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Homestuck Characters!

Name- Slanng Venijn (Snake Venom in Dutch)

Age- 6 alternian sweeps old

Gender- Female

Blood color- Sappire blue

Powers- Empathy and the power to inject venom into her victims, venom amount depends on how long she bites them

Power weaknesses?- She feels the emotions of every one around her, meaning for example, she is around three trolls or people, One is extremely Happy, One is extremely anger, and one is extremely sad, she will feel all of those emotions and get a headache and possible have an Emotion overload. Now with her venom, If she bites her victim for to long, her venom will run out and have to refil again, so she will naturally get a bit woozy and dizzy and not feel the best after

Personality- She is very aloof and shy and sensitive and innocent looking.But trust me, thats only her cover. She has a very violent temper due to her emotion overloads and her losing that temper could make her extremely violent. With her friends, she actually is pretty nice and at least tries to keep her temper under controll.She loves snakes,...alot.She doesnt really care about the hemospectrum. Slanng is alos a bit secretive though and she is very quiet at times. She doesnt really voluntarily bare her fangs, the two sharpest hang out of her mouth. But she is actually pretty smart really, she just wont tell you anything unless you ask.

Lusus- Her lusus was a king cobra named Fanng about 2- 3 feet taller than her

Realtionship with lusus- Her lusus really cared for her, but was stern when needed. Slanng really loved her lusus back

Appearence-Slanng is very short for a troll, being only 4'' feet tall.Her left eye is normal troll like, but the right eye is somewhat like a snakes.Everything else about it is normal except, the pupil is slit like a snakes.Her hair goes to her lower back and a bang covers her right eye, the bang has sappire blue streaks in it.She wears no makeup and her teeth are very sharp.Her horns are short, sharp but curved like a snakes sharpest and most deadly fangs.Her fangs are even curved like a poisonous snakes teeth!She wears an oversized, dark grey sweatshirt with her symbol on it in sappire blue, with black shorts and sappire blue shoes

Typing Quirk-She prolongs her /s/ sounds and /z/ sounds when she talks and types because in her mind /z/ is just a sharper /s/ with a sharper sound.She also capitalizes her S, N,A,K,E,V,N,O,Ms and puts a (-) in between every word (It was gonna be a squiggle but ff wont let us use squiggles)

God Tier Title-Rogue of Mood

Land-Land of Empathy and Snakes

Hive-She shares a hive with her brother, her half is grey with sappire blue lines that look like snakes and it is also a castle

Symbol- A King Cobra snake


Name- Tijger Strepn (Means Tiger Stripe(s) in Dutch)

Age-6 alternian sweeps old

Gender- Male

Blood color-Sappire Blue

Powers- Super strength and Super speed

Power weaknesses-He has a limit on how long he can use his powers.Like with super strength, something as like a bow and arrow to amid sized boulderhe can hold indefiantly, but bigger than that he can only carry for a limited amout of time.With his super speed, depending on his speed, decides on his time limit for running

Personality-He is not at all like his sister. He is very out going and talkative and loves a good joke, in fact, he can even make his sister laugh! His temper is not as violent as his sisters but he still has a pretty bad temper.It takes a little longer to anger him compared yo his sister but...It still doesnt take a lot to anger him.He really loves tigers alot to!But with friends, his temper is not as high and he is more open and talkative, yeah it may anger some of his friends but oh well.He also isnt very secretive and tells his friends everything. And he isnt the brightest star in the sky...

Lusus-His lusus was a tiger twice as big as him named Tiik

Relationship with Lusus- His lusus was very stern, but loving. Tijger loved his lusus back as well

Appearence-Tijger is taller than his sister, he is actually normal height for his bllood caste...or close to normal.He is 5'' tall.His right eye is normal troll like, but his left eye...is somewhat like a tigers.Most of it is normal except the pupil which is a tiger like slit.His hair is kinda spikey and bangs sweep over his face, covering most of his left eye.He has no streaks whatsoever.He doesnt wear any typee of jewlry and his teeth or sharp as well. But the two sharpest are thick and sharp but not nesciarily sharp sharp.His horns are medium sized, sharpest and curved like a tigers deadliest fangs.He wears a simple black t shirt with his symbol on it in sappire blue with grey pants and sappire blue shoes.

Typing Quirk- He capitalizes every R,O,A,T,I,G,E in his sentences and he has a habit of kinda prolonging the sounds of the letters he capitializes

God tier- Heir of Blood

Land- Land of Tigers and Rocks

Hive- He shares a hive with his sister, his half of the hive is sappire blue with grey tiger like shapes on it. and his side is a castle to

Symbol- A Tiger


This is just something I found:

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13.

People call another Guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight.

People call an old man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war.

People call a woman bald but they don't know she has cancer.

Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping I bet 95% wont do it.

Well I did

Re-post this if you feel the same


I am a Shadow Fangirl, because he's freakin' hot

! He's cool, dark, and mysterious, so we love him a lot! He has red eyes and power, and so as you can see. I am a Shadow Fangirl, for all eternity!

Copy and Paste this into your profile if you're one too!

LONG LIVE SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG!!

you talk to yourself alot. (alot meaning all the time...)

you talk to yourself about talking to yourself

when you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else

after uttering a profound piece of wisdom, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "wow,this stuff is awesome for sugar highs..."

you live off of sugar and caffeine. (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

you'll check your e-mail every day of the week then disapear of the face of the earth.

when replying to a e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it

you tend to collect bic stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

no matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper

the letters on your keyboard are wearing off

your freinds and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome

people think you have A.D.D.

you think it would be cool to have A.D.D.

you constantly start talking in third person,past or present tense

you start thinking about making lists like this and start giggiling for no 'apparent' reason

your freinds stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago

and FINALLY, the one way to tell if you are a good writer: you failed english 101

"Come to the dark side, we have cookies!"

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

(copy that into your profile if you fit one or more of the description).eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI

A black man walked into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "When I was born I was black "When I grew up I was black, "When I'm sick I'm black, "When I go in the sun I'm black, "When I'm cold I'm black, "When I die I'll be black. "But you sir... "When you're born you're pink, "When you grow up you're white, "When you're sick, you're green, "When you go in the sun you turn red, "When you're cold you turn blue, "And when you die you turn purple. "And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured!" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

If you have strange dreams that never, ever make any sense whatsoever, put this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this in your profile.

Did you know that the 'Alphabet Song', 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star' and 'Baa Baa Black Sheep' have the same tune? If you just tried singing those, copy and paste this into your profile.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Give me a Kiss.

Girl: There, Now would you Slow Down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him and give him one last kiss. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet and so are you!
But sadly,
The roses have wilted,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
and my dagger's stained red.

Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.The boys dont want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Things That A Perfect Guy Would Do

1. Know how to make you smile when you are down
2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice.
3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence
4. Give you the remote control during the game
5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you
6. Play with your hair
7. His hands always find yours
8. Be cute when he really wants something.
9. Offer you plenty of massages
10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork
11. Never run out of love
12. Be funny, but know how to be serious
13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious
14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.
15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts
16. Smile a lot
17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you.
18. Appreciate you.
19. Help others out.
20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1
21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you depart from each others company, even when his friends are watching.
22. Sing , even if he can't.
23. Have a creative sense of humour
24. Stare at you.
25. Call for no reason
26. Quit smoking, chewing, drinking, or drugs - just because he loves you that much to quit it.

26 Things a Perfect Girl Would Do

1. Smile even when you are down, so not to worry him!

2. Once in a while pretend not to notice him secretly smelling your hair, just to give him the satisfaction!

3. Thank him for sticking up for you and at the same time respecting your independence!

4. Let him watch the game!

5. Sink into his hug from behind!

6. Let him play with your hair without complaining that he messed up your look that you spent ages perfecting!

7. Your hands always find his!

8. Give him what he wants when he is cute!

9. Offer him plenty of massages!

10. Dance with him, even if he looks like a dork while doing so!

11. Never run out of love!

12. Be funny, but know how to be serious!

13. Realize you’re being funny when you need to be serious!

14. Don’t take forever to get ready!

15. Hit him gently so he doesn’t have to react so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts!

16. Smile a lot!

17. Thank him for planning a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you!

18. Appreciate him!

19. Help others out!

20. Drive 5 hours just to see him for 1!

21. Always give him a peck on the cheek when you depart from each other’s company, even when your friends are watching!

22. Love his singing…even if he can't sing!

23. Have a creative sense of humour!

24. Stare at him with affection!

25. Call for no reason but give him space!

26. Don’t ever ask him to be something he’s not- just because he loves you enough to do so!

If you can read this message, you are smart because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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If you could read that put it in your profile

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly, "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me, "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart. (I WILL KILL YOU IF YOU DO THIS ONE!)

I, Death The Hedgewolf, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution. Copy and Paste this into your profile to join the Revolution; because everyone knows how much it sucks when you have 500 hits and 3 reviews...

7 Ways to scare your roommates (This is my absolute favorite)

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you're hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

"People often ignore the simple things in life. If someone really annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown. On the other hand, it only takes 4 muscles to reach over and bitch slap that mother fucker upside the head!" (TRUE!)

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9 or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile. (I'll push you off the building too if you're part of the 90%) If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. (Stayed up past TWO IN THE MORNING doing that.) If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME!"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'It's because your gay isn't it?

FRIENDS: Tell jokes with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Have countless inside jokes with you.

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap


If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (BTW, I have, like, 20)

1. Shadow (He's my Brother.))

2. Blaze (Meh.)

3.Silver (He is very Naive.)

4. Rouge (She is weak-ish...kinda))

5. Cream (A real sweetie)

6. Amy (Piko Piko is sooo scary...NOT!!)

7. Tails (Know-it-all show off)

8. Cheese (Another one word: CHAO!)

9. Knuckles (He is...Dumb))

10. Sonic (If he would JUST date Amy he'd be higher!

What would you do if 1 woke you in the middle of the night? (Shadow) IMMEDIANTLY ask him what's wrong. If it was ANYONE else, though, I'd slap them.

2. 3 walked into the bathroom while you were showering? (Silver) Scream my head off...LITERALLY.

3. 4 announced he/she's gonna marry 9 tomorrow? (Rouge/Knuckles) Eat a pancake but congrats them!

4. 5 cooked you dinner? (Cream) Just one word: THISISSOGOOD! And YES, that IS one word! :)

5. 6 was laying on the beach next to you, asleep? (Amy) Pour water on her and not be scared

6. 1 suddenly confessed you being his little sister?(Shadow).Im Shads sister...Yay!!

7. 8 got into the hospital somehow? (Cheese) Weird...

8. 9 made fun of your friends? (Knuckles) Ask to borrow the Master Emerald (so I can sell it to Rouge), then beat him up in ways that should not be described near little children.

9. 10 ignores you all the time? (Sonic) Have a slushee and not care.

10. 2 serial killers are hunting you down. What does 1 do? (Shadow) DEFINITELY save me. We don't need any more Maria's!And Im his sister!

11. You're on a vacation with 2 and break your leg. What does 2 do? (Blaze) Help me...that is, if she's not in a touchy mood.

12. It's your Bday. What does 3 give you? (Silver) Just what I've ALWAYS wanted: An iTunes gift card!

13. You're stuck in a burning house. What does 4 do? (Rouge) Fly us out, then realizes she left her jewels inside and flies back in, even though that's basically suicide.

14. You're gonna do something that'll mortally paralyze you. What does 5 do? (Cream) Cheer me up, obviously. She's SO nice!

15. You're about to marry 10. What's 1's reaction? (Sonic/Shadow) Hold it, hold it, HOOOOOOOOOLD it! SONIC?! That's IMPOSSIBLE, because I WILL NEVER MARRY FAKER!!!Shads would kill him to my delight!

16. You got dumped. How will 7 cheer you up? (Tails) He wouldn't notice. He's ALWAYS building SOMEthing!

17. You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you? (Knuckles) By holding a sign with my name spelled wrong...UPSIDE-DOWN, for THAT matter.

18. You can't stop laughing. What does 10 do? (Sonic) Eat a chili dog and not care.

19. 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? (Shadow) Because he's my brother!!I just found him for Mobius sakes!!

20. 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for 9. (Blaze/Knuckles) Slap her. Knaze? THAT'S SO DUMB!!! Obviously, that's my NIGHTMARE!

21. You're dating 3 and you're introduced to his/her parents. Do you get along? (Silver) 1. Silver HAS no parents and 2. DATING?! WHY WOULD I RUIN SILVAZE IN THE FIRST PLACE?!

22. Will 5 and 6 ever kiss? (Cream/Amy) They would...in my NIGHTMARES, OBVIOUSLY!!!

23. You got a haircut and 7 won't stop looking at you. What's on your mind? (Tails) You FINALLY emerged from that workshop of yours, HUH?!

24. You spot 10 kissing 1. What's your reaction? (Sonic/Shadow) Wake up screeching my head off. THAT'S MY WORST NIGHTMARE!!!Shads HATES FAKER!!WHY WOULD THEY KISS!!!

25. You notice 3 and 4 have been in a room alone for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking? (Silver/Rouge) Did they get in a fight and knock each other out AGAIN?! That's what happpened LAST time.

27. Would 2 trust 5? (Blaze/Cream) Who WOULDN'T trust the A-DOR-A-BLE Cream?!

28. 4 is bored and pokes 10. What will happen? (Rouge/Sonic) POKE FEST PEEPS!!! *then I would poke Knuckles*

29. If 6 and 3 cooked dinner together, what would they make? (Silver/Amy) IDK. But I would be monitoring them so they won't do any funny business, otherwise I will separate them and yell, "SILVER YOU BELONG WITH BLAZE, AND AMY YOU WITH SONIC! IF YOU GUYS EVEN THINK ABOUT DATING ANYONE ELSE, I WILL PLAY MATCHMAKER! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!" and hit them on the head. HARD.

30. 5 and 6 did a workout together? (Cream/Amy) Cream can do workouts?! When did THAT happen?!


98% of teens would be dead if Twilight said breathing wasn't cool. Copy and paste this if you're the 2% who would be laughing.

99% of girls would scream and cry if they saw Justin Bieber about to jump off of a skyscraper, put this on your page if you would be the 1% sitting in a lawn chair, eating popcorn with 3D glasses on yelling,"DO A BACKFLIP!"

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what... and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost


Dear Bullies, That boy you punched in the hall today; committed suicide a few minutes ago. That girl you called a slut in class today; she's a virgin. That boy you called lame; has to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the other day; is already being abused at home. You think you know them. Guess what, you don't. Copy and Paste this to your profile if you are against the mean bullying. I bet 99% of you wont


A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "

Coloured people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"When I was born I was black,"

"When I grew up I was black,"

"When I'm sick I'm black,"

"When I go in the sun I'm black,"

"When I'm cold I'm black,"

"When I die I'll be black."

"But you sir..." "When you're born you're pink,"

"When you grow up you're white,"

"When you're sick, you're green,"

"When you go in the sun you turn red,"

"When you're cold you turn blue,"

"And when you die you turn purple."

"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!


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Time Triplets by WolfRebel reviews
When Tails requires the DNA of Sonic, Shadow and Silver to make the Torpedo fly faster, he finds out that they are brothers, almost triplets. Then Eggman puts a plan that effects the Past, Present and Future into action. Now the three brothers must work together to save all 3 timelines. But will things stay the same between them?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,311 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/1/2015 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Sonic, Shadow, Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman, Silver
Reunited by jamrulz reviews
AU Right after Sonic goes home, Chris goes back to his parents. But a noise in the bushes stops him. What happens when he finds a bleeding, but alive Shadow the Hedgehog?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,883 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Christopher T., Shadow
Abandoned Fragments by Primavera Lunes reviews
As a request from the President, Sonic and friends investigate a mysterious island that nobody seems to know anything about. Suspicions abound once it appears that somebody does know more than he is willing to share...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 146,150 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Sonic, Shadow - Complete
DrabbleStuck! by Jenny Phoenix reviews
What situations did the trolls get themselves into in the human world now? (drabble series) (some based off of posts i found.) (this is nonsense and i don't know what i'm doing.)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,369 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 1/4/2014
Spawn of the Master Emerald by DensaiFire
The events of this story happen a few months after Sonic Generations. Due to the overuse of the Chaos Emeralds power, a long lost entity has reawakened and continued what he began 4,000 years ago. It is up to Sonic, Shadow, Silver, Tails, and Knuckles to save the Earth. Disclaimer: the Villain is an OC I found YEARS ago.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,644 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Sonic
These Moments by Blue de Heart reviews
"It's always best to cherish even the smallest of moments, because your scrap-book of life always has the extra pages for it." A series of drabbles, and a couple of non-related one-shots circling around our ebony warrior, his friends, and family. (The Final Match between Sonic and Shadow! Updates are coming quicker now.)
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,488 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Shadow
Sonic X? What the Hell? by Icy Fire 7 reviews
After the events in Sonic Generations, the gang picks back up on their party. Tails suggests that they watch something, and they just happen to find Sonic X. How will they react when they watch it? Read to find out! Rated T for mild language and possibly more in future chapters. ;)
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,132 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012
Shadow's Starr by TrueNight1025 reviews
Everyone deserves love, even Shadow the Hedgehog. So when a new student comes to his school, will he take the plunge or hide his heart? But more importantly, will he be able to free her from a curse that haunts her every breathing moment? Read and find out. Rated T for future love and war. If you don't like ShadowxOC DON'T READ!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,824 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Shadow - Complete
Taking care of baby Amy Rose by Savvy0417 reviews
Uh oh! Dr. Eggman is up to no good with an new invention in mind. Now he turned Amy rose into a sweet, innocent baby! What could Shadow do about it while taking care of his rose? Even Sonic involved in this?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,621 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Sonic, Amy, Shadow - Complete
Fairy Fails by glittering wolf reviews
The Sonic crew has "agreed" to help put on a production of the classic fairy tale Snow White. Too bad its anything but. (This is kind of sort of a crack-fic.)
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,768 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Complete
Madonna by TailsDoll13 reviews
Just another morning in Möbius...and it all went downhill from there. Egghead has a new accomplice: a female hedgehog! Who is she? What is her connection to Shadow? What's she doing? When's dinner? T for death And suggestive themes, plus I'm paranoid. First Sonic fic, so PLEASE don't kill me! Deranged Shadow Fangirl, OUT! EDIT: Is anyone readin? EDIT: I respond harshly to flames.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 22,703 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Shadow
The World is My Enemy by Lordoftheghostking28 reviews
I will fight like I always have. Rated M for chapter 3 onward.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,314 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Shadow, Silver - Complete
Missed Out by darkness wasted reviews
Someone died and Rouge wants to know who.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Complete
Shadow's Life by Pyro Hedgehog reviews
Shadow survives the fall from ARK, but only to find out that everyone and everything he knew has changed, for better and worse. When allies betray allies, and enemies, both new and old arrive, he may just wish he'd died.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 37,189 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/26/2007 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Shadow, Sonic