNostalgiaxX reviews
Ivan asked Alfred to eat with him on the roof, what does that lead to? Do Alfred and Ivan really hate each other? Set In school, yaoi. Don't like don't read. -DISCONTINUED-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,707 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/15/2015 - Published: 5/9/2012 - America, Russia
RusAme Drabbles (1-50) by Valori Kei reviews
A collection of primarily one shots written by me! (Originals can be found on tumblr) Ratings vary from K-M, and will include almost exclusively RusAme/AmeRus prompts
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 69,706 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 10/20/2013 - [America, Russia] - Complete
You've Got Time by armln reviews
In a school full of bullies, insane teachers and gross school lunches, Arthur Kirkland(das me) and my two best friends(jk I have no friends) will create a guide that will help you survive high school. Warnings: sexual themes, bad language, drug use, violence, and other BAD BAD THINGS! WATCH OUT PLZZZ!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,956 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 9/30/2013 - England/Britain, America, China, Lithuania
Lullaby by VioletLolitaPop reviews
"It was just for a few laughs," he says while staring at the blood splattered on his clothing. "We figured it was just another stupid game." .:Human!AU/Demons/Occult/Non-Con/Dub-Con:.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,728 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 10/1/2014 - Published: 7/10/2011 - America, Russia
The Misfits by WinterSky272 reviews
The trans anorexic, the self-harming emo, the nympho, the klepto, and the alcoholic with anger issues. They meet in a support group. Allies-centric. USUK/UKUS, among others. Trans!America
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,971 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 6/28/2014 - [England/Britain, America] China, France
More than Enough by byebyesexual reviews
Alfred needs some extra cash, and a testing facility nearby is willing to give it to him. ((I changed the title and description. This will be the only story in this.))
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,596 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 8/5/2014 - [Russia, America] - Complete
Missile Crisis by Kat Dakuu reviews
The cold war has ended and yet things are still tense between Russia and America. It may not be so cold anymore, but Russia still has the same smile. When he corners America after a meeting one day, what he wants may be exactly what America needs. Pwp
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/2/2014 - [America, Russia] - Complete
Milkshake by Maiev-S reviews
Ivan is going on a trip for a few days, but he has given Alfred a mysterious gift for the american to think of him while he's gone. RusAme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Russia, America - Complete
You're No Good For Me by Hannaadi88 reviews
Alfred had never wanted to face Arthur again after the man had cheated on him. Prison hadn't been on his to-do list either, but somehow he had managed both. (From the Kink Meme, UKUS) {Discontinued}
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,565 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 5/16/2014 - [America, England/Britain] Russia, Spain
Talking Dirty by GillyChoseTheSparkleLife reviews
When Japan in on the verge of losing control America and Romano teach him how to swear to release his anger
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/21/2014 - S. Italy/Romano, Japan, America
Homewrecker by coldwarqueer reviews
"It's not what you think-" / Alfred finds out some unsavory information about the man he's been seeing. / Drabble, nondescript sex, angst
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/19/2014 - [America, Russia] - Complete
How Droll by le-ouiaboo reviews
America, various nations: various de-anoned meme fills and random drabbles concerning America. Replete with misadventures and misunderstandings of a humorous nature because America. Rated G to R. Contains America/Canada, Cuba/America, Denmark/America, France/America, Greece/America, Estonia/America, N Italy/America *drug and alcohol use, sexual content*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,343 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 5/31/2012 - N. Italy, America, Estonia, Greece
Centerfold by WhoIsYourHero reviews
Based off the song "Centerfold" by The J. Geils Band. The nations of the world come across a magazine with a certain country nude in the middle of it. Read the story of how each nation gets a hold of the magazine and see their reactions. Please note this is rated Mature for a reason. Although right now it is pretty soft. So Far: FrAme, RusAme, very slight UkUs
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,548 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 3/5/2011 - England/Britain, America, Russia, France
Latent Feelings by 23tryintomakeachange reviews
Deanon from kink meme. "Francis comforts Al," some sweet and fluffy FrUs. Now updated!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2014 - America, France - Complete
Under Dire Circumstances by Jacalyn reviews
After a series of unfortunate events, America finds himself in a dilemma prior to the "murder" of England, and unwillingly becomes Russia's accomplice during the act. Total Crack and America's PoV. RUSAME and UKUS, so pretty much it's a love triangle. THE DRAMA.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,306 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 6/17/2014 - England/Britain, America, Russia
Missing by MapleTreeway reviews
Ever since he had started dating America, Russia felt as if he was missing out on something. Something important, something vital. The drawback? He didn't know what that something was. RusAme angst
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/26/2014 - [America, Russia] - Complete
A Step from Destruction by damtoti reviews
"After a predictable exchange of insults and punches, America found himself pressed back against the wall, Russia's pipe at his throat." Cold War angst, violence, and general douchebaggery with a twist of asphyxiation/breathplay.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2014 - America, Russia - Complete
Red by aphlamp reviews
"Because I want to dye all of your colors red. I want to see you drown in my bed. I want to feel your skin in my hands. I want to bury you in my land. If there is anything that gets in the way, I will tear it from the day and kill it in the night. I will dye all of your colors red. I will see you drown in my bed." RusAme, mentions of blood and death. Silly little drabble.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2014 - America, Russia - Complete
Breathe Me by MapleTreeway reviews
"God I'm so fat." "No, Alfred. You're not. You're –" "Stop it! I am and you know it! The whole world knows! Just stop okay?" Trigger Warning, Human AU, and F.A.C.E. Family.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,161 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - England/Britain, America, Russia, France - Complete
Mixed Up and Backwards by Fred-the-Moose reviews
England is never around. France kidnaps America. Can't spell SMUT without the M! I know it's a weird pair, but give it a try! I promise it will be good!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,172 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 9/25/2011 - France, America - Complete
Natural Selection by coldwarqueer reviews
"Did I say you could look at me?" the werewolf hissed, teeth bared against Alfred throat. He was trying to listen for the quickened heartbeat- the heartbeat that Alfred didn't have. / Vampire Alfred/Werewolf Ivan, PWP power play, knotting
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,786 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/31/2014 - [America, Russia] - Complete
Never again will I ride an Elevator by WhoIsYourHero reviews
De-Anon from kink meme. Explicit mpreg birthing scene via Cesarean section. UkUs. Rated because of gore and etc.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 2/27/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
America Goes To McDonald's And Never Comes Back by Konata101 reviews
It's all there in the title. America thought it'd be just another normal luncheon at McDonald's, but he was wrong. Dead wrong. Happy Meals x America. Dubcon/noncon, gang rape, force-feeding, misuse of food, male lactation, scat, guro, and character death.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,518 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/29/2014 - America - Complete
Burn Me Twice by axisofadorable reviews
America can't stop thinking about what happened with Russia. Rated M for more.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,312 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/21/2014 - America, Russia - Complete
Empty and Cold by CookieChillpieXD reviews
A very short, kinda weird and implied Rusame. Also implied masturbation and Alfred's dirty dreams
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2014 - America - Complete
Deity by RobinRocks reviews
USUK. 'They said you should never fall in love with an Artificial and here was why.' Solar pirate Captain Arthur Kirkland steals a malfunctioning 704 Artificial from a brothel.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,228 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 4/30/2014 - England/Britain, America
You Taste Like by axisofadorable reviews
No one is safe. Not even a hero. Rated M for a reason.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,090 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/2/2014 - America, Russia - Complete
Who Will Have Mercy on Your Soul? by The Emcee reviews
Britain dies suddenly and America, consumed by his grief, searches for anyway to bring him back. Unfortunately, Russia is the only one who can help him and the end result isn't what America had been expecting. Two-shot. UkUs. RusAme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,319 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 4/9/2014 - America, England/Britain, Russia - Complete
Tentalces! by Itachi'sWifey55 reviews
Alfred and Ivan have a fight, so Alfred takes a walk through the woods but something happens! Read to find out what. Mentions of AlfredxIvan, tentacle sex/rape, mentions of England's eyebrows, and most importantly YAOI! Don't like any of these then don't read, all flames will be used to make smores at my weekly bonfire. Enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 9/24/2013 - America, Russia - Complete
Loving You Against My Will by Union Jack Off reviews
His Daddy tells him that he loves him, right after Arthur has had his drunken way. Alfred is completely broken, and at the moment, beyond repair.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2014 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Birthday Surprise by I.K.Ros reviews
Alfred's got a major crush on senior heartthrob Ivan, and he's convinced himself to be satisfied with encountering the Russian during summer workouts. But as Al's best friend, Arthur decides to give the American an extra birthday present that Al never saw coming. Part 1 of 2 Rated: MA
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,136 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 3/12/2014 - England/Britain, America, Russia - Complete
Swapped by Cecils-graham-cracker reviews
The Cold War is finally over and America and Russia are doing well. But what happens when France has his "great idea?" A drunk England, sassy American, frisky Frenchman and cunning Russian don't mix well. TEMPORARY HIATUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,143 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 9/24/2013 - America, Russia, England/Britain, France
Stitching Hearts by Mandelene reviews
Dr. Arthur Kirkland normally took pride in his secluded lifestyle. After all, friendships and family ties were mere burdens that could only be expected to drag down his work ethic. So what happens when two stray boys wander into his hospital? Well, it's certainly an uncommon adventure that he's in for, and perhaps his patients aren't the only ones who require fixing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 109,848 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 8/31/2013 - England/Britain, America, Canada - Complete
Freak Show by Monochrome Romance reviews
RUSAME *Main Pairing*, Japan x China, FrUK, GerIta. Ivan, while visiting an underground Freak Show, is intrigued by the performers, and this coaxes him to join. At first glance, he didn't think it was worth staying to help out, until he got a closer look at one of the main performers.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,745 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 10/3/2012 - America, Russia
Pick-Up Lines by The Emcee reviews
Ivan, a transfer student, doesn't quite know how to tell Alfred how he feels about him. What better way than to use pick-up lines? What could possibly go wrong? RusAme. Slash. One-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/14/2014 - [America, Russia] - Complete
The State of the Nation by retired-fangirl reviews
The United States of America is floundering, and so is Alfred F. Jones. Warnings: bulimia and my personal cynical views.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/10/2014 - Published: 2/24/2014 - England/Britain, America
Sunflower Man by Valori Kei reviews
Alfred F. Jones only wanted people to smile. He painted the walls with joy and dreams. When his childhood friend finds him, Alfred's life is thrown into a confusing chaos of trying to keep Ivan away from his boyfriend, Arthur, who wants nothing more than to keep Alfred in his line of sight at all times, using any means necessary. Will include RusAme and UKUS in later chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,528 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 6/16/2012 - [America, Russia] England/Britain
Story of Evil by lymerikk
"Once upon a time in another place, an evil kingdom who no one dared to face, and the ruler was a boy so mean, a tiny little prince of only age fourteen!" Story of Evil AU, based on the Vocaloid series. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2014 - America, Canada - Complete
Flappy Demon by SteamPunkWarlord reviews
Do not download the game called Flappy Bird. Trust me, it is for your own good. I tried downloading it and my life was almost ruined! Flappy Bird is evil! One shot, rated T for safety
Flappy Bird - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2014 - Complete
No End by Mara Beth reviews
"Maybe I killed a man. Maybe I've died and gone to hell because I killed. This idea appeals to me. I am a killer. I hold no remorse. I have killed and will kill again."
Flappy Bird - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Complete
From Time to Eternity by The Emcee reviews
No one expected this. None of the countries ever thought it would happen, although a few wished for it. Out of all of them, they would have expected Britain or France to fall before he did. And yet he did and there was nothing anyone could do about it. Deathfic. Uk/Us. One-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/6/2014 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Spangled by CheetahStar123 reviews
A series of one-shots detailing the life and times of the lovely Amelia F. Jones, or to most, the United States of America. There will be love, tears, laughter, and the occasional boob joke, so come along for the ride and prepare for the awesomeness that is America. (RusFem!Ame) Chapter 23: All The Songs And Sexual Innuendoes Learned On An 1800s Whaling Ship
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 48,203 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 12/1/2013 - England/Britain, America, Russia, Canada
If You Were a Movie, This Would be Your Soundtrack by The Emcee reviews
When one thought about it, Russia and America – or, rather, Ivan and Alfred - fit together well and were meant to be together. It may not have made sense to anyone else, or even themselves, but even through their ups and downs, the bond they had created and shared over time remained unyielding and as strong as ever. RusAme. Full summary inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,418 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 1/23/2014 - America, Russia - Complete
The Crow King by xoBlackIcex reviews
Alfred finds himself falling in love with two Kings who are at war with one another. One fights for the light, and the other for the dark. Whos side and heart was he to choose? AU: MolAme and UkUs (sorry for the bad summary)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,993 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 1/21/2014 - [America, Molossia] England/Britain, Canada
It's Not What I'm Doing, It's Why I'm Doing by blommabelle reviews
Arthur Kirkland is forced to bring in Amelia F. Jones and Lovino Vargas into his office due to Lovino's many, many complaints about Amelia's behavior. Workplace office AU, one-shot. Features fem!America. Romano/fem!America with a dash of FrUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/25/2014 - S. Italy/Romano, England/Britain, America - Complete
Cupid America by Liukeus reviews
America wants England to be happy so he decides to create the life for his old caretaker not caring about his own. Uke America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,431 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Japan, England/Britain, America, Russia
Outback Madness by Evening Falls reviews
It was one of those rare occasions America decided to travel all the way to the other side of the globe to visit Australia to catch up. After a one drink too many, things get interesting. Warning, slight 'Brokeback' mountain parody. Rated M for outback and tent smut and inspired by a Facebook conversation with a friend who actually is from Australia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,709 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/25/2013 - America, Australia - Complete
Just A Few Minutes by Ash04123 reviews
[Germerica] Alfred's having his annual Christmas party, and Ludwig really doesn't want to stay long. Disclaimer: Hetalia does not belong to me.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2013 - America, Germany - Complete
My Insanity, My Wonderland by Kat with Shamrocks reviews
After being abused as a colony, America forces himself to believe he can be a hero; but can he even save himself? After he over hears the other nations talk bad about him, he finally snaps. He decides to kill his sorrow and his reality;and now he is lost.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,034 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 5/22/2012 - America, England/Britain
Unwrap the Present by AnimeLover619 reviews
It's Christmas morning, and England and America are spending the holiday together! UKUS, M rated, yaoi. Sofia fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/12/2013 - America, England/Britain
Hump Day by Chibi Cho no Gaara reviews
Alfred feels to spread the word of Hump Day to all the other nations.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/12/2013 - [America, Prussia] - Complete
Whoring It Up by sunflowersundvodka reviews
Alfred is a sexy whore and Ivan need some sexual tension released. WARNING Human names used, toys, swearing, and all the good stuff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/9/2013 - America, Russia
A Drawback by Thefreakoutsideyourwindow reviews
The congress has shut down and America is in turmoil, but just how will this affect the personification? Rated T for swears. If/When something happens in congress, I'll probably update.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,371 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 10/14/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Beavis and Butthead in CUMMING Out by sauerKRaut92 reviews
Beavis decides enough is enough and declare his love for Butthead.
Beavis and Butt-Head - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Complete
Knife Master by foolishdeadbeat reviews
Alfred Jones dreams of meeting the esteemed 'Knife Master' of Russia, becoming his American copycat. *sucks at summaries* (Might be M in later chapters, I'll change the rating if it is) (Sides of: PruCan, FraGer, ItaCest, and a dorky Englishman). Discontinued January of 2015.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,075 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [America, Russia] - Complete
Something for Everyone: Comedy Tonight! by 91RedRoses reviews
A Hetalia version of "A Funny Thing Happened on the way to the Forum." You'll get laughs, cross-dressing, Prussia, desperate lovers, chase scenes, and the reason you should never argue about ninjas vs. pirates. No high-brow deep tragedy, just some good fun. Rated M for language because Prussia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,191 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 8/25/2013 - America, Lithuania, Canada, Prussia
The Proposal by OperaKnishes reviews
After a lovely dinner, Ivan pops the question. Short story.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/20/2013 - America, Russia - Complete
Selfishly, Mine by CoutureOtaku reviews
Arthur Kirkland is obsessively and possessively in love with the oblivious and naive, Alfred F. Jones. He just can't stand to see anyone touch what is his, and his alone. He would never let anyone hurt his precious American. Yandere!Arthur, UKxUS/RusAme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,574 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 10/8/2013 - England/Britain, America, Russia
Grumpy Cat by Mason the Cat reviews
One-shot. America and Greece bond over Grumpy Cat. Inspired by a shirt I have.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2013 - America, Greece - Complete
Unlikely by always-orange-and-blue reviews
Francis Bonnefoy has always hooked up with any student he wanted, only to have his fun with them and then leave them the moment he got bored. But one day, he accepts a bet which forces him to try sleeping with Alfred Jones, the school's biggest dork. The bet itself is already hard, but all the surprises that will come up will only make things worse. Highschool AU, FrUS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,611 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - [America, France]
Goodbye by Demoness99 reviews
"Goodbye. For good." England pressed the gun further into Russia's skull, his unfocused eyes staring blindly forward. Russia only smiled.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Russia, England/Britain, America - Complete
Hetalia: I Dare You! by Shionikutan reviews
"Let's play Truth or Dare!" It was ridiculous, absolutely ridiculous. The nations are actually playing truth or dare? England couldn't believe his ears. "Well? Take your pick, truth or dare?" "...Dare," But maybe...he could win back his friend again...in this utterly ridiculous game of Truth or Dare. EnglandXAmerica Much better story inside!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2013 - England/Britain, America
Under Men's Clothing by XenaDog reviews
Every nation has their secrets, however, two in particular have managed to keep something hidden throughout history. Chaos ensures when more and more countries find out the truth. Genderbending, Fem!America and Fem!Italy. Pairings: Heterosexual GerIta and Ameripan. Filled with General Humor, Sibling Fluff, Random Plot Twists, and a moderate sprinkling of Romantic Fluff throughout.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,313 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 4/6/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] [Japan, America]
Kirkland's by Molebeam reviews
Enter A.F. Jones, the bubbly, high cheek-boned bartender extraordinaire. Bartender!America AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 5/31/2013 - England/Britain, America
Destroying the English Language by Escaping Life's Realities reviews
I'm not quite sure what this is. Though in a poor summary attempt: America talks like an incredibly stereotyped American teenager. England is having none of it. I'm so sorry this exists. I think I've died a little on the inside. Warning: Murder of the English language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,437 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 10/5/2013 - England/Britain, America
Mirror Mirror on the wall by RusAmelover228 reviews
Alfred is a 18 year old boy who believes in anything his step-mother Natalia tells him, but all his opinions will change when he meets prince Ivan. Fail summary, and another attempt at a love story. RusAme and other pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,931 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - America, Russia, Belarus
The Stupid Dare by Funny Unicorn Called Koko reviews
In which Alfred and Antonio are idiots and get themselves stuck in a chilly situation. Spamerica! Short drabble!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2013 - America, Spain - Complete
Picture This by xoBlackIcex reviews
Amelia was never one who liked dressing up or being the center of every one's attention, till she is forced by her brother to attend a high end event with him. Shes not keen on being there until she finds out the fancy event is filled with eye catching famous models from all around the world. The models may be catching her eye, but is she also catching some of theirs? Fem!America
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/7/2013 - America, England/Britain, France, Canada
Calming America by OkamiNinja4 reviews
Another meeting has gone to shit. How can Ludwig fix this?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/6/2013 - [Germany, America] - Complete
America, The Beautiful by CoutureOtaku reviews
America, feels that he is fat and ugly after the constant teasing from the other countries, but England's insults hurt him the worst. What America doesn't realize is that the person in his mind, who thinks he's unattractive actually loves him and thinks he's absolutely beautiful. Inside and out.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/3/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Pride and bruises by musicfanatic122 reviews
(My first fanfic) England is abusive of America; but what happens when France finds out? Pre Revolutionary war period. FrUS (or UkUS if you want to look at it that way). Yaoi, don't like don't read.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 9/27/2013 - America, England/Britain, France
Awesomeness and Heroes by DEATHS0CK reviews
GIlbert is going to finally confess. Will Alfred reject him? lets find out
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2013 - America, Prussia
usuk is secksy lolz by HetaliaFan247 reviews
dis is mein furst fanfic, dont flame or u DIE! FOCKER! nywei, luv u, enjoi
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 8/6/2013 - England/Britain, America, France - Complete
Traffic Jam by Buggy2013 reviews
A perfect day at the beach is brought to a not so perfect ending. That doesn't make it all bad though ;) Warning: Omorashi, boyxboy, no yaoi (but it's hinted at) GerAme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Germany, America
When You're Good To Mother Russia by Queen MiMi of Wonderland reviews
Russia has a motto that he sticks by. 'When you're good to Mother Russia, Mother Russia is good to you'. (RusAme - RussiaxAmerica)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/21/2013 - [America, Russia] - Complete
Thanks Anyways by blue assembly reviews
It's the Fourth of July, and nobody bothered to come. Well, almost nobody that is. [ RusAme. Fluff. Oneshot. ]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 8/31/2013 - America, Russia - Complete
Waiting for Spring by smuttyandabsurd reviews
Alfred Jones is a male cheerleader who is sensitive to teasing, and the basketball jocks happen to be more than willing to humiliate him whenever the opportunity arises. The cruelest of them is Ivan Braginski, captain of the basketball team, although his motivations for bullying Alfred is not entirely straightforward. Russia/America. Cheerleader!AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/15/2013 - America, Russia
Those Baby Blues by Irate Italian reviews
Whilst awaiting the birth of the new prince or princess England is reminded of what he can't have and just how badly he wants it. Can America find a way to console the poor Brit or is it a lost cause? Rated M for language and possible future chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,955 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 8/4/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Savage Times by ficfan3484 reviews
When Alfred becomes lost in time, he is found by the Tribal Leader Ludwig. Now as Ludwig's new slave, he has to survive in a harsh, new time with only his wits to help him from just becoming another sex toy for Ludwig. Will he ever get back to the future... and more importantly, will he want to after he learns more about Ludwig? yaoi,dub-con/non-con Spanking,orgasm denial,slavery
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,429 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 4/11/2013 - America, Germany
batman meets botdf by 69ShadesOfGay
katniss shows up
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/15/2013
Hurtful Words by flowerpower71 reviews
After a particularly bad argument with America, Britain learns a lesson in saying things in anger that you cannot take back.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/28/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Fake by TheAmericanGit reviews
Alfred F. Jones was a happy kid. At least, most remembered it that way.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2013 - England/Britain, America, Canada - Complete
They Know by Rufescent reviews
America is hosting a meeting and the first one to speak. No one cares. With a little confidence boost from his brother, he switches tactics and is all, like, genius! Features Smart!Alfred with no pairings mentioned. Short oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/26/2013 - America - Complete
Hetalia Hospital- Christmas Magic by paipai13 reviews
on December 24th the Hetalia Hospital of Mental Illness has many stories. watch as on this day that they will murge into one (RusAme,GerIta,PruCan,SuFin,SpaMano,FrUk,GiriPan) (they liimited me to 4 but i have 14 people, i want to make them all as equally as important. so theres the pairs. please tell your friends this is my first fan fic by myself) (oh yeah i dont own hetalia)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,847 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Finland, Sweden, Russia, America
Our little secret by RusAmelover228 reviews
Alfred F. Jones, through everyone's eyes, is obnoxious and stupid, but only a select few know all the secrets held in the Jone's family. Alfred has to try his best to hide his identity, but why does it seem it's so hard to do that around Ivan? RusAme fanfic, rating ( might ) go up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,150 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 6/26/2013 - America, Russia, Canada, Japan
I'm Aladdin, Right? by hetaliaforever123
It's just another day for the FACE family, and Arthur decides that he wants to listen to Disney music. But when Alfred tries to sing along to a certain song, it seems as if he mixed up his part... Double drabble, Includes Fem!Canada and some lyrics.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2013 - England/Britain, America, Canada - Complete
Please Don't Leave Me by Anovia reviews
"You tell me to f*** off as if it were hello! I think you've made your feelings pretty clear! You know you've never said you that love me? NOT ONCE SINCE WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER!" Antonio yelled for probably the first time in his life. The Italian froze momentarily. He'd never actually heard Antonio yell before. He was usually so calm and easygoing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,289 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 7/28/2013 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] - Complete
One Billion Credits by smuttyandabsurd reviews
Every year in a dystopian future, the State brings out a new line of sex dolls who are available to anyone for a night at a price. Russia/America. Recalibrated!AU. Porn with plot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,119 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 8/3/2013 - America, Russia
First Kicks by scarletskies123 reviews
Alfred and Ivan share the experience of their twins first kicks. Warnings are basically Mpreg and maybe them being OOC.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/6/2013 - America, Russia - Complete
My Bloody Knight by xoBlackIcex reviews
Who says that the night was meant to be feared? Alfred sure didnt think so. In fact, he adored the night and the darkness that came with it. Even the unknown creatures that lurked in its shadows. Once he gets a taste of the truth thats out there, he only wants more. But does he really know what hes getting himself into? Vampire!Arthur and Human!Alfred. UkeAlfred
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,857 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 5/22/2013 - America, England/Britain, Russia, Prussia
To Pass The Time by maiuayame reviews
America and Denmark are locked in a closet together and they talk about some stuff and one thing leads to another and we find out why this is rated M. 2nd part of my mini smut festival.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2013 - America, Denmark - Complete
The Forgotten War by Cocolover77 reviews
Alfred watches as he, and his beloved White House, goes up in flames. One-shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/23/2013 - America, Canada, England/Britain - Complete
Russia Always Win by Kirarabluefirecat reviews
Just another short story about England determined to get revenge on America, and Russia reminding him not to touch what is his. Rusame
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/22/2013 - America, Russia - Complete
Booked by HetaliaHour reviews
Alfred has a fairly easy job. He's a prostitute. He gets paid pretty decent and when his boss isn't bitching at him or he doesn't have to f*ck an old guy, he's pretty content. I mean, all jobs have their downsides, don't they? But what happens when a mysterious Brit books him out for a year! UkUs/FAIL Summary (M for cursing and later chapters)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,315 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Invictus by hyugahime reviews
One day, upon visiting England for an important matter, Russia meets and befriends a child with golden hair and pretty eyes. When it comes time to leave, however, he finds himself reluctant to part with his new friend...AU, human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,666 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 5/24/2012 - America, Russia
American Summers by shotabooty reviews
His skin's sun kissed as opposed to scorched and Berwald's silently envious.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/17/2013 - America, Sweden - Complete
The Talk by Theultimatepotato reviews
Every parent fears the question, and now colony America is asking England. what will he tell the colony, will he tell the truth? country names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Proof of Existence by MildlyMiffed reviews
America wasn't crazy. He knew he wasn't. He was just sick and tired of people telling him that Matthew Williams didn't exist.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 54,075 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 8/17/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Pain of Rejection by Xaolin reviews
Full summary inside. WARNING - MPREG, ASSAULT, CURSING/SWEARING, UNDESIREABLE SITUATIONS, ALCHOHOL, DRUGS, RAPE, HATE, DARK THOUGHTS, SUICIDE ATTEMPTS, CUTTING, MENTAL ILLNESS, INSTABILITY, PHYSICAL PUNISHMENT, TERRIBLE WRITING, POSSIBLY TERRIBLE PLOT, BLACK MAGIC, BURNING, BDSM, ANIMAL ABUSE, YAOI, AND [OC] CHARACTER DEATH.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/6/2013 - America, England/Britain, Canada
Twenty Twenty by OrangePlum reviews
"There's something wrong with my neighbor." US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/2/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Life's Twists and Turns by AnUnstoppableWarrior reviews
Alfred had joked ten bucks an hour would be a start. His mother had been quick to remind Alfred this would be for charity, but Sadiq had accepted. "Though I might have to lower that number at the moment," was what he'd said with a grateful smile, and that was how Alfred became the babysitter to his neighbor's kids. Of course, he never expected to fall for the man. TurkAme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,084 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - America, Turkey - Complete
The Student Body by XiangXu reviews
Alfred finds himself trapped in a student council meeting alone with Ludwig. Instead of succumbing to boredom, Alfred finds an incredibly entertaining distraction... Rated M for Smutty fun times. Reader discretion is advised.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Germany, America - Complete
Bad Boy by AnUnstoppableWarrior reviews
Alfred is not just a pretty face and kind smile. He is not a normal young man. He is the spider, and all else are the flies. He preys upon them with satisfaction and a want for more. AU, warnings on each chapter, eventual RusAme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,798 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 5/26/2013 - America, Russia - Complete
Blind Beneath Amentum by marigoldgumi reviews
Alfred cannot think of anywhere more beautiful than his home – a truly perfect paradise. But when the dark man with a strange smile takes him away, the world is seen with new eyes. And though Alfred hates it all his being, he cannot stop coming back for more. SHOTA, NON-CON, FULL WARNING INSIDE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,418 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Russia, America
Oh America by TheLillyLilac reviews
Russia invites everyone to the beach and America goes along, but not before eating a ton of hamburgers. RussiaxAmerica drabble/crack fic. Rated T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 2/20/2012 - America, Russia - Complete
The Hero And His Savior by MysticalPotato reviews
America is currently in an abusive relationship with Russia, but what happens when Germany is fed up with seeing America broken? RussiAmerica/RussiaxAmerica and GerMerica/GermanyxAmerica. Oneshot! May turn it into a series if I feel like it. Rated T for violence and kissing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/9/2013 - America, Germany, Russia
The Idiot And His Lover by Leo et Lab reviews
"Once upon a time, in a faraway land, lived a princess by the name of Alfred Jones. He was renowned for his immeasurable beauty and numerous suitors arrived at his palace doorstep to request his hand in marriage. Unfortunately for them, there was not a place in Alfred's heart for a young, handsome man. In fact, he was already secretly in love…" USUK Crack!fic written on a whim.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/8/2013 - N. Italy, Germany, England/Britain, America - Complete
Red, White and Blue by fantasyAge reviews
America isn't stupid, people talk behind his back - but when it's to his face, that's the last straw for the country of Freedom. When it's Russia, well, things are about to go down. M for mature content and themes. Hateful sex. Yaoi/Slash - male/male. RusAme / AmeRus. Human names used. Slight PWP. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,367 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/7/2013 - America, Russia - Complete
Harder by EspeonSilverfire2 reviews
England just can't seem to do it hard enough. Crack. Short oneshot. USUK/UKUS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/6/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
A Friendly Game by Black Kaitou reviews
Loosly based off of something from real life. America is relaxing and is surpised by a soccer ball that almost hits him and is surprised to see who kicked the ball.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2013 - America, Russia - Complete
Merhaba güzellik by Druekee reviews
Sadiq finds himself enamored with a particular blonde belly dancer. Alfred/Sadiq. America/Turkey. Human names used, AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2013 - America, Turkey
America's stalker by the invisble ninja reviews
A worried america is being stalked by someone but who is it he and Britian are on the case but it is an unexpected visitor (russia) this is my first fanfic sorry if it suxs XD
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/17/2013 - England/Britain, America, Russia - Complete
Gender Bender by Takuku reviews
Obama, fed up with Alfred slacking off, assigns him to be the test subject for a new device that's supposed to help people lose weight. But it has... an unusual side-effect. Discontinued! Up for adoption!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,932 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - America
Shreked by Nathanfowler21 reviews
Shrek gets a boner
Shrek - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Shrek - Complete
Synthetic Love by PeachyM00NShine reviews
AU. Arthur wants a maid/nanny, Peter wants genuine love and attention, Francis wants everyone to be happy, and all Matthew wants is to make it through the day. As for Alfred, he's not sure what he wants, but it would be nice if his master smiled more often. (This may be the first Maid!America fic.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,074 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 10/4/2012 - England/Britain, America, Sealand
France's Kind of Party by GoldenxXxKitsune reviews
Two-Shot. Crack-Fic. Inspired by: "I'm sexy and i know it" , the chatroulette guy dancing to "peacock" , and the m&m's chocolate commercial.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 4/29/2013 - England/Britain, America, France - Complete
Hentali by MissLove1019 reviews
Made up the name. Basically hentalia without an A. Fem! America x Japan. Fem! N. Italy x Germany. Read and review!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Germany, Japan, N. Italy, America
Tragic Cigarette by Unshadowed Heart reviews
He wanted to feel those fingers lacing with his and he wanted to be warm for once. He wanted to think he was better and he wanted to think that the hand holding his own could hold him and hush him and wouldn't strike him. He wanted America, war or no war, just to be with him. Just to feel loved. Cold War era, references to abuse and suicide, RusAme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/24/2013 - [America, Russia] - Complete
Why You Don't Bet Against Canadians by ConsumeTheVoid reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin. Rated M for Yaoi, Language, Crossdressing and general Hetalia-ness. CanAme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/18/2013 - America, Canada - Complete
Dancing Samurai Japan by HugPug reviews
The Great Hero America is kidnapped by the notorious Dancing Ninja Gang and the only way for Japan to save him is through a dance battle. AU and Crack. Rated T for England's language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,037 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Japan, England/Britain, America - Complete
Bubblegum Bitch by Supporting Character reviews
Alfred has a habit of chewing gum constantly, and it's driving Ivan crazy. Asking him to stop doesn't work, so he comes up with a rather inventive plan. Canonverse, human names used anyway. Slight RusAme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2013 - America, Russia
Prank Day by LoliSenpai reviews
So what happen when Prussia invites the trio and America for a sleepover? Read and find out also pranks gone terribly wrong.
Crossover - That '70s Show & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Complete
Burgers and Fries, Fries and Burgers by And Only You reviews
Request fill for an anon on Tumblr. Ivan asks Alfred if he can try a French fry. RusAme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Russia, America - Complete
A Hamburger Film by dyslexic-Carmie reviews
Oneshot. America, with the help of Estonia, tries to make a video about the wonders of hamburgers.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,751 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2013 - America, Russia, Estonia - Complete
Heroic Princess by MochiUs reviews
Alfred F. Jones is forced to impersonate the princess of the Lapiz Kingdom due to unforseen circumstances and marry Arthur Kirkland, king of the Emerald Kingdom. How will he adapt being called the princess while trying to protect his identity? DISCONTINUED
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,733 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 2/3/2012 - England/Britain, America
PISS OFF by MadoHomu reviews
MADOKA IS PISSED OFF
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Madoka K. - Complete
Circus Freaks by DementedJoker-chan reviews
Alfred is a creature kept hidden behind the bars in a circus, Ivan Braginski, treats the boy as cruelly as he treats him well. Arthur Kirkland has become a frequent visitor, mainly for Alfred. One day, Arthur comes in to see Alfred but for less pure intentions. THREESOME RusAme/UkUs
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,450 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/17/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Bucolic and Noblesse by DestineyTot reviews
Alfred was just a simple farm boy living a peaceful life. That is, until his farm was raided by bandits and his parents were murdered. To make matters worse, Alfred accidentally gets himself caught up in the slave market and ends up catching the eye of the powerful and intimidating Lord Braginsky. Now he faces a life of servitude under the lord. Or does he...? RusAme. AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 137,369 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 10/20/2012 - [America, Russia] Lithuania
The Hero's Rose by Frillylace reviews
After a long days work of being the Hero, Alfred receives a phone call from Francis, and after receiving a vague answer, is surprised to find him in his bedroom. (Sorry. Stupid summary. NOW. If you want me to continue this story... I'ma need feedback :3 And yes, If I do continue. Sex will happen.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/11/2013 - America, France
Not a hooker by Stories with a term reviews
Al is wet and cold, and sick of being thought of as a hooker. And then there's that blonde guy, offering him a ride home. Maybe his luck just turned around for the better? 1p/2p Americest. Originally on Tumblr as a submission. Rated T for swearing. No smut, sorta fluff. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Complete
I Will Always Love You by Z3Ri reviews
Austin and Dallas do... Things... Together. RATED M. Yaoi/slash (boyxboy). Don't like? Don't read. -DRABBLE-
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Austin M., Dallas - Complete
To my Sunflower by Mizuni-no-neko reviews
A poem from Ivan to Alfred, reflecting back on their relationship from their first meeting to present day. RusAme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2013 - America, Russia - Complete
Podsolnechnik by kittypow13 reviews
Alfred goes to a bar alone, Ivan sees something he likes, and suddenly they both find themselves falling in gasp love. What will happen to this disturbing couple? Crappy summary, rated M for safety, please read!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,246 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 5/28/2012 - America, Russia - Complete
Oh, America by AppleDumplings reviews
America and Canada, who's skyping Russia, are out on the beach when they spy a sinking England. America rushes to his boyfriends aid, only to find he cannot swim. Warning, one swear word included.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Canada, America - Complete
These Strange and Sordid Affairs by Urchin of the Riding Stars reviews
Matthew wants one night to be human. Alfred wants to eat the next day. Maybe what they both need is an ear. Sort of CanAme, Ho!fred.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,626 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Canada, America
Jail Bird by Dagon's Blood reviews
In prison's clutches, Alfred's life is controlled in every aspect. Though there is just one person in his life who holds this control, and it isn't the warden. It's his Russian cellmate, whose intentions are less than pure. Prison AU Noncon/dubcon RusAme slash
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 76,562 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Russia, America
New Year by VengefulMothSlayer reviews
The morning after New Year's Eve, America wakes up with a sore butt and England in his bed. Swearing and sexual references.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Fear Beyond Itself by DreamersDae reviews
Arthur is beating Alfred. And what does Alfred do? Nothing. He can't. He has no more power left. Rated M for violence.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Let's Play by Five Tailed Demon Dog reviews
In which America and Canada attempt to play lingerie football and fail kinda miserably, 2P!Nyotalia CanAme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/28/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Tony and Steve by Mairu and Kururi reviews
America is an idiot. Tony hits a growth spurt.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/25/2012 - America, Tony - Complete
Marry Me by thefirecrest reviews
Gilbert sits in a cafe and wishes. PrussianxAmerica Based off of the song "Marry Me" by Train. Song-Fic. Fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2012 - America, Prussia - Complete
Sweetest Geek by justthatnewpersonwhonowowndis reviews
Alfred is a school geek with one last year to get though before leaving for collage. Ivan is always bullying and teasing him about his weight. Ivan has feelings for Alfred but has no idea how to express it. Then new student Ludwig, a German catches Alfred's eye and the other way around. Now Ivan has a rival and he wants to get rid of him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,556 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Russia, America
Too Sweet by restingDendrophiliac reviews
Francis loves Alfred, even with his lack of care in his diet. FrUS, basically smut, kind of. Maybe, I don't know. Another birthday gift for a friend. Also, foodplay.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2012 - America, France - Complete
Claw and Cover by rosiethero reviews
"Alfred could be scratcher sometimes, and a rather vicious one at that, but Toris would be lying if he said he didn't like it on some level." WARNINGS: masochistic!Liet, brief mention of past abuse. LietAme. Kink Meme de-anon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2012 - America, Lithuania - Complete
O Brother by woodbyne reviews
"It's okay. I love you best of all. I love your chicken wings and your pork chop thighs and your marshmallow tummy and your chipmunk cheeks. No one loves you the way I do, and that's okay, because I'm here." 1p2p America 1p2p Canada focus on the Americas. High school AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,816 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/1/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
But All I Heard Was Nothing by OmgPandi reviews
France decides that it's time for him to confess to America. One-sided!FrUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/25/2012 - [America, France] - Complete
Good News and Bad News by ClassyAsBollocks reviews
Arthur Kirkland sits his twin sons Alfred and Matthew down to tell them that he and their mother are getting divorced. He goes about this in a manner about as tactful as shoving a hot poker up someone's ass, with very messy results, as they grow up to be maladjusted sociopaths. Apparently, a trip to Disneyland doesn't quite make up for discovering that your parents love was a sham
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/21/2012 - England/Britain, Canada - Complete
Power To The People by Gilly B reviews
They made their way to the park nearby and walked under the street lamps and orange trees. That was when America finally had a breakdown. Tears poured forth and he sobbed his woes. It was just like any other Election Day.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/6/2012 - America, Russia - Complete
Unexpected Turn Outs by Moon-Yeti reviews
Arthur needs a pick me up. He does't know it yet but Alfred's got a cure. AU. STRIPPERS!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,732 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2012 - England/Britain, America
Roses and Hamburgers by JasperGrimm reviews
When England finally snaps at America for sleeping during his speech at the conference of nations, who will be there to make him feel better?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,896 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 9/26/2012 - America, France
Colonial Beginnings by Hikary Sanoko reviews
He loved his children, he also loved thier father. But in the end, he would choose his children over his love. America thinks back on the hardest decision of his life and can't help but feel glad, even if he was left with a broken heart. UKUS, World/America, mentions of mpreg. Story is better then the summary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 79 - Published: 9/8/2012 - England/Britain, America
Beauty of the Unseeing by Cygrus reviews
Arthur Kirkland is a man content in life, a man who can see beauty, even if his eyesight was never there. Alfred Jones doesn't understand Arthur's sense of beauty whatsoever, but he's willing to learn.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,771 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 63 - Published: 9/3/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
A Maiden's Heart and Other Girly Parts by americalovesthecockpit reviews
England gets tired of America never letting him top, so he uses his magic to temporarily turn America into a girl. With the help of England's magical friends, they teach him a memorable lesson about the importance of bottoming. AWWWWW. USUK and UK/femUS, crack. Also, there's some smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,953 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/26/2012 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
The Painter and His Muse by Lelelea reviews
Ivan Braginski worshipped Beauty and Alfred was the mortal face of it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2012 - America, Russia - Complete
Are You Happy, Daddy? by PoisnousPixie reviews
It's not easy being a single dad. Or being in love with two men... or bringing those things together. No one ever said life was easy though. Human AU, Threesome relationship. Being reworked.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/17/2012 - America, Canada, England/Britain, Russia
Unbelievable by crazy YinYang writer7
an ex-boyfriend, a pair of binoculars, and a lucky charm. or a stalker, lost, etc. Read and find out more.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,042 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - America, Canada
Babeh by ChopstickGirl241 reviews
Story is less humorous than title would suggest. Started sometime in April but excuse crap ending because I couldn't think of anything. This was inspired by the doujinshi My Dear Baby and another story written by BeatricetheGolden. Enjoy I guess. I dunno. Angst kinda. Not really comfort, only hurt. An no lemon, sorry. Review if you want. Spoiler: Character Death.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,614 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Tragedy Befallen by Threegreenbeans reviews
A week after his lover has gone missing, Alfred get's the tragic news from Francis and Arthur. Character death, story is better than summary. I just suck at writing summaries...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2012 - America, Russia - Complete
White Coat Warden by Kat with Shamrocks reviews
A collection of UkUs stories involving mental defects, insanity, and odd events that might be spine tingling. These stories will be requested and gifted by reviews, authors, and people who ask for them. Story one: 'The Smiling Nurse': Arthur Kirkland is an insane man who is locked away in a white room. He is all alone until he meets a young nurse by the name of 'Jones'.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,467 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012 - America, England/Britain
The Things We Do When We're Drunk by pupeez4eva reviews
America wants alcohol. Russia has vodka...a lot of vodka. The two decide to become drinking buddies for the night.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/10/2012 - America, Russia - Complete
How things turn by bye sora reviews
School AU drabble- Alfred walks home after a tiring day and finds someone who shouldn't be at the park at 2am. Why is he there?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,660 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - America, Russia - Complete
Prussia and America's Pranking Mission by Tsuki no Seru-Chan reviews
In this somewhat comedic adventure, Prussia and America seek to prank a few certain countries. Crappy summary is crappy, but who cares. This story includes: Strong language, OOCness, and Hungary's frying pan. Enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/31/2012 - America, Prussia
All Of Your Diamonds by GreyMoth reviews
Altered plane tickets, birthdays, and drunken videos. How can you go wrong when you have these things responsible for your love life? CanAm
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,513 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/16/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Sexy Sleepover by Aoharu reviews
Rated M for later chapters. There will be yaoi and tentacles in later chapters... maybe yuri, IDK. Don't like, Don't read. Read if you want to, I'm not going to stop you. America decides to throw a party. But, why is Russia here? This makes no sense. Canada is determined to find out. And, what's America's surprise announcement? Any suggestions to what happens next?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Russia, America
Carrots by Pathogenic reviews
What happens when Canada brings a snack to a conference room full of starving nations? No pairings, just a one-shot. Crappy summary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Canada, America - Complete
Broken Wings How Fragile You Can Be by justthatnewpersonwhonowowndis reviews
Ivan and Alfred are going to have a child and get married everything is going great until Arthur comes forward and tell them that he got pregnant and it's Ivan's baby. Now furious Alfred storms out of the meeting. Ivan has no idea what's going to happen.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,777 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Russia, America
England's FanFiction Obsession by Lone Canadian reviews
America's checking out England's computer when he finds a fanfiction wesbite and reads one of the fanfictions England favorited. Wrestling over the computer ensues and they end up in a weird situation made even weirder when England decides to take this chance to fulfill his fanfiction dreams... UkUs
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/4/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
America's World Sleepover by SkyBloo08 reviews
America decides to hold a sleepover at his house for all the nations. The insanity begins before anything even starts... Will most likely contain boyxboy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,812 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 8/31/2011 - America
The Eyes by tastiestcookie reviews
Ivan and Alfred have a drunken hook-up. Afterwards they talk about tattoos and boy, does Ivan have an eyeful for Alfred. An RP with Kitty; RusAme; One-Shot; lemon
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Russia, America
You're Not The KoolAid Man! by Hiari reviews
America is drunk off his ass, and seems to believe he is the Kool-Aid man.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Jump My Trunk by tastiestcookie reviews
Alfred needs money to buy his dream car and Arthur is willing to give him 4000... to fuck Alfred's ass. Arthur x Alfred ; Lemon ; One-Shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/13/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Roofies by Prussiasawesomewife reviews
Russia decides to have a little fun with Alfred, so he slips him the date rape drug. Sadly Russia's fun is ruined when England decides to intrude. Rus/Amer & Us/UK fluff towards the end. PURE SMUT WARNING AND SOME ADULT LANGUAGE DON'T LIKE THEN GTFO!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/7/2012 - America, Russia - Complete
Stripperific by americalovesthecockpit reviews
Once a week, all the countries must gather at a strip club and watch the loser of a bet perform. America really doesn't want to do deal with that though. He'd rather just eat pizza. The other countries are determined to fix this ... especially England and Canada. Total crack and lulz, UKUS and CanUS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,720 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012 - America - Complete
Why Do We Bother by Yellowluna reviews
America is depressed. Like, REALLY depressed. So when Canada asks two nations, who have hated his guts for many years, to cheer him up then you know it's got to be bad. If only Canada knew the results this "thoughtful" act would bring...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,690 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/31/2012 - America, Russia - Complete
What Now by Sweetness282 reviews
We've been together for almost a year. Things would be perfect if it weren't for Ivan Braginsky who constantly harasses my American boyfriend. And one day, he just couldn't take it anymore. That's where all our troubles began. usxuk Warning: yaoi, abuse
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - America, England/Britain
Step into my world by XxkikisapphireluvxX reviews
Matthew is never noticed. Alfred works at a club as a pole dancer/waiter. Matthew always wanted to be in the spotlight just once. But maybe being in spotlight isn't as good as Matthew thought it would be.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/10/2012 - America, Canada
You Can Leave Your Socks On by Pouceline de Gresiel reviews
The girls bring Hungary to a strip club for her birthday. For some epic reason, America, England and France find themselves on the stage and the show starts. One Shot. Rated M for hot guys and striptease.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/28/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
When Turks and Americans by Kat with Shamrocks reviews
One-Shot! Turkey and America end up being locked in a room together. OH Dear... TurkeyXAmerica. This a gift for the amazing Emismpunk.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,057 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/17/2012 - America, Turkey - Complete
Birkenau by LxISxAxBABE reviews
War crimes committed under Nazi control were commonplace and ran the gamut.. what was one more when it was to punish an American spy and protect the Fatherland? HARDCORE NONCON, abuse, anything you can associate with a DEATH CAMP. PrussiaxAmericaxGerman
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,029 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Prussia, America - Complete
Can I Smell Yo Dick? by Adeline-Eveline reviews
Germany believes Italy is cheating on him. How far will he go to discover the truth? CRACK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Germany, N. Italy
American Trash by Gilly B reviews
"Da. Who would ever say no?" Russia chuckled as he dipped his finger in the blood running down America's cheek and licked it off. This was going to be fun.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/31/2012 - America, Russia - Complete
Pranks and Creeping by cosmo17 reviews
America is creeping on Russia hardcore. When he gets a brilliant idea to play a prank on him, things are taken to a whole new level. Purely humor, nothing more! Some language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2012 - America, Russia
Do you feel like a man when you push him around ? by NarutoIsKurama'sQueen reviews
England's brothers Scotland and Wales and his Sister Ireland have had enough of England abusing Alfred so they tell everyone about it hoping it will get him to stop. Warning Abuse , songs lyrics ,mention of blood , unstrong America This is UKUS not USUK!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/17/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
All Thanks to Gilbert by HipsterMustache reviews
After a night of passion, Ludwig and Alfred realize what new life that night created. How will England take this? Not bloody well. He's going to get America, no matter what. M for smut and dark themes. Some fluff! RP between me and Kats With Shamrocks!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/13/2012 - America, Germany
Russia at the Pool by Snowing Wine reviews
America invites Russia to go swimming at his house. Russia should've left his shirt on!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/9/2012 - America, Russia - Complete
YoHo, Alfred by TheQuirkyWriter reviews
UKUS Arthur is a swash-buckling pirate in love with his captain's cabin boy, Alfred. The two must sneak around in order to escape the captain's wrath, for if they're caught, they'll surely be killed. Spamano and mentioned onesided FRUS LEMON YAOI ONESHOT
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,197 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Memories by Weiner weenie guy thing reviews
America remembers his times as a bottom. Rated for sexual content, although there's no actual smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/26/2012 - America - Complete
Away Team Advantage by vennumberten reviews
In which two slightly drunk Nations test out that theory about the English accent. UKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/20/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Beautiful Lies by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
America loves it when England yells at him, when he calls him worthless or hopeless. After all, there's no better way too feel like he isn't. UKUS, deanon from kink meme. M for sex, including rough oral.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/16/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Chaos at WalMart by Trisana Tennant reviews
An Alternate Universe in which the nations are teenagers going through the list of ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 5,775 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 3/12/2011 - America
Tentacle porn just got boring by Lispet reviews
Allie goes to visit Kiku, with certain movies in hand. M for sex, masturbation, mentions of twincest Can/Ame . Jap/fem!Ame, hints of fem!Can/fem!Ame, Rus/fem!Ame, Ukr/fem!Can
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/2/2012 - America, Japan
American Sexuality by PersonifyThis reviews
In recent years, Americans have definitely gotten more in touch with their sexuality. Watch as other countries like England and France react to America's newest development. Lots of dancing and sexy music!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,097 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 1/31/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Old Scars Don't Heal by Lispet reviews
Matthew winced as sharply as his twin would have in the next room as the sharp, blunt sound of the slap reached his ears. Arthur was such a violent, bitter drunk. Rated M for Violence, smut and non-con-shota. Russ/Ame, USUK, Can/Ukr.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,959 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - America, Russia - Complete
Haircut by LadyFufu reviews
Fem!America. Britain learns the hard way never to mess with America's cowlick. Oneshot. Dub format.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/28/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
My Best Friend's Hot Wait No, That's My Teacher by LadyDioptase reviews
My teacher's pretty hot. Yeah, he's English...yeah, I like him. That's what made the car ride home with him so uncomfortable. That is, until he started making out with me. USUK, Teacher/Student, Yaoi, Human Highschool AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,722 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/22/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by Celestial Clusters reviews
AU. Oneshot. UKxUS. "I realized it then. My best friend Alfred F. Jones was a liar. He was a liar...who needed love and help. And I decided I would provide both, no matter the cost."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,469 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/22/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Maxed Out by Emrys Myrddrin reviews
Uh- oh Obama's credit card isn't working. Well I wonder who's to blame? Please tell me if I should make a second chapter.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2011 - America - Complete
Electronic Love by Evil Kitten1 reviews
Estonia and America are playing Pokemon battles against each other. While the constant electronic noises are bothering England, he can't help but wonder about the depth of their 'friendship'...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/19/2011 - [Estonia, America] - Complete
Jersey Shore invades Italy by Always irritated reviews
North Italy to be exact 'Cause honestly, we hate the Jersey Shore
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2011 - N. Italy - Complete
The King of Clovers by Road of Ruin reviews
Human AU oneshot. Alfred supposed selling guns to the Russian mafia wasn't the best career choice ever but even at the end he cant find it in himself to regret any of it. RusAme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,719 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/15/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
The Bucket List by The Whimsicals reviews
Arthur wants to make sure Alfred doesn't miss out on any of life's important moments. Alfred's only got the one request. To complete everything on his bucket list before his time is up. AU slash. UKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,999 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - England/Britain, America
Rotten Heresy and Chocolate by The Incorrigible Ammy reviews
'I'll lick some sweet sweet chocolate, some real, some fake. ' Everyone's addicted to the chocolate, and who is Alfred to refuse? AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/4/2011 - America - Complete
The Feel of a Gun by CatastrophicMeltdown reviews
*Germerica slash* Alfred has a thing for guns. It's almost too bad that Germany is doing target practice today...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/25/2011 - America, Germany - Complete
We see what we want by oXCookieMonsterXo reviews
Alfred is going to his house for his lovers birthday but he catches him cheating, now heartbroken Alfred runs but gets caught by a...demon? Slight US/Uk and Uk/Fr and Pru/Cana... Demon!Russia and America!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,059 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Russia, America - Complete
Let's See by waterrain reviews
America and Prussia are trying to find out who is better out of the two of them. France makes a suggestion and even provides a hat full of tiny slips of paper with writing on it. England believes that France is up to something.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 8,433 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Prussia, America
Mine by CatastrophicMeltdown reviews
*RusAme* Alfred is late for a World Meeting. When Belarus walks in and claims his place, chaos breaks loose.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/19/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
To Get Money by waterrain reviews
Alfred Jones is 15 years old.He tries his best to get money for he wants to visit places around the world. He has phone sex with a rich Russian and does other stuff to gain money. Events occur and Alfred finally meets the rich Russian Ivan face to face.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 28,684 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - America, Russia
Insanity by Jazz Line reviews
"Red. Red. Red. Why was there so much red surrounding him? He hadn't mean to harm them, they had just pissed him off." Warning: Insane!Arthur, Hinted pairings, Blood, Character Deaths
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/17/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
All the Small Things by Unshadowed Heart reviews
Sweat and musk filled the room, three bodies moving together in tandem on the bed, sloppy mouths coming together against skin and fabric, tugging with teeth and clumsy fingers. Threesome, daddy kink, UKUSCan, DP, PWP Lemon yaoi
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 58 - Published: 11/11/2011 - [England/Britain, America, Canada] - Complete
Salvom Lavisse, America! by MunchyLevelShenanigans reviews
A young America is tired from a bad day, and all he wants to to do is relax. Rome suggests taking a bath, but when America misinterprets it, Rome decides to show him what he means. It's time for a good old Roman Bath! -Rome X America-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,532 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/7/2011 - America, Ancient Rome - Complete
In Which America Has White Stuff On His Chin by Deanstiel's Daughter reviews
(ONESHOT) America Alfred walks into the meeting with white stuff on his chin and gets the other nations thinking...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Birth by IRuleEverything101 reviews
Sorta squeal to Parents, where Amelia goes through the birthing process! FEMerica! RusAme with a little FrUK thrown in, and Panicking Arthur! Part one of two!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,563 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/29/2011 - America, Russia
Angel's Theory of Evolution by Yamino Tenshi 202 reviews
Doujin-based England remembers something that America said when he was a colony. He's determined to get the words out of him by any means necessary. Yum... UKUS Britannia Angel, MPreg?, Shota? Fail Summary
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/29/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Public Display of Affection by Vani Jane reviews
ONESHOT Where the Cat surpasses his Master in the matters of butt humping in the most epic way – lunch period in school. AmericatxIggycat & USUK/UKUS Rating due to cats.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/24/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Where do Kittens Come From? by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
Americat accidentally gets pregnant with Kittirisu's kittens because Alfred and Arthur didn't realize she was a girl. Americat just has no idea of what's going on. AU cats have different names senselessly cute, but with a couple of parental bonuses
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/19/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
It Runs In the Family by genericnamehere reviews
Tired of walking in on England and France using their beds, America and Australia decide to take revenge. US/Australia with side mentions of FrUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 10/2/2011 - America, Australia - Complete
Please Don't Leave Me by RoyStealer reviews
Alfred an Ivan had always fought. It was the entirety of their relationship. Until Alfred muttered the word: "Why?" RusAme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Russia, America - Complete
Cupboard full of costumes by THISISANOLDWEEBACCOUNT reviews
Alfred and Arthur are forced in the closet for punishment at school. But they find some cool costumes seme!Uk/US rated teen because it's so damn sexy XD
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Hey, Teacher! by RealityDreamsii reviews
To pass years, they go back to school, England as a teacher and America as a student. They both end up together and America has to get his punishment for being a bad student. WARNINGS LEMON, SMUT, SMEX
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/4/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Chasing Shadows by genericnamehere reviews
The whole world thinks America and England are an item, and England's content to let them believe it. Of course nothing good was going to come out of it when Prussia catches America and Denmark on a date.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,776 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 9/22/2011 - America, Denmark - Complete
Reading, Writing, and Realization by Ahmerst reviews
Student/Teacher relationship warning. This is the tale of Alfred, and a teacher he finds himself getting the hots for. He tries to shrug it off at first, but that's before he gets to feeling it's a pretty mutual thing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,567 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/28/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Mr Prez by FluffDucklings reviews
Alfred goofs off with the President.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/28/2011 - America - Complete
Take your medicine! by oXCookieMonsterXo reviews
America feels dizzy at the meeting, does Russia have something to do with it? Russ-Ame Don't like yaoi? then don't read it! :3
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,158 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Russia, America - Complete
We Maintain Our Honor by YourDarkMistress reviews
"I may hate you and everything you stand for, but I respect your armed forces. I've seen 'em in action. Tough. You fight like one hell of a man, Red." The USA and the USSR have a civil conversation after the recovery of a sunken nuclear submarine.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Boredom Bred by SomeNavyRecruit reviews
Just this once, Russia would give in to his desires at work. JUST this once... Rus/Ame yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,500 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Russia, America - Complete
Cookies by The-Awesome-Anonymous reviews
America and Russia have some fun in the kitchen. Short drabble.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Certain Candy and Junk Food He Does Not Eat by waterrain reviews
There are some certain candy's and junk food that America does not eat at the World Meeting's anymore.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010 - America
It's The Kilt by waterrain reviews
England discovers Scotland wearing a kilt and holding a naked America in his arms.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Scotland, America - Complete
Shush, Pay Attention by huskies4EVER reviews
Intellectual!America volunteers to watch the detention room while the teacher goes out for an emergency or something. Badass!Canada happens to be the only student in detention that afternoon
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - America, Canada
It's Weird To Wake Up With A Tail by Fanservice-911 reviews
America wakes up one day on England's couch to find he has dog ears and a tail. England seems to find it strangely attractive... UKUS in that order , Masturbation, dog-ear-erogenous-zone abuse, lemon. Don't like, don't read.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/11/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Bell'Italiano by Shibby-One reviews
England is still dressed up as an Italian, and an oblivious America runs into him and doesn't realize who he is. Cue England wooing him the Italian way as he remains under cover in Italy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,161 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
On Having Perfect Bodies by AcrylicDisaster reviews
America and Canada discuss skin. Very short. Constructive Criticism much appreciated, I'm trying to get back into writing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/5/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Kissing by sivolobwho reviews
Alfred wonders why Arthur doesn't kiss him like Francis does Matthew. Incredibly short USUK oneshot. Rated T for shota and talk of French kisses.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/29/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Bruised Wrists by LxISxAxBABE reviews
NONCON! Russia has his way with America. "Because I hate you." Not much to say, sorry the summary sucks... yaoi, no likey, no read-y ! RussiaxAmerica
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/19/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
For Your Entertainment by StarvingAuthoress16 reviews
One night at a bar, and one song, changes everything between. The Former Soviet Union, and 'The Hero'. Rated for some language and iffy stuff. The first story in my Hetalia Song-fic Series.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Trick and Fire by The Rabid Toenail reviews
The world is tired of a prudish America and his inability to play well with others, and it falls to England to teach his former colony how to spread his legs... oneshot, UKxUS .
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/5/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Surrenders, Discussions, and all that Jazz by Maddening Tumult
George Washington and Alfred F. Jones talk about their solders before during the final battle of the American Revolution. Meanwhile, Francis Bonnefoy is being a sneaky rat...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2011 - America, France - Complete
Tonight we're gonna Party Like it's 1699 by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
Adult!US decides that he wants to role play being Colony!US again with England. They end up having a good time, but I am going to hell. I hope you're all happy. Deanon from kink meme. Smut, role play of parent/child incest
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,011 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/4/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
I Cannot Tell a Lie by Shatterdoll reviews
There was more to the story of the boy who chopped down a cherry tree and said he could not tell a lie. A tale of the bond between America and his first president.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,969 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/4/2011 - America - Complete
I'm Not Sorry by waterrain reviews
AU All Human Alfred Jones is not sorry for being nice to Arthur Kirkland and he is also not sorry for being with Ludwig.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2011 - America, Germany
Canvas by TheRockNRollBeauty reviews
Matthias Kohler, star athlete and teenaged ladykiller, falls for the quirky and cheerful art student Alfred Jones. Denmark/America, rated for sex.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Denmark, America - Complete
Inside of Me by whitetyger123 reviews
When Russia wants something, he will do anything to get it, even using America against his will. RP, written by me and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture. Rated M for a lot of things. If you don't like, don't read.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 106,616 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
Naughty Nurses 9 by TheRockNRollBeauty reviews
"It was difficult enough to break the stereotype as a male nurse—and it certainly did not help when one's boss happened to be a man like Arthur Kirkland." Doctor!Ivan/Nurse!Alfred/Doctor!Arthur PWP threesome. Rated for a reason.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Russia, America - Complete
Insanity by YamiBakura77 reviews
One day...Arthur just snaps. He loses his sanity. And poor Alfred decides to pay him a visit...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/16/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Abduction of Alfred Jones by Mizuni-no-neko reviews
Ivan, the Lord of the Underworld, has fallen in love with Alfred, the God of Spring and Flowers. He takes him, hoping love with grow. But it it a futile hope? A retelling of the Abduction of Persephone.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,662 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/15/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Lady In Red by destroyedparadise234 reviews
"THEY SHAVED MY LEGS, ENGLAND! It's never grow back the same!" The nations and their bosses are at the annual ball. There, England finds America wearing a rather interesting outfit. Songfic, OOC-ness, slight UKUS and Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Shard by TropicanaLemonadeOnASunnyDay reviews
And a shard of his soul tells him to comfort him, fix him, love him - RusAme, sorta dubcon-ish?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Russia, America - Complete
The Best Way to Get Rid of a Sunburn by TheRockNRollBeauty reviews
American decides to take Russia to the beach, but the older nation ends up on the receiving end of a terrible sunburn. Fortunately, Alfred thinks of a way to "relieve" him. RusAme PWP.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Russia, America - Complete
Breathless by OrangePlum reviews
Arthur Kirkland never thought that golden boy Alfred Jones would ever have a reason to attempt suicide. Then again, how much did he really know about the oh so popular blonde? The rumor mill would surely chew him up and spit him out.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,635 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Doujinshi by Green Sprout reviews
Oh Japan some of the things you do. Russiamerica Nyotalia Yuri version. PWP and smutty.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/29/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Quel Beau Cul by crocious reviews
A parody of that deal with Strauss-Kahn and the hotel maid. Read this and/or a newspaper. Ya. Messed up, huh? But it's absurdly French and I couldn't help myself. Lol!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2011 - America, France - Complete
Take the 'A' Train by TheRockNRollBeauty reviews
Arthur and Alfred are riding the subway back home when Arthur gets a sudden "urge." Human/Gakuen AU. UKUS smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,088 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/27/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Fetish by Vani Jane reviews
AU Gakuen Verse. Arthur Kirkland is a sociology teacher discussing fetishes to his class and Alfred F. Jones had managed to sneak into his class again .
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/26/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Dancing by K.H. Wright reviews
America gets invited to a party thrown by Poland, but there's one problem. He can't dance. But he thinks he knows someone who can teach him... Rated T to give me room.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Late by SophitiaSonya reviews
NOT AN MPREG! A certain Englishman tries to ruin America's day to spend with Russia. When America arrives late, something doesn't feel right about Russia. Slight angst, leans a little towards rape. Yaoi, lemon. Don't like, don't read.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,786 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Russia, America - Complete
Tendrils of Love by SuiseisekiTamura reviews
America visits a small town, but a special being suddenly emerges... M for Yaoi, tentacles, swearing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - America
The New Wife by TheRockNRollBeauty reviews
Alternate Cold War timeline. America is defeated by the Soviet Union, and subsequently broken by Ivan. But when Alfred, now Ivan's needy and desperate lover, moves into the Soviet house, he stirs the ire of a certain Eastern nation. RusAm, onesided Rochu.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,700 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Russia, America - Complete
Moving Past Memories by Miss Macabre Grey reviews
Russia remembers everything about his old lover/enemy/friend. It hurts. Time moves on and so does he. Even still, that doesn't mean he doesn't still love him anymore; that's the first thing he can't forget. *not really M-ish but being safe*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,872 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Russia, America - Complete
Don't Stand so Close to Me by nasoscinnel reviews
Arthur Kirkland had never, never, wanted to feel what he felt as he had looked into the eyes of that new student. Lust. For a boy of fourteen. UKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,057 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - England/Britain, America
Playing Dress Up by waterrain reviews
America decided wear an outfit and Japan can not look away, but America does not notice and just keeps on talking. Warning Cross Dressing America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Japan, America
This Isn't What I Meant When I Said I Fell for You by TheRockNRollBeauty reviews
Russia and America find out that getting it on in certain places can be fatal. RusAme, almost smut, temporary character death.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,001 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Russia, America - Complete
Locked Out by Sora Moto reviews
Based on Obama being locked out of the white house. Nothing more to it really.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/31/2011 - America - Complete
Heroin by TheRockNRollBeauty reviews
While attempting to spy on the young nation, Ivan finds Alfred hanging out at a very strange building in New York City. Set in the late 60s in The Factory, Andy Warhol's infamous studio. Sex, dubcon, drug use/abuse.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,980 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Russia, America - Complete
America's Favorite Foreign Nation by waterrain reviews
It turns out England is not America's Favorite Foreign Nation. The Nation that is the favorite happens to be...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/25/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Bed Intruding by VacuumTan reviews
Arthur interviews a boy who nearly got raped, but his hero-obsessed brother wants to be on TV too... AU oneshot and my first fic have mercy! .
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Revolution by Thanatos God of the Dead reviews
England discovers America has been having an affair. He wants to know if its true and goes to Americas house to confront him only to discover America in bed with...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/9/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Game by 15animefreak15 reviews
Based on a picture I found on Pixiv. France wants to see how many times he can violate America during a meeting before England catches him in the act FrUS, obviously. OC!Madagascar
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,048 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/9/2011 - France, America - Complete
The Other Side by ArixaBell reviews
England and France fear they may be losing the spark in their relationship. Then they overhear their neighbors in the hotel room next door... fighting... De-anon from the kink meme. Three-parter of equal parts RusAme and FrUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,991 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Your Love Is My Drug by TheDayBeforeFriday reviews
So Alfred is left alone in the White House with only a IPod and a IHome...mhm this is Crack in it's element! Crack: Us x Uk. Hope you guys enjoy it!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Supercruising by Impervious Marr reviews
"What, he's got a taste for hot, young, blond pilots?" Alfred asked sarcastically, snorting - then stared as Williams shrugged casually, as if saying 'Duh'. "... You've gotta be kidding me." One shot, sexy-times abound, etc.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,591 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/4/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
One Thousand Roses to Prove My Love by Yami Ryo reviews
When America sits Sealand down for a talk misunderstandings occur. At the world meeting Peter declares he will be the most powerful nation and Alfred his wife. Alfred gives him an ultimatum of three things he needs to do to make this claim a reality.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,605 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - America, Sealand - Complete
Ambrosia by Dizzy Trickster reviews
Greece/America one-shots. Started with a request on the kinkmeme, so de-anoning now. Fluff, philosophy, and culture all comes together here.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/24/2011 - America, Greece - Complete
Asphyxiated by xFourLeafCloverx reviews
On a day like any other, Alfred Jones is walking down the street on a path leading to his beloved Ivan. He doesn't realize how much he will get into this time, but knows this relationship isn't working. He is far too addicted to turn away now, or is he?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2011 - [America, Russia] - Complete
Improving International Relations? by StreamingConsciousness reviews
England was always a pain in the ass, inviting people like RUSSIA over, then leaving. Oh, and then he's gonna get all pissed when he comes back and you two are actually...'getting along'...if that's what you want to call it. HATESEX PWP-ish ONESHOT
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,454 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Russia, America - Complete
Romeo and Cinderella by Resident Fruit Knife reviews
Your expression as you enjoy nibbling on that fruit, it's attractive. Naïvely smiling, you knew nothing, knowing nothing, yet wanting to know everything. So now, show me every part of you, until we surpass even our dreams… RusAme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Turkey Hamburgers by Nigel Willoughby reviews
This is a crack pairing that I have always loved.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/10/2011 - America, Turkey
FULL CRACK CROSSOVER by Choco.Chocolate reviews
Co-written with Allison In which Princess Party Pooper goes on a magical mission to learn how to dougie with his friend Bob the unicorn, who liked sitting around, eating Froot Loops, and watching YGOTAS.
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Marik I., America - Complete
The Mating Dance of Pedobear by Lady Suji reviews
Alfred Jones has some memories that he would rather keep secret. But, when a mysterious stranger calls and asks him to put on a ridiculous outfit, will he be able to find the culprit? ONE SHOT M for a reason ! Read at your own risk
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,253 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Shower by TropicanaLemonadeOnASunnyDay reviews
Russia is a voyeur. No other explanation is needed. PWP. Russia/FemAmerica.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Russia, America
Nameless story by Tobifan4444 reviews
Alfred is an orphan who is a bit tired of the people who adopt him and send him back, now it's become normal for him to be rejected as such. Everything changes when a tall Russian named Ivan adopts him. Nameless story is Nameless. Fluffy cuteness.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - America, Russia
Fetish Fuel by Green Sprout reviews
Russia finds out the hard way about America's certain kind of 'interest.' PWPish, may or may not have more parts. Warnings in the A/N
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,987 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - America, Russia
Like, Totally Manry by genericnamehere reviews
Oooooold kink meme de-anon. America, Canada and Poland skip the World Bowling Championship for a TOTALLY manly sleepover. Complete with movies, video games, and Pretty Pretty Princess. Contains 90s board game references, US/Rus, Pru/Can, Pol/Liet and pot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,033 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Gorgeous Nightmare by condesce reviews
It's time for the World Conference and once again America is bored. Russia decides to entertain him... / RussiaxAmerica one shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Russia, America - Complete
A Christmas Bet by Lady Suji reviews
One night, Al and Ivan made a drunken bet. The one who lost the bet, sadly, must wear a very special piece of "festive clothing". What is the bet? Read to find out! multichapter, yaoi, RuUs some bondage? idk
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,944 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
your kiss is my drug by backseat compromises reviews
"You're mine, America," Canada whispers, lavender eyes gleaming in the dim light. "Mine." Warning: Noncon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Canada, America - Complete
Alone by PsychoticDemonic reviews
"I actually think Ivan's all alone today. Well, unless Belarus tries to get him to marry her." Alfred looked at Matt. "All alone on his birthday? Nobody can be alone on their birthday! I'm gonna go spend his birthday with him!" Russia/America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/1/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
I Wont Ask for Much this Christmas by Car reviews
"Fun?" England gasped. "What part of sitting on a smelly old fat man's lap is fun to you? Unless of course, there's some disturbing fetish of yours I'm unaware of." Fun Christmas shenanigans with America and England. Merry Christmas, everyone!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/24/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Playtime Bunny! by VioletLolitaPop reviews
A meeting of the G8 gets off to a bad start when the hosting nation is more than just a little late. It gets even worse when said nation finally turns up wearing one of those Playboy Bunny suits.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,007 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 46 - Published: 12/24/2010 - America - Complete
Dear Diary by ai-08 reviews
Alfred F. Jones isn't gay. Just read his diary; you'll see. AU, Alfred/Ivan among others. RE-UPLOADED AND COMPLETE :
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,132 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Only For You by ToastedToastada reviews
Yandere!France and Yandere!America, both being just a bit disturbingly creepy. "Francis would show the boy what he did to people who made Alfred cry. Only he had the privilege to cause those tears to fall." France/America
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 12/8/2010 - America, France
Fuori Luogo by A Bleach-Drinking Hetalian reviews
Romano knew about it all. He knew Italy had more women then Germany. He knew Germany would get violent, even to the brother she loved so much. And his inferiority complex almost kept him from happiness. Romano x Fem Germany. PrussiaRussiaGirl's prize! T
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/19/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Germany - Complete
I hate American singers by SEAubrey reviews
Six notes. That's all it took to transform Alfred into a pole-dancing bar girl. Songfic-ish, I guess? Contains: Miley Cyrus, a suggestion of USUK, and Francis being his usual French self. Human names used, if you can't figure that out already.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
100 Percent Pure by Dragongal333 reviews
North America has a lovely dinner. "Hey, Mattie? What did you use for the meat?" "100% Pure Russian beef, imported straight from Moscow." Warning: Canniblism.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/10/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
America Has A Nice Hat by americalovesthecockpit reviews
Yaoi, CanUS. America runs his mouth and needs some sweet, sweet free Canadian health care. Written from America's totally awesome POV, fellow heroes. Don't be daunted by the length, because you know you like it long.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,891 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/10/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Back in the USSR by sleepy-firebug reviews
While watching the weather report on TV, America notices that they've mentioned Moscow as belonging to the USSR. Not realizing that it's just a typo, America gets pissed and runs off to a confused Russia to demand to know why he's going back to communism.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Candies by Cannibalistic Brat reviews
The awesome bro trio makes a bet. Candies can cause a bit of havoc. No real pairings set, but you could turn it into GerMerica, RusAme, PruMerica or pRussia with the turn of the head. T for some kissing and a few words. AU, school setting. Human names.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2010 - America, Germany - Complete
You See, It All Started With the Economy by OrangePlum reviews
"What's this I hear you've been prostituting yourself, Alfred?" When a misunderstanding just gets that much more awkward. Onesided!Sealand/US, US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/2/2010 - America, Sealand - Complete
Telephone by VioletLolitaPop reviews
Like in every game of Telephone, the starting message never reaches the end intact.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/1/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Addiction by Miyakai Valentine reviews
Alfred has an addiction, and Francis is only feeding it. America/France one-shot. Drugs, Oral.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2010 - America, France - Complete
Consider the Thought by wastesotoxic reviews
France needs a new smile and America supplies. FrUs, with others
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/29/2010 - America, France - Complete
We Like to Love by wastesotoxic reviews
"I guess we didn't want to tell right away because we kind of like hitting each other." He giggled. "People would call it abuse if we said we were dating, you know?" Gakuen AU, RussAme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,051 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/27/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Polcarstva by Impervious Marr reviews
My brother's getting married to someone he met at a shooting range. And the soon-to-be brother-in-law? My favourite movie star. Yeah, that insanely hot Russian guy I've been crushing over since forever. I don't even know, man. RussAmer, CanadaBelarus, AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,209 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 9/7/2009 - America, Russia
Hard Love Pet by GeistCorsola reviews
Series of YAOI oneshots. Alfred is pet and Matthew is master. Follows a basic storyline but is mostly smut. Updated often and hot porno action guaranteed in every chapter! CanadaAmerica ...I take requests too!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,284 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Canada, America
How I Met your Father by Rantzilla reviews
Not NEARLY as good as the title implies. If you value your sanity, I suggest you don't read. It is pure CRACK. Complete CRACK. And nothing but CRACK. DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ, DON'T BLAME THE WRITER FOR ANY SANITY LOST IF YOU DO READ. M for bondage.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
The Best Laid Plans by ArixaBell reviews
Russia decides to kidnap America. Things don't go exactly as planned, since you can't really kidnap the willing. Eventual RusAme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,255 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Russia, America
Alfred's Caught Bieber Fever by SpazzyRussian reviews
Canada is relaxing in his home, getting some well-deserved R&R when America bursts in. Seme!Canada and implied yaoi involved.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Don't Talk to Strangers by PrussianAwesomeness reviews
AU, Human names used. After successfully winning the Basketball tournament, Alfred and his team sneak into a local club to celebrate. While drunk, Alfred makes the mistake of sleeping with Francis Bonnefoy, who happens to be Alfred's crush's father. AmCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,069 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 10/28/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Tomatoes by PrussianAwesomeness reviews
America/S.Italy. All Lovino wanted to do was stay at home and watch TV. But NO, he has to go grocery shopping for his stupid brother and idiotic cousin. It's there where he meets a cute worker who ends up saving the most beautiful tomato he's ever seen.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/1/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, America - Complete
Legally Alfred by Prince of Anything reviews
On that school dress-up day, the first phrase in Arthur's mind was "What the...!" Gakuen Hetalia oneshot. Warning: cross-dressing gone horribly wrong.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/21/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Incredible Brit by Nimue Nightingale reviews
America and England are both at America's house and watching Jersey Shore...and England gets angry...really angry.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Violet & Lacy by xTamashii reviews
He was hungover, had no idea where he was, and stuck wearing what was undoubtedly the most uncomfortable lingerie ever. Not that he made a habit of waking up on a street corner wearing women's underwear, of course... -crackfic-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Comfortably Numb by Verin Mystal reviews
America has gotten drunk. The problem? He gets really uncontrollable with his physical strength. Those with him decide to lay this problem on the only one who can physically control him: Russia. Who wasn't even in their little drunken party.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,058 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
Listen To Your Father, America by ilovemybrick reviews
Basically, in George Washington's Farewell Address he warns America to keep away from Europe. America didn't listen to him and Washington returns to tell him off. Fluff ensues.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/2/2010 - America - Complete
Following Up by PsychoticDemonic reviews
"I can do relationships and stuff too," Gilbert snapped. Alfred blinked at him. "Wait…you want to date me?" "Yes! I thought the vibrator and phone sex might've given you a clue!" Prussia/America, sequel to Checking In
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/26/2010 - America, Prussia - Complete
America Decides to Make a Prank Call by JustDrinkTea reviews
Pretty much what the title says. America doesn't have anything to do so he calls a bunch of people on his contact list. Pointless. Rated for Lovi's colorful vocabulary. One-shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2010 - America - Complete
America Kills England by Pink Sugar Elephant reviews
America kills England or something spoiler: England Dies
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/22/2010 - America, England/Britain
Rage by Impervious Marr reviews
It was like a gunshot to Russia's ears - and he felt an insane rush of - an inhuman kind of hate. RussiaAmerica, implied non-con EnglandAmerica. Violence.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,217 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
Parents by Midori Hara reviews
It's just a simple question from Arthur's little innocent colony: "Did I ever have parents?" Very short oneshot! Real names used! Not even really yaoi... ;
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Birthday Splashes by orangepencils reviews
Alfred is convinced that this year, Arthur is going to show up on time for his birthday, but maybe the swimming pool will help them in the end. Human names used, rated for language, fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
CauseEffect: Hetalia Style! by KolKolKol reviews
America presents one of the worst celebrities ever, so Canada retaliates with something that may be even worse. Bashing of Justin Bieber, Rob Pattinson, the Jonas Brothers, and Miley Cyrus. Rated for America's f-bombs. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/2/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
MILKSHAKE by Konata101 reviews
America demonstrates a very special talent of his to Japan and England. UK/Japan/US, HARDCORE YAOI LEMON, and erotic Male Lactation. READ AND REVIEW, OR ELSE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Japan, England/Britain, America - Complete
Not Very Supportive, Eh? by Gallifreyan Annihilator reviews
one-shot, MAJOR JUSTIN BIEBER-BASHING! America drags Canada to a Justin Bieber concert, and Matthew is rather unimpressed by his citizen's voice...based on the video on youtube of Bieber getting hit onstage with a flying projectile thing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Canada - Complete
37 Things to do in an Elevator by LittleBlueNayru reviews
America and Prussia do 37 things in an elevator. The rest of the world is not amused.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,788 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 1,125 - Follows: 144 - Published: 8/23/2010 - America, Prussia - Complete
I Didn't Know by Reigning Rats reviews
No one could place their finger on it. There was something off about America. Not even America could be prepared for the untimely and surprising moment when fifty warped to fifty-one.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,654 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/11/2010 - America
Servant of Evil by Amethyst DragonRider reviews
You're a princess, I'm a servant. Destiny separated pitiful twins. If it's for the sake of protecting you, I'll become evil for you. If I could be born again, I hope you'd play with me then. Brotherly AmeriCanada. UKUS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/9/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
The heatwave by samy1250 reviews
Hot weather can do things to us. The countries are staying over at Ludwig's cause the next meeting will be in Germany. GerAmer/GerMerica, LovinoxFeliciano, Spamano, SealandxLatvia and PruCan. But if you want more, I'll do it. First reviewer gets a gift:*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Germany, America
Hostage by Tensai55 reviews
It was a perfectly normal day, a good one even, until Matthew received a disturbing phone call...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Alfred's Lonely Island by lemonkeygirl reviews
Just a crack fic! Alfred walks into a meeting, singing "I'm on a boat". And it's only day 1 of 6 at the meeting. Oooohhh...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2010 - America
Wonderfully Round by The Rabid Toenail reviews
Francis thinks Alfred's bottom is looking especially lovely lately; Alfred just thinks he's getting fat. Thankfully, there will always be someone big enough to convince him otherwise. USXRussia fluffy oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/4/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Distraction by SerasKucheki reviews
America hates sitting still and Russia hates him, well, for everything and anything. But what happens when Russia decides to give him a present for making him hate him all these years. Warning-Near rape, violence, and blood RusxAme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,658 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
Checking In by PsychoticDemonic reviews
The note on the box told Alfred that this was his present from Prussia, which he already knew, and that it had been a recommendation from France. The present itself was a vibrator. PruAm -round 2 is up as 'following up'-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/3/2010 - America, Prussia - Complete
I Hit a Girl by VioletLolitaPop reviews
America hit a girl. Not that he wanted to, he didn't have a choice! Really! :Fem!Russia:
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/16/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Sandwich by Boogily reviews
Canada asks America hardcore, to make him a sandwich. America is not impressed. CRACK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Canada, America - Complete
The Other Kind Of Cocktail by muchoblidged reviews
America drives England out to what seems to be the middle of nowhere for what he believes to be one of his greatest ideas - pranking Russia. And when America believes something to be great, there's no stopping him. Pairing/s/: None
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2010 - England/Britain, America
Hamburger Street by WindStar72 reviews
America wants a hamburger. But what happens when the Russia fairy interferes and won't let him have the burger? Russia/America/England. PURE CRACK AND YAOI. Lots of it. But yeah AmericaXRussia first then swithes to AmericaXEngland. Fun twist at the end!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Published: 6/3/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
American Boy by Tanya Tsuki reviews
Alfred had been a simple tourist, lost in an unfamiliar city. Arthur had been an innocent bystander until Alfred roped him into acting as a tour guide. Tonight's stop? The London Eye.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
At Papa France's house by temarinekoninja reviews
Francis always had a thing for little boys, but he promised himself he would keep it in his pants. Alfred makes that easier said than done... Warning:VERY HEAVILY IMPLIED SHOTA! DON'T LIKE DON'T READ
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/30/2010 - France, America - Complete
Taste the Rainbow by Kiki4ever reviews
"In which Alfred eats skittles and Matthew thinks he's high" PURE CRACK!FIC
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Pretty Like A by VanillaSlash reviews
Loud nations like America didn't keep secrets; especially from their lovers. That was Canada's premise before he saw America in that skirt. Cross-dressing, twincest
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,067 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Canada, America - Complete
Visiting the New World by Eve-the-Charlotte-Archive reviews
Someday, the lovely America would be his, and England would have no idea what had hit him." Hinted Russia/America and England/America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
This Could Be The Start Of Something Big by ArixaBell reviews
Sequel to Three Little Words. The new couple gives dating a try. DenAme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/28/2010 - America, Denmark - Complete
shadow the fat guy that was stuck by kaafatlol reviews
the story of a fat guy stuck
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Shadow, Sonic
Post Party by Green Sprout reviews
Sequel to Blame it on the Alcohol. All the nations could not believe that America was doing 'that' with Russia. Russiamerica main with various other hints of pairings. Rating M for cursing and adult humor.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Mental trauma by cursed-horsefish reviews
Gilbert was no longer allowed to interact with others alone after he caused severe irreparable mental damage to a young America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/17/2010 - America, Prussia - Complete
Princess America by redkittychan reviews
The MAJESTIC tale of PRINCESS America! The SUPER FABULOUS? princess!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,702 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - America
The Trumpeter's Lullaby by whitetyger123 reviews
Alfred plays to the streets in New Orleans, and is about to get an admirer, if the strange Russian immigrant could be called that. RP written by me and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture, warnings for a lot of stuff. AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,772 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
Three Little Words by ArixaBell reviews
America says those three little words. To the wrong person.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/12/2010 - America, Denmark - Complete
Isolation by Well Groomed Goldfish reviews
15 years. 15 years since democracy fell, since a tyrannical government isolated America and took the nation hostage. 15 years since Alfred was stolen, forced to turn his back on everything. For Arthur, that’s 15 years too long. Time to go rabbit hunting.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,710 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Only Missing a Curse by Nakimochiku reviews
As far as sleeping beauties went, Alfred most certainly wasn't one. America x Canada, oneshot, enjoy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
O Canada by Darkfire75 reviews
CanUS. After Canada wins the hockey gold, he deserves some kind of reward from his brother, right?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/15/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Everyone's a Hero by JabberwockSlayer reviews
America sings a song at a world conference. Pure CRACK. Based on the song, "Everyone's a Hero" from Dr. Horrible's Sing-a-Long blog. You have been warned. Rated T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2010 - America - Complete
Wool and Leather by NinjaMoogle reviews
UK/US, serious NSFW. While cleaning his attic, Alfred pulls out an old redcoat uniform. Arthur approves. Enthusiastically.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/6/2010 - England/Britain, America
Blame it on the Alcohol by Green Sprout reviews
The incident of the countries going out for drinks in the UK. Russiamerica, some FrUK, Prussia/Italy/Germany, Korea/China/Vietnam, some England/Japan. Rated M for dirty humor, lime, and drunk nations.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
Tiaras by Atopos reviews
Even though he stood there in a blue, frilly dress, sometimes Peter thought that he was the normal one compared to his two older brothers. This is Alfred's plan to pick up some quick cash; by using his brothers.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2010 - America, Sealand - Complete
A Toy and an Aphrodisiac by AmeriShenokie reviews
Russia uses an aphrodisiac--from France--in order to get to America, ending up in love more than spilling secrets. Human names used. Russia-x-America yaoi lemon. Rated M for sexual themes and language. Possible sequel coming soon?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,179 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 60 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
God Save America! by Shatterdoll reviews
On the verge of financial ruin, America turns to England for assistance. He gets far more than he bargained for. Hijinks ensue. Onesided!EnglandxAmerica, WorldxAmerica. M for language, fanservice, and just to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,282 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 10/1/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Pardon His French! by xxXSporkSistaXxx reviews
France teaches America a bad word. Heeheee
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/21/2009 - France, America - Complete
On the Surface by Artemisthe2 reviews
Russia and America seem as if they hate each other, but that's not true.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/14/2009 - America, Russia - Complete
Anemone by yesteryouth reviews
In his youth, America always hated bathing... Especially with England. UK/US, adult situations
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/13/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Your Mom by Peridot Tears reviews
China shook his head despairingly. Why did he agree to teach America Chinese curses again? "You sound like a sheep, aru!" Rated for abuse of common curses.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2009 - China, America - Complete
A Canadian Hamburger by Rikax4502 reviews
AU. Alfred finds out that he's actually Canadian.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,522 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 9/17/2009 - America, Canada - Complete
Truth by Sora Blade707 reviews
Four simple truths about America. USxUK, RussiAmerica, FrUS, PrussiAmerica
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/22/2009 - America - Complete
You'll Always Be My Little America by PureWhiteMagic reviews
No matter what, he will always be England's Little America. That's just because he loves him THAT much!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/29/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
His First Born by Strawberry-Apple-Pomegranate B reviews
America would not be forgetting the first time that he was pregnant... /America is at least sixteen physically.\
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,506 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/28/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Friends by Darkfire75 reviews
America and Cuba decide to reconcile their strained relationship.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/23/2009 - America, Cuba - Complete
I'm sorry, was there not enough sex in it for you? by VIITheChariot reviews
Alfred discovers the horrors of fanfiction and reads about a supposed scene, or ten, that took place between him and Arthur when he was younger. Alfred then freaks out. A lot. Kool-Aid is spat onto the computer screen and nothing is sacred...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 55 - Published: 7/27/2009 - America, England/Britain
I like cake, do you? by msluvr reviews
It's Japan's birthday and he gets a scrumptious cake. What will Russia do with America and the cake? Everyone is invited! ONESHOT! RU x AM. Rated M, for Mature Content and swearing. R&R if you wish... If you do you get cake!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Russia, America - Complete
Twelve Flowers by Orange-Butterfly100 reviews
Alfred is getting flowers everyday. Who is his secret admirer? One-shot unless I say otherwise.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Anyone Else by McMuffinDragon reviews
He'd go drinking with Germany and Prussia, trade with China and Japan, or eat dinner with Italy. It made England grit his teeth and clench his fists until his knuckles turned white. UK/US
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/7/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete