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Joined 07-09-14, id: 5882737, Profile Updated: 07-09-14

:D hi! Soooooo... I'm new here and well I hope you like my stories (If ever even post them on here) soooooo...Here have some useless info about meh *shoves this list in your face*

NameI'm not the type to give my name away so just call me Spain :D (or Kat whatever)

Country: Alfred X3

Eyecolor: Brown

Hair: Dark brown

B-Day: April 10 :D

Gender: Female

Fav color: Dark Dark Green

Pairings I ship: Hetalia: Spamano,UsUk,RoChu,Gerita,Giripan,Prucan,DenNor,SuFin,LithPol, Itacest ,Germancest, ect. XD Death Note: LxLight(Lawlight was it?) SNK/AOT: EreMin, Ereri, JeanMarco

Well that's only the ones I was able to get from the top of my head (my ships r weird I know)


REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. SCREW COOKIES, WE GOT YAOI!


*girl dies in movie* HAHA THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!!!
*guy dies in movie* Ahahahaha you were useless anyway!
*dog dies in movie* WHAT THE HELL! WHY WOULD YOU KILL THE DOG?


You know if you’re a Hetalia fan when…

You’ve been converted to Yaoism.

Refer to your country by Hetalia’s human names for them.

History is cool now and the most perverted subject along with Geography!

You want a chick, polar bear, koala, panda, etc.

You actually study history for making fics/crack pairings.

You wish Prussia still existed. (He is now a Mico-Nation! YOU CANNOT KILL ZE AWESOME PURSSIA!)

You know that a country named Sealand exists…and you want to live in it.

You can tell America and…um…oh yeah, Canada apart!

You know more about other countries than you ever did before.

The world news isn't the same…its awesome now!

You WANT to watch the news and the Olympics.

You say ‘Awesome’ a lot.

You want to learn different languages.

Pasta, tomatoes, wurst, maple syrup and hamburgers are now your favorite foods.

You wanna play the piano.

You carry around a frying pan.

You spazz out when you see a frying pan, chick, polar bear, hamburger, dog, koala, map, faucet pipe etc.

Maps are now porn.

You kick the ground or kiss it while talking to it.

You know that world peace can be possible.

You want to go to an UN meeting.

You want to become President/Prime Minister/etc. so that you can meet your Nation.

Incest is hot!

You've covered your walls/binders/textbooks with atlases.

You smile when you see labels like ‘Made in China’ or ‘Made in Russia’.

Vodka is just Russian water.

You talk Poland-like.

You say ‘kolkolkol’ when you want to give people the creeps.

You now have a creepy smile.

You’re obsessed with somebody, just like Belarus.

Your favorite animes have been replaced by Hetalia.

And last, but not least, you know that you’re a Hetalia fan when…

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You get fan-girlish/boyish over yourself after finding out you are Chinese/Korean/Russian, German/Italian, etc.

AND ALSO...

1) In Social Studies class you refer to the countries as ‘he’ or ‘she’ instead of ‘it’.

2) You are convinced that all British people are bad cooks.

3) Your mind goes to “other things” when your teacher mentions France’s “relationships” with other countries.

4) You are now a little bit wary of your Russian pen pal, lest’ he/she try to pull a fast one on you.

5) During class, while discussing Germany and Italy’s alliance in WW1, you burst out laughing….now everyone thinks you’re crazy.


FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Will always be like "well you deserve better".
BEST FRIENDS: Will prank call him and say " you'll die in 7 days"

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when you get rejected
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say " its because your gay isn't it"

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this


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Nightmare Apocalypse by ElizabethScaffie reviews
Feliciano wakes up in a destroyed city with no memory. He soon discovers that the city isn't exactly 'normal' and much creepier than expected, because there are these Nightmares, monsters that feed on humans... He will find other survivors of the Apocalypse and learn more of the new world, but will he be able to learn more about himself too? And... just what are these REDs?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 153,665 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 4/8/2015 - Published: 2/25/2013 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Germany, Spain - Complete
Five Nights with Foxy by Stripedblud reviews
(Based on Five Nights at Freddy's) The new Freddy Frazbear's Pizzeria security guard's shift takes an unexpected turn when he meets one of the animatronics, Foxy the Pirate.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,872 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 1/5/2015 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Mike Schmidt, Foxy - Complete
Dragon-Talia: Black and White by Spamano4ever reviews
Two dragons, one blacker than night, the other whiter then snow. Two pirates, one a Captain the other second in command. This is the story of their meeting and adventure.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,962 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 9/8/2013 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] [N. Italy, Germany]
A Cat's World by Lunoon reviews
Hybrids are very special cats that have the ability to change into human forms. Watch as four of these interesting fluffballs struggle to reunite with one another and find their mates along the way. Pairings listed inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,866 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 5/11/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy - Complete