theHibernatingHobbit
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theHibernatingHobbit


Age - 17

Gender - Female

Future Career - Video Game Designer

Location - Eastern United States

I am an illustrator that has a habit of dallying in the art of writing fictitious works in my free time. My stories will not all be the same kind, nor length; depending on my mood, they will be of varying chapter count and genre. While I love writing fanfics, I also enjoy reading others; something I do have a few rules about.

  1. Grammar and Spelling - A few mistakes are understandable, especially if unbeta'd, but if I cannot read the story without struggling to decipher the author's typing, I will stop reading immediately.
  2. Original Characters - Unless they are minor subjects to help the storyline's advancement, I will dislike the story. I have yet to meet an OC that is a main character in a fic that I can tolerate due to their stereotypical (ex. Mary Sue's), dreadful personalities.
  3. Pre-Warnings - Everyone has a first fanfic; everyone makes mistakes and has to practice writing to evolve their style. People that post "first fic" this or that have already turned me off from the story. You should be confident enough to post your story and not care what others think.
  4. Gender Bending - I understand that some of you will want to give your ladies and gentlemen differing genitalia than the ones they already possess; assume that also means I do not have the ability to force myself to read it.

Unpleasantness aside, I have many passions in this world. Aside from writing fanfiction, I roleplay, draw, paint, practice violin, play video games, read comic books, novels, or manga, watch anime, listen to music, clean, and sleep. I value my two best friends, my many pets, my little siblings, and the state of cleanliness that my room remains in. I am an introverted lesbian suffering from unrequited love. If you are ever the recipient of affection from me, consider yourself someone of high importance to me. Below are listed my favorites in the following subtopics.

  1. Television - the Walking Dead, Supernatural, Torchwood, Sherlock, Game of Thrones, South Park, Bob's Burgers, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Arrow, Ridiculousness, Tosh.O, the Office, Wilfred, Angel (spin-off of Buffy the Vampire Slayer), Comic Book Men, Animal Planet, the SyFy channel, Donnie Darko, Rise of the Guardians, How to Train Your Dragon, the Boondocks Saints, Alice in Wonderland, the Avengers, the Batman Trilogy, Thor, Thor 2, Captain America, Alien vs. Predators (original and new), the list goes on infinitely.
  2. Anime/Manga - Naruto, Bleach, the Daily Lives of High School Boys, Death Note, Hetalia-Axis Powers, Alice in the Country of Hearts, Gin Tama, Yowapeda, Free! Iwatobi Swim Club, Fruits Basket, Fullmetal Alchemist, Sailor Moon, Blue Excorcist, Durarara!, My Ordinary Life, Lucky Star, Pandora Hearts, REBORN!, RWBY, Tegami Bachi Letter Bee, Tokyo Mew Mew, Prince of Tennis, Pokémon, Attack on Titan (barely), YuruYuri, Mushi-Shi, many others, as well as most anime movies (Studio Ghibli took my soul when I was 5), or yaoi/yuri online because they are treasures.

  3. Comics - Nearly any Marvel or DC comics (if you ask which I like more, I will kick your kneecaps into your throat), but some of my favorites include Iron Man, Gambit, Batman, the Sirens of Gotham City (Harley Quinn, Posion Ivy, and Catwoman), Wonder Woman, Lil' Gotham, Deadpool, Thor, Captain America, Nightwing, Teen Titans, the Avengers, Elektra, Captain America, Hawkeye, Daredevil, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the Maximum Ride graphic novels, as well as most graphic novel adaptations of books, Homestuck (again, barely), and innumerable others.

  4. Video Games - Bioshock, Assassin's Creed, the Last of Us, the Last Story, the LoZ, Harvest Moon/Rune Factory, Pokémon, Dishonored, Army of Two, Halo, Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy, Okami, Arkham Origins, Star Wars, Lego games, Mirror's Edge, Deadpool, the Walking Dead, Bleach, Naruto (Clash of Ninja on GameCube), Journey, LOTR (PS2), Far Cry, Lollipop Chainsaw Massacre, Borderlands, Diablo, Uncharted, Injustice, Infamous, Resident Evil, Street Fighter, Cooking Mama, and Detective Layton, are some of the "few" favorites.

Now the moment you've all been waiting for; the battle of the OTP's/ships. I have more OTP's and/or ships than you could ever guess, so I'm going to be kind (or lazy), and only list my top 25. These are in no particular order, I only type them as they invade my brain.

Thorin Oakenshield / Bilbo Baggins

Fili Durin / Kili Durin

Sherlock Holmes / John Watson

Jack Harkness / Ianto Jones

Tony Stark / Loki Laufeyson

Crowley / Balthazar

Dean Winchester / Castiel

Sam Winchester / Gabriel

Adam Milligan / Michael

Craig Tucker / Tweek Tweak

Harley Quinn / Poison Ivy

Altaïr Ibn-La’Ahad / Malik Al-Sayf

Ezio Auditore da Firenze / Leonardo da Vinci

Tatsuki Arisawa / Orihime Inoue

Ino Yamanaka / Hinata Hyuga

Kisame Hoshigaki / Itachi Uchiha

Kotetsu Hagane / Izumo Kamizuki

Gekko Hayate / Kakashi Hatake

Lily (V3) / Gumi (Megpoid)

Megurine Luka / Hatsune Miku

Sakata Gintoki / Hijikata Toushirou

Yoshitake Tanaka / Hidenori Tabata

Yui Funami / Akari Akaza

Arthur Kirkland (UK) / Kiku Honda (Japan)

Yui Narumi / Nanako Kuroi


This concludes my rambling tangent. If any of you have questions, comments, or requests, do not hesitate to private message me. I will reply at my earliest convenience. And to those of you that read my stories, I thank you. May your coffee always be hot, and your mind full of inspiration. tHH

"You're my world, the shelter from the rain. You're the pills that take away my pain. You're the light that helps me find my way. You're the words when I have nothing to say. And in this world where nothing else is true, here I am, still tangled up in you. I'm still tangled up in you. You're the fire that warms me when I'm cold. You're the hand I have to hold as I grow old. You're the shore when I am lost at sea. You're the only thing that I like about me. And in this world where nothing else is true, here I am, still tangled up in you. How long has it been since this storyline began? I hope it never ends, and goes like this forever. And in this world where nothing else is true, here I am, still tangled up in you. Still tangled up in you." -Tangled Up In You (Staind)