Ivee-X
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Joined 05-24-13, id: 4743417, Profile Updated: 06-15-13
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A little introduction to yours truly...

!/!!= Super favorite.

Name: ._. Why should I tell chu!? Just call me Ivee-chan! :3

Gender: I ish teh Girl!

Description: You no need to know. *eyes supicously* But I am a very sensitve soul, so I don't tolerate flames or name-calling.

Favourite Foods!: ANYTHING Italian, not a fan of American food but it's alright, ANYTHING Mexican, ANYTHING Japanese (, and ANYTHING Australian (. Oh, and COOKIES!

Favourite Drinks!: Creaming Soda (I don't know if these are ONLY Australian or worldwide?), Coke, Passito ( and V (I think that's only Australian?).

Favourite Animals!: Cats!! Dogs, TIGERS! (Any big cat!), Dingo!!, Emu, Koala (gotta love deh Aussie animals!), SNAKES! Spiders!! (Well, they're an arachnid..).

Favourite Animes!!: Naruto (, Fairy Tail , DBZ , Bleach, One Piece, OHSHC!!, Say I love you!! Probably fricken' 100's more...

Favourite Pairings for Naruto: NaruHina , SasuHina , GaaHina , KibaHina, KakaSaku, MinaKushi, LeeSaku, SaiIno, ShikaTema.

Favourite Countrys!: AUSTRALIA! (or...STRAYA!), Japan!!, Italy!

Okaaay That's getting boring nao...

Oh, that's another thing I loves to duu! Write in teh "lol cat" talk! Sometimes.


A Few Of Meh Favorite Comebacks!

Did you fall from the slut tree, and bang every guy down? "Fail." ...Oh no please, no need to hear your whole life's story."Fail." So was your dad's condom/ mum's (mom's.) abortion.If I am ever drunk, you'll be DAMN good-looking!OH MY GOD! IT SPOKE! :OOh, I'm sorry. Was I meant to be offended? The only thing offending me, was your face.Who the fuck pissed in your cheerio's?Look, if I wanted a bitch, I would've bought a dog.Oh, I'm sorry, I don't speak idiot.You must have been born near a highway...that's where most accidents happen.

Yeah, I know a few of them are very common, but I use them a lot (when I have to deal with fucking' bitches at school that pick on my best friend.). And those were only a few of what I could remember.


A Few of Meh Favorite (WORST.) Pick-up Lines (I'm a chick, but I just hear these through YouTube, and find them HILARIOUS!)!

"Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty fucked up.""How much would $20 get me?""My bed, isn't the only thing that's king sized *nudge nudge wink wink*"Can I buy you a drink? Or, do you just want the money?""Excuse me. I'm with the secret service. I'm gonna need to do a full body cavity search.""I've never wanted, a humans blood, so much before.""Can I get some fries with that shake?""You must be the cause of Global Warming, cause you are HAWT!""How do you like your eggs? Poached, Scrambled or fertilised?" I see what you did there..."I'm an astronaut. And the next mission I have, is to explore Uranus." I see what you did there..."What has 148 teeth, and holds back the incredible hulk?"..."My zipper.""If I was a watermelon, would you spit, or swallow my seed?""I asked Barack Obama if we could get together later. And he said yes, yes you can.""I wanna stick my Sorcerers stone, inside your chamber of secrets, releasing the prisoner of azcaban into your goblet of fire, ordering the order of the phoenix, to make my half blood prince rise into deathly hallows."Would you like an Australian kiss? It's like a french kiss, only down under." I see what you did there...that's for Aussie blokes (guys.) to say to American chicks ;)

Woah, I got a little carried away with them, but like a hundred kept popping into my head.


A Few of meh Favorite Quotes!

Don't dwell in the past, do not dream of the future. Focus your mind, on the present moment. BuddhaIn three words, I can sum up everything I've learned through life: It goes on. Robert FrostNever be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to become a victim. Accept NO ONES definition of your life, define yourself. Harvey FiersteinGo confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life YOU have imagined. Henry David ThoreauWhen the power of love, overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace. Jimi HendrixFamily means no one gets left behind, or forgotten. David Ogdens StiersFamily, is not an important thing. It's everything.

Well, that was a little amount of my life, and meh I hope chu all enjoyed readin' it! You probably don't read it, but MEH! Yes, yes I love the word, 'meh'! :3

TOODLESS!!

Ivee-X OUT!

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