Author has written 1 story for Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Minecraft, Portal and anime. Thats pretty much me. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile 5.5 million people are on the internet right now. Copy this onto your profile if you are one of them If you have ever pasted anything on your profile, paste this on your profile If you have a profile, paste this on your profile If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile If you are against child abuse, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are against racism, copy and paste this into your profile. 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If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE copy this in your profile. Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, put this in your profile. Some Quotes Diamonds are a girls best friend...because they're shaper then knives Some boys are like lava lamps, fun to look at, but not very bright I didn't loose my mind, I sold it on eBay I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it Every time you act stupid, the bunny hits his head. Please think of the bunny! When I said 'I'd hit that.' I meant with my car Silence is Golden. Duct Tape is Sliver Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate I don't care what other people think of me. As long as I have my books and my friends Home is not where you live, but where they understand you You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not cold then I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thank you for implying this! When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, sit back, and watch the world wonder how you did it I used up all my sick days, so I called in dead Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to There are a lot of problems with real life. For one, there's no background music Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid Before you judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes. After that it doesn't matter. You're a mile away from him and you have his shoes They say 'guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well, I think the guns help. If you just stood there yelling 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill to many people A newscaster is the person that says 'Good Evening' and then tells you why it's not I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because really? Who likes lemons To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!" 5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana 7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'. 9. 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More Quotes When life give you lemons, throw them back at life and steal the oranges you ask for It doesn’t matter what it is, it’s automatically cool if it glows in the dark! Every time I see the word “Explain” on a test, I die a little inside. According to parents, we're too young for love, too old for fun, too smart to play dumb and too immature for certian movies. It's no wonder teens are so rebellious! There's nothing else to do! I wish life was like a musical. and in the middle of math, I could just jump out of my seat, throw up my papers and start singing. And then the whole math class would pull this dance routine out of their butt, and we would all know the song we were spontainiously making up... then sit down like nothing happened. Learn the rules so you know how to properly break them. Flying is easy, just throw yourself at the ground... and miss. It's a beautiful day! Now watch some idiot screw it up -_- If you're gonna embarrass yourself, do it right! Get the facts first, you can distort them later. Is it just me or does everything seem funnier when you’re supposed to be quiet? Don't steal. The government hates the competition. If at first you don't succeed, change the rules. Tell the truth and run. Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat. Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad. All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts. If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over. Education is important. School, however, is another matter. Just say no to drugs. Because if your drugs are talking to you, you've probably had too many. Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with! That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." When in doubt, push random buttons! You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft! There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train. There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves. Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss. I'm not as dumb as you look Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck. I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs. Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. It's always darkest before dawn...so if you're gonna steal the neighbors newspaper, that's the time to do it. It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown...and fewer still to ignore someone completely. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked up into jet engines. I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on someone else. Doors are on a house so you don't have to go through the windows. No one ever says "it's only a game" if their team is winning. I never repeat myself, so pay close attention to me the first time, cause I never repeat myself. Slow and steady gets you trampled by the other guys. When opportunity knocks, shoot first and ask questions later. When all else fails, use duct tape. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow, isn't looking good either. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives. Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again My Reality Check bounced. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key. I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing "If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?" "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." "Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there's footprints on the moon." "What's behind this door? -opens it- ...another door. Hilarious." "There are 1000 ways I could kill you, and 941 of them hurt." "So what do the other 59 of them do? Tickle?" They locked you in?" "No, I locked THEM out! Why must you always see these things backwards?" I'll try to be nicer if you'll try to be smarter. I'm not good at empathy, will you settle for sarcasm? Earth is full. Go home. I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works. I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid. It's true, blonds do have more fun. But brunets remember it in the morning. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." "I didn't lie! I just created fiction with my mouth! " A day without sunshine is like, you know, night." "Never memorize something that you can look up." Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me. Whoever said, "Nothing's impossible," never tried slamming a revolving door. Being mature is overrated. Slinky Escalator = Endless fun! One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you. When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide! "What you're looking for is always in the last place you look" Well, DUH, smart one! After you find it, you stop looking! Whose cruel idea was it to put "S" in the word "Lisp"? "The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." "The trouble with real life is that there's no background music." "Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for a while and leave footprints on our hearts." "I have not lost my mind; it's backed up on a disk somewhere." "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried." "Computers make very accurate mistakes. (22=3 Calculated in 0.000000001 seconds)" "If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room." " If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?" "If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost." "OK, I'm wierd! But I'm saving up to become eccentric." "I tend to think in simple, clear terms that are wrong." "Yo-yo: an object occasionally up but normally down (See also: computer)." "Beware of the letter "G." It is the end of everything." "I do visit reality, although it's on a tourist visa." "Flying is not inherently dangerous; crashing is." "Don't play dumb with me, I'll always win." "Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark." "He learned what every man must learn...never insult a girl's looks, especially if said girl can kick your ass" "I'm not awesome, you just suck." "IT'S THE SUGAR TALKING, I SWEAR!" "People say violence isn't the answer. Well, they're right. Violence is the question. The answer is 'HELL YES'." "I never said I was normal... you just presumed I was." "Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most." Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars, and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?" It takes 42 muscles to frown, but just 28 to smile. Though it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone in the mouth. Silence is golden... but shouting is fun! Don't knock on Death's door; ring the bell and run- he hates that When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it! Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls! When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's actually a meteor hurtling toward Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in your fruit salad. Add this to you profile if you think it's funny, Father: "You’re in big trouble Miss!" 99% of teenagers would die if Justin Bieber jumped off a building. Repost this if you're the 1% that would be eating pop corn wearing 3D glasses screaming "Do a back flip!" If Justin Bieber went missing, 97% of people would search 2% would cry and if you are the 1% poking your new prisoner with a sharp stick then copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile. If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile. Month one Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby. Month Two Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here. Month Three You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. Month Four Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too. Month Five You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion? Month Six I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me! Month Seven Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile Please read-true story (not me) I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' 'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart |
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