Hellsmage
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Joined 02-22-11, id: 2761316, Profile Updated: 04-02-11

Mad warcrafter, warcraft book reader,murder mystery lover,manga freak,epic warcraft RP'er...

WHO IS YOUR ROLE MODEL??

Try it without looking at answers

1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9

2) Multiply by 3 then

3) Add 3, then again Multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator...)

4) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number….

5) Add the digits together

Now with that number see who your ROLE MODEL
is from the list below :

1. Einstein

2. Nelson Mandela

5. Bill Gates

6. Gandhi

7. Brad Pitt

8. Hitler

9. Hellsmage.

10. Barack Obama

Stop picking different numbers. I AM YOUR IDOL, JUST DEAL WITH IT!!

Now copy and paste this into your profile, and change your name in #9.

In Honor of Stupid People

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children- then how am i supposed to give it to them?

2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts- oh, really? I would never of guessed!

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping- but that's when I always use them!

4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire- Wow, you learn something new everyday!

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking- but I love, frozen, solid, tasteless pizza!

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado-but then how am I supposed to survive!

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts-where? I cant see.

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children- well that idea is out of the window then!

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.- what, in my afterlife?

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping- but it tastes sooo nice!

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regualr soap- and how is that?

12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness- but I brought them for energy!

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required- that's a crap puzzle, it doesn't even put itself together!

14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use- now I wonder what that could be?

1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5)
2) THE ANSWER IS (L0OK AT #11)
3) D0NT GET MAD (L0OK AT #15)
4) CALM DOWN DONT BE TICKED OFF ( L0OK AT #13
5) FIRST (L0OK AT #2)
6) D0NT BE THAT MAD (L0OK AT #12)
7) I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI...LOL
8 ) WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU IS...(THE ANSWER IS ON #14)
9) BE PATIENT (L0OK AT #4)
10) THIS IS THE LAST TIME IMMA DO THIS (L0OK AT #7)
11) IM NOT MAD WHEN IM SAYIN THIS (L0OK AT#6)
12) S0RRY (L0OK AT #8 )
13) D0NT BE GETTIN ALL HYPE (L0OK AT #10)
14) I D0NT KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS (L0OK AT #3)
15) YOU MUST BE REALLY TICKED OFF (L0OK AT NUMBER #9)
(Put it on your page if you laughed)

Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the heck is drinking my dang soda.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. (just serch her page she's 'Spike's number 1 pet')

If life gives you lemons, throw them back at the jerk who gave 'em to ya and demand chocolate.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

Sometimes when I'm alone in a room I like to say, “I know you’re listening” because if I'm wrong then no one heard but if im right then I just freaked the heck out of some secret organization.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

I'm an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight!

I'm smiling. That alone should scare you.

Don't yawn in the shower. You might drown.

There are people in Africa that can't afford sarcasm, and yet, you abuse it.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

"Don't you wish you could have your cake and eat it too?" What is the point of having a cake if you can't eat it.

If I'm not back in five minutes...just wait a little bit longer

Bow down to the Spork!

He who laughs last didn't get it.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

I'm not random, i just have many thou- OH A SQUIRREL!

Elmo knows where you live!

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Forever isn't as long as it use to be.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

Someone once told me that happiness was just around the corner. I told them that world is round.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

Hermione, the dark lords daughter by Spike's Number One Pet reviews
The golden trio's, Gryffindor's know-it-all. Is suddenly thrown into a word of misery, pain, evil and love. Friends will become Enemies, Enemies will become friends. There is no more peace, or tranquillity all is havoc. Continued inside :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 61,597 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S., Voldemort