Emily Fair
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Joined 04-05-10, id: 2315744, Profile Updated: 08-26-10

Hm, I guess I'll go with the standard profile...

Name- Aurora (Then why is your user name EmilyFair?) Emily is my middle name and Fair was my great-Grandma's middle name.

Gender- I'm a girl.

Age- I'm older than thirteen but younger than sixteen.

Ethnicity- I'm white.

Religion- I don't believe in a god, I do however believe in Fate. If there's a religion for that I'm set.

Political Views- I hate politics.

Favorite Music- I like mostly anything, but am more partial to Wrock... And Trock.

Favorite Books- The Harry Potter series, the House of Night series, and anything by Kelly Armstrong.

Favorite Movies- 1. Labyrinth (The one with David Bowie in it.) 2. the Princess Bride (Inconceivable.) 3. Avatar 4. Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.

Favorite Quotes- I really only have the one... "Alas, earwax."

Likes- Corks, Black Liquorice, Candy Hearts, Green, Chalieissocoollike (Fangirl moment), Wildflowers, Jelly Bellies and FAN-FICTION!

Dislikes- Too many to list. A major one is when people stick their stomachs out, I find it disturbing.

RANDOM TIME!- This is the space where I will put random things, but it will mostly be those copy and paste profile things.

I don't obsess. I just think intensely.

When life gives you lemons... Don't even think of making lemonade.

Never knock on Deaths door. Ring the doorbell and run away; he hates that.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Therapist = the/rapist . . . Scary thought.

I apologize. Wait you want me to mean it too?

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're".

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favourite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd.

That’s about it... I don’t really write anything so I don’t know why you are visiting my profile, but thanks anyway.

Birth of a Name by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 2,015 - Follows: 353 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
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