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Joined 04-06-10, id: 2316464, Profile Updated: 05-04-10

Name: Jessica. But please, just call me Jess.
Age: 15. One of the youngest sophomores in my grade.
Height: Uh... I think, last time I checked, 5"4'?
Hair Color: Dark brown that looks almost black. (Recently cut for my Lithuania cosplay x3)
Eye Color: Light blue.
Hobbies: Computer stuff, writing, procrastinating on school work, not cleaning, watching One Piece
Favorite Animes: One Piece, Hetalia, DNAngel, Princess Tutu, Lovely Complex, Full Metal Alchemist, Death Note, School Rumble, Azumanga Daioh, Code Lyoko, Kamichama Karin, Pita-Ten, Shugo Chara
Favorite Couples From One Piece: Usopp x Nami (Whaaat? There are soooo many moments where it's soooo evident.), Zoro x Franky, Nami x Luffy, Nami x Sanji
Favorite Copules From Hetalia: Spain x South Italy (So cute.), Germany x North Italy, America x Canada, Japan x Greece, Holy Roman Empire x Chibitalia (Come on, we can all tell that HRE is Germany :D)

Random Info:
Okay. Just letting you know right now. I hate 4kids with a burning passion. Whenever someone brings it up, I rant about how it's messed up every anime. Seriously. Just ask any of my friends. I have spent a numerous amount of lunch periods debating this. Feel free to message me otherwise; I'd like to see your opinion on this topic. Also, I love reading. Yeah. I'm a nerd. I can read a 400 page book within a little less than 4 hours. I like fantasy books, usually about vampires, but NOT those stupid shimmering Twilight fairies. Geez, who even likes that poop? Oh, another thing. I don't swear. Unless I'm writing. Cause technically it isn't me who is swearing. I have a really stupid laptop. The S, K, L, and X keys stick. A lot. Yes, it is a big pain with typing. But considering that my old laptop's screen suddenly fell off one day... This will have to make due until I can get a better computer. And... I love semi-colons. There. I said it. I mean, just look at them! ; They're not quite colons, and not quite commas. What? Do I have a problem for thinking they're cute? I am also obsessed with grammar. 'if u talk lyke this n use unproper grammer' I'll kill you. No joke. I'll track you down, and make sure that you do not see the light of day. Yeah. I'm serious. So, no messages or comments like that. I do not take to that kind of behavior very well at all. -cracks knuckles-

And due to certain events that have gone on in my life, I have completely given up on love (without even having one boyfriend or first kiss and whatnot). Yeah. That is, real life love anyway. Now, if you're talking about anime character love..

Firstly, there's Sanji~
From One Piece. If you don't know of him, look him up. I'll wait.Okay. You see how epic he is? On top of how epic he looks, he cooks, loves women enough to not dare to hurt one in battle, is really strong, sings really well (Moulin Rouge, The Great Blue Desert Wa Kimi, Girls ni Kubittake, and Sea Moon See You!), and he seems so ready to sacrifice himself for his nakama. I can't see how anyone wouldn't like him. And the fact that you never see his left eye. Even if he's hanging upside down and his bangs fall out of his eyes. You still cannot see them. Believe me. I've tried. I found a picture of him upside down and tried to zoom on it, but it came out all blurry. And another thing. He and Zoro are NOT gay for each other. I have absolutely no problem with yaoi. I think it's pretty cool often, too. But Sanji is NOT interested in guys. He likes women. NOT guys. Okay? Okay.

Second, there's Lithuania, from Hetalia. How can someone not like him? He's adorable. x3 I actually cosplayed as him not too long ago, too. It was at a small local anime con and out of the... about... 60 or so people, I was the only Hetalia cosplayer. : But, there was someone who might've passed off as Prussia, cause she had a bird on her head. xD And poor Russia beats up on him a lot. D:

I also share an account with one of my friends. On there, I'm known as Bus Buddy #1. Long story. The account name is Something-cool-and-mysterious (my friend told me to come up with a name that was cool and mysterious, so I did. Hahaha). So far, as of today (April 5th, 2010), I am the only one of the two of us who posted any stories. Yeah. So, if you want to read what I've come up with there, go right ahead. It's not really all that good, if you ask me, but maybe that's because I'm just too harsh on judging myself.
I go on Gaiaonline. And I'm very proud of my avatar. Most of my items were won from a writing contest I won 9th place in (it was out of 27, and I didn't get time to edit the story). My username there is Nesu Hyuuga. My username, my friends, was made when I had an insane obsession with Naruto (mostly Shikamaru). I now think Naruto is rather boring, thanks to all the fillers. I just haven't gotten around to changing it. -shrugs- If I change it, I'll let y'all know.
I also draw. Not well, but again, I'm harsh on myself. You can check out my deviantart. Updated whenever I draw anything I think is worthwhile.

Went to a mini-anime con, as mentioned earlier, on May 1st, 2010. Cosplayed as Lithuania. There was this one game one of the people set up, which is where you need to act like who you're cosplaying as and tell another character how you'd kill them. The last battle was Gaara vs L and Gaara won. Lawl. Anyway. I was thinking next year, I cosplay as North Italy and get one of my friends to cosplay as Germany and if that happens, during that game, I can take out a white flag and yell 'Doitsu Doitsu!' and have my friend run in. xD /shot

Well. If anything changes and whatnot, look forward to some changes here~

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The Worst One Piece Fanfiction You Will Ever Read by Darth Hawk 32 reviews
Categorized as a parody, because "crap" wasn't an option. And as Crime, because it is such, against humanity.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Parody/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Complete
Louie's Journal by Chocolate-and-Rum reviews
This is a crack!Fic for the Frontier skies game on Gaia. Louie comes to you with ammo saying he might have kissed a merman, well here's what happened. Please don't take this seriously. Rated T to be safe, but there's nothing serious, like seriously.
Gaia Online - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Louie V.H. - Complete
Satirical Lulz by Amethyst Turtle reviews
A series of parodies that will make your head esplode in a burst of dazzling colors. Rated for the obvious, silly!1! Complete!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 18,432 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Complete
Little Things by MadRabbit reviews
They’re all a bit different, in so many different ways. Strawhats and their various quirks, as seen by each of them in turn-no pairings. I'm such a nerd. R&R, time and mind permitting!
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 153 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
Note From An Idiotic Fangirl by Rexan reviews
Thirteen is the minimum age to make an account on this site, and there's a pretty good reason for that, too... - One shot; crack fic.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Complete
Love Means Many Things by Tatsumaki-sama reviews
Chopper is little confused about the meaning behind "I love you".
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Chopper, Zoro - Complete
How to Make a Mary Sue by Amethyst Turtle reviews
Learn how to create your own obnoxiously perfect Mary Sue in 11.4 easy steps! Everyone will be amazed at how creative you are!
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,943 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Complete
Tears of an Angel by RiYuYami reviews
sickness has stricken poor Italy, and Germany is heartbroken when each day Italy gets weaker. Faith is cruel, making Italy’s life shorter with each passing hour and the strange dreams that Germany has of Italy and a young man. GxI character death
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,709 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/19/2009 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Sanji's Spinner by ZeldaAddict42 reviews
Sanji purchases a spinner and hangs it on the wall in the galley. The results are not quite as he planned... Basically Gen. K plus for a wee bit o' violence.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Sanji - Complete
The Fangirl and the Magical Paintbrush Fairy by ScriptedScarlet reviews
Grace is a diehard fangirl, madly in love with a character nobody likes. But when The Magical Paintbrush Fairy -who's really just Miss Goldenweek- shows up and offers to manifest her fan art, Grace's fictional crush becomes a rather odd real-life romance.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,886 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Miss Goldenweek - Complete
Til You Feel It All Around You by Tonko reviews
Zoro, Usopp, and Robin don't return as expected from a foray into an island forest. After setting out to locate them, the rest of the crew finds their nakama each missing significant portions of their whole lives.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57,741 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/1/2009
Game Time by Splatter Fall reviews
Fun and games with the Straw Hat Pirates.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,253 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Complete
Zoro’s Directions by peroxidepest17 reviews
Correct file now! Zoro gives directions.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 2,119 - Follows: 301 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Sanji, Luffy - Complete
Robin Objects To Your Dub, Sir by Finding-Emo reviews
Robin writes a polite letter requesting that 4Kids clean up their dub. When they fail to do so, Robin gets angry- and 4Kids won't like her when she's angry. Rated for implied gore and general 4Dorks bashing.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Robin - Complete
Animal Instinct by Leiyoi reviews
Nami notices that the males on board the Going Merry are hanging around Zoro more than usual. Robin notices the same thing and the two women start to draw conclusions about the swordsman. Rated just in case. No pairings, I think.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Zoro - Complete
The Incident of Nami's Skirt by S. Sakurai reviews
Nami suffers a case of gluteousmaximitis, and chaos descends in this silly, silly story.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Complete
Sanji's Day in the Life by peroxidepest17 reviews
Sanji's every day schedule.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/17/2004