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(.• (.•(.• (.• ME!: my pen name for this account used to be soultaker97 but i changed it to mortalimortality i think its fun to hang out with dorks, they're entertaining and they're definitely my crowd if you happen to be really smart that's awesome but you better not expect me to understand all of your nerdiness (yes i just spelled that with an 'i') and if you look at me like i'm the dumbest creation this world has ever made when i ask you something you will be hated forever i hate guys who think they are the reason of life itself little dogs annoy me to no end. they think they can do whatever they want 'cause they're 'cute'. their owners are always taking them everywhere but large dogs can't go anywhere even though large dogs are generally very sweet and gentle because they have nothing to prove while little dogs won't shut up and are always trying to bite someone or get away. it also annoys me when i see animals dressed up, i mean i'm fine with like a bow or something but i hate actual clothes for pets, THEY DON'T NEED CLOTHES THEY HAVE FUR! my favorite songs right now are Lights by Ellie Goulding, Teenage Dirtbag by Wheatus, and songs by Example and The Weeknd i'm a freshman in high school i'm 5'9" i'm 15- ganna be 16 on May 17 2013 (if we make it 'till then haha jk) 13 is such a weird number but i think 11 is even more awkward of a number. i use the word 'awkward' a lot as you will find out through my profile i'm kinda gothic kinda not... i'm confusing, gotta use ur brain to figure me out i'm a straight C student, my parents say i can do better but that's their job to lie to me like that i have ADHD which sucks. NOT THE KIND THAT DOCTORS SAY KIDS HAVE WHEN IN REALITY THEY'RE JUST STUPID! i'm ligit i am most definitely NOT rich, my mom, dad, sister, and i gotta live with my grandpa i'm sick of people saying they're suicidal cos if they were they wouldn't be telling the whole school i've been a cheerleader since 3rd grade if my friends found out that i read fanfictions they'd probably crown me nerd for life... no offense to any of you at all... i kinda just insulted myself i ship: SEDDIE!!!! HELL YAH!!!! i absolutely love wearing black my favorite color is purple ever since the second grade i think silly bands are stupid and pointless yet amusing at the same time... they're a floccinaucinihilipilification... that's an actual word i didn't just make it up this time my room is really girlie and i freaking HATE it i get bored easily i flippin LOVE rollercoasters, point me to anything and i'll go my sister and i get random cravings so we used to sneak outta the house and get whatever from stop&shop (usually with my money) and somehow make it home without my parents knowing but she moved out now so we can't do this anymore =( i found my cat alexa (annoying name for a cat) on my street cos her previous owners are bastards to cats, thank god they moved i lie to my parents ALL THE TIME i was almost named Veronica, my nickname would be roni, but i was thankfully named Amanda, no offense to anyone with that name it just doesn't fit me AT ALL justin bieber, miley cyrus, selena gomez, demi lovatto, the jonas brothers and anyone/anything disney piss me off, even the disney parks, but that new girl who plays nina on that house of anubis show is just so talentless i don't even know how she made it on tv, the directors must have been REALLY desperate i fucking love betty white and Neil Patrick Harris ;DDD i have so many nick names its to the point people just say whatever comes to their mind and i'll respond one time i read like 3 sentences backwards in class without noticing and people looked at me weird, it was pretty awkward... my dad, sister, and i love to go to renaissance faires together i love in-scents, candles, and blasting music when i'm home alone you're probably really bored right now if you're still reading this i kinda swear a lot as you might have noticed, sorry i think it'd be really weird if someone i know is reading my profile right now and we start talking on this site without knowing we know each other then later find out that we do know each other, it'd make for either a really awkward moment or a really funny moment... or both... this is only the outer most layer of how my mind thinks, trust me it gets creepier with depth but no one has ever seen too far into my mind so you won't have to worry bout that. i daydream ALL THE FUCKING TIME about being a vampire. i mean, come on, who wouldn't love to be an immortal mythical creature with fangs and the whole shabang, but let the records show that i hate twilight, it insults me and all of the other vampires of the world. in fact, the wallpaper on my computer says "real vampires don't sparkle" and it speaks the truth. i really want my eyes to turn green 'cause green eyes mean witch ;D when i'm not on my computer or at school [bleh] i'm in the woods. it's so peaceful and you don't have to worry about people as of right now there is a humungo mosquito chillin' out in my room but by the time anyone reads this comment it'll most likely be gone so i guess i just wasted your time, sorry OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO if you've ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile. 95 of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are in the 5 that would eat pop corn and shout 'Jump If you think Justin Bieber should go back to Canada, then copy and paste this to your profile. If you hate it when people act dramatic, then add this to your profile. If you laugh when you're not supposed to, then copy and paste this to your profile. p.s. i got these from daring to write's profile (=O.O=) This is the evil plot bunny. Copy and paste him onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. |
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