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Joined 01-01-13, id: 4452934, Profile Updated: 09-29-13
Author has written 9 stories for Warriors, iCarly, and My Little Pony.

Hi my name is Valerie

FAV MLP ponies- Applejack, Rainbow Dash ,FAV Warrior cats- Graystripe, Runningnose, Yellowfang, Leafpool. Favorite animals- bunnies, miniature horses, cats

SAVE APPLEJACK!

15 things to do when your borED (FUN FACT! I MADE THIS LIST WHEN I WAS BORED!)

1. Try to do a backflip

2. meow sometimes to entertain yourself

3. go in your car and act that the police are chasing you (for your safety do NOT turn the car on)

4. tie your shirts in case of a emergency

5. name all your shoes

6. do a exercise you can't do (like a flip, cart wheel, or something else) then laugh dramatically at yourself for failing

7. pretend your a superhero

8. pretend your shirt is trying to kill you.

9. hug your pillow (they have feelings to)

10. pretend your a chicken

11. run into your sibling's room and pretend that your getting chased by a chupacabra

12. jump off your bed to try to fly then get mad at the birds and pegasus and dragons for them getting wings and you don't and then scream "Curse mother nature"

13. call your friend to act like your ordering a pizza

14. send your pen pal a letter or email even though they haven't responded to your your last one

15. throw a tea party for your half your stuff animals and laugh at the other half for not getting invited.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.

Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.


5 top ways to get kicked out of stop shop ( for your safety do NOT do number 1 which is the deadliest one)

5. Walk up to an employee and ask if there any litter boxes and when he shows you one say "do you have any larger, i need something i can fit in duh"

4. Run up to someone you don't know and give them a hug

3. Play with ALL the toys and after you break them walk away like nothing happend

2. Throw a banana at the cashier and say " YOU BROKE MY BANANA I WANT A REFUND!"

1. Crash into stop and shop a yell " ISN'T THERE A DRIVE THROUGH, PEOPLE ARE SO STUPID THESE DAYS"

If you wish that one day, Warrior cats need to attack your town because you think something exciting needs to happen, copy and paste this onto your profile

IF YOU LIKE WARRIORS, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

if you like bunnies, copy and paste this to your profile

if your parents aren't divorced...YET copy and paste this to your profile

QUOTES SOME I OWN SOME I DONT

"Roses are red, violets are blue, god made me pretty WHAT HAPPEND TO YOU"

"Regualar naps prevent old age, espessialy if you take them while driving"

"Marrige is when one person is always right and the other one is the husband"

"Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the person you can not live without, whatever you pick you will regret it later"

"Don't go to bed angry, stay up and plot your revenge

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend/girlfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. ( This touched my heart )

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If you could read that put it in your profile! Yup!

Did you eat the muffin man the muffin man the muffin man. Did you eat the muffin man the muffin man the muffin man? Yes yes i did!

If you believe Applejack needs more love post this on your profile!

Save APPLEJACK! (SOME WAYS TO HELP)

1. Vote for Applejack best pony on the next poll.

2. Put Applejack as your profile picture

3. Thats all I got

YOU CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE!

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When StarClan Gets Bored by Chucklez-Lives-On reviews
This is a story about what happens when StarClan gets bored of the Clans' boring lives! Wacky things are about to occur! WARNING: RANDOM :). Rated "T" just in case.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 158 - Words: 166,509 - Reviews: 5973 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Squirrelflight, Bramblestar, Lionblaze, Ivypool
When Firestar Ate Someone by redstar-leader-of-thunderclan reviews
One day, Firestar decided to eat someone... this leads to a very hard habit to break. Firestar has turned cannibalistic. Will it drive him mad or will he eventually eat everyone? This story is complete, after 7 years.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 13,331 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/24/2015 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Firestar - Complete
The Monster In Applebloom by unicorn92243 reviews
Apple Bloom has every reason in the world to be happy, so why is she so miserable? This is a story of how mental illness can strike anyone, anywhere, anytime, no matter how good a life a person has, and it's devastating consequences.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,659 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Applejack, Applebloom - Complete
Celestia's Little Warriors by Scourge627 reviews
Pegasopolas, Earth, Unicornia. 3 racist clans fighting for survival. Enjoy!
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 11/16/2013
Shadowed Dawn by Stormwind of FallenClan reviews
Dawnpaw is just an ordinary apprentice, or IS she? Not knowing of her past, what surprises will she encounter. Enclosed in a happy, exotic life, little does she know the strong dangers that hold her captive in the apprentices' den. Destines swap her dignity out with fear, what will Dawnpaw do? Rated T, because Warrior books are. Mah second story, I deleted my first. xD R&R!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Bramblestar
Scootaloo's Painful Secret by unicorn92243 reviews
Scootaloo is hiding the pain the best that she can, but she feels like she might explode if she doesn't tell someone soon. Who will be there to help the little filly in her greatest hour of need? Will she ever get a happy ending? Warning: This fic is about child abuse.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,086 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo - Complete
The Truth by unicorn92243 reviews
When Twilight Sparkle accidently drops a truth potion at one of Celestia's parties, chaos happens as the ponies learn that some things are best left unsaid!
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia, Princess Cadance/Princess Mi Amore Cadenza - Complete
Cheer On by The-GWFan reviews
After a budget cut, Cheerilee is replaced by a younger and stricter teacher. Cheerilee searches for a new job in Ponyville while her students deal with the new teacher. However, everything is not what it seems. Can Cheerilee save her students and Ponyville?
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,740 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Cheerilee, Applebloom - Complete
Cupcakes: Creepypasta Edition by Vornado reviews
What if "Cupcakes" was an actual creepypasta "lost episode"?
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,359 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash - Complete
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Friendship is War reviews
The three pony clans Earth, Unicornia and Pegasopolas, all divied by race and forbidden love, have to fight the Evil Alicorn Stalkers to survive. But will they be able to manage the 3 powerful alicorns? (WARRIOR CAT STYLE) PLEASE READ, YOU WILL RECEIVE A COOKIE!
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2013
Applebloom's Dark Passion reviews
Applebloom starts developing depression, she begins to envy not having a passion, and not having wings. The night she runs away she meets a gang of insane killers. Will they use her jealousy against her? WARNING: DARK FIC! RATED T: FOR SLIGHT SWEARING, A BIT OF GORE.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2013
7 ways to get kicked out of Bronycon reviews
These are 7 ways to get kicked out of Bronycon. Rainbow Dash approves of this Twilight Sparkle disaproves Authors Note: This is a joke!
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Complete
Graystripe and Bramblestar Shipping? reviews
Bramblestar marrys Graystripe, and they have a kit name Ranchdressing? ONE SHOT!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Graystripe, Bramblestar
Principle For A Day reviews
Carly accidently wins the principle for a day contest, without even choosing to enter. Now she has to go around dealing with kids "school crimes". Also credit for Scourge627 for giving me the idea to write chapter 4, and a couple others. COMPLETE
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,986 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Carly S. - Complete
Yellowfang's Haunted Diary reviews
Yellowfang write in her diary about her horrid murderous son "Brokenheart" after she gets kicked out of Shadowclan. ONESHOT
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Yellowfang, Brokenstar - Complete
The Day I learned To Troll reviews
One day Graystripe and Fireheart decided to go on a stupid adventure, but things dont go so well...ONE SHOT
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Firestar, Graystripe - Complete
The Hungry Elder reviews
One-eye gets mad that Bluestar wouldn't let her go to the gathering so when the clan is gone she leaves the camp for a walk and all of a sudden she finds herself walking in ShadowClan territory. Then she becomes Shadowclan's prisoner, and Thunderclan has to do thier best to get her out!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,719 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Firestar, One-eye - Complete
THEE GOLDEN reviews
Carly and Sam decided to walk though the halls of the school. They find something VERY SHOCKING! Credit to Scourge627 for the coming up with the title for the story, make sure to check her AWESOME stories to!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Carly S., Sam P.